If any of you were wondering if my offline life is as strange as my twitter presence, just know that I tried to go to a bar w my friends and some guy did a fkn mating ritual at me x

Minor spelling mistake oh it’s SO over for me

@twistbyk0rn Come to Spain we will have three beautiful kids and a farmhouse🔥

@elliesobx #LIKED

@miscompiled Sorry, I can stop if you want

@daeacsharpie I mean, hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥

@BucketofSnails

@twistbyk0rn LMAOOO NOOO IT’S GLOBAL?!?!

@BucketofSnails Oscar baby you wouldn’t cancel me, would you?

@itsjbandzzz No no it’s ok if it’s you :*

@PUNISHEDNER0 All Australians are born sinful and have to fight their way out of it

My favourite ex likes my tweets ok let’s go 🔥🔥

@villannelle Started barking at my phone sorry

My irls have now seen that selfie on their timelines. Time to kms.

FOR THE 30 OF YOUSE THAT FOLLOWED ME FROM THAT TWEET I DON’T ACTUALLY LOOK THAT AWFUL MOST OF THE TIME PLSSSS I’M A STARRR 😭😭

@LopHopper She’s about shoulder-height on me, so 5’2 or thereabouts?

@elliesobx OH! I might be stupid 😇