Ashlie Weeks
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Attorney/writer/contracts/corp/ethics/politics/❤️ animals/author “Tears, Torture & Tomorrow”/ @MachetieDawg he's funny/Contributor @TheIndependent /Tweets mine.
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Most people in this country truly have no idea how much we are at risk of losing a 245 year old democracy.
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Please retweet this if you believe Mitch McConnell’s recent Senate seat victory should be investigated by an independent agency.
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Breaking news: Devin Nunes is suing the manufacturer of the plane that flew him to Ukraine because the plane flew him to Ukraine.
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I may get some pushback on this but I’m here to tell you McConnell’s motives for supporting impeachment are neither genuine nor impartial. A snake doesn’t turn into a tulip overnight.
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Me, a female lawyer practicing many many years, states a legal opinion. A man, perhaps a PE teacher or shipbuilder, explains to me my legal opinion isn’t accurate. And around we go each day here.
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trump is going to start a war. And/or declare martial law. Don’t @ me about the law. I know the law; it’s my profession.
He will do anything to save himself. ANYTHING. We are in significant danger. If u think I’m being dramatic you are simply not paying attention.
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I’m renewing my request that we curb this whole “anybody can be president” ideal and raise the bar just a wee bit.
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So I guess Stephen Miller goes back to Transylvania now
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I was called an alarmist when I said 2 yrs ago we would lose 1m ppl 2 the pandemic bc the most inept/corrupt admin ever assembled was n power. I was an alarmist when I said we would lose Roe. I was an alarmist when I said 45** would use violence 2 stay n power. I'm an alarmist.
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Smallpox was eradicated because everyone got vaccinated.
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Has anyone tried throwing holy water on that Greene gal
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I am LIVID the House isn’t in emergency session now dealing with the total destruction of this country. It’s INSANE they are out until mid-Sept. WTF?!?!???!??!!!
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I have filed bar complaints against AG Barr in DC & VA. They go n the mail today. I told you I would & I always do what I say I will do. I’m appalled by his conduct & he’s no peer lawyer of mine. I take my oath as an atty very srsly. We need an AG who does the same. Ty.
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Is there a Canadian willing to marry me? I’m clean & I don’t take up much space. I can sew a button on shirts & chop wood. I also can paint walls & do basic math. I can learn to heard Moose or whatever & I’m always the designated driver. My snow angels look professional. Thanks
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I’m more afraid of white alt right domestic terrorists than I am immigrants at the border
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A lot of people who aren’t vaccinated will cease wearing masks and lie about being vaccinated.
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I wish just one reporter would ask trump why he lies all the time...just say the word, “lie,” and not dance. Alternatively, when he lies, say, “that’s a lie; why do you lie?” I’m so over the subtlety. A lie is a lie. He lies. He’s a liar. Let’s call him out for the liar he is.
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I’m starting a new religion. It’s called “Human.” We don’t have fancy mega-churches nor do we want your money. Everyone is just kind 2 each other/lying is not the std. You can trust & we won’t hate you because you are different.
That’s it. Everyone is welcome & we have donuts.
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I remember when the pants suit lady warned us about all of this. All. Of. It.
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The president is just quietly presidenting in the president’s office because that’s what a real president does while being president.
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My gawd. The Human Big Mac has aligned us w dictators & not the free world. If anyone doubts our sanctity, you are of zero help to democracy.
Macron Says G-7 Doesn't Need U.S., 'We Don't Mind Being Six'
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Has anyone ever seen The Harlem Globetrotters in person? I never have and that just looks like the neatest thing to see...
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Why are people attacking Biden’s response to Covid? I just googled “current US president” and it’s not him
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Why are democrats held to far, far, far higher standards than republicans
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I have a lot of thoughts about Bill Barr. Decorum prevents full disclosure but I won’t hesitate to say this: he’s a total disgrace to my profession, a traitor to his country & the personification of immorality.
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I'm starting a cult. We just share animal pictures, eat watermelon and ride bikes with baskets full of kittens.
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Might I suggest 2 floor lamps in lieu of trump’s lawyers today
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We’re never going to reach herd immunity because we are the dumbest country on the planet.
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So Kelly Loeffler and Ann Coulter aren’t the same person right?
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As a lawyer I see Barr & Kavanaugh as the epitome of conflicted. Each day I have inched closer to filing bar complaints against them. I have some free time on Sunday.
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I'm absolutely terrified beyond measure for this country. And you should be too. Not enough people grasp how swift & steep our actual decline into alt-right minority rule truly is & it frankly keeps me up at night.
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Someone with 3 followers and an avi of a guitar told me I’m not a very good lawyer. Could y’all send some support my way because now I’m really sad and have decided to change careers as a result of this insightful and illuminating critique.
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I strolled by the White House and the barricades and fencing is alarming up close and personal. Far worse than pictures. It’s also very telling and should be getting a lot more attention. He’s created a compound.
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I'm terrified of needles but I got my booster shot today 😄
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I wish Rubio would tweet out recipes instead of bible verses
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Ok. I’m getting a little paranoid on an easy Saturday evening. Please raise your hand if you are indeed NOT compromised by Russia.
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A US Senator got in a twitter fight with an actor and challenged said actor to wrestle Gym Jordan and I’m gonna throw up.
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Jim Jordan is arrogant, smug & profoundly embarrassing to the male species, politicians, professionals, teachers, coaches, representatives, leaders, college graduates, law school graduates, relatives, constituents, colleagues, thinking people, other countries & the human race.
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People get mad when I say this so I’m going to say it again: Democrats must get much much tougher and stay that tough forever.
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I am on fire about Rep. Hill resigning. She’s a survivor of an abusive relationship & I can ASSURE u this is not easy. She came 2 Congress 2 serve/find her purpose. She had a consensual affair. GET OVER IT. The misogyny around this coverage is horrific & sickening. Unacceptable.
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I wish people in Kentucky knew McConnell despises most of them.
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The GOP is standing up for Putin against Biden.
I just think this bears repeating.
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Anyone need help with a bill right now? Utility or groceries or something else essential? Respond to this and I’ll vet and take care of it for you. I’ll keep the list in mind for next week and try and do this once a week through PayPal or Venmo or whatever app you have.
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Methinks the evangelicals don’t really understand the teachings of Christ
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Can anyone alive during the administration of the polio vaccine tell us what if any public vitriol surrounded it & also how people raged against it and preferred hundreds of thousands dying instead?
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Seriously can we just put a plant in the seat of Susan Collins in the Senate chamber until her term is up? No one will notice.
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Pro tip from a lawyer: don’t issue subpoenas if you aren’t prepared or willing to enforce them
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I’m trying to understand how Kodak got into lifesaving pharmaceuticals
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Y’all I’m a really private person and don’t post personal things on social media but here I am w my boyfriend.
#sharpiegate
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I was walking the dogs late last night & 2 men across the st started hollering @ me/making comments. We were behind a car when they did & they crossed the st 2 come @ me. Machetie came out from the other side of the car looked @ them/they saw him/turned around & left me alone.
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Canada: if trump is still president & is re-elected I hope y’all will make room for me, my 3 pups & tiny cat. We’re clean, don’t take up too much room and we have viable & necessary skills to contribute to your economy. I will invest n flannel. Thank you.
Also, I’m not kidding.
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If Scotland ends up cuffing 45** before his own country I'm gonna have a complete come apart
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People knocking down barriers & going toe to toe w Secret Service in front of the WH is something I never thought I would see. Americans have been pushed to the brink w this racist & inept administration & they won’t be silenced any longer. Every politician should condemn 45*.
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If Martha has to go to the clink so should Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue.
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Since I was called ugly by a pink eyeball avatar “artist” with over 10,000 followers here’s another ugly picture of me to conclude my year and y’all have a safe evening 🤗
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We live n a country where the MyPillow guy gets extensive media coverage 4 his medical opinion re a cure 4 the deadliest pandemic we’ve seen in 100 yrs & Dr. Fauci needs personal security bc of death threats & is discredited by politicians. I will never forgive the GOP for this.
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Is anyone else bothered by Russia and China telling us who our president should be or is it just me
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All the demons are moving to Florida. It’s like Satan is assembling his disciples. We should keep an eye on this y’all.
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As a lawyer I am here to assure people the OLC memo can be totally ignored. It is NOT established law nor has it been litigated AT ALL.
This country CAN indict a sitting president and SHOULD yesterday.
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Ok so back to Antifa uniforms. I’ve prepared some sketches & there’s sequins...
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I can’t believe $600 is considered a serious compensable number in 2020 during a pandemic
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I’ve been calling the white male suicide bomber a suicide bomber because he’s a suicide bomber
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My ❤️ broke when Kila died but I lost my security/guard dog & I stopped feeling safe. I found an adoption agency placing animals whose families can’t care 4 them anymore/Y’all meet Machetie (“ie” like Ashlie)/8 mo of puppy. We fell in ❤️ right away/he’s enormous. Stage 4 clinger.
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I have a joke about Melania but I would have to be escorted out
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I close on my house tomorrow at 2 pm! Woot! Woot squared!! Woot cubed!!!
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How do I get a Christmas basket to Rand Paul’s neighbor?
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The House could impeach 45* several more times instead of just writing letters
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I am absolutely ready for trump’s kids—Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Junior, to be held accountable for their crimes. Please raise your head if you agree. They don’t deserve special treatment and are under no immunity. 🙋♀️
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Does anyone else like tomato sandwiches? They are so good.
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I’m thinking of starting and leading a grassroots effort to get DC statehood and then we would work on Puerto Rico. Would y’all support me and my group?
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I don’t want to upset anyone here but I think the WH press Secretary lied to us about promising not to lie to us
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I can’t believe almost half the country is mad at us because we hate fascism
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Why. Why. Why. Why does Kentucky continue to vote for Mitch McConnell who despises his own people? I cannot wrap my mind around this.
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Breaking news: Devin Nunes sues his mirror for looking at him funny.
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My application to be Canadian:
I own flannel
I like syrup
I am expert at making snow angels
I want 2c a moose
I speak french
I like poutine
I’m a lawyer
I’m willing to learn curling
I’ll say eh after y’all
I like hockey
I’ve never made fun of Nickleback
Am I in? I’m ready.
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I hope my vaccine microchip reminds me to change the air filter
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I’m on the phone with Canadian customer service regarding a return of Ted Cruz. I’ve even broken out the Karen asking for a manager which I sincerely hope is Justin Trudeau.
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A woman would NEVER get away with acting out the way Jim Jordan does ALL THE TIME.
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I have an Ivanka joke but it’s totally useless.
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Y’all I’ll take some hugs if anyone has a spare one sitting around somewhere...
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Wait. Libs have submarines?! I didn’t know we have subs. This is really cool.
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I want a no holds barred attorney general giving no reprieve and vindicating our broken democracy.
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Just a reminder Tucker Carlson, who sucks at what he does is employed doing it and
@Kaepernick7
who is superb at what he does is not employed doing it.
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Jeepers how many anti vaccine anti mask conservetive talk show radio hosts are there
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Matt Gaetz said trump’s defense looked like an “8th grade book report.”
I agree with Matt Gaetz today and now I don’t know what to do.
No one has seen a swarm of locusts right?
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