ashswag
@ashswagin
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Math is PAINFUL.Science is PAINFUL.English is PAINFUL.History is PAINFUL.
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minecraft movie predictions: . 1. what is this place? some sort of minecraft?.2. jack black fart/poop joke.3. guys. stop. we can't kill the dragon. we're better than this.4. dwayne the rock johnson surprise cameo as herobrine.5. makes 12 cents in box office revenue.
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dear diary, today i gave my childhood hero a fucking assault rifle
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i can't believe my mother gave birth for me to just watch ashswag.
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i’ve had enough of going outside bruh it’s time for the grass to come touch ME.
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techno’s memories will live on through the millions and millions of viewers and content creators he’s inspired for so many years and i can safely say i would not be where i am today if it wasn’t for him. Technoblade never dies🟪🖤.
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hey @TeamYouTube my channel just got hacked. please help me get it back. this is serious. i would seriously appreciate any and all help
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girl you are as beautiful a sight to my worn eyes as a 20 vein of ancient debris on a thankless cold winter morning
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everybody needs a stupid ass friend in their life that video calls them at 4 in the morning saying “please help me tie my shoelaces i’ve forgotten how to”
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“you only live once” thank god bruh i do not want to do this shit again.
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just found out that everytime i uploaded a minecraft video this year, the value of the U.S Dollar has had a massive fall. you tell me what that means.
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GOT MY CHANNEL BACK. AND MADE A RACK FROM THE SCAMMER'S LIVESTREAM ON MY ACCOUNT BABY 😎 THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED I LOVE YOU
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words aren’t enough to express how devastating this is- Thank you Technoblade. for everything…Rest in Peace💜⬛️.
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2022 was practice .2023 was practice.2024 was practice.2025 I GET THERAPY.
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CONFUSED WHY MY 8:30 ALARM DIDNT GO OFF I WOKE UP TODAY MORNING AND SAW THIS😭😭
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2025 calendar:. swagnuary.swagruary.swagch.swagpril.sway.swune.swuly.swagust.swagtember.swagtober.swagvember.swagcember.
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>my channel got hacked.>hackers start a livestream.>livestream makes $1,000 and it all goes to my bank account.>i get my channel back and celebrate.>my channel immediately gets fully terminated .>i get it back after the most stressful 24 hours of my life. crazy week🤪.
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turned 20 today thank you for all the kind wishes! 2023 was a really hard one BUT 2024? - this is the year i try crystal meth💜🖤
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THEY MADE A FUCKING MOVIE BEFORE I COULD UPLOAD A YOUTUBE VIDEO I GIVE UP MAN.
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IM GETTING NANDOS WITH BLOCK FACTS AND SQUIDDO THEY BOTH SAY I “WON’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE EXTRA HOT SPICY LEVEL” TIME TO PROVE THEM WRONG
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@KarlJacobs_ @Ranboosaysstuff @MrBeast We love seeing 2 best friends who vouch for each other's deaths! :D.
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i knew this would happen so in the past i only donated small amounts at a time to not get flagged, but it seems like as soon as i started contributing larger amounts recently @PayPal has decided to permanently ban my account. Everyone be aware. @AskPayPal @PayPal4Business
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hello internet! 😄. my name is ash and i thought i'd introduce myself to you all!💞. i'm a 19 year old asian content creator with big dreams! hopefully you can support me in my journey!✨.
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i am so eternally grateful to everyone for making my first trip to the other side of the globe so incredible. i am nothing without all of you. here are some photos of me going through stages of Americanization
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@Quackity this is so dope i can now talk shit in any language and reach as many people as possible.
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pregnant person: omg my baby looks so beautiful . the ultrasound:.⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤ ⠄⠸⣿⣇⠈⠉⠉⠄⠄⢀⣼⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣄⠙⠛⠁⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣶⣿⣿⢁⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠄⣿ ⠄⠄⠈⢿⡗⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡟⠄⠄⠄ ⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠉.
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if anyone is having a good day just know that i really hate you 💜.
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i never get when ccs say “i love my fans” cause i genuinely despise all of you in my community. i really don’t like any of you!!!😭.
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⬛️ PLUSHSWAG 🟪. ALWAYS wanted merch that doesn’t steal from artists or do shady stuff so @BlockHeadzStore and i made the COOLEST collectible ever. oh i also convinced them to make every plush come with a detachable GUN for your posing purposes😭 . on sale 24.2.24⚡️
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waddup, it’s ashswizzy, just thought i’d fly by 🐝 and say i hope yall are doing good 🤙 shits been dope for me 🔥💯.
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THAT SHIT WAS SO MILD AHAHA IM NOW TRYING THE “EXTRA EXTRA HOT” ONE
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ONE OF THESE IS A LIE:. 1. I got arrested for knocking someone out when i was in middle school. 2. I once hotwired a stranger's car and ran away when the ignition actually worked. 3. I drove a bmx bike down an abandoned water slide tube about 15 metres high (50 feet).
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@PangiLive oh god. this isn't me in this video it's an A.I clone. i promise im a nice person.
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hire me. i specialize in passionate monologues for funerals, graduations, birthdays, deadly smp launches, etc.
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@sleepdeprived @idr_labs just say u don’t want me on the server no need to be racist about it.
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hard to articulate my thoughts on things like this for some reason. every time i try to type my fingers give in, when i try to write my hand doesn't wanna work. spent weeks figuring out a long long statement but i scrapped it all cause this one's better.
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wait… to be a content creator… you have to make CONTENT⁉️⁉️⁉️ why did nobody tell me this.
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and for my next trick, i’m gonna magically increase my productivity and happiness
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just found out i MAY be 6’3 and not 6’5 since i’ve been measuring my hair my whole life. day ruined.
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oh my god i just said skibidi toilet in a job interview . i was the interviewer.
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@MCChampionship_ IF THERES EVER A 1V4 SITUATION PLEASEEEE CAN IT BE CALLED AN “ashswag moment” or something along those lines PLEASE NOXCREW PLEASE. additionally can i also have 20,000 US Dollars in royalties😭😭👈✍️💰✍️💰.
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@VidCon hello vidcon. i spend a lot of money every year to come all the way to the USA for vidcon and i was even an invited guest this year and had so much fun 😸 can i please be a featured creator next year?😸 just listen to all these beautiful vouches from my beautiful community 👇🤯.
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