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Congratulations you are still in the running towards becoming
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ga berantem lo semua kl temenan sama ivan
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dulu lo semua blg "lulusan pt indo ga siap kerja", skrg disiapin kerja jg salah.. gue bukan pro nadiem makarim apa gmn sih b aja tp kalo gue jd menteri i'm pulling my hair off my head if this is the rakyat i'm serving
Nadiem dosanya gede sih selama ngejabat, bener-bener ngancurin ekosistem kampus buat nyiapin para orang-orang jadi budak korporat.
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ivan🏆🏆🥇🫡 math champion satu ini bakal ikut CoC season depan katanya guys
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@orpheeuz
hahaha kmrn liat menu (below) katanya "literal translation"-nya jadi mutual assistance. padahal kalau literal ya gotong = the act of carrying something on top of one's shoulder, royong = together
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@ngabrutisme
girl please don't think that you have to explain yourself ok keep doing what you're doing and don't mind these mean comments (that sometimes come in the form of unsolicited advice). these people are jobless they don't deserve your attention let alone explanation
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@orpheeuz
mungkin lebih tepatnya "loosely translated (as ...)" ya daripada "literally translated"
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@ilhamwanwin
terpuji banget ya ivan ini.
nggak kak itu kita main di 2 tempat. di tempat pertama minum doang nungguin yg lain nyusul, di tempat kedua baru semuanya dinner.
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Pada takut nikah kayak yakin aja ada yg mau nikah sm lo
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nadiem makarim baru jadi menteri 2019, the people in the video were no longer in school when he took office what are you on about
Nadiem Makarim is the one who bears with the greatest responsibility, for the shallow thinking and low critical capacity of youth in Indonesia. His educational policies are highly neolib n market-oriented 🤮🤮🤮
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Kamu divonis jatuh cinta tapi tidak bisa memiliki selama seumur hidup. Tok.
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romcom community we are so back
“that doesn’t mean you’re private it just means you’re not with anyone” is insane actually
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Bayangin org2 pada meninggal ga dapet akses ke layanan kesehatan trs pemerintah terharu
Mengharukan. Ada seorang kaya raya di Jatim meninggal ktk sdg menunggu antrean penanganan. Ada jg Profesor kedokteran senior menyerahkan kesempatan kpd yuniornya utk menggunakan satu2nya oksigen yg tersisa ketika keduanya sama2 terserang Covid. Sang profesor kemudian wafat.
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saving the world on top of being a lawyer? another day another unrealistic expectation for lawyers
She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, an Original series from Marvel Studios, starts streaming August 17 on
@DisneyPlus
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#SheHulk
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devastated bc our state budget for defense is huge to say the least and yet we can’t have better equipment for the personnels. stop buying pejabat TNI pajeros, they can use their old cars, go upgrade these things that actually matter and are of higher importance lah??
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sangat ga kpop. please consult a professional kpop specialist for your campaign
Tolong yaa, ini ada akun penyusup. Akun fanpage hanya
@aniesbubble
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Yg ini mohon jgn interaksi dan langsung report aja!!
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and now he's latching onto indonesian celebrities trying to gain (regain?) whatever amount of attention from locals... after misogyny and disloyalty and long list of reasons why he's now an outcast in korean entertainment industry
he’s so hilarious for acting like he didn’t choose to leave to become a twitch streamer… i have no sympathy for “them moving on hurts me ☹️” when you hurt them first by leaving them for TWITCH. not giving them your forever was a choice, now deal with the consequences
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this girl deserves longevity in the biz
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ya jangan mau lah apbn buat pertahanan tuh 137T, lebih gede dari Kemensos, Kemendikbud, bahkan Kemenkes (yeah, in the middle of a global pandemic)
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what the bem ui kid has to know is that there is no point in debating with this person he literally said it in his classes: one of the perks of being a professor is that u can never be wrong, even if your opinion clashes with the existing popular ones, it can become a new theory
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Hello just want to let people know that I do not own the picture, credit goes to the rightful owner. Have a nice day, disappointments
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sebagai taxpayer gue mending duitnya dipake buat gaji anak2 govtech mba daripada buat pengadaan vendor bikin app jelek, web jelek, rapat di hotel, outing, perjadin dll yg ga jelas manfaatnya buat rakyat yg mana
Kirain young upcoming tech tech superminds ini bisa bikin lapangan kerja buat jutaan manusya Wakanda gituu eh minta makan ama pemerenta juga. Pantes
@PNS_Ababil
kaga bole naek gaji, tar mereka ga kebagian 🤪
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jogja but my friends got to be in it otherwise it’s just another city
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I’m actually loving how my friends are casually posting their 17an twibbon pictures like guys omg we’re transitioning✊😎 turning into boomers, slow and steady🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩
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Makanya Mas Memet is exxxtra special karena Mas Memet doang yg gak gini
Kayaknya jadi pekerja bagian akademik/TU tuh syaratnya harus judes yeeee, kalo kata gue sih mereka pagi2 briefing ada sesi roleplay mulut pedas kepada mahasiswa gitu trus buat yang nggak jago jutek2an disuruh read doang aja mahasiswanya biar visi misi akademik ga fail
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Lucu bgt nih draft RUU udh belakangnya -FINAL trs jadi -PERSETUJUAN sampe terakhir jadi -KIRIM KE PRESIDEN💆🏻♀️ gue tunggu versi -FINAL BGT FIX INSYAALLAH NO REVISI
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that tata negara you wish to be enforced within your institution has not been able to bring any positive change to Indonesian education system. other than “updating” the names of national exams, what exactly has the ministry done in the recent years?
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Jumping on the bandwagon let’s gooo 🪐review temen🪐 like this tweet to get a review from me
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and why would an indonesian major in jewish studies?
caleg yang sama juga ngomong bahwa dia mau nyaleg biar bisa blusukan biar paham sama kehidupan orang
people’s lives are not your personal vanity project. The grassrots are not your campaign prop.
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Yang gagal negara tapi yang disuruh beresin veronica koman
Kalo lo emang hero buat orang Papua ya lo usahain supaya mereka mau divaksin
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The year is 2021 and Jefri Nichol interacted with Mas Rangga
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Bayangin temen seangkatan lo ada yg belom lulus tapi jeardyn udah jadi guru besar
Guru Besar UGM Ajak Publik Teriak Bersama Tolak Omnibus Law
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Back when I had to stay at a certain village in West Java for community service, my team had to be aware of Persib’s schedule as the whole village would stop whatever it is they’re doing to watch the match; stores, restaurants, all stop operating when it’s Persib’s match.
Indonesian soccer usually makes a headline in foreign media outlets only when there is violence and casualties. Little did they know about the beauty of this culture.
The story about massive number of Bobotoh selling their belongings to go on an away tour is one of a kind.
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benerrr jink banyak bgt penggunaan kata-kata yang salah kaprah, bahkan kesalahannya tuh "menghasilkan" "istilah baru" yang 100% salah??? td gue baca subtitle tiktok "semerta-merta" BRO the word is "serta-merta" we are so doomed everybody's undergoing brain rot right now
literasi membaca indonesia sudah salah dimulai sejak nyebut fanfic jadi au
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Frustrating how our health ministry is incompetent in handling the outbreak that other governmental agencies (who has nothing to do with health) think they have to meddle and do something so that the people won’t panic. Do your job right so people won’t have to panic
@KemenkesRI
BREAKING NEWS: Tito Karnavian: Sekali lagi masyarakat tidak perlu panik, corona virus disease itu bukan penyakit yang mematikan. Ini bisa diatasi dengan memperkuat daya tahan tubuh diantaranya olahraga, makan makanan sehat, dan mencuci tangan.
#tvOneNews
#BreakingNews
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fr she’s amazing and all but y’all can stop with the “dari maudy ayunda kita belajar” or how her husband has ??? “god-tier ((((spek))))”
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Hah? Lebih berguna bayar listrik gas bulanan tbh
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me as his lawyer: your honor, did they like the wine though 🙄
Pada tahun 2013, Rudy Kurniawan diadili di New York, dan kasusnya menjadi perhatian internasional. Selama persidangan, terungkap bahwa Rudy telah memalsukan ribuan botol wine yang bernilai jutaan dolar. Banyak kolektor dan investor merasa tertipu oleh aksi Rudy, termasuk Bill
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Bro bangun bro english lo jelek minta ppsmb pake bahasa inggris
ugm_fess isn't it weird that i went to international program, but the campus orientation (that is mandatory) are still using Indonesian language.
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so true!!!!!! + being friends with them brings me a sense of comfort in knowing that life will still be fun 10 years from now and you'll turn out okay (with more money, hopefully). you will still have things to worry about here and there but mostly you will be okay
having friends in their 30’s when you’re in your 20’s is so wild. They’ve lived so many lives and will just casually drop a tidbit about themselves that changes my whole worldview. What do you mean we’ve been friends 4 years and you never told me you went to med school.
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so glad i graduated before AI bc my bitter ass would have been so pissed if i knew my classmates were pursuing the same degree as i was while cheating BIG time
Masih nggak nyangka kita ada di masa orang bisa nanya, “emang yakin situ ngerjain skripsinya 100% sendiri???”
YAIYALAH. Normalnya kan gitu 😭
Logika bisa kebolak-balik gini dah.
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Bu Tekluk tuh udh Midnight Diner bgt sih konsepnya di mana lg coba lo antre jam 11 malem baru bisa makan paling cepet setengah 1
Entah di suatu tempat, pasti ada produser asal Indonesia sedang berdiskusi untuk mengadaptasi Midnight Diner setelah Jepang, Korsel, Tiongkok & Hong Kong.
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Krystal Jung looks like this and some people have the audacity to call her ugly
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9 out of 10 lawyers died reading this
Work! FYI temen aku ini emang pejuang work life balance banget. Kalau liat hidupnya dia, rasanya enak banget 🥲🥲🥲
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she was not mad they are selling fantasy she was mad bc they debuted with a song that could get them mistaken for nj omg
these girls are bringing the concept of fantasy to kpop, I haven't been this excited about a group's concepts since Aespa debuted, now we all understand why Min Heejin was so mad with these girls' debut
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So this just confirms that the mask should stay on at all times. This means eating out is not an option. Taking your mask off when you’re alone in your cubicle at the office is also not an option.
A person sitting under an airconditioner infected 27 others with coronavirus at a Starbucks cafe in South Korea, but none of employees, who were wearing masks, got the virus
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i do a lot of translation work and i can confirm indonesian sure lacks conciseness and we definitely do not have rich vocabularies. that's why when we translate english text to indo (and vice versa), the indonesian text always (a l w a y s) ends up being longer🤷🏻♀️
Knp sih denial bgt😅
B. Indo itu baru pny 127rb kosakata, B. Inggris 1jt lebih. Ini brarti scr probabilitas, dgn asumsi distribusi normal, setiap 10 kata B. Inggris, cuma 1 kata yg ada padanannya di B. Indo.
Ini harusnya justru jd input buat percepatan penambahan kata di KBBI.
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some people are poorly written emails!
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IUP Jalan Sosio Humaniora (looking at you too, fisipol) am I right or am I right
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Satu fh tau Prof. Ed sombongnya kayak apa tapi kalo Prof. Maria yg ngajar, tbh Prof. Ed cuma juru tulis + tukang hapus papan
Prof. Maria Sumardjono adalah panutan intelektual dan fashionku yang terbaru 💅
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Celebrated turning 24 with some of my favorite people🌦🍀
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First of all???? 13.5 years u a partner or sumthin??!
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Untung ga bisa dibilang satu almamater🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 (she got expelled)
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Rich kids stop giving motivational speech on hard work grind hustle dreams and work ethics challenge
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hi kak, aku mau recommend
@sisikosong
. batak kristen juga, boru siagian. gereja lumayan fleksibel, seringnya sih di lebak bulus ato di jaktim, tp HKBP Menteng ato JPCC Kokas juga bisa. S1 Hukum, pinter deh anak AFS gt ke Belgia. menyenangkan juga temennya banyak. minat DM🙏🏻
Guys. Teman gue lagi nyari bini (insha allah 2tahun lagi nikah). Batak. Kristen HKBP. S1. Kerjaan stabil banget. Usia 30tahun. Anaknya baik banget. Dom: Jakarta.
Nyari cewek yang kalau bisa Batak dan minimal S1.
Ada yang tertarik ga? Pwisss jangan ragu buat reply tweet ini❤️
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oh kl pinter (gifted) matematika tuh emg selalu ketiduran di kelas ya
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Nara kevin wanna be friends?
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Idk who needs to hear this but today’s sky was the color of some fandom
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Wait that’s Syed Saddiq
Melewatkan debat pilpres untuk ikut nongkrong2 penuh faedah
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it’s not exclusively hijabi I went to pim last week and everyone legit dressed the same (wide leg pants and tank tops with weird straps/necklines)
imo, citayem fashion is so refreshing after seeing countless identical ig hijabi fashion yang dari outfit, make up, sampe bentuk alis pun mirip semua
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Ya ancam balik lah ini pemerintah ga ada harganya samsek di depan businessmen
CEO Dorna Sport, Carmelo Ezpeleta mengancam akan membatalkan seri balapan MotoGP jika pembalap diwajibkan karantina dahulu.
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"when she acts like that I better not be the one acting all strange." taylor swift i'm so happy for you
Travis Kelce on dating Taylor Swift:
“Obviously I've never dated anyone with that kind of aura about them... I've never dealt with it. But at the same time, I'm not running away from any of it... The scrutiny she gets, how much she has a magnifying glass on her, every single
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Wishing all rich kids a very shut the fuck up (you are not as inspiring as you think you are🤍)
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padahal gue udh yakin bgt ini pasti bumn tp malah law firm😭🙏
Oh ya laki gua kerja sebagai Lawyer di sebuah law firm di Jakarta. Suami udah bilang kalau resign pun dia akan buka law firm sendiri dan ga ikut org lagi.
Kami masih menimbang sih krn perlu modal jg kan. Tapi kl emg jadi lo semua kl bermasalah bsk hire laki gw aja ya😭😂
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Not to be that bitch (I understand why many people believe that skinny shaming is not real) but I’m so sick of people telling me to eat just because I’m skinny ugh it’s not like you’re paying for my meals!
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Fuck.. learned this during kkn android users lead more peaceful lives ig
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wakaka ya aneh jg sih kl netizen ga menyadari ini?! she's a grown woman it's ok if she wants to fight people in public and be the nikita mirzani of south korea
kalian yang ngata2in cowonya sadar gak sih han sohee tuh gak disuruh cowonya ngelakuin ini? kalo emang bener ya berarti emg pure sifatnya jelek anjir mau siapapun cowonya😭
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and the thing about gen z trends THERE ARE SO MANY LAYERS TO THEM like you have to understand the underlying context (a reference of a reference of a reference)
@itsjamiecho
My theory is that you can’t systemize Gen Z marketing because Gen z makes organic , personal , user generated content hence you can only copy the same meme , viral video 1-2 until it becomes cringe or the internet already moved on away from it
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If you can’t stop your child from screaming on top of his lungs during the mass pls take him somewhere else and calm him down and tell him public can’t accept that attitude, I understand a child is a child but being an ignorant parent is another thing
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ga usah dibanding-bandingin ga ada gunanya
Sama-sama menjabat 10 tahun, SBY telak mengungguli Mulyono dalam segala hal. Termasuk untuk soal memilih mantu. 👍🏼
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when i got to the kitchen fight scene i heaved a sigh of relief thanking heavens i'm not oka antara bc how tf do you live with yourself after that
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if only you did not pull that politik identitas card back then
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?? This generation scared af of not being able to secure a decent job
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told sisi I’m bored and sad bc I’m sick (hence I’m bored bc I can’t really do anything outside my bedroom and can’t see anyone too my extroverted soul is dying) and she sent me this
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yoo nabi is rich rich: concluded from the facts that she (i) goes to art school; (ii) (unlike most students) does not live in a box; (iii) hair dryer-nya dyson (ini sih parameter paling nyatanya)
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“Enakan temenan sama cowok, ga drama” literally all wars to ever been recorded in world history were started by men
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kenapa ga telfon duluan kayak bapak gue
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