Ted from the top rope!

what yall know bout Mockingbird Song

This what philly turned into last night

@jayaintgay11 She’d have to do some convincing first

JALEN HURTS TUDDY INCOMING

@ptrmi11arlover Good luck Peter. Hopefully the smoker doesn’t fuck you.

@Barrydathird @brownsuptopia Real.

Wife just found me a $3 peter millar at the thrift. I think this is true love.

Fuck you four loko!

@RSmokes69 Just say it anyway Ronnie. If she wants to leave, she’s not the one!

Uber driver just said the young students are good looking DAMN RIGHT

You get good mileage around here bud?

Deadass

Pissed the wife off, ivy league buddy back in town, and I can hear the booze calling my name. What more could a man need for an excuse to have himself a friday?

@thickums_mcgee Depends the day

@RealDickEnergy Dick, Some of these women might still be 17. #whocares No shame, Ted

@ptrmi11arlover Fuck it i’ll tail everyone!

Not sure if anything is more difficult in life than getting out of bed on a cold morning.

Ted is 1 follower away from 200. What should we do to celebrate our soon to be accomplishment?

@BBertshire59207 Buddy, you must not know what it’s like getting a $500 paycheck every week.