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omega suguru is in medical school along with his best friend shoko and they're in ultrasound class. shoko is the one doing the procedure for suguru who volunteered to be the patient
and then shoko looks at the screen gobsmacked when she sees an actual baby on the screen
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the guy he met the guy he made
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stsg where suguru thinks they're just friends with benefits so he keeps his feelings to himself while satoru thinks that them sleeping with eo means they're dating to marry so he never officially brings it up
so he's surprised when suguru tells him that they should stop
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madam lan smiling because of lan wangji vs lan wangji smiling because of wei ying
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one day, suguru falls sick. it's only natural for him to catch the bug. working all day at a kindergarten with clingy kids will do that to you.
when he gets home from work, he passes out. he has no energy to do much else.
satoru wakes him up a few hours later.
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he grew
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a/b/o au where lwj and wy are arranged to marry but during lwj's first visit to yunmeng jiang's territory, he tells his brother that he has no interest in marrying someone who has a reputation of breaking rules and flirting without a care.
and wy overhears.
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top model omegaxian keeps his relationship, marriage and baby under wraps for YEARS.
only for his toddler to grab hold of his phone one day, accidentally start a live and broadcasting a domestic scene of the alpha CEO of Lan enterprises cooking for his omega wifey wy
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO JJK'S ONLY MOTHER EVER
GETO SUGURU
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pregxian has to call his husband 'lan wangji' once (1) in irritation and that's enough for lwj to go sulk in a corner for five business days.
wy : come on lan zhan! i said i'm sorry! i mean, it /is/ your name!
lwj : 🫥 for 🫥 wei 🫥 ying 🫥 it 🫥 is 🫥 lan 🫥 zhan 🫥
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"you came" "you didn't even
have to call"
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#goge
au where suguru is insecure about the many changes on his body brought upon by pregnancy.
at the moment, he stares at his own reflection in the mirror. he grazes his finger along the new stretch marks that he has gotten. the more he looks at them, the more sick he feels.
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// mpreg
ever since the baby started kicking, things have changed. well, lqr has changed.
it's because baby lan never kicks when lqr touches wy's bump.
wy : maybe the baby just respects elders and won't kick 😅
lqr :
wy : 😬
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do yall think satoru could smell the 'fck me' pheromones that suguru was sending his way in this scene
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maybe 7 yo a-yuan travels alone on a flight for the first time. a-yuan had gone to the summer camp organised by lans. and neither lxc or lwj can go pick him up due to work, so lqr sends him on a flight.
arrangements done. a-yuan on the plane...
..and wy in the cabin crew.
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cw : mpreg
wangxian au where lqr is one of wy's uni professors and lqr has a strict rule about phones being on silent.
one day, his patience reaches the limit when a phone rings.
it's wy's. his most intelligent but least disciplined student.
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// age difference // a/b/o
wangxian au where DILF alphaji attends nhs's fashion show and has a front row view to the showstopper, supermodel omegaxian and decides he wants him.
lwj : i want him.
lxc : *mishears* that outfit doesn't seem to be your style–
lwj : i want Him.
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wangxian reincarnation au
a-yuan knows he's a gifted child. he knows he's a special one.
even though he's five, he knows everything.
he knows his past lives. he knows he was wen yuan at some point, some thousand years ago. now he's lan yuan. he's the adopted son of lan zhan.
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toddler a-yuan comes across his parents' very thick wedding album and grows hysterical when he notices that he! isn't! present! in! any! photo! it's a big problem!
wy : lan zhan😭😭 how do we explain that it would have been a problem if he 𝘸𝘢𝘴 there in the photos🥲😭
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// a/b/o age difference
wy wakes up to the aroma of food and steps out of the bedroom to see the sexy guy he had hooked up with the night before. ah...lan zhan's back muscles...
wy's so thirsty for him that he doesn't notice the coffee table and knocks right into it.
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modern a/b/o au where omega milfxian is on a flight with his son, a-yuan, and it's one of those days where he's feeling low. but a-yuan insists on walking through the aisle and saying hello to everyone and wy can't help but follow his baby.
and that's how he meets lan qiren.
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that trend of "when your dad is an identical twin" where the baby keeps switching between their dad and uncle because they're confused😭
that but with baby a-yuan when lxc stops smiling for a minute. he's just a baby! how is he supposed to catch the difference!!
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wei ying puts this up on their fridge
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it's not babyji's fault! he's simply doing what his gege told him to!
"a-zhan, please let go of wei ying's hand!" lxc pleads, looking his little brother.
"gege said i can take what i like." babyji says, looking all serious.
"i said that in the toy store!"
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// age difference // a/b/o
au where a competition is held for omega wy's hand in marriage and hgj doesn't participate.
his brother does, though.
so all hgj does is accompany his brother till yunmeng and part ways there to go for a nighthunt or two.
and then he meets wy.
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// omegaverse
"breaking news! top omega model wei wuxian has allegedly broken up with summer fling, the alpha ceo of gusu lan!"
right below the headline is a photo of the omega, all teary and eyes red, getting into his car while hiding his face from the paparazzi.
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baby!wangxian au where wcz is going through it. his 5yo a-ying has given him some troubling news!
wcz : so a-ying, you're telling me you got proposed to by lan zhan with a ring.
wy : yes baba!!😇🥰 *takes out the ring from his bag
wcz :
wcz : this is a diamond ring😵💫
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i had a very Interesting thought...
what if a-yuan's new teacher thinks lqr is a-yuan's father when he comes to pick a-yuan up? that teacher had seen wy in the morning when he came to drop a-yuan off...
she thinks wy married a man twice his age....
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pregnant wy can be...interesting to converse with.
lwj : today, i met someone who resembled wei ying a lot *referring to mo xuanyu*
wy : oh? was he pretty? 🤨
lwj :
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the wei family visits cloud recesses when wei ying is about 8yo.
wei ying's clothes are dirty after travelling for many days so he's offered white lan robes.
8yo lan zhan sees him in gusu lan robes and decides that Wei Ying Will Be His Wife.
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wangxian a/b/o au where wei ying is a model and has signed a contract to be an ambassador for fertility gummies. even though he is single. as fuck.
"wei ying, is everything alright?" is the first thing his bodyguard, lan zhan, asks.
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wangxian a/b/o au where wy is a single parent and they come across singer lwj unexpectedly at a jiang company event and a-yuan screams "diedie" while running towards an unsuspecting lwj, who's as dumbfounded as everybody else.
"HE'S THE FATHER?!" jc screams.
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18yo wangxian secretly dating and recently presented omega wy sneaking his alpha into his bedroom to make out because he has the apartment to himself!!
they're young and reckless and part of it being prohibited makes it all the more thrilling!!
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which mxtx character🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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// a/b/o mpreg
everything goes to shit when lan qiren logs into his nephew's computer.
lan wangji had told him that he lost his phone and needed to check where it was through the find my phone feature. lan qiren finds the phone.
he also finds a file named wangxian.
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came across this premise on netflix.
wangxian au where wy is on a plane, coming back home from a work trip and then there's a lot of turbulence, lights go off and come back on.
and then the plane lands.
it lands 13 years after it's supposed to.
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// mpreg a/b/o
wangxian AU where omega wy moves into neighbourhood with his baby a-yuan and his neighbour is....old man lan!!!
wy is very wary of his neighbours at first. there are a Lot of old people and they are not fans of his a-yuan's constant crying and screaming.
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wei ying would've been more of a brat if his parents had stayed alive. just imagine...an only child, raised by free-spirited people like wcz and cssr, who gave him so much freedom and love. he would have had so much self-worth🤧
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au where wy is presenting in his online class and he receives texts from lwj, a guy he met on a dating app recently and has been having fantastic sex with.
the whole class can see lwj's texts. there is literal silence as one notification drops after another.
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a teenager nmj finding a-ying on the streets of yiling and going "i've only had a-ying for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in the room and then myself"
he also found his didi a new friend🥺 nhs adores wy and vice versa🥺
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satoru suguru
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wangxian a/b/o AU where model mamaxian brings his son a-yuan to the set for an ad campaign shoot and younger alpha lwj happens to overlook the shoot as a gusu lan representative.
1) the product wy is endorsing is a suppressant made by lan pharma co.
2) lwj falls in love.
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16 yo wei yuan meets his baba's boyfriend for the first time. when wy goes into his bedroom, a-yuan goes for it–
a-yuan : glad to meet you, mr. lan🙂
lwj : hello wei yuan–
a-yuan : i have questions.
lwj : you may ask.
a-yuan : are you an artist, mr. lan?
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au where lwj and wy have been married for 4 years and lqr is quite done waiting for a grandchild. it's been 4 years! he isn't getting any younger! so like any other ageing man, he fakes a heart attack.
lwj :
lwj : uncle did you just fake a heart attack 🧍🏻
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baby wangxian meeting in CR when they are 4. maybe cssr and wcz were visiting caiyi and dropped by.
babyji decides babyxian is his. after a week, babyji takes one end of his forehead ribbon and places it on babyxian's palm.
"married." is all babyji says.
chaos ensues.
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wy and lwj flirting while preparing a-yuan's birthday cake while watching over their baby a-yuan playing in the living room with his toys when wy suddenly stops talking.
a-yuan is walking! he just!! grabbed the couch, stood up, and started walking!!
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lan wangji lays awake, staring at the ceiling, wondering how exactly he had ended up on the couch on a friday night.
ah yes, he'd accidentally smiled when his very pregnant wei ying had adorably waddled out of their walk-in closet in his bodycon red dress.
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omg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭THATS MY WIFE RIGHT THERE
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wangxian a/b/o age difference au where 35 yo omega milfxian is set up on a date with a lan.
it's lan qiren, an alpha.
wei ying is kind of excited because he's going on a date after a long, long time.
little does he know, he's going to meet the date's nephew instead.
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do i think often about dadji having a very serious conversation with his 1yo son a-yuan? yes.
they're playing with blocks and a-yuan protests when lwj does something.
lwj : do you think i ruined the structure you thought of?
a-yuan : bsjdhsvabdn
lwj : ah yes, i see, mn.
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what if little bb foxxian hides in his mom's tails when they visit CR after one of their long travels.
cssr is just talking and with a SWISH emerges out foxxian from cssr's tails!
babie dragonji's eyes go wide because where did the little kit come from!
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au where wangxian's families are rivals and wx decide to elope, get married, go on their honeymoon. they come back home after 3 months and wy is with child.
and then lqr summons them. before lqr could say something and try to separate them, wy blurts out that he's pregnant.
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wangxian au where wy meets lwj on a flight. and there's a wailing toddler involved.
wy knew he must've seen it coming when he entered the plane with a-yuan perched on his hip. he had received wary glances from his co-passengers.
clearly, toddlers on a plane = nightmare.
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wangxian au where a-yuan creates a profile for his very single baba on a dating app because he doesn't want his baba to regret not exploring relationships just because of him 🥺
and when wy finds out, he's very upset.
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a-yuan is a sweet child and gege but sometimes he needs alone time with mamaxian🥰
He wanted to cuddle with his mom and moved his brother out the way 😂
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// past mpreg
lan yuan is 13 when he notices.
his mama has always called him intuitive and thinks he's good at observing but a-yuan disagrees.
he would've noticed the fact that his baba's uncle didn't like his mama very much.
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// a/b/o, past wwx/other(s)
wangxian au where single parent wy moves into a new house (owned by his jiejie and her husband) with his baby and it just so happens that his old headmaster lqr is his neighbour.
neither of them are amused.
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baby wangxian au where wei ying is worried about his friend lan zhan! who has not come to school for two consecutive days!!
one day is fine.
but two days?? wei ying is worried!
he begs his parents to take him to meet lan zhan.
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wangxian AU where baby dragonji meets a little fox while wandering out of cloud recesses.
foxes are very rare. the royal tutor told him that foxes are almost extinct. they're often suspected to be a huli jing and thus, hunted and captured.
so a fox kit is a rare sight.
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// a/b/o mpreg
jyl wants to do a pregnancy test and she's super nervous because
1) she's not married yet.
2) She's Not Married Yet!!!!
to help her calm her nerves, omega wy tells her that both of them can do a pregnancy test at the same time! for funsies!
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today, my brain has me thinking about arranged marriage wangxian but kinda whumpy...whumpy in the way i hate.
it's a/b/o. wangxian are arranged to married and they don't meet until their wedding.
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// omegaverse
thinking about royalty au where emperor alpha lwj has to go fight a war and his consort, omega wy, has to stay behind because he's with child.
the war rages on for months.
a fortnight before wy is supposed to give birth, they receive terrible news.
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roommates wangxian au where wy comes out of his room wearing this and lwj walks right into the bookshelf and effectively breaking his nose❤️
wy takes him to the hospital, all worried and teary eyed while lwj has a bleeding nose and a boner.
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AU where baoshen sanren opens up a portal when wei ying is pushed into the burial mounds.
she is quick to catch a semi-conscious wei ying in her arms. he is taller than her but she is stronger than him, being an immortal. she has hundreds of years on him, after all.
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a/b/o
letting his boyfriend meet his family was a big mistake!! to be specific, letting his lan zhan meet baby a-ling was a big mistake!!!
because now that wy knows his boyfriend looks 100x sexier with a baby, wy is hit with an epiphany.
wy : Lan Zhan, We're Leaving. Now.
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pregnant wy is not delicate. not at all. in fact, his maternal instincts have made him more...aggressively protective of his baby.
just the other day, someone at work asked if they could touch his bump but wy had said no. right away.
he only preferred his lan zhan's touch.
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lwj believes there are two versions of wy's baba. one before they started dating and one after.
before : ah wangji, come in. would you like to have some snacks? 😊
after : ah wangji, you're here 🙂 while i'm going out on a date with my wife. and my son will be alone. 🙂
lwj :
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modern au where madam lan is wy's professor and she really wants to set this sweet boy up with her own hopelessly single son!! if her brother-in-law ever found out though, he would go on about how it's borderline unethical to have such a vested interest in her student's love life
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lan wangji is a crimeboss. people fear and respect him in equal parts.
wei ying is his trophy wife. people fear him.
why? because one scratch on wei ying is enough to incur lan wangji's wrath.
@twinkxian
Bring back crime bossji and trophy wifexian loving pda infront of enemies n everyone🏃🏃 (what if age gap to spice it up 💀✨️)
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au where wy had been studying in the uni library with his friends one moment and is rushed to the hospital the next.
why?
because he feels an excruciating amount of pain in his back and lower belly.
turns out, he's about to pop out a baby.
wait, what?!?
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when lan yuan is like 15-16, wy sits him down for a talk about relationships and love.
wy : whenever you feel ready, you should put yourself out there! date many people! not at the same time ofc hahaha!
lan yuan : but baba, you dated one person at 20 and married him⁉️
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au where madam lan is wy's professor and she intends to set him up with her son. but she has competition.
her own brother-in-law, who had to begrudgingly admit that wy is a great person and that he will be good for his youngest nephew.
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dragonji and foxxian meeting as babies and growing together.
teen dragonji who possessively wraps his tail around foxxian whenever anyone tries to flirt with foxxian
he has to show everyone that foxxian belongs to him after all!
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lwj comes back home from work only to see his home shrouded in darkness and his husband nowhere to be seen.
he hears the sounds of sniffling though and rushes towards the bathroom.
"wei ying?!?"
"lan zhan!!!! my engagement ring doesn't fit me anymore!!!!"
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i think mama lan would adore wy🥺 imagine wy being super nervous about meeting lwj's mother after a few months of dating and he's heard a lot of things about her.
wy knows mama lan is protective.
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au where wy's parents suspect that their precious baby boy (he's 20) has gotten a new boyfriend that he's very secretive about (wy didn't tell them because he knows they would go overboard)
so, when wy is dropped off home by an elderly gentleman, they connect the dots
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wei ying doesn't cry often.
he has been through the worst, death even. he had come back to a world that hated him, and yet, managed to smile through it all.
however, the moment the incense burner started playing out his dream where his parents were still alive...well.
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lxc and wy being friends (and older than lwj ofc) and wy coming over often–
lwj : *stares intensely at ass whenever wy comes to the kitchen* 😐
wy : *back in lxc's room* your brother hates me🥺
lxc : *can read his brother's 🔞 thoughts from across the house* 🙂
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modern au where lwj meets wy at university and falls in love.
and lwj can see it end as it begins.
wy is a free spirit. he flirts, he throws the most genuine compliments and praises in lwj's way, as if it's just another thing he does as he goes about his day.
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omega wei ying meeting his student cute liddol lan yuan's hot dad lan wangji and starts leaking slick✨
and when he sees lan wangji taking a-yuan's cute liddol bunny backpack and hangs it over his shoulder, wei ying brain goes BRR
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au where wy and lwj have just started dating and somehow wy ends up coming across lwj's pack of condoms in lwj's absence.
apparently lwj has to use XL condoms and wy bluescreens for a hot minute.
how is his poor virgin hole supposed to take all of That?!???
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toddler a-yuan giving handmade fathers' day greeting cards to his dads. blue one for diedie and red one for baba. wy is a sobbing, weeping mess (him being 6 months pregnant doesn't help)
he also gives one to lqr, who is like his grandpa and kinda his diedie's baba🤧 lqr cries.
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single mamaxian going to work everyday by train and being so tired that one day, he accidentally falls asleep on a stranger's shoulder. shoulder of a very handsome man with unbelievably alluring golden eyes.
and that's all it takes for lwj to fall in love.
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#魏无羡1031生日快乐
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it's wei ying's birthday and he doesn't know how in the hell he landed up at a hospital in a slutty nurse costume.
it started like this.
it was halloween and wei ying's birthday and his best friend nie huaisang threw a party in his honour.
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lwj, the heir of the prestigious gusu lan corp, ends up working as a waiter in a café wy part-times at.
how did he find himself in such a predicament, one might ask.
well, it all began when he fell in love with the chirpy, full-of-personality barista, wy.
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pregxian hasn't been sleeping well lately. well, he's 7 months into his pregnancy and no position is comfortable to fall asleep. and it doesn't help he has a two-year-old who needs his attention too.
so when he hears a-yuan crying in his bedroom at 2AM he sighs.
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he approaches the calendar hung on the wall. he does the math and realises that tbe baby will be due by end of december, if suguru's assumption is right.
suguru's holidays will start soon.
a summer wedding it is.
~fin.
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thinking of both lwj and wy escaping on the day of their wedding, not wanting an arranged marriage, only to end up meeting in a hole-in-the-wall restaurant in the outskirts of the city and falling in love with each other, not knowing they were supposed to the marry each other
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post canon wy dressing up yllz style and lwj entering the jingshi, only to think that somehow wy has time travelled (wy had been toying with that idea a bit, thanks to the incense burner).
lwj : wei ying...stay in gusu with me🥺
wy : *doesn't know whether to laugh or cry*
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modern wangxian AU where madam lan, after many (not-so) subtle attempts, manages to set her student wy up with her younger son lwj (who graduated a few years ago)
after their first date, she stays up past 9 PM, waiting for a response from either side.
she gets nothing.
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wangxian incense burner AU where they end up in one of lan wangji's dreams. one of the dreams that he cherishes but has never talked about it with wei ying, ever.
it starts off normally. the two of them are walking along the pathways of the cloud recesses.
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wangxian reincarnation au where wei ying visits the new and mysterious magic shop in his neighbourhood and finds a pair of couples' costumes, which apparently belonged to the yiling laozu and hanguang-jun.
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if wy invented mpreg post canon, i would like to imagine lwj subtly placing white robes between wy's set of robes because...a very possessive part of him wants to see his very pregnant husband in his clan's colours.
wy joyfully pretends he doesn't notice lwj's antics.
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"did you hear! yunmeng's cheer captain wei wuxian has just promised gusu lan's basketball captain lan wangji that he'll let lan wangji kiss him in the middle of the court if lan wangji's team wins today!"
"that's an absurd challenge!! why would he let an enemy kiss him??!"
@twinkxian
hi! im craving for that classic basketball captain!lz and head cheer!wy……from rival schools HAHA imagine the sexual tension😋
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#pregxianseason
wy and lwj sit in front of cssr, wcz, lxc and lqr. while lxc is clutching the bridge of his nose, the other three are waiting for the duo to speak.
"wei ying is..." lwj starts and trails off. again. for the fourth time.
"wangji! be articulate!" lqr scolds
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