Professor of anti-peace & Conflict, Uppshala University. Parody Account. Not affiliated with anyone. CCP, Hamas agent. I write fiction. My tweets are fake.
Yesterday, when I checked my twitter account, my follower list were reduced by five. Today, when I checked, it was further reduced by four. I didn't understand what was happening. Then I came to know about Shopian encounter.
My friend
@zoo_bear
is an interesting character. When someone talks about India's GDP, he says why don't you talk about GDP per capita? But in electoral bond data, he doesn't divide it by the number of states. So, I did it for him. This is the new list. Please share and tag him.
A funny thing happened to me. I tweeted something which offended my Pak followers. They started "T
@n
se Juda" and unfollowed me in masse. My Gaan fatted. So, I deleted it and rewrote. It's all fine till I bash Hindus, but the moment I say against M's, I know I am gone.
In 2022, India will never organise G20 summit in Müslim dominated Kashmir as India is anti-Muslim. When India actually did it in 2023, now I am saying why did they do it. I am a world class hutiya.
@visegrad24
These are not Germans. These are just Russians (their parents or ancestors came from Russia) having German passport. Germans are against this war.
Personal opinion: His personal life is none of my business. As a fellow Odia, I feel sorry for him and his family that he has to go through this at this age. But his h
@te
for Modi blinded him. Modi h
@te
only cancelled his OCI card, but ISI h
@te
ruined his life. 5/n
@coolfunnytshirt
When Hitler started second world war, his age was 52. Aakar Patel is now 52. Will
@Aakar__Patel
start a second world war now? This is scary.
I am jealous of Rishi enjoying cooking with his family. I would have also clicked similar pictures if my wife wouldn't have fled away with her boyfriend. I hope she comes back to me.
Hindu RW Modi has withheld my account in India. Little does he know that I am much more popular in Pakistan. Most of my followers are Pakistani. So, I don't care tbh.
@bsdhanoa
A retired general once attempted to win some brownie points by bad-mouthing the king. He also colluded with the Resistance who were against the king. This news reached the public and Ultimately the king. The king got annoyed and told: Ignore this hutiya. I don't even know him.
Either h
@ckers
were upset by my last post crediting Red Sword group for the h
@ck
or they are playing it safe. Looks like h
@ckers
might be pro-Israel. Pro-Israel and pro-India posts coming from his account now. 6/n
Have you ever thought why LKFC
@zoo_bear
's posts go viral and how does he portray like an one man army fighting against hundreds of RW accounts? He is a cunning guy. Not all of his fact checks are fake news. Some contain the truth, some half truth and some totally false. 1/n
In India, only Hindus are allowed to pray. All other religions are not allowed to pray and they usually travel to neighboring country Pakistan in early morning to pray and then return to India after praying. This is also the reason why I left India.
Looks like this time
@UU_University
has to take some action. This is a matter of serious concern for them as a professor from their own
@UU_Peace
was involved in an affair with a junior research scholar. This is unethical and might be a conflict of interest issue. 8/n
@thehawkeyex
Are you really fact-cheking my tweet? Come on man. You can utilize your time better. By default, most of my tweets are fake news. You should only post if things mentioned in my tweets come out to be true instead of fake and this usually does not happen.
Congratulations to my leader Xi for defeating the opposition in a landslide victory and becoming Chini president. Hindu supremacists and fascist Modi will never know what a democratic election looks like.
Thank you all my Pakistani followers for half a million followers. Since only Pakistanis are allowed on my timeline and all Indians are blocked, I am indeed privileged to be followed by them.
In addition to the above, the expose contains how he was trying to influence the Swedish population to positively view Palestine, how Uppsala professors are complaining against him, places where he would visit with her (Malaysia for example) 9/n
I am such a low life that when I am criticizing ISRO which one of the best space agencies of the world, Pakistanis are criticizing me. Pakistanis have better sense than me.
@HSajwanization
There are two mistakes in this tweet. First of all, Indians are not her countrymen. Secondly, it's Mrs. Rana Ayyub. There are some reports which say
@RanaAyyub
is secretly married to a Pakistani minister.
Yesterday, I posted a fake news about a Muslim beating beaten and was forced to chant Jai Shree Ram. Upon enquiry, it was found to be false and even SP handle replied this. But still, I didn't delete the tweet. Despite spreading fake news, my account is still not banned in India.
How dare Hindu supremacists remove my ancestor Mughal's rule in India? I am a proud Mughal descendant. Historians say that one of my ancestors was Aurangzeb's wife (one of the wives). This is unacceptable behaviour.
Hindu Modi doesn't want me to earn money through twitter blue. That's the only reason he withheld my account in India so that I don't get more impressions. He won't succeed as most of my tweet impressions are from Pakistan.
From where will I bring positivity? My wife started affair with one of her colleagues at her University, I have r
@pe
cases against me in Puri, my OCI card got cancelled and I can't travel to India, my boy got spoilt and doing drugs. After all this will I not get depressed?
This is the r
@pe
statistics by country for 2022. My Sweden is on 5th. India is not even in top 10. Still, I say India is rape capital of world. May be India was r
@pe
capital when I was there in India as I am a serial r
@pist
. Now that I am in Sweden, Sweden is ranked fifth.
US considering additional $4bn investment in India and this is Ashok Swain’s understanding of same👇🏼.
@ashoswai
is professor at Deptt of Peace & Conflict Research at Uppasala University 🥲
#Thread
about pro-Islamist, anti-Hindu, pro-Pakistan, pro-Bangladesh academic- Ashok Swain.
Case 1- Ashok Swain said Muslims should attack Covid health workers in India.
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Job Profile: Blocking people on twitter
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Skills: 5 blocks per second, should h
@te
Hindus and Indians.
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My official block list is 40000 in this account. I am going at a good pace. People call me a champion of freedom of speech. Rofl. Anyone who exercises free speech in my comment section will be blocked.
Don't tell lies you Modi bhakt
@MeghUpdates
. This was intelligently designed to save rain water. Also, if someone wants to take shower, you don't have to go to bathroom. Just stand under these specific designed places. You will get shower and head massage for free.
I totally forgot hundred years of Maratha rule. I don't count them as rulers. Mughals were my real forefathers and reel rulers of India. Even I look like Aurangzeb. May be my ancestor was one of his wives.
I deliberately omitted another minority Sikhs as a Sikh has become Prime minister twice. I deliberately omitted the highest post president where a Dalit, Muslim have become presidents. Btw, finally I associated Hinduism to India, which is new tbh.
The LinkedIn/Instagram profile of the girl in question is no longer visible. Deactivated. The girl has left Sweden and no one knows where. In all likelihood, the girl was a plant by an Intelligence agency to honey trap and expose Ashok. Which agency do you think did this? 7/n
This lady has gone mad. My sources say the land where Tajmahal was built was directly airlifted from Turkey (where Mughals comes from) through a helicopter. The land belongs to Mughals and Turkey. Never India.
Don't get into this assumption that I of only h
@te
Indians, I h
@te
Indian origin people too. My love is only for my country Pakistan and my master's country Chene.