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On odd days I pick up twitter arguments. On even days I prefer to cook, bake, paint, photograph, teach design, dote on my kids and run a successful business.
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Since the cartoonist is supposed to be a mirror of what happened, I am tweeting a thread of what the Great R K Laxman thought of Mr
#RajeevGandhi
over the years. Source of the cartoons is his collection by
@PenguinIndia
an excellent book if anyone wishes to collect
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I am not religious. Never been one. But form of Secularism in this country has pushed fence sitters like me into the
#MandirTauBanega
fold. We have never worn our religion by birth on our sleeves and yet we felt we must support and vote Modi.. this is a rebound..
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My Grandfather lost his mom when he was 7. He was a great man and very polite.
Nearly 80 years later once I joked with him that he is absolutely non-fussy about most things in life specially food.
His reply “ माँ नहीं थी ना बेटा मेरी। मेरे नख़रे उठाता कौन? “
#truth
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I am a Fashion Graduate from India’s top college NIFT, I started business at 22 & currently employ 55 people & am a MSME complying with laws. I have a huge group of friends, active social life & an IQ higher than most people masquerading as journalists. I still support Modi.
Do trolls attend the University of WhatsApp?
@bainjal
spent years studying rightwing trolls. This is the what she found.📱
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He just donated 25 crore.. what about you ?
Did Akshay Kumar vote in Canada or Maharashtra yesterday?
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Yes.. I earn, run a factory, employ 50 people, pay my tax and have the right to call out assholes like you who are nothing but religious bigots..
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I have been running a factory for 18+ years. Trust me, no amount of ration or money can stop
#Migrant
labour going back to villages. Last lockdown I paid all my Bihar/Jharkhand Tailors a hefty advance to stay back. They used it to hire a traveller and go back to village.
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The town of Fatehpur has a sizeable Muslim population. Woke up at 6 am with loud blaring Azaan. It was pitch dark outside and really cold. The sound travelled far in the quite cold morning. Wonder why wake the entire populace? But then I must be a Sanghi to ask it?
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Dear Mumbaikars. You are choosing a Government and not a food delivery app. For everything else there is Swiggy..
Sincerely
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I lived as a student on Gujrat in late 90’s. Most of my classmates were from North specially Delhi NCR. It was our collective belief that even then, Gujarat was a very safe place for us. We could travel in state transport, walk on roads at night and return at 2 am from Garba.
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My Father has been growing organic vegetables on the rooftop (not a very large space). In old water tanks and some pots. Today’s harvest looks like this 😊 photo sent by my son who has a sudden interest in farming and is helping Nana ( I am glad for that)
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Have you ever been able to tweet anything without a but?
Good to see the Rafale jets finally in India. We sure need more quality aircraft for our IAF.. but a little less of the band, baaja, baaraat surround sound please.: it’s a fighter plane not a vaccine!
#RafaleInIndia
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Withdraw from what? Industries that create jobs ? I work for a Reliance company as a supplier and I pay 50 people their salary from their orders.. What am I supposed to withdraw from and who will generate work?
Why don’t Ambani and Adani graciously withdraw?
They have amassed so much wealth; why risk the curses of millions?
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Only in India a young mother (22 yr old as per news reports) dies in giving birth to 4th child (3 girls before this). And the Doctor gets booked for murder under SC ST act due to local political goons.
This is peak casteism, political extortion Indian style.
#DrArchanaSharma
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Being L K Advani means living long enough to see his party with 2 seats win 300+, see 370 abolished and Ram Mandir being made. May everyone lives long enough to see their wishes fulfilled 😉
You either retire a Dhoni or live long enough to see yourself become LK Advani...
🙏🙏🙏
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Ram Nath Kovind will be remembered as a President with great humility and manners. Only APJ Kalam can be placed above him in that manner.
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The liberal lobby often mocks us as Sanghis and calls the Hindu dharma patriarchal.
Yet we saw both ABV & Sushma Ji cremated by their daughters. Today we saw some more brave daughters perform the last rites of their beloved fathers.
We are a faith that has willingness to change.
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Before the School bus comes at 0645, I have to get 2 kids ( the 6 year old is a pain to wake up) ready for school with proper lunch Box .. every single day I pack a fresh meal of Roti, sabzi, fruit and some snack .. may I now claim some bravery award?
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2 years from
#Demonitisation
Thread
As an MSME entrepreneurship I have seen a huge change on ground.
Most of my 50+ staff preferred cash salary.
In the months after demonetisation we could convince everyone for salary in bank accounts via NEFT .
Most had accounts already.
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I paid for my vaccine because
1) I could afford to.
2) I wanted it as soon as possible
3) it was a choice to pay or not pay.
By no means it was a selfless gesture on my part. It was simply convenient.
Stop treating paying for vaccine as some kind of Ehsaan you did on country.
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A customer ordered 4 pcs from our site. Then 10 days later requested to return citing size issues.
We called for return. She pressed for early refund & we refunded since the delay was from our courier partner in delivering the pcs back to us.
Received 4 used dirty clothes.
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My life Goal is to be as calm and pretty when I am 80 (that is if I am). I usually wouldn’t post personal picture but this one too dear not to. My Nani turned 80 yesterday and here she cuts a cake with my 85 year old nana. both healthy (with their medications) & self reliant.
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Just an observation about past 2-3 days on Twitter
1) Senior retired Army men commenting and taunting the NCO’s and SSC guys openly shows that sometimes even the uniform can’t teach sense.
2) Just being a veteran isn’t enough, some dignity is required in behaviour.
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I have said it before and saying it again. Brands should stay away from unnecessary posturing,be it religious or social. Good products will sell with or without drama of wokeness. Concentrate on your product & customer care. Don’t confuse the brand platform as a TeDx talk show.
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Bollywood is officially DEAD.
They will never recover the Pandemic and the OTT..
I don’t even ask for Retweet because I know that’s the truth
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I have run a garment manufacturing unit for nearly 2 decades.
Most of my staff and employees come from what I would call the semi skilled, school dropout category. Majority of them have a rural background.
In my years of day to day dealing with them, I have learnt a few things.
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I wonder why people are ok when Maharashtra Government threatens Bharat Ratna Recipients and wants to investigate their pro nation tweet. But the same jamaat e liberal is upset over the arrest of someone who actually participated in
#Toolkit
against our country.
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When I see people on twitter make fun of Gujratis or talk about
#Modi
as a Gujju, I can’t help but laugh. Those making fun of the entrepreneurial Gujju will never understand why they rule the finance and businesses. The reason is very simple, “they mind their own business.”
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@KanchanGupta
While you are right about the empathy towards a Bright mind , this is a case of impersonation or fraud.. how do we know he hasn’t done any harm? Field of medicine can not afford such a thing .
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Who says Home cooked food shouldn’t be served well.. afterall presentation matters.. 😃
#homecooking
#lunchtime
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Let me point out a few things in this
@nytimes
article
1) Kunal Kamra is a comedian😳
2) He is POPULAR 😂😂
3) He like that Rathi asshole, is a virologist, pandemic specialist medical professional..😂😂
4) His opinion matters 😂
5) New York Times is a newspaper 😂😂
In Opinion
“Our government has blood on its hands,” Kunal Kamra, a popular stand-up comedian in India, says of the country’s handling of the pandemic in a video guest essay. “It is a state-orchestrated Covid massacre, and I am outraged.”
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Brother in law ( Hritik ) , Husband ( DJ Aqeel ) , cousin ( remember Fardeen Khan being arrested with drugs) .. poora khaandaan druggist hai.. they definitely are worried and hence defending the drugs cartel.
One day you will be at the receiving end and then there will be people who will be as unkind as you have been to others. Mark my words.
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And how many terrorists per village? And terror apologists per village?
How many funeral attendees per terrorist?
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A wedding in the neighbourhood.. older ladies singing traditional wedding songs . None of the younger one know the songs. In another 20 years these traditions will probably be extinct and people would just dance on Bollywood numbers.
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I don’t care what the Bollywood star names their kid.. Their kid, their choice and sense..
if we’re to to truly outrage let’s outage on names like Aira, Myra, viaan etc .. I mean seriously.. every class in kids’ school has 3-4 such strange name that has little or no meaning.
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As an entrepreneur I can tell you there are
#jobs
. But there is a dearth of sincere employable candidates. Ask any company big or small, they will tell you how they struggle with retention, training and results. Part of it our education system and remaining is the mindset.
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Is she in politics ? Is she president of a National party who wants to be a PM. Is she an MP? Does she represent him politically ? Kuch toh dimaag kaam lo..
Saw this on Reddit last evening, so bahu from Japan is ok for BJP,but not Italy?
She like Mrs.Sonia Gandhi is a polyglot, amazing women who have made India their home.
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My 81 year old Nani said randomly over phone”women should always work and hve financial independence” .. what made you say so, I asked. She said the confidence having ur own money gives us is not comparable to anything. 😇wise words from someone who wasn’t even sent to school.
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Some people live on twitter only to be humiliated for their lack of sense and knowledge..
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What an amazing interview.. And they say Mr. Jaishankar shouldn’t speak plainly to malicious foreign Media.
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Today I learnt about Narinder Singh Kapany who is credited with inventing fibre optics .. what’s surprising is that he never got Nobel for his work snd shows how biased they are.
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I know a craft entrepreneur personally who doesn’t even have a GST registration yet, but has been posting political messages against Modi Govt.
I get her problem, the whole Tax reforms, GST and demonetisation hurts these people who otherwise are happy to cheat at every point
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In other news I passed my Last semester at Nift with a 85% score 😊
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Is he on a diet or smoking something special? Why does he look so strange?
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Hope all those who burnt Delhi over CAA are paying taxes because it will be pathetic if my tax money goes for something that was purely religious bigotry. Hope the Jamia and JNU walas pay otherwise my tax is going for most dismal outcome at a time when people starve.
Hope she is paying because it would be pathetic if our tax money is going for something that is the outcome of the most dismal debate and non issue at a time when people are hurting, starving...
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Dalip Tahil asking
@ARanganathan72
who is he on
@TimesNow
.. what a joke .. Btw who Dalip Tahil ?
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You may not understand the relevance of these rituals. But even to an incidental Hindu like me, it is heartening to see a PM not ashamed of his roots and religion. One doesn’t need to shun personal beliefs to be proven secular.
Prime Minister Narendra Modi performed Sindhu Darshan puja on his arrival at Nimu the forward brigade place in Ladakh, yesterday
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🙄🙄 free bijli , paani, bus ride dene ke baad.. 😂
"Centre Must Take Loan From RBI And Give Us": Delhi Deputy Chief Minister
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My generation remembers the black on bajaj scooters and the endless wait which was between 2-5 years. If Mr. Bajaj had his way, my children would have still been doing that. The India Inc benefitted from a free economy and how does socially harmonious angle benefits?
As Rajiv Bajaj put it: "I do not want my children to inherit an India built on hate."
But even from a purely corporate perspective, isn’t a socially harmonious India better for "India Inc." than a country & market divided by hatred? Why finance hate then?
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Nephew arrived from Dubai and the first thing he said was “ I thought there were thousands of protesters on roads” I asked who told him that? He said it’s all over the news 🤔.. That’s the power of false narrative..
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Do you know where the Social Media narratives of a Muslim not being able to find house to live originate? In the NCERT course book for civics .. Grade 7. Can’t believe the narrative being told to young 12 year old minds. Thanks
@NCERT
for such wonderful work..
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Most of our local Gujarati classmates would be surprised hearing stories of those who came from Bokaro, Patna or even Kanpur. They seemed to have always lived a much more peaceful existence as girls during their schooling.
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Now this is 100% honest reporting.. At the regular vegetable vendor, the guy was openly telling everyone that from their next visit they hve to get a cloth bag. He said “PM ne kaha hai, anaadar nahin kar sakte “ 😂😂
#PlasticBan
I am so happy 😀
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So many so called educated Muslim men descended on my TL since yesterday. They are the perfect sample of what is wrong with their community. The so called English speaking idiots defend Burqa & call women who don’t as sex slaves. I pity them as they actually made us vote for Modi
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Vinod Khanna was one of the most good looking actors of Indian Cinema. And this is non negotiable.
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Years on
#Twitter
has taught me
1) look at the handle name & basic bio before retweeting or engaging
2) Outrage or celebrate when you can genuinely verify at least some part of the story/content.
3) Read the first 4-5 tweets on a person’s TL before arguing any further.
Peace
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In my personal experience I found Gujarati polite people who were generally helpful and mostly minded their own life and business. We didn’t have hostel and lived in a government colony in flats where other flats were occupied by other government employees of mid to lower levels.
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A colleague has posted some 35 pictures of her Anniversary with such sugary message for her husband that I must check my blood sugar ASAP. I am sorry to sound mean but I refuse to understand the point of wishing each other on SM and posting intimate selfies for strangers.
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I shall disagree here. Italy saw 40K deaths because they didn’t care and didn’t shut. With our population and density it would have been 4 lakh deaths or even more had we not shut down. Yes Economy will suffer & we all shall suffer (I am MSME ) but I would rather not see deaths.
Good morning. Think about this. Most countries have begun to open up carefully!China is importing steel. Italy with 40K deaths is not shut like us. We are dragging our feet because bureaucrats &netas enjoy power of lockdown! Damn the economy or poverty! Back to pre1990 privilege
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I turned an
#entrepreneur
18 years ago. I was fresh from college with not much work experience and very little or no business sense. I struggled as a first generation entrepreneur and have learnt many lessons on the way while paying for those mistakes and learning.
#thread
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If he was my doctor, I would stay clear of him.. because he would blame everything including the pharmacist but never take responsibility of his own actions.
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If there is
#Karma
, I pray that the Chinese premier and his puppet WHO chief who allowed the corona to spread so widely pay for it really badly.. So many families have lost loved ones, so many lives and livelihoods disrupted.. May they both Rot in Hell.
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Danish Siddiqi showing burning pyres and selling those pictures to foreign media was hailed as truth and journalism. A simple stock image of a swab test is violence against Muslims..
This is what years of secular appeasement gets you..entitlements and stupidity..
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So went for my passport renewal. In and out in 1 hour 20 minutes without hassles. Seamless work and efficient staff . Of both TCS and PSC .. still remember the 90’s when people just stood in queue and had no clue which documents and what for a passport..
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We didn’t face much issues with neighbours despite the ruckus we hostellers created. The area generally tolerated 140 of us living and behaving like an average teenagers and hostellers from affluent families in a premier college. I shudder at the thought if it was in NCR.
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@AditiIndiaFirst
@RicchaDwivedi
When we had named my daughter Devika, all our friends and family made faces saying it was so old .. she is the only Devika in nearly 150 kids in grade 2 😂😂 rest Amaira, Samaria, kiara, tiya, naiya...
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I am NOT a fan of Arnab’s brand of high pitch journalism. But seeing his expose’ and relentless pursuit of
#SushantSinghRajputCase
, I genuinely have developed a gratitude. But for him, this case would have been unceremoniously closed by shameless
#MumbaiPolice
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December first week marks completion of 16 years of my
#entrepreneurial
journey. I started my business at 22 with just a degree and no actual skill or experience for business. My 2 years of job experience were of beginners level & of not much help.
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1. Gareebi hatao is a political slogan and nothing else. You cannot pull these people out of poverty and debt unless one can bring a huge social change.
Eg. There are social practices to keep them in debt forever. Paying for weddings, bhaat, death ceremonies etc
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Our other campus in Dehi had a similar hostel in flats in Parparganj in Delhi and there were multiple instances of fights with neighbours. Contrary to that our hostel never had issues with any of the Bhai’s and Ben’s that seemed to tolerate us much more.
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There is an entire generation still alive who witnessed the horrors of Partition in both east and west during independence.
What makes the Sindhi, Punjabi’s and Kashmiri’s stand apart is that they chose hard-work to make a life and didn’t play the victim card all the time.
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They don’t have money to clean drains before monsoons but they will waste Taxpayers money on Ego trips.. Wahh re BMC
Over 82 lakh paid in legal charges by BMC in Kangana Ranaut bungalow demolition case: Report
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Wait .. She is in Reliance hospital!! Irony indeed
Maharashtra CM Uddhav Thackeray's wife admitted to hospital for Covid-19 treatment - Coronavirus Outbreak News
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And the current affairs. The famous
#Lakshadweep
vacation and
#INSvirat
being used by
#RajeevGandhi
doesn’t go unnoticed by the Great cartoonist either
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Ok .. if you say so ..
Thank god you didn’t say it empowers you as well.. 🧐
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#BMCMumbai
needs to be deployed at our Borders with
#China
.. They will bulldoz them in a matter of hours. All we need to do is show them a PLA video dubbed in Marathi abusing Mumbai.. 😂
#mainbhistrategist
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Please don’t give me the cultural gyaan. Asking a brother to get clothes because sister’s uncle in law died is ridiculous excuse of a cultural practice. They keep taking advances to pay for such social practices and repay them til next loan.
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May God never give these morons sadgati.. they don’t deserve it with their regressive minds.
And please don’t think they are just online Trads. Coming from a state like Rajasthan, I have seen enough real people talk nonsense like that.
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What did the country get in return? Name of a single family on everything from aroads to flyovers to airports and sporting awards.
#Congress
#RajeevGandhi
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Let me repeat even at the cost of being trolled.
Language is a skill. More the merrier. Learn as many you can from diverse geographic locations.
Don’t fall for any of the political nonsense for learning or not learning a language.
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As an animal lover I am pained at the video of Some assholes tying crackers to a dogs tail. But I am also surprised how cruelty to some animals is perceived greater than that to others. How loving a cat or dog is animal love but loving a cow is being Sanghi and regressive!
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I am a Brahmin by birth.
We are two sisters who both got best educational opportunities.
I started my business at 22 with funding from my father who happily helped me take decisions of life.
Do not generalise people by their caste or religion of birth.
Brahminism will screw us all.
And Brahminical Patriarchy will screw them.
They would see what immense power their caste would hold; and yet, would live with a vast depravity of power because of their gender.
What a sad end.
But it would be fair and square, wouldn't it?
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Repeat after me, pregnancy (unless it’s a special case ) is not a disease. You aren’t sick and if the health permits one can work till the last week. I have done the same in my 2 pregnancies ( despite severe PIH & swelling) and have held responsibilities.
The Twitter team, including team leader who is six months pregnant and had been on leave, was made to wait for two hours by the parliamentary committee.
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Years later this Cartoon by Laxman would turn out to be a Prophecy..
#dynasty
#RahulGandhi
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Somehow outside twitter no one ever talked about my “ Brahmin privilege “ .. No one expected me to know anything about the Shastra and absolutely no one bothered about my caste. However I do have cousins who lost prestigious medical seats in colleges because of being a Brahmin.
My thesis on Brahmin Privilege (read the entire thred)
1. If I am a Brahmin, I will be revered in the society and a “Ji” will be added to my name. I will be known as a pundit, although I can be dumb or even illiterate.... (Cont.)
(Inspired by Peggy Mcintosh)
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5. Social pressures.
Their entire life is built around the social pressure of doing what their families want. Most have no say on things like marriage, education, expenses or savings. I see the mess that is created by their families which are avoidable. They don’t dare to speak.
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3) By constantly bickering about current COAS or people on ground, they aren’t helping in anyway.
4) As veterans they may know far more than an average Twitter civilian but so do those currently serving on ground. They shouldn’t make it a match between “our times vs theirs”
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Like father like son.. Even after 35 years the Son is also trying to eliminate poverty .
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Before Every Parliament session, the Mother Son duo somehow have to leave the country.. Strangely no one in
@INCIndia
asks why isn’t Sonia using the AIIMS set up by great Visionary Nehru.. don’t they trust the institutions they keep claiming as a achievements?
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For the super fit, running 100 kms weekly types …
I am very happy for you that you can sleep at 9, exercise and be a teetotaller.
But please don’t sermonise it as the only way to live stronger and happier.
A lot of us have a life beyond just fitness routines and are happy.
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So my parents and MIL were vaccinated today. First we tried the private hospitals but some were out of vaccine stock & another made us sit today for 2 hrs claiming they couldn’t connect to the server. Finally tried the Government dispensary and it was done in 15 minutes
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Sanity
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White man explaining why they needed to loot other civilisations for sugarcane, indigo, spices, silk and slaves. Afterall their intentions were Nobel and beyond the understanding of us savages... what an entitled Asshole.
Shut up. Without colonialism, India would not be a country. It would be 357 warring tribes that don't speak the same language. History is not an occasion for spoiled fops like yourselves to virtue signal.
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My mother still picks up the phone & if it’s any of her siblings on the other side it’s always “Ram Ram”. For decades it neither felt religious nor linked to so called Hindutva. It’s just plain greetings while taking name of God. When did that become sign of Majoritism?
#musings
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