being cute on the internet for free!

@djcockandballs Its my 3rd and ur sounding jealous 🫣

and am currently drowning in my lungs

who got disney+ I can use 😌

shocker to no one @saluteAUT has turned the afters into a literal jumping dancing sweat box and I could not be happier!

23,000 steps and I haven’t even started working my afters yet :’)

this is wild bc I have AFTERS tattooed on my middle finger like life is crazy huh

@lizzpom PLEASE let’s start brainstorming stat this is officially ™️

@Di3seL_ Ahhh congrats that’s amazing!!

@Capt_butler96 Luggage size

@legallyisisane love you insane daughter

that being said I do miss taking multiple shots of 42 during a show day with the team but my brain and liver are much happier

@killbyundrscore I think about him randomly too and ache, here for you if you wanna chat I love you

@killbyundrscore Dude

RT @em0dads_: You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

my niece just said when she has a baby she’s gonna name her COVID 😭