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Ashley McHugh in his first 876 AB’s
- can’t do that, or anything
- not permitted on the field
- comprehensively unpaid
- actually a woman
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if the last day my husband put on an astros jersey was game seven of his second world series, I’m okay with that.
thanks to the city and people of houston, you’ve made an honorary texan out of me (minus dallas, which I do not claim).
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what a ride. it’s not lost on me how lucky we are to call this team ours. it’s not lost on me that this won’t last forever. not every game or season has been perfect, but we’ve been proud to be astros for six of them. thanks for letting us hang, houston.
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I JUST DID A SCREAMING LAP AROUND THE ENTIRE HOUSE IN THE MOST OUTRAGEOUSLY EMBARRASSING FASHION
THAT IS PURE CORREA ENERGY AND WE LOVE IT FOLKS
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my favorite subplot of the 2020 season is that brave defender of the sport mike never actually faced the astros
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my husband is really honest with me, we talk about baseball a lot, with the astros for six years. I have never heard of this secret spy cheating operation but whatever.
I did hear someone got a weird fungus once.
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I want y'all to know that jose altuve is literally the last person on earth who would cover his own ass instead of being a team player. watching him apologize for something i'm certain he didn't do was the most altuve thing, just like everything else he does
Carlos Correa speaks out, ripping Cody Bellinger, passionately defending José Altuve and saying the Astros deserve their 2017 title. Story:
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I think jose altuve will end up being the most legendary person I ever met
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I'll be retweeting these all season, no matter where we play. just letting y'all know.
Alex Bregman hit a solo home run, his first of the spring.
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gosh i'm so happy. I honestly think the rays are the most exhaustingly, frustratingly good team and absolutely no hate to them at all. but the astros have this chemistry that people have been salivating over seeing die, and it seemed like it was working, but not today
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I hope the astros really obliterate some philly dreams this weekend, amen
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collin: when are you going to be done with that (mines)
me: when I beat it
c: you’re not very good at it if you still can’t beat it
me: I am really good at it, it’s just the hardest level. have you ever played the hardest level of a game?
c: ever heard of the world series
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collin starts tonight against lance for the potential clinch and i just have to laugh
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I know I'm beating a dead horse, and it is time to move on, but. I have defended will harris all season and I'll continue to. will harris is the guy who says "yes," who comes out for 5 out of 7 world series games, who throws good pitches. and a good pitch got hit.
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this is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Two years ago at the Astros World Series parade someone dropped their hat and the rest is history
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̶c̶h̶a̶p̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶ will harris
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collin has done this so quietly and so casually, as he does everything, but I want to continue to remind people that being injured for an entire season is ASS and everyone who comes back after being out for a while has incredible willpower + a lot of support.
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guys i really didn’t get the texas thing until i lived in texas for a while, and holy cow the “texans love texas” thing is so so contagious. I love texas! it cannot be be undone!
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if charlie morton ends up beating the astros i’ll be fine knowing that people who just hate the 2017 team are doomed to be dissatisfied
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amazing how many people text you (all of them) after you win a world series and how few people text you (no one) after you lose.
HeElLloOoooOoo I personally worked just as hard on all my bedazzling and traveling and cheering and deserve to be consoled thank you!!!!
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I know the astros are sticking it to The Man and Being Rebels by losing games rn but I would appreciate two (2) wins right here
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the astros are doing some sketchy stuff like kicking so much ass, very fishy, must look into this
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if I make t-shirts that say “big greinke energy” will anyone besides me ABSOLUTELY NEED that
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astros kept their celebration low key because they “expected to advance” or because everything they do is seen as cocky and inappropriate?
no i’m not going to stop calling this crap out. DO. BETTER.
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i’m not saying the astros go all the way. i’m not saying that! but if they do, I want you to remember that *all* the other teams wanted to win the 2020 world series. none of y’all are saying it's weird and doesn’t count (right now).
~just remember~
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just realized i’m picking up food in a mets tank with my a’s bag while my husband is on the red sox restricted list and i’m tweeting about the astros? time to lie down
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why
are
we
talking
about
this
fucking
jersey
still
as if
it was ever
more
than
stupid
internet
troll
bullshit
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look, everyone dragging chapman for smiling during the walk off.
if you have never made this exact face as you watched your life crumble to pieces then we wouldn’t be friends
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alternately: the astros proved they were a world series team in 2019 without any schemes (disabled comments because I am TIRED of y'alls fairy tales) + are largely the same good team this year, despite losing some of their biggest pieces + swapping in rookies who are delivering.
Astros players are telling people behind scenes they’re focused, mad, and very into the idea of avenging themselves against what they consider haters. Like, say, the A’s, Yankees, Rays and Dodgers. Will be good theater. People who know these guys think they can run the table.
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now you all have to love and respect will harris forever, those are the rules
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look, assorted baseball twitter. I know we dislike jerks, but I just want to let you know that none of these nine men are one.
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I said I wanted brownies and collin said “you should make some” and I said “YOU SHOULD MAKE SOME” and then he got off the couch and is now making lots of noise and I was like “wth are you doing” and he’s MAKING BROWNIES yaaayyyy
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when collin got picked up by the astros off waivers in dec 2013, he was a “bad” baseball player going to the worst team in baseball. now I’m watching him pitch in his third postseason with this team and I’m like... people can talk a lot of shit but no one can predict the future.
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well,
@Collin_McHugh
is officially a tampa bay ray. i’m grateful and excited - things I have spent certain years *not being* because I took baseball for granted. the past 17 months have really challenged us and stripped a lot of ~ego~ and we’re returning in 2021 with optimism.
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yes he got claimed by the astros on my bday. did not even understand the gift I was getting.
12/18/2013: The
#Astros
claim Collin McHugh off waivers from Colorado. The RHP becomes a key piece of Houston's rotation during their rebuilding phase and championship run. The Astros also deal infielder Ryan Jackson to San Diego for prospect Jesús Guzmán.
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not gonna lie, don’t really get rays fans booing the astros when they’re down 9-0 in a home game but go off
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all my friends keep pushing braves content into my feed, and honestly. I'm so sorry. but I'm the spoiled astros baby lady and nothing you're retweeting means anything to me. home runs are all i know now. grand slams. double digit strike outs. no hitters. this is who we are.
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excellent point. this is an industry where you won’t know if you’re being traded until 10 minutes *after* your front office makes the deal. I would ask any other player to remember that there’s a wealth of information they are not trusted with, and you don’t know...until you do.
Hall of Famer John Smoltz with a warning to those who are harshly criticizing the
#Astros
in the wake of the sign stealing scandal.
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I had to reactivate to join in praising the lordt for that beautiful yordong
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I opened the app and for a second (before I processed) I was like - oh my god the astros have unlocked some illuminati sun-explosion hieroglyphics level winning shit
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collin took all the containers out of my car and lined them up to shame me, but shame on him he knew I was trash when he married me, I ain’t changed
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I had to be in a car to the airport no later than 4:45 for a 6:15 flight and the astros clinched at 4:44. here is my beautiful shot while leaving the tunnel.
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“we were wrong” are three really painful but powerful words and I’m proud of the astros for letting them exist in a single, complete sentence.
In a statement announcing the firing of Brandon Taubman, the Astros admitted their initial accounting of the incident in the clubhouse was incorrect — “We were wrong,” it says — and offered an apology to
@stephapstein
, the reporter who first wrote about it.
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I really love
@lindseyadler
and gerrit cole but I honestly feel so happy every time the yankees lose, i’m sorry my happiness is your pain, it be like that sometimes
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breaking news: the astros were “cheating” by playing with an array of broken body parts, apparently it’s the hot new thing
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w o w
I knew they *could* do it but I can’t believe they actually did that
the story! the hair! the chapman grimace smile! it’s october y’all
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whenever collin is mentioned and people reply “who?” i get so pissed. he’s been in the league for nine years. just because his name isn’t Taint Hogan or whatever the hell y’all remember trick please
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the blm patches are not properly ironed on and it’s making me very anxious. what if one flies off and j*mb*y calls it a buzzer. we can’t carry that energy into 2020 I won’t make it.
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hey twitter just wanna let you know, my son told my mom about how I went nuts last night and she is now watching the astros play again. you got plum power.
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thank you tom verducci for acknowledging that lance’s slider has been generationally passed down, it is an heirloom
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we’ve been here this october because baseball is a team sport. because the astros are our team. because saying goodbye to six years feels weird when the job isn’t done yet.
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as an affiliate of myself, collin kicked off a combined no hitter today and that’ll be the second asterisked accomplishment I can add to my WAG resume that doesn’t exist
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it seems so silly that something as small as a major league baseball contract is keeping me from my destiny to be friends with dusty baker
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big “play by the rules” guy
Hear Indians starter Mike Clevinger sat through a team meeting yesterday and defended Zach Plesac knowing he’d been out with Plesac, then flew back with the team. Now, the Indians discover Clevinger was out with Plesac and so they have appropriately quarantined Clevinger.
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one of many tragic developments from this scandal is that every 14 or 68 year old dude on twitter will make the same bang-or-buzz related punny comment and believe he did a joke, when he in fact did not
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at my first game back at mmp since 2019 game 7:
- caused a traffic delay at the congress st gate
- sweated profusely trying to be on time, narrowly succeeding
- put my stroller in the wrong place
- am not sitting in my designated section
- cannot do better
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would collin be a good fit for broadcasting if his "thing" was that he spoke into the microphone and then you heard me, off camera, interjecting what I considered to be pertinent information? is that a bit?
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so happy for these guys. wow. what a fucking accomplishment, and with so much negativity piled on. love this.
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honestly brought me more joy than i’ve felt in months, I screamed out loud in public
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no matter what the contract details are, i’m so happy for
@lmccullers43
and kara to be at home. so much love for you two and what you mean to houston. bringing you a 🍾 sometime soon
Right-hander Lance McCullers Jr. and the Houston Astros are in agreement on a five-year, $85 million contract extension, sources familiar with the deal tell ESPN.
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I think this year’s astros are my favorite astros, even more than the years I was involved, because everyone feels like they’re truly meant to be there. i’m watching altuve + bregman play with verlander + singleton. it’s like the third lord of the rings movie.
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i love this so much. good for george.
#Astros
home runs number 1,999 and 2,000 at MMP.
George Springer's day was definitely a
@budweiserusa
Legendary Moment.
#ForTheH
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dear astros twitter. you are all amazing. I like you a lot. I think you’re all the greatest. I have no control over collin’s baseball decisions! i’m sorry! I barely have control over mine!
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you’re wondering if I’m scrolling all tweets containing “tony kemp” by timestamp and compiling a list of people who don't deserve nice things, and you are correct
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it’s like no one can stop thinking and talking about the astros ever, not for a second. even if what comes out is word salad. it’s still astros salad.
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