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Honestly some pint glasses are just asking to be slipped into my bag.
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Pints Drank
7 months
A pint of Birra Messina in Florence 🇮🇹
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Wrong.
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Perhaps the coolest sports picture ever taken.
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‘Slapped in a quick hatty’
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@rioferdy5
Rio Ferdinand
21 days
Cole Palmer just slapped in a quick hatty plus 1 in 45mins! He is him!!!
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@ashleighlaurenn
Ash
10 months
Refuse to believe that anyone has forgot they’ve ordered a takeaway (unless severely intoxicated). I order a takeaway and can hear any car door open within a 2 mile radius.
@iamtomskinner
Thomas Skinner ⚒
10 months
I don’t know how this happened. But it did. I’ve ordered a pizza from Domino’a & from PizzaHut. 😂😂🙈🙈🙈 More for me. Bosh❤️
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@Zazamyodor
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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?
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Footballer as profile picture ✅ Shitty football related username ✅ No pictures of them on their profile ✅ Pays for Twitter ✅ Slags off women that would go nowhere near them ✅ Virgin? ✅ ✅
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@ashleighlaurenn
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10 months
I mean, I’d probably die wouldn’t I Danny. You fucking moron.
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
10 months
what would you do in this situation?
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Using a photo of him in his (secondary) school uniform to try and gain sympathy when those poor three girls will never get to experience high school because he chose to strip that away from them, hope he fucking rots.
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Aw mint
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@ashleighlaurenn
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Either I’m an easy target or that’s some serious rizz
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Rishi Sunak is a peadophile
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That glass is just asking to be put in my handbag
@PintsDrank
Pints Drank
2 years
Pint of Birra Messina, Florence One of the best drops about 😮‍💨
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NO STOP IT, look at the lead. #lufc
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People sit and wait for situations to happen just so they can cause absolute chaos for no reason, 95% of these individuals won’t even have a clue why this all initially started and it’s truly embarrassing.
@OliLondonTV
Oli London
3 months
This is not a Third World Country. This is Leeds, England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@ashleighlaurenn
Ash
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@sportbible
SPORTbible
10 months
What’s been your greatest sporting moment of 2023? 🤔
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Ross McCormack starting a Junior Firpo chant wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but here we are
@LadToLeeds
Podcast: Lad To Leeds Breakfast
7 months
As if tonight didn’t need the limbs scale to explode anymore!!! Super Ross Mc at the game🕺
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Me simply trying to enjoy a Leeds win
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Ye fella studies ceiling tiles on away days
@shack_6201
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7 months
Elland Road is a proper dump wow🤢 #hcafc
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Marcelo Bielsa introduced a love of football for me again, less than a year of Marsch and I fucking detest it again. Sound.
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Happy PowerPoint day to all those who celebrate
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Could barely leave my bed after my mum passed away, seeing him go play football in front of 30k+ people is nothing short of admirable, fair play
@PhilHay_
Phil Hay
9 months
Change for Leeds: Anthony on for James who took a bit of hammer in the first half, including a knock towards the end of it. #lufc
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Saturday +3😻
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Taken a sad and scared little 18 year old who saw no option out other than to take her life but failed and turned her into a 25 year old woman I am learning to be proud of. World mental health day and I hope even if you can’t now, you’ll some day see a happier life🤍
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Police nowhere to be seen in Harehills but if that was over in LS11 after the match it’d be a completely different story no doubt
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Aw Simon 🥹🥹
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Think if I were a Norwich fan this would just send me into a spiral😭
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MY football club.
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Feels fictional that he was ever a Leeds United player
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
27 days
🔵🔴🇧🇷 Raphinha with a brace today… making it 5 goals and 3 assists in 6 La Liga games! On fire. 🔥
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Hang it int Louvre
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@pinkpurp11 Nobody is asking you to put it in your bag.
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Reflecting massively today on suicide prevention day, the 18 year old girl that tried to take her own life in November 2016 would be so proud of the 26 year old who sits here writing this today, and that is enough for me🤍
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God I am funny
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Me watching Ipswich bag another last minute goal
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@ashleighlaurenn
Ash
11 months
Death, taxes and this message
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A cross Jesus would be proud to find himself nailed on, glorious
@LUFC
Leeds United
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🔥 That cross! 😍 That header!
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The scarves weren’t the issue, Kiko Casilla as our number 1 was.
@superlufc1919
Super Leeds United
5 months
Looks like they are doing the free scarves again. We all know what happened last time they did this? 🤦‍♂️ #lufc
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I mean I don’t know one single person who’s forgot how good he was for us????
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
25 days
People forget just how good Jermaine Beckford was for Leeds 🙌 30+ goals in back to back seasons 🎯 A few years before, he had been working as a windscreen fitter for the RAC 😅 #LUFC
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I sacrificed this for a third pint of Carling, mint
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
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Don’t mind me… Just reminiscing about this disgusting worldie by Patrick Bamford.
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After years of living in pure fear of the big C and countless biopsies, medications, scans and operations I’ve finally had a letter back to say my biopsies are coming back all clear and I only need monitoring six monthly. So fucking blessed🫶🏼
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Hurry up and announce it so I can complain how shit it looks and then buy it anyway
@LUFC
Leeds United
4 months
𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗼𝗼𝗻! 𝟬𝟱.𝟬𝟳.𝟮𝟰 #LUFC x @adidasfootball
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Sunny weekends are my fave☀️
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‘How a fluke win at Liverpool got me an extra four months in a job’
@CoachesVoice
Coaches' Voice
9 months
Masterclass, coming soon... 👀🇺🇸
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Ain’t nobody like McKennie, just a fat cunt from the USA
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That season ticket waiting list will be gone by 26/27 season
@LUFC
Leeds United
2 months
📰 #LUFC wishes Georginio all the best for the future, as he joins Brighton following an exit clause in his contract being activated
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Fair play to Gordon Ramsey here, managed to go on a Jake Humphrey podcast and out cunt him, hats off
@mrjakehumphrey
Jake Humphrey
1 year
Out on Monday…on the High Performance Podcast…
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Was nice of Leeds to gift us with another scarf so I can use it to wrap it round my throat when I get home
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@ashleighlaurenn
Ash
10 months
Applied for a promotion last month that I thought I had no chance of getting, went through an interview process against 6 others, thought I definitely have zero chance of getting it. Long story short I’m going into a brand new job role in January. Couldn’t be prouder of myself.
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Sunday bevs and a week of annual leave begins😮‍💨
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Family get together, walk through the door.. ‘Are you still courting that lad?’ ‘No’ ‘Did leeds win yesterday?’ ‘No’ ‘Life isn’t going well at the minute is it’ ‘No’ Brilliant x
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Must have done something truly terrible in a previous life to warrant watching teams managed by Farke and Southgate
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Just think, this time in 24 hours we’ll be 3-0 down against Liverpool
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Rodon could literally see that coming before it even happened, his body language says it all. If your teammates don’t even buy into your bullshit, you’re finished.
@ChanniPatel
Channi Patel🏆💙💛
1 year
No words
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15th place Leeds United is making a come back
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Eventful start to September. Stand by what I said, we go again. RT so I can find my mutual pessimistic circle pls x
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Can’t wait for Elland Road on Tuesday, hope it’s a proper horrible place and someone chucks a bottle of shampoo at Orta. Greasy mess.
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Relegation baby x
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Amazing isn’t it how betting companies will see someone win too much money and throw restriction after restriction on their account, but someone losing money with a potential addiction has to physically go on and restrict themselves, scummy
@thomasutrI
thomas
9 months
RIP 😔
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Why you bothered about Leeds? Speccy div
@jbafcb77
Jamie
9 months
Kieffer Moore my lord Kieffer Moore ❤️🍒 Go smash the Championship and stop Leeds going up 😂 Look after him @IpswichTown and he’ll look after you #itfc #afcb
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Still to this day do NOT understand how someone managed to get a Bin Laden cut out into Elland Road 😂😂😂😂
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Goodnight soccer fans
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@ashleighlaurenn
Ash
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Hahahaha honestly, fuck boro. Especially this fat cunt.
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🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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Live laugh Leeds x
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What sort of message does it send to women who are victims of sexual abuse when likes of Stephen Bear are walking out of prison after serving only 10 months and only 3 months ago articles saying rapists wouldn’t be sent to jail because of prison shortages. Country on its arse.
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@Mike_wells1973 The matching beer mat too🤩
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Happy anniversary to all those who celebrate (I will be doing)
@LUFC
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#LUFC can confirm head coach Jesse Marsch has been relieved of his duties
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Little darlings xxx
@LUFC
Leeds United
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🥹 𝗪𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘁!
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@TarantinoWorld
Quentin Tarantino Universe
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Tell me someone in yellow more iconic than her.
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@ashleighlaurenn
Ash
11 months
So this is what Brenden Aaronson meant when he said he had ‘unfinished business’ in yorkshire lmao
@GrahamSmyth
Graham Smyth
11 months
Leeds United loanees Brenden Aaronson and Rasmus Kristensen both due in Harrogate magistrates for alleged driving offences. Appearances set for almost exactly one month apart either side of Christmas. #lufc
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@ashleighlaurenn
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People will call out terrible male pundits all the time and nobody bats an eyelid, Eni Aluko is hands down the worst pundit I’ve seen/listened to, yet people are still praising her. Yes Joey Barton is a fucking prat and his issues lie way deeper, but she is also appalling.
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🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️
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Sisters going to her 2nd ever Leeds match today, her first was ‘10 man Wigan’. I’m apologising in advance.
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Mad that they’ve deleted this, the man is a fraud
@LUFC
Leeds United
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A message from Paraag Marathe
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@ashleighlaurenn
Ash
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@SCFCLuke1 Intoxicated examples don’t count
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Going out for tapas n leaving your daughter in a dodgy hotel room will do it
@Tyla
Tyla
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🔔| Kate and Gerry McCann say they know what contributed to daughter Madeleine's disappearance Read more:
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Woweeeeee
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Getting called an attention seeker for thinking we’d lose to liverpool is by far one of my favourite moments on this app. Unbelievable.
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If this goes as tits up as I’m expecting it to go, I’m going to make sims characters of the board and Jesse Marsch and drown them all in a swimming pool.
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Call me boring but I don’t understand the point of spending SEVEN pounds on a pint just to throw it all over the people next to me, not in this economy
@ellachappp
Ella Rose
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Two goals at the bridge and covered in beer, wouldn’t wanna spend my Wednesday any other way #LUFC
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Bag packed, alarms set and uniform ironed. Waited for this day for what feels like an eternity, be lying if I said I wasn’t absolutely bricking it though. Roll on tomorrow🤩
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Bottomless brunch has my heart, home n bed for six x
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Ur football owner replies to Elon Musk like a facebook mum. Pathetic.
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Good job I’m semi attractive watching this
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Still not, and don’t think I ever will be over us sacking Marcelo Bielsa for Jesse Marsch. Criminal behaviour.
@bet365
bet365
1 year
Immortalised for his work at Newell's Old Boys, winning several titles at the club. Won the Olympics with Argentina - their first gold medal in 52 years. Achieved cult status in Chile following his work with the national team. Took Athletic Bilbao to the Europa League & Copa
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8 years since my mum left and there’s not a day I don’t find myself riddled with guilt. Forgotten what your voice sounds like and the jumpers that don’t smell of you anymore, life moves forward the same but that hole never fills. Miss and love u always🤍
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