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@asian_catfish

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i hate modern computing but i think personal computers are cool. language is my cage. Ph(at)D(ick)

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n/e london, shenzhen

Joined August 2010

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@chantgod Also this lol

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@Larkos_TBBH @Transphobes_Ls_ Is the fat white woman high off hormone pills in the room with us right now?

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@dieworkwear omg meeee

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@B_cat38324 我B罩杯願意換8cm

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@asian_catfish

2 months

你們說的SRS是這樣的嗎

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@northstardoll I write fire poetry now so it's all worth it

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8 months

@northstardoll boys get disappointed while real men eat you out on your period

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@asian_catfish

8 months

反正我覺得藥娘不論長相只要真心覺得自己是女就是女順女大把長相男性化的難道她們也是男的不切屌也是女反正屌蒂同源，屌是大蒂蒂是小屌難道陽痿男和順女不曾性犯罪，當變態非要靠那一根

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@asian_catfish

4 months

@garrulous_abyss 我對象，男性，給我從未有過的感情連結，，，快進，，，事到如今，這人也吃雌半年了

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@asian_catfish

2 months

如何描述我的性取向：有牛牛的女孩子、有批的男孩子生殖器偏好：小牛牛、大蒂蒂

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@asian_catfish

3 months

本來想配圖自拍的，發現新舊護照其實很符合💀

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@asian_catfish

3 months

穿女裝像男娘，穿男裝像女同

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@asian_catfish

8 months

@Hermthagerm I'm broke but I'd buy you a drink before I buy myself a meal baby PLEASE

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@asian_catfish

8 months

@CitrusRomance ..我也是13歲破處的還能怎麼辦，沒有父母疼愛的小女孩突然有人愛了不得付出所能付出的全部嗎

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@asian_catfish

1 month

@tttakecareofme 可是圖裡的是xx染色體啊..

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@asian_catfish

8 months

@whotfisjovana

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@asian_catfish

5 months

最新人設：女同離異家庭。平時的媽媽（1）給生活費，但週末的媽媽（2）做了一桌好飯

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@asian_catfish

5 months

無法想像順女les跟跨女les怎麼做？順直男跟跨直女還少嗎-_-???阿不是一個道理嗎這都什麼問題，自己都跨了還一股一般順直人說想像不了同性愛的味

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@asian_catfish

8 months

說srs才接受上認同性別廁所的是單純想閹割跨女吧難道跨男割小臂肉接屌才能進男廁麼

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@asian_catfish

8 months

"for her (piece of my femininity)" earring / birthday gift, made from the necklace I wore at my MSc graduation 研究生是我扮演普通女孩的最後一年。畢業時戴的項鍊做成耳墜，我的女性氣質的碎片，送給最愛的人

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@asian_catfish

2 months

@TaoTie_s 誰懂。。平時當1s，被草的時候嘴上一聲不吭但是身體裡面已經一抽一抽的了，最後在沉默中噴水高潮了還裝淡定地說：嗯，剛剛屬於正常發揮的高潮太可愛了喵🥰🥹

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@asian_catfish

3 months

@TaoTie_s 想高中時的前夫妹了

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@asian_catfish

6 years

For the first time in forever I wrote something in Chinese please pretend you understand and tell me it's good thanks

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@asian_catfish

4 months

@garrulous_abyss 嗯，總之世界上還是有好男人的，雌二醇含量越高越是好男人🤤

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@asian_catfish

7 months

大家好我準備跨性別了

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@asian_catfish

4 months

18 vs now 🥰🫶🏻

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@asian_catfish

6 months

請各位網友一起吃

🏳️‍🌈发条喵🏳️‍⚧️

@IWantMyLilDoggy

6 months

吃饭！爽！披瘾犯了😋 带着鸭鸭 @AndreaSexiHuang 的截图来和鲶鲶 @asian_catfish 吃披萨啦这下无痛到伦敦了！猫猫鲶鲶鸭鸭是什么非二元动物大聚会www海陆空齐聚一堂！

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@asian_catfish

18 days

@nugtransmitter @horrificshirt shame

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@asian_catfish

5 months

@JanglingJack She could save me

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@asian_catfish

8 months

@whyyoutouzhele 我中國本科用的美國教材有一張白色貼紙（2014年）撕開是...

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@asian_catfish

8 months

@HatsuneMiku I actually have one (runs on android too)

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@asian_catfish

4 months

pov: you're a snail in my garden (I'm hungry)

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@asian_catfish

8 months

@northstardoll I am both of them

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@asian_catfish

4 months

feeling a bit fruity 🍒🥺🍒

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@asian_catfish

5 months

亞馬遜買的假髮到了稍微試下打了底妝和濾鏡竟然還能隱約看到胡青服了

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@asian_catfish

7 months

"不是我的" （上衣）我和我的奶子之間有一種根本的斷層。我恨它們嗎？倒也沒有。就只是覺得不是我的；或者本來不該在那裡，但不知怎麼反正就出現在那裡了。像腳底埋入了一顆小刺，大部分時間生活一切如常，但偶爾，真的只是偶爾，落腳角度不對就好痛好痛。然後生活又一切如常。

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@asian_catfish

7 years

no.4 #dotpict #va11halla extra-small 難しすぎ ;_;

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@asian_catfish

7 months

和女神本神 @noaayoyaoaya 面麵(⁠・⁠–⁠・⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

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@asian_catfish

4 months

@northstardoll

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@asian_catfish

7 months

出來蹦迪，全程解離

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@asian_catfish

6 months

是愛穿粉色的老男人一枚呀🥰

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@asian_catfish

3 months

在家不工作看美少女直播電腦遊戲

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@asian_catfish

2 months

@shoshannim86 這什麼品種的mtf為什麼我都沒見過

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@asian_catfish

2 months

ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ 要被吃掉了

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@asian_catfish

2 months

慢羊羊

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@asian_catfish

3 months

退休魔法少女中年危機

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@asian_catfish

19 days

賣屁股的收入

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@asian_catfish

3 months

問：還有半個月，你畢業論文寫怎樣了？答：總之你先看我剛剛實驗性改造的眼鏡

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@asian_catfish

5 months

spring has cum 🥰

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@asian_catfish

4 months

(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠) today's gender fluid is non-newtonian

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@asian_catfish

2 months

也就背還能看😩

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@asian_catfish

4 months

剛哭完

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@asian_catfish

7 months

新鞋鞋ლ⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠ლ⁠)這下擠地鐵沒人踩我腳了8

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@asian_catfish

2 months

Finally gonna have a Ph(at)D(ick) 🥰

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@asian_catfish

5 months

我不要中性，我要雙性別、泛性別、性別的煙花爆炸在你腳下；我不可能是灰濛濛的沉默，粉色天藍色是我的溫婉清澈，正紅色是我的熱情，黑色是我的確信；棉、皮、紗、綢、麻每一種材質講一個故事勾勒一個解釋，如果你願意我想抓住你的手講給你聽

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@asian_catfish

13 days

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@asian_catfish

8 months

誇我帥。.⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠·⁠.求你了嘛

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@asian_catfish

5 months

if i fits i sits

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@asian_catfish

8 months

我操我的蒂硬起來已經看起來像個迷你屌了包括龜頭形狀什麼的😱 。另外老婆說我已經有鬍鬚的雛形了（不要啊啊鬍子好醜😭）於是掏出五年前某前任沒帶走的電動剃鬚刀刮了一波...

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@asian_catfish

1 month

為什麼老婆在合照裡總像一隻狗啊。

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@asian_catfish

4 months

@noaayoyaoaya 所以我從頭到尾DIY hrt+找nhs測血😎👍 真的覺得正式診斷的系統其實就是gatekeep 還有延時罷了

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@asian_catfish

8 months

@RinKokoroQwQ 反向pass了是我會開心哈哈哈

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@asian_catfish

8 months

我裹胸、打睪酮，但我是好女孩

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@asian_catfish

3 months

東亞小孩至暗時刻：被西人伴侶的媽媽擁抱親臉頰說愛他

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@asian_catfish

1 month

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@asian_catfish

7 months

花裡胡哨錦標賽決賽選手(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

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@asian_catfish

5 years

@Dogen You should see my 11-year-old sister's homework (although tbf she got 鬱 wrong too)

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@asian_catfish

3 months

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@asian_catfish

5 months

喜歡這個反射光的紋路

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@asian_catfish

3 months

為什麼沒有給跨男迷你雞用的迷你貞操鎖,唉

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@asian_catfish

2 months

慢羊羊

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@asian_catfish

4 months

喂，女人，拿去嘴巴

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@asian_catfish

4 months

"bunny beanie" made from baby pajamas

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@asian_catfish

8 months

@chantgod context: they had sent multiple ass pics even though I had in my bio I don't like facial hair and they had a full-on beard in their pfp 😭

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@asian_catfish

2 months

跨男、跨女的共同點：有唧唧，但是沒什麼實際用處

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@asian_catfish

6 months

極簡主義攝食：把豆腐紙盒包裝咬開一個口直接吸，不需要烹飪、工具、容器，甚至不需要洗手，蛋白質脂肪碳水都有了

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@asian_catfish

2 months

女的就要怎樣，男的就要怎樣，我是不可能從一個牢籠跳進另一個牢籠的

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@asian_catfish

8 months

@ggininder64 我想著變態就算切了屌90%的變態事不是照幹不誤嗎

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@asian_catfish

7 months

花費£5鉅款的大頭貼(⁠･ั⁠ω⁠･ั⁠) 老婆真可愛 (⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)

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@asian_catfish

4 months

低情商：自殘高情商：空針練習紋身

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@asian_catfish

22 days

@noaayoyaoaya 歡迎加入性別流體 🥰

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@asian_catfish

4 months

之前聽另一個transmasc 說hrt之後因為atrophy 前洞容量縮小終於體會到了 (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠) 而且快感減少了或者說被觸覺和痛感代替這點跟跨女hrt硬不起來有異曲同工之妙捏

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@asian_catfish

6 months

With my voice and face changing I am less insecure about my other feminine features: bit of boobs? idm - as long as I still feel more masculine than feminine

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@asian_catfish

8 months

when you're in the mental hospital so there's no pressure to dress or act normal

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@asian_catfish

7 months

"bruh I low-key look like a male prostitute with this hair" "male prosti... yeah I kinda see it" (有沒有地雷女包養我🥺)

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@asian_catfish

6 months

made it outside

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@asian_catfish

4 months

要是這個表可以選擇用概率分佈來回答就好了

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@asian_catfish

3 months

@northstardoll 🥺

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@asian_catfish

7 months

@KITSCHKRIS are we gatekeeping nonbinaryhood now I thought we were pro-self-id I mean :/ this vid makes me uncomfortable too but I wouldn't "this person is just cis"

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@asian_catfish

7 months

@meduka_ebooks Wtf 😭