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@mimosamantha “Micropenis incidence is about 1.5 in 10,000 male newborns in North America.” - Wikipedia Not the OP, but comments really making fun of people who had no choice in the matter. They can’t help it. Y’all also body shame people with other conditions?
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@RespectfulMemes Aww, thanks guys. I appreciate y’all too.
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@Siller4 @barstoolsports Got a Messi jersey and now probably Messi pants.
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@RespectfulMemes Cute meme but it’s wrong. He just picked the watermelon way too early. Most people who grow watermelons at home will do it at least once.
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@anielizarmly Look at the hammerheads 🥹
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@adamtotscomix A lot of pedestrians suck because they behave selfishly thus inconveniencing others. A lot of cyclists suck because they behave selfishly thus inconveniencing others. A lot of motorists suck because they behave selfishly thus inconveniencing others.
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@LocalSoundwave Her …beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of auburn hair With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
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@AdamGoldberg28 You had me at Ospreay and lost me at Jericho. I like Jericho but there are 30 other AEE wrestlers I’d rather see Ospreay wrestle in that spot.
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@karl_jacoby Orcas standing up for us when we won’t even stand up for ourselves. They the real ones.
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@emilykmay I sometimes wonder if things would have turned out differently if 1) I had actually known I had ADHD & 2) Someone would have taught me about it and how to deal with it. It was largely masked by my grades but in retrospect all the signs were there and kept me from doing my best
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@RedditCFB Most of those teams should not consider themselves above the NIT. A little perspective.
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@iFireMonkey @Loolo_WRLD @xamerokk Expectations vs Reality 😭
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@samartin817 @mimosamantha Bait used to be believable. Not gonna get a free dick pic from me sweetie. I could start an OF if you’re that eager though but you gotta pay.
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@emilykmay IHAVEEGO
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@fashion_nfl These are better 🤷
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@HistoryInPics I thought 15 years was long enough for the cringe to simmer down but I was wrong. Bury it again.
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@salstrange CNN taking quite the position alienating the left and leaning into the right that hates them. Good luck with that.
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@barstoolsports @PatBevPod This is why when I coached middle school basketball I told my kids they shouldn’t watch the NBA, that and they weren’t going to gain anything from watching 95% iso and regular season ole defense.
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@j_shuskey1 @SouthlandSports Have you heard the good word?
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@RedditCFB Maybe add Oregon St & Washington St to this group on the left. Could be a neat conference.
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@FortniteNwsHub Pretty much what I expected. Gameplay: new and fun Battle Pass: mid AF
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@brainnotonyet Which is more distracting? 1) person holding a sign 2) forcibly removing & arresting someone holding up a sign
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@ADHDForReal Bout to unleash all the ADHD people who have an encyclopedic knowledge of history of banana cultivation & artificial banana flavor.
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@DMichaelalford @iamyesyouareno People confusing institutional racism and individual racism.
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@CntComUpWitName @POSTwrestling Bragging about not knowing Shibata is quite the own goal.
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@emilykmay Some therapists it feels like you never leave that zone. 😔
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@Dirtydirtyclean @mimosamantha English isn’t your native language, I assume.
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@ScyanYT This is sooooo lazy. It’s Hope with colors reversed.
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@githii They might want to consider trimming her from the family tree.
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@Rey_ItsOnly You mean the I-just-sniped-you-from-halfway-across-the-map tree. Ch1 had all the best sniper locations.
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@CiaranRH93 “He hit him in the back of the head it’s just his face got in the way.” 😂
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@Blog_Mickey “Your honor, exhibit 1096.”
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@chrismithunc I find the “didn’t go to Carolina” thing hilarious for so many reasons including that a lot of us start pulling for teams while still kids. Reasons to root for Carolina: - born in NC - live in NC - like the colors - went to school there - cool mascot - whatever reason you want
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@HappyPower They need to: 1) Bring back pets. 2) Make baby klombo pet. 3) Llama pet.
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@BarstoolBDevils @UNCBarstool The Rivalry Carolina 143 – 117 Duke NCAA Championships Carolina 6 - 5 Duke
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@mid_madness They lost 28-100 to an NAIA school earlier. Seems like someone took their foot off the gas.
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@KiriBuilds It’s got the Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse vibe “Hi, I’m Barbie!”
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@XenJCM @HYPEX Bro said “I couldn’t adapt so lol now y’all adapt”
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@patricktheheel Sarcasm not really going to work with the bad/wild takes coming both the hardcore Punk stans & Elite fanboys.
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@HistoryInPics Good luck bro, women are heartless in separation and divorce. They don’t just divorce the man they divorce reality.
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@SnazzyBlocks I’m only missing all 5.
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@DorbyAllen WWE tribalists currently:
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@FNLoreApproved The sad circle continues: - “Can’t be worse than last year.” - “Worse than last year.” - Repeat
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@Sportico @NAIA Not exactly the way you want to remind people you exist, NAIA.
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@CBKReport Crazy considering DePaul has been nonfunctional for a long time now.
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@Lix_wan_Kenobi Agreed. Set my people free!
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@Wh1t3F4c3 Game recognize game.
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@_Cooney_ It looks too good to be true… because it is, sadly. Would be a real jaw dropper if it was real.
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@CWSShotBoard @DiamondHeels Is this for the ACC Tournament?
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@RedditCFB Panthers probably the worst of the three.
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@MDeskaTTU @RedditCFB You’re not above the NIT either Mark.
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@elonmusk @DanielleFong ... and I'm off to watch Tesla stock plummet.
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@taylorsschumann Correct. People don’t adopt cats, cats adopt people. The cat will let you know if you’ve been accepted for the position shortly.
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@SickosCommittee Besides, you know, actually saying it, the craziest part is it was so highly unnecessary. It adds nothing to his commentary. Let’s see if I can do better, “Amongst the beautiful El Paso Mountains…” huh, strange, that wasn’t very hard.
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@WomnOfValor How does Butker have such advanced CTE? He’s a kicker.
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@Beren21684702 @sweatystartup I’m tempted to start a gofundme that just builds these and donates them to people that hate HOAs
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@ScyanYT Here to make sure everybody has a nice fall.
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@FitzyLeakz @FortniteGame Every year: 1) “Can’t be worse than last year.” 2) “Worst one yet.”
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@InsideCarolina 😢 best luck to him. To the “fans” that pushed this man away, get a life.
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@ContextFreeCBB Two A’s for All-American.
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@RpsAgainstTrump His parents
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@SickosCBB More like he's that out on the Tar Heels. He'd put ASU in twice before letting the Heels play.
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@psc_highlights It's appears to be a combination of lines. Red River in ND, Sioux River in SD, Missouri River in Nebraska, & Chisholm Trail from Kansas south.
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@CountessesofUNC Short answer, “no”. Long answer, same as the short answer but with a four letter word attached.
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@MarchMadnessMBB @UNCGBasketball @UNCG @uncgspartans @SoConSports Now build UNCG an actual on campus basketball arena. That high school gym in disguise, Fleming, definitely doesn’t count.
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@JWMediaDC Still hoping the PAC finds a way to stay together and backfill. Lots of creative ways to get that done, granted the PAC leadership hasn’t been that forward thinking.
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@ShouldHaveCat No Bingus slander will be tolerated!
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@bbierschbach Is it perfect? No. Is it good? Yes. Is it better than the old flag? Absolutely 100%!
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@Acyn She’s trolling at this point. She knows good and well she is the furthest thing ever from “a free thinker”.
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@hollowearthterf Just make me think of the nonsensical gender grooming differences. Men: Shave your face, or don’t, doesn’t matter. Women: Hairless as a prepubescent child. People are sooo weird when you really think about it.
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@TheFieldOf68 Forget a suspension, that should be criminal charges.
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@ContextFreeCBB dookies gonna dook
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@HYPEX People that hate the shockwave hammer also hate fun. Sure it’s OP in the wrong hands (mine) but it’s mobility + weapon that takes multiple hits for elim. Same people that think the hammer are OP also want a shotgun that elims in one shot.
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@CartoonsHateHer My favorite so far: Mom 1 telling mom 2 the teacher called her kindergartener to the front of the class to teach the other kids math. Mom 1 was now worried they would push their child toward the engineering tract and she didn’t want to limit him that way. I wish I was kidding.
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@FortniteNwsHub No, it’s lots of fun. It might be one of the most contentious seasons ever though.
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@fashion_nfl Going to go out on a limb and say all four will definitely wear pants.
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@FitzyLeakz Make it so
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@johncanzanobft Court of public opinion finds Oregon Washington Cal Stanford Utah Colorado Arizona Arizona St UCLA & USC GUILTY of 1st degree fuckery!
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@ByMarkDaniels Tar Heel learning tree
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@pwsonX OMg 😱 Nobody seated for WrestleMania!!!
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🚨LEAK OF THE WRESTLEMANIA STAGE🚨 #WrestleMania
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@GregSankey New meme just dropped for round of 64 games involving SEC teams.
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@TheyLive316 AEW rewards wrestling fans for being wrestling fans.
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@smiralik @RespectfulMemes You probably shower in a suit.
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@Ka1zoku_ Simon is the best. He loves wrestling. Simple. He’s positive but still calls it like he sees it. When it comes to wrestling, be a Simon.
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@MarchMadnessMBB @RazorbackMBB @ArkRazorbacks @UArkansas @SEC Arkansas moves to 2-2 vs the state of NC this year With losses to top programs: UNC UNCG Wins over mid-majors: Gardner-Webb Duke
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@SickosCommittee I would walk right out of the stadium.
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