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@iam_bussie
Khal Bussie
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What easily irritates you?
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Let’s be honest here
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When she follows you and likes 3 of your tweets
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Can you slow down? Mans still on iPhone 6
@MahogaanyRenee
𝐦𝐚𝐦à𝐬 🦂
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iPhone 11 XI🤧
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Checked my online bank and no one has sent me £1000000
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Finding out you weren’t born into a family of millionaires again
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This is still the funniest moment🤣🤣
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Me: Morning M- Mum: WHY IS THE HOUSE ALWAYS MESSY? I HAVE CHILDREN WHO DON’T DO ANYTHING IN THE HOUSE!
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Why is this place so evil😭
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Bring this BKchat back. This is what i want
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Deleting all screenshots of notes and works after your last exam
@babybear___
baby.
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Am I the only one who misses English Literature? Analysing poems especially I miss the most
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Transitioning to this pen just felt like royalty back in year 6
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I hate that first line so so much
@flyanaboss
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So we went to the happiest place on earth and couldn’t help ourselves 😂💜
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There really shouldn’t be a debate on the best female rapper...she’s so clear
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That’s alright man keep it moving
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Me leaving that last exam knowing summer has really started
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Sophie: “am I getting a cup of coffee this morning?” Connor: #LoveIsland
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Police: Where were you when Madeleine disappeared Kate and Jerry McCann:
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The friendship after a failed talking stage >>
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How my private story watch my stories when I ask them a question
@Sippin_Lemonade
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Bombaclaat
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Sigh all that work-rate yet 0% conversion rate
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“Funny tweets” I think my twitter is broken
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“A levels will be a lot easier than GCSEs, you’re only doing 3/4 subjects. What’s all the stress about?”
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Someone said he looks like Doris from Timothy goes to school
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This is how we’re watching Love Island this year
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81 bookmarks I’m crying. They’re waiting for the inflation rate to go down and strike when it’s time. Serious tactical play
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@jodiepetite
Jodie
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snap: jodie-petite 🧚🏾‍♀️
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Rowan Atkinson was the GOAT of our childhood
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“You got a lighter?” Me with my pink healthy lungs:
@yao_frndez
SOLO 🌑🥀
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Bomboclaat
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Teachers on results day after looking through your results knowing you’re fucked
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Guys look at what I digged up?
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I still think think about this a lot
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How mandem pose after going gym once:   🤠  _ノ ヽ ノ\ __ / `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ (  (三ヽ人  /   | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ ヽ___>、___/    |( 王 ノ〈    /ミ`ー―彡\
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Seeing the same people that mocked him saying “he’s spitting facts” “he ain’t lie” loool
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Can come in through the smallest of gaps but refuse to leave through a wide open widow?
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I have the ability to turn into a vagina. My boys will be eating good today
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“Due to your citizenship status, unfortunately you have not been drafted to the upcoming WW3.”
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Guess who fumbled the bag🤷🏾‍♂️
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Deadting: I think I have feelings for you Deadting: when are we linking? Me:
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Hmmm
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I personally think if you studied History, you should get drafted first. Is this not what you studied? Oya go put it into practice
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@iamdannyoh That’s the combo Sakura used against sasori 🤝
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👀
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This is killing me🤣🤣🤣
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@iamdannyoh Naruto’s against Momoshiki🤝
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Me during serious situations I shouldn’t be laughing at
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I also don’t like how catchy that line is either
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@iamdannyoh Kakashi’s against obito 🤝
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When you remember you’ve got assignments to do and you tell yourself to do it tomorrow but tomorrow is the deadline
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I wanna do fraud legally
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Maths jokes are so funny
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Me secretly adding seasonings to my white flat mates cooking and watch them eat it
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You wouldn’t get it
@saucyyson
SAUCY.S
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I just don’t think I’ll ever understand sport genre anime’s , the goal is just there why is it taking you 5mins & a flashback to kick the ball in the goal????
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Me when my friends ask me to go out this summer
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I decided to shoot my shot and now I’m a screenshot on the tl
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When you applied for a job you clearly were not qualified for and they reject your application
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If you call this action “waterfalling” I want you to block me
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When you see the love of your life on the public transport and you’re trying to take in all the beauty knowing you’re not seeing her again
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Please I was born in 2001 and I remember this.
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The game was trash anyway. Time to delete
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I love you
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luv these locs
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When 2 schools meet each other on a school trip
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When the love of your life replies with “fair enough” but you don’t want the convo to end
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Lani the news reporter with that transition. I’m crying man
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“I don’t know why I have this feeling..why’d you make me do this...I didn’t wanna fall in love...but now it’s too late”
@CarlZha
Carl Zha
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Meanwhile in China...
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When you’re eating her out and you taste your boy that goes Coventry uni
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On God if I hear “don’t worry A level results don’t define you” I will murder you
@Usman_F2000
Usman
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Sco Pa Tu Manaa?
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The anger I feel when my music slowly fades away and to see an incoming call
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@ceo_chukz That line has been stuck in my head for a day now and I’m so annoyed by that
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Coming back from a regular shitty day hoping twitter would do its regular and make me happy
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Your boy is going uni🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 We thank God❤️❤️
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#UkTwitterMomentsOfTheDecade English culture 🤝
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Oso needs to relax
@TazerBlack
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Even the dogs dem held two two whine at Carnival 😂
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Mandem chasing girls in carni this summer
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Twitter boy and twitter girl of the year? Don’t make me sick on the last Sunday I beg😭😭
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“Wife me first”🙈
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I might be the only one but I hate it when people talk about their parents like that
@K2likethat
K2 HNDRXXXXXXXX 🇳🇬
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Ahhh bro is really going through it 😭🤣
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Visual representation on how my blocked nose gets passed between my nostrils
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When you’re discussing answers after the exam and you’re got the same answers as everyone else
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The baby’s crying already? Lol that baby’s gonna hate it here
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When I tweet something funny vs when I retweet
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Attack on Titan S4 in 2020???
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If i tweet “Naruto is the worst anime” pls I’m about to die. Call the police, swat and the army quickly
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Sin x and cos x
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Just found out sex is when the male’s genital enters and exits the female’s constantly in a fast/ slow motion
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Yo the mandem were actually trash in this game😂
@L_Khz695
LKhz 🤍
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Bomboclaat
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“Don’t worry. You tried your best. Grades on paper don’t define you”
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Me giving relationship advice even though I don’t follow it myself
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Anime opening thread: We should start of with the obvious one💁🏾‍♂️
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Losing followers on Instagram doesn’t phase me however losing followers on twitter gets me mad
Sco pa tu manaa
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Season 5/6 Ashley will never be forgotten. She was the sexiest female I’ve ever seen
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I go on that app and suddenly a friend joins then you see 6+ strangers in the party. This all happens in a space of a minute
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How I look at myself in the mirror
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Wasn’t this guy grieving for Kobe? How can you turn it into a meme😭
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@Am_ldn I got my training
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If your bodycount isn’t -1 then you’re a whore
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