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hyperspace girlie enthusiast, danmei enjoyer, 1/3 of the ch'riad 💙 | 27 | she/her | okay to rpf | this was a star wars account but now its
the endless abyss
Joined July 2021
i hate that now the worst thing that can happen to your favorite tv show isn’t just “it got cancelled, they’re not making any more” but “all existing episodes of the show have been wiped from the face of the earth”.
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category is: actors from the good place that went on to play a role in a review-bombed show where they’re unbelievably hot
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okay i just watched episode 4 of obi wan kenobi with my family and when obi wan did his little lightsaber spin my dad yelled "there you go ben, you're getting it!" so i have now forgotten all the discourse because that's the best thing ever 🥹.
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star wars fans act like its too difficult for them to stop watching a franchise they loved when they’re no longer enjoying it but i don’t even remember what the last marvel movie i saw was and i used to be at every one of those movies on opening night.
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sibling portrait
is c3po luke and leia’s half brother.
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oh no, someone brought up star wars in this work meeting. time to pretend like i’m normal.
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ahsoka (2023).
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“season 1 of rebels sucked!” to YOU. i was having a great time watching them steal a tie fighter when they were supposed to be grocery shopping.
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he’s fine, he’s just resting up a bit!!!
Y’all I’m worried about our bestie, the Grand Inquiznos AKA Quizzy. Like is he okay? Where did he go??.
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#obiwankenobi spoilers //. WAIT HOLD ON WAIT is quinlan the first jedi besides yoda (and that random guy on tattooine) that obi wan knows survived order 66? 🥺.
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what the hell is that second picture, animated thrawn did NOTTT look like that
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#TheAcolyte spoilers //. me: oh there's a weird gross cave creature.my entire timeline: DARTH PLAGUEIS???.
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kind of hoping there's romance options for every gender in star wars outlaws because i'd love to see gamer bros stuck with the dilemma of deciding which is more gay: being a queer woman or kissing a man.
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#ahsoka spoilers //. so with marrok exploding like that does that mean he was a corpse animated with nightsister magic.
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was this the terrifying pronouns agenda they've been warning us about.
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#obiwankenobi spoilers //. vader was stomping SO hard down that hallway, i know his viddies were really bouncing around inside that suit.
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even if i WAS force sensitive, if they were testing me and this thing popped up on the screen i'd fail because what the hell is that
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he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces 💔
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uhhh anyway 🏴☠️ shows when necessary, support the writer’s strike, and check out my partner’s art
hello! i'm eli and this is my art account. i mainly draw star wars fan art, including star wars OCs!. this account is meant to serve as a portfolio. all retweeted art is mine. i'm always looking for work opportunities. if you like what i do, don't hesitate to shoot me a message!.
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#BookofBobaFett spoilers //. most star wars fans watching the episode: omg the mandalorian is back!. high republic fans: W I Z A R D.
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syril karn has "i've never met a girl who likes star wars before" energy.
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#ahsoka spoilers //. i feel like morgan's surprise with how thrawn acts and the decisions he makes is proof she's never actually worked with him because if you've worked with that man at any point and not just heard stories about him you know that's just how he acts.
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first date idea: i pet your head for five hours straight.
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Harry Styles has been cast to play Grand Admiral Thrawn in an upcoming live action Star Wars project!. [source: @SourcelessFanNews]
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had to make this 😭
@IsabellaCrafts “I don’t have a favorite” the picture of the family in the pool OSHA is being held, Jecki is splashing around drowning and Yord is on the bottom of the pool.
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#TheMandalorian spoilers //. i feel like that SHOULD be the last episode of the mandalorian ever?.
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#ahsoka . dave filoni please not every character in live action has to have eyes that exactly match the color of their animated counterpart 😭.
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#ahsoka spoilers //. “the desire to be reunited with a long-lost friend. how that singular focus will reshape our galaxy.” IDC THAT WAS THRANTO CRUMBS. TO ME.
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#kenobi spoilers. obviously reva knows that vader is anakin because thrawn is besties with every girlboss and he told her.
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apparently the recommended episodes for getting caught up for the ahsoka show are:. - the wrong jedi.- twilight of the apprentice part ii.- world between worlds.- the rebels finale . and i’d like to see someone who has ONLY watched those 4 episodes tell me what’s going on.
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were skybridger fans aware in the secrets of the jedi book, which is an in-universe book written by luke skywalker, he mention’s ezra’s lightsaber
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#TheBadBatch spoilers (not really though) //. rey getting her dna test results: wait why does this say i'm 1/16th zillo best.
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#andor spoilers //. “never more than 12” / “can’t swim”: phrases that are almost meaningless out of context but elecit extreme reactions on opposite sides of the emotional spectrum.
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#ahsoka . did thrawn give sabine an eyeshadow palette and eyeliner with the provisions he sent her to find ezra with or did she have that all of that with her when she got taken prisoner.
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bail antilles, bail organa, and captain antilles all being different people but from the same planet is so. why did they do that.
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#TheMandalorian spoilers //. my brother thought the armorer was about to take off her helmet and reveal that she is satine kryze.
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#andor spoilers //. 6 years? oh that’ll get him right past the events of rogue one then 😌.
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#andor spoilers //. them chanting “one way out” and then realizing that for some of them the one way out isn’t going to work 😭.
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morgan elsbeth: thrawn calls to me across time and space.my dad: yeah that is NOT thrawn.
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my mom doesn’t know syril karn’s name and just calls him “cereal boy”.
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#Andor spoilers //. y’all ever fuck up your job so bad they just sort of abolish the whole company.
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@Aaron_Politico a league of their own (the tv show not the movie)!!! its very good and INCREDIBLY gay.
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still thinking about sqq thinking "oh cool i get a front row seat to the main love interest flirting with lbh" while lbh is internally screaming crying throwing up like "WHY IS HE LOOKING AT HER, STOP LOOKING AT HER, LOOK AT ME INSTEAD".
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i don’t know the name of andy serkis’s character i have just been calling him andy serkis.
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i truly believe dudebros in the fandom would be so much happier if they would read/write fanfiction.
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sqq: wow its amazing how fast time flies! its like i blinked and its been weeks since the immortal alliance conference!. literally everyone else: dude… are you okay?? you were in a depressive episode and barely spoke except to randomly say luo binghe’s name for days.
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#andor spoilers //. cassian’s really like “excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, my prison escape plan?”.
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i saw someone say they though today's episode of #andor might be the first time we've seen someone pee in star wars. ap-5 did NOT walk in on wedge in the middle of pissing for this 😤 wedge antilles wins the "first person to pee on screen" award, thank you
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almost said "he's so ezra bridger coded" about ezra like 4 times this episode.
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#andor spoilers //. i remember somebody saying this guy might be a spy a few weeks ago but i don’t remember who. but good job whoever you were!.
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they actually approved the kalluzeb thing because next week they’re taking 30 minutes out of the finale to have an on-screen garazeb and alexsandr wedding officiated by ezra (they were waiting for him to return to get married).
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#BookofBobaFett spoilers. ahsoka said “perhaps” as a reference to her hunt for thrawn, in this essay i will–.
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(my dad ALMOST ALWAYS calls him ben, by the way. he said when they were kids he and his brother always called him ben kenobi so that's what he knows him as best).
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tv shows too, netflix AND disney+. i would wake up early to watch them when they dropped and then one day i was just like “actually this is a chore now, nevermind” and i don’t think i’ve watched a marvel release in years.
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#andor spoilers //. also even beyond the whole “she’s a lesbian, stop assuming she’s looking for a husband” thing can we talk about perrin calling vel an old maid, like SORRY YOU HAD A CHILD MARRIAGE.
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every time i see someone say "[something animated] was so cool, i hope they bring it into live action someday!" i become a slightly worse person.
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my brother just said “i wish they’d make a video game that’s set in the high republic era but that’s kind of slow-paced. like a farming sim or something.”.
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#TheMandalorian spoilers //. paz bestie aren’t you a whole ass father, what about your son.
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they should put those deleted scenes from revenge of the sith where padmé helps start the rebellion in andor as flashbacks.
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never understood the “thrawn was a cartoon villian in rebels and too easily beaten” argument because when i initially watched rebels i knew next to nothing about him and yet felt fear every time he showed up because i was like “oh shit, you can’t win against this guy”.
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andor 🤝 resistance 🤝 the bad batch. beating the tatooine allegations.
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also wedge antilles is from a different planet and isn't related to any of them.
bail antilles, bail organa, and captain antilles all being different people but from the same planet is so. why did they do that.
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#TheMandalorian spoilers //. sorry because i know not everyone wanted things to go in this direction, but that pellaeon appearance actually brightened my day so much? like he was so on-the-money, maybe they CAN read books (at least legends ones).
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