Ashby M
@ashbychezdon
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This book defies any preconceived notion of "coming of age" faff. Love Simon belongs in the bin as does Heartstopper. This is brutal, funny and just fucked. A dark wake-up call: a manual of what not to do as a teenager. I don't know the ending either FML.
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Tonight, I came out as gay. My parents were not surprised. They assured me the boyif the boy who shared my bed for 4 months is in fact my lover, they will support me lol
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I was scared shitless
Chilling roadside somewhere along the lovely road thru the Swiss Alps listening to the sound of cow bells. What an epic road!
Day 11 of
#chezashroadtrip2024
in Switzerland 🇨🇭 💙
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I am a happy camper. No complaints. Sharing something positive on here ❤️
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Status quo is
@chezdon1997
drinks 3 bottles of wine then wakes up at 5 right as rain. Put him in a tent and he sleeps past 9... unbelievable
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Take the piss that I made spaghetti bol all you want. The sauce baby is perfection.
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When I came out my dad hoped that a future BF would like cricket. He didn't expect I would find someone very vocal about England and Australia which causes my father to overload 😂 shouting at the TV. Fucking hell
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Today I spoke with Olly. Who is he?
Olly is the boy Chezzy was fucking before I met him. He is a harmless boy who loves football. We buried the hatchet and he is coming to my party on Saturday. Good on him because he isn't well liked being a football hooligan.
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My boyfriend ❤️❤️❤️
My UK 🇬🇧 citizenship application was approved. It's time to celebrate because I am now a whinging pom. (Who passed his "Living in the UK" test on the first go.) I love this country despite the election drama and bollox. Raise a glass with me!
#England
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Bonkers day.
I was called a dirty fag by a gay
Met the BF's ex. Awkward!
Rang mum to ask what tampons she wants that turned out to be a joke her friends came up with to take the piss
Spectator mag turned up in the mail WTF
Now I am cleaning the bbq!
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After drinking 20+ beers
@chezdon1997
is asleep. I am going to watch Star Trek Discovery again. My hatred for the doctor is a cancer
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I am about to prepare my Sussex famous spag bol using his French Red wine.
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Dare to dream lads.
A few weeks ago I planned a run along the Brighton seafront with
@chezdon1997
and now we are drinking wine in La Rochelle France. I am so happy.
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Whoops, something is wrong. The BF is back on Teams swearing about something. I opened another bottle to support him
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I removed this from the telegraph pole. The speed limit is 30.
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My BF is just as pretty 😍
Good moaning. We collected the Mormon and drove into the beautiful Alsace region with the solemn promise there would be no talk about religion, only the Thirty Years' War (1618-1648): This brutal conflict ravaged much of Europe, and Riquewihr wasn't spared. The town faced sieges,
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Conn gave me a box a condoms to take away he was shocked when I said no thanks I love it!!
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Someone became very angry with another driver. Don't stop in the roundabout dickhead! (Shouted with an aussie accent) 🤣🤣🤣
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Dad has a flat tyre. Because he is lazy he asked the BF if he can use his car first thing because tee time is early. He was reminded it is a manual transmission and shocked pickachu face when told there is no override making it an automatic. I guess this isn't a thing on motors
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I am trying to finish my paper but am distracted by someone gurgling. I am the happiest boy on X
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It is very fascinating to watch the BF do his job when he is motivated by wine, sleep, and me. Where is habib? Where is Hassan? We need this and that. The PM is worthless. Use colourful language 😀 👌
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Today will go down in history as the best day of my life.
#chezashroadtrip2024
fuckers ❤️❤️❤️
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Six hours, yup 6 hours driving in the rain. Only stopping so I could hang out the wet window to pay tolls.
@chezdon1997
said he needs a wine. Fuck I need a shit and a bath!
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CANCEL ME for saying horse tacos are fucking nice!
Lunch is dedicated to
@LikeGoinThisWay
I fear that the horse will not be in the shops again until Italy is visited. Better make the most of it! Cheval tacos with tajin and chilli. Tortillas fried with the dregs and brown butter. Damn good 😄
#TacoTuesday
on Day 14 of
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Fucking brutal. I didn't think the camp would fuck me up so badly.
There were five ovens in total at Dachau Concentration Camp. Four ovens were made by a company named H. Kori, and one by Topf & Sons, another company that supplied crematorium ovens to other concentration camps. Specific details about the capacity aren't readily available, but
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Every 15 seconds I hear bah bah bah some lamb making noise because the BBQ is sizzling
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I promise
@chezdon1997
if we break up I don't want anything unlike the £50k grift. Love you ❤️❤️
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I am happy and loving life.
I couldn't give a shit about the election because I got dicked what are you waiting for dumb gays???
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BF was burning up. Sweating + hot to touch. Even had mum check him out thinking an ambulance was needed because he was making the noise that pigs make. We instead let him sleep. He woke up walked like a zombie to the kitchen drank a litre of water and told me to get my arse going
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Good night X. BF is sleeping.
@Sean_Heuston_16
is "dicking around" another new term not shouting at the motorists 🤣
Love ❤️ you
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BF fell asleep watching First Dates. I am content looking at him and scratching his back. Take advice from his shirt.
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I am fucking pissed off. Fucking so fucked off right now. How does somebody who did fuck all get so much money for being a fucking nobody?? Fuck me.
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I ate a horse called Katy and I liked it.
Just call me Ashby Perry
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Waste of my time. Fortunately my BF fell asleep before this ultimate cluster fuck
@DMovies_org
😒
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I met interesting people today. Not the usual shouting at my fucking pretty face. So sick of wax wax wax baby about bs.
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I am learning about the nuances of French wine one bottle at a time ❤️
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I know a lad who made his parents mental by preaching at them and giving them sermons. Someone finds this hilarious
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@chezdon1997
Chapter 9. Empty Wallets as read to us by
@chezdon1997
It is fucking obscene but in a way I haven't felt before. Sex is trivial, it is just how I was left feeling dirty, a silent witness to the grand plan! I fucking love this shit.
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