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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
10 months
Audentes Fortuna luvat
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@asafor_ndifor
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7 months
@MaverickThamani 😂😂😂😂you need to stay away from your phone for 3 market days ma’am
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@asafor_ndifor
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@DavidHundeyin @Fosudo I tell my friends in Cameroon that lacklustre investment in public goods by the government is not a bug in the system, it is a feature. Stalin style. Make people so poor and occasionally doll out crumbs so that they believe the only way to be better off is being with you
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@asafor_ndifor
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7 months
@AdebayoEsther_ Or “forum”😂😂😂
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@asafor_ndifor
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1 year
@IamEkene_ You just compared actual human beings to cars😂😂😂
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@asafor_ndifor
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4 months
@Ulcresexxxx Africa is over cooked and even burning😂
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1 year
@BafibelErykah 😂😂😂is feminism a charity movement?
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@asafor_ndifor
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4 months
@Harri_obi Neither do men know what to do with extremely busy women.
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@asafor_ndifor
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5 months
@asemota The French colonial rule was designed for Africans to aspire to be French and by extension white, while knowing that they’ll never be. So they had to do whatever they could and work as hard as they could to become the closest thing to white. I think that’s where this comes from.
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@asafor_ndifor
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@ShevyJonjo @Harri_obi If you’re genuinely romantically interested in someone, their unavailability will frustrate you. What men and women do about it differs, but the frustration is the same.
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@asafor_ndifor
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10 months
@tosinolaseinde Yes yes, oozes grace and poise. Will make a great monarch
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@asafor_ndifor
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6 months
@asemota Or maybe we confuse reincarnation for genetics and rationalize it😅 I believe in genetics too
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@asafor_ndifor
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7 months
@Ssaasquatch There’s no country whose name starts with X The place she called is a region in China. Still crazy that she knows it Kid is smart
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@asafor_ndifor
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@Nigeriangod_ @davido Cheating is not illegal and doesn’t ruin the mental and psychological health of minors
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@asafor_ndifor
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5 years
@lalaakindoju @Afrolinda80 What he did was good. Good things should be celebrated
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@asafor_ndifor
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10 months
@DonCorleANN Jesus’ love is transformative. In His encounter with people, after He met with them, they never went back to whatever sinful life they had. He also openly rebuked those who were self-righteous and whipped people desecrating the temple. He preached love and transformation.
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@asafor_ndifor
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@tosinolaseinde After 300+ years of slavery and colonialism combined and now several neo-colonial deals, it is expected that they’ll have a pretty easy life. No need to be too inventive
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@asafor_ndifor
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10 months
@NaijaFlyingDr Your intentions and their aren’t the same Doc. Those men are usually predators. And they’re lamenting because their predatory ambitions didn’t concretise
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@asafor_ndifor
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10 months
@asemota Big Chief you had earlier advised use to not marry before 35. Why are you changing tok 😂😭
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@asafor_ndifor
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9 months
@its_daqueen @YOLO_AEMCS It's self-awareness. It's not insecure to see a need and respond to it.
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@asafor_ndifor
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@westerosies This is why women don’t rule the world. Sometimes what it takes is pushing that red button. She could’ve fried Aegon and the greens in S1. She hesitated, and here we are.
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@asafor_ndifor
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Academic excellence is one hell of a cheat code. All those straight As kids I knew growing up are all excelling in life. People always want to make it seem like the dumber kids will make it because of “street smartness”, but that’s an excuse for laziness. Get those A grades!
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@asafor_ndifor
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2 years
Because after talking about it, you somehow trick your mind to believe that you have built it. So you’re gratified and you have to rest That rest creates inertia and that’s that. Your productivity becomes dependent on temporal ego massaging candy diets that you give yourself
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
2 years
I keep telling people to build and not tell us what they are building here on Twitter when they see anyone mention anything similar. 99.99% of things people say they are building here are never built. I never take those people seriously.
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@asafor_ndifor
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@africatechie The Bda water table was being exploited to provide electricity from Mbengwi to Bda town and plans were being made to expand the electricity project to Memchum. Public Works Department (PWD) Bda was tarring roads and planning the town. The unitary state came and ruined all these
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@asafor_ndifor
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10 months
Like father, like son. Love it!
@Ballislife
Ballislife.com
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Jaxon Richardson jumps over his Dad while wearing his Warriors jersey and wins the City of Palms Dunk Contest!
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@asafor_ndifor
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5 years
Yo please dear twitter people I need help, this @NjeiforbiF is getting literally no attention abd as the community manager i am drained to the core. Please follow us and buy tickets. Please please please @miss237tt @MissZanyy @mrs_A_Elise @kerrynchinda #njeiforbimusicfestive
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@asafor_ndifor
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2 years
@Chegomanaka @AfricaFactsZone I read it to the end. And I’m worried about why you can’t read a letter that short
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@asafor_ndifor
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8 months
@ngatchoueric We need that federal system back. The unitary state system has totally crippled anglophone Cameroon.
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@asafor_ndifor
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7 months
@Colo_Tau This women are also case studies for electra complex. In fact they’re the poster babies. And yet, that’s the beauty of love and relationships; everyone has the right to their wants and standards which they eventually negotiate with people that are interested in them.
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@asafor_ndifor
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11 months
Yesterday I closed a deal and told Babs that the money is good, very good but it’s peanuts in the grand scheme of things. He promptly reminded me of a time him, Hubert and I used to take 50k to do a website in 2 weeks. It’s not even 5years ago What God can’t do doesn’t exist!
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@asafor_ndifor
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1 year
@asemota The me thinking of my father’s construction business and what to do with it now that he is no more needs to hid this advise. My father was very rich. Only his death revealed how wealthy that man was. Even his wife of 30years didn’t know. His education ended at primary school
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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
5 years
I just want to remind those who will read this that @JoviLeMonstre has stated hos interest in training women to be sound engineers and apart from @EkwatTV no other blog has been spotted talking about it!
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@asafor_ndifor
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6 months
@its_sandrra As her fans, we’re proudly men obsessed with her
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@asafor_ndifor
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7 months
@Harri_obi Discipline yourself, set up systems of accountability with your partner and automated them. E.g Put a tracker on your phone that she can see, clone your WA and put on her phone. Stay at home with her when there’s no absolute necessity for you to be outside. Avoid cheating friends
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@asafor_ndifor
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I'm currently reading "Sense Pass King: The Case Files Of Albert Acha " @HesleyFonane is a storytelling genius. Constant intrigue with every flip of a page.🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@asafor_ndifor
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9 months
@asemota What did I just read😂😂
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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
1 year
The world needs to learn religious tolerance from Cameroon
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@asafor_ndifor
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@TooSiQ 😂😂😂😂Nigerian main character syndrome is unmatched
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@asafor_ndifor
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@Koromone_K I tell my people that we’re not a family, we’re a community.
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@asafor_ndifor
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I’ve been taking really crazy risks all my life. 1st major risk was dropping out of uni with no real plan. Just sense in my head, a writing gig with @237Showbiz and big dreams. And I’ve kept making really risky decisions. Now I’m broke and so I’m thinking, have I been unwise?
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@asemota @babsNumber2 explained newton’s laws of motion to me in 2009 and I understood . We were 11years old😅
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@Simply_Merica @tosinolaseinde Actually, squat toilets are very useful in the prevention of colon cancer. Dr. @NsohFofang can explain better
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@asafor_ndifor
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1 year
@willion_wade @YekinniAzeez @Tunde_OD @hackSultan Someone trying to get internships for 100k people😂😂😂 Do you want him to give his kidney before you know he is doing something boss
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@asafor_ndifor
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@asemota Menelik II who defeated the Italians is said to have been a descendant of Solomon. He spread a rumour about his death prior to the war and on the D-day when we was seen leading his troops, the Italians were made to believe that it was his ghost. The ghost of “the lion of Judah”😂
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5 years
I've watched all the videos of the @miss237tt and so far @NfortungElisa has the best. But the rest aren't that bad either.
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@asafor_ndifor
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2 years
@Dreadful4Tymes @sgrickyy Not true Jesus explicitly said He is the law of Moses. The laws of Moses are against homosexuality. You’re blaspheming to prove a point
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@asafor_ndifor
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3 years
@VillBella @kikimordi In response to the peaceful protest by lawyers, the then governor of the North West region, Adolphe Lele l’Afrique ordered the arrest of the lawyers of the North West Lawyers Association (NOWELA) and they were brutalized by the police in the process.
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@asafor_ndifor
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I go to see my mom and I say “I’m so happy mom, it’s been a great couple of days”. She responds, “and that is how your life will be forever, pain will only be an occasional episode.” Wah student of Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet’🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
2 years
“Artificial colonial constructs that have outlived their usefulness”. We need to create borderless tribes
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
2 years
So many things are broken within Africa and our borders are the most broken parts. They are an artificial colonial construct that has outlived their usefulness. Someone needs to make African nations understand the benefit of cross-pollination of young minds and erm maybe...genes!
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@asafor_ndifor
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@L1impertubable Yannick Noah est Français. Le Cameroun c’est juste le produit qu’il vend
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@asafor_ndifor
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3 years
@africatechie You’re the only Cameroonian who can refute being on the list of “richest”. Levels!
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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
2 years
I want to volunteer at a non-profit and at a VC firm. I’m a storyteller, a quick thinker and a passionate talker. I also have experience in digital marketing and my favourite thing in life is making deals. I’ve closed deals of about $20k in my short life. I’ll be an asset!
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@asafor_ndifor
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10 months
@t0nit0ne Has the sophistication and value offered by those jobs to those the jobs serve increased?
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@asafor_ndifor
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1 year
@stephcrown06 @akindolu Being less wealthy doesn’t necessarily mean you know how to manage other people’s wealth. Is being less rich than your client a prerequisite to being a portfolio manager?
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@asafor_ndifor
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9 months
What can you do today that makes Cameroon a better place? Well, you can start by not littering. That’s number 1
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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
5 years
If I get married, (i insist on the IF), nobody will ever use cooking to intimidate me. If madam doesn't want to cook. I'll cook for two!
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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
9 months
I’ve been learning about storytelling recently and one thing that I’ve discovered is that storytelling is very a combination of tooting your horn and being vulnerable. Now, these are 2 things that aren’t very common in the typical Cameroonian anglophone home that I grew up in.
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@asafor_ndifor
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8 months
@magattew Is over regulation not a direct outcome of bad leadership and poor governance?
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@asafor_ndifor
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1 year
@AmjadAlnour @piersmorgan Saying something is “outrageous and indefensible” is a condemnation.
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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
10 months
@OneJoblessBoy This guy is a philosopher. To understand him you need to read Jordan Peterson’s “12 Rules for Life”. Specifically rule No 2
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@asafor_ndifor
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3 years
@ecmbah @NaijaFlyingDr You’re missing the point kind sir. I think the post invites us to see women as full independent human beings deserving of respect and dignity because they’re human and not because they’re anchored to some other person.
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@asafor_ndifor
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5 years
I just re-read the review of @HesleyFonane 's book I did. I think I will start a blog and do just that on there. Review books written by Cameroonians. I am damn good at it. This is one of the few times I surprise myself #sensepassking
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@asafor_ndifor
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1 year
@tosinolaseinde The Tupac of Financial literacy 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@asafor_ndifor
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@Maps_rza Get in the lab and isolate a South African gene. When you do, publish the paper for us to see.
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@asafor_ndifor
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11 months
“Merci” by Jovi ft Reniss A thing of beauty
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@asafor_ndifor
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4 years
Following the critical acclamation of the two singles “Moukandjo” and “O’dodi” by @SangoEdi , I am officially launching a hashtag so we can pressure him into releasing an album or EP or both later this year #sangoalbum2021
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@asafor_ndifor
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3 years
@TCHATCHOUANG1 @MoEltiMbooKoki Les blanches entrent meme en shorts et babouches😂😂😂
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@asafor_ndifor
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@OoTheNigerian @asemota Abeg travel come Cameroon before you talk😂😂😂 Big Chief na man wey sabi🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@asafor_ndifor
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1 year
@its_daqueen One man said something and it is “men”🙌🏾
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3 years
@tsylars @NaijaFlyingDr What is « Dr Mrs »
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3 years
@WaBaatum has been writing a poem everyday for 202 days. That’s scary. That level of focus is outer earthly Respect 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@asafor_ndifor
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@asemota @markessien I tell my friends in the public sector that the most courageous and patriotic thing they can do for themselves and the nation is to resign. Thinking you can do good in a bad government is a pipe dream. You’ll be engulfed and ridiculed.
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@asafor_ndifor
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5 years
I want make you tun me that mop...
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5 months
@FDelavane @asemota Yep. I wanted to explain the concept instead of just dropping the word, for fear of running out of characters on here. I need to find a way to explain things with fewer words
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11 months
@kola_aina They hurry to celebrate because it gives them an excuse for why they didn’t try in the 1st place
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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
6 months
I’ve spent the last 2 days going through several research papers on digital payments and adoption in Africa and more than 80% of the research is authored by Americans and other white people. What the hell are you guys doing in those universities?
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@asafor_ndifor
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4 months
Currently recruiting interns at @EnchirdT and I fall on the younger sister of my senior, classmate and junior. Small world. When I was going to secondary school with her older sister, she was still in nursery school or something. I feel old😭
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@asafor_ndifor
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@Zioraife It’s not necessarily pretence. It’s discipline and restraint To think that marriage will ruin the attractiveness of everyone else and make you and your spouse immune to it is delusion. However, you must do what you must to keep your marriage if it matters to you
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@asemota When universal came to Cameroon and signed 2 of the most promising artists at the time about 4 or 5years ago and cut a deal with a very successful record label, it was the biggest mistake of the music industry in Cameroon. Ran 2 great artists down and messed up the ecosystem
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@asafor_ndifor
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@Diamsterling237 Les Camerounais. C’est toujours le travail d’autrui😂😂😂 Sacré Cameroun
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@asafor_ndifor
Asafor Ndifor
10 months
My dad was an entrepreneur. The construction business he built from nothing but a dream is currently being run by my brothers and I. My mom is still in sales till today. Sold my 1st insurance contract at 9. Entrepreneurship is basically my birthright. Can’t do anything else!
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