anushka
@anushkaa_tanwar
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In the pursuit of truth, fairness and a great cup of chai☕. Retweets ≠ endorsements
India
Joined January 2019
My boyfriend (now ex) made my resume in college's first sem for some internship I wanted to apply for as I was busy with exams. As a joke, he mentioned my hobbies as eating momos and sleeping. I didn't even open the CV and sent it to the organization as the deadline was.
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Govinda was cleaning his revolver at 4.30 a.m.??? that too loaded?? 🥴.
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My brother is in his first relationship and has changed so much; I love it. He had 13 followers (including my 2 accounts) before this girl. He didn't talk to anyone, didn't express himself, didn't post pictures or stories; all his streak snaps were black.
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Like a normal person I was scrolling through Instagram comment section and look what I found.
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On today's episode of life, I calculated the cost of Nescafe Classic, and here is the math:.A 4g pouch costs Rs. 10, which means 1 gram is worth 2.5 rupees. But I bought a 90gram bottle and it cost me Rs. 350, which should have cost Rs. 225. So, did I pay 125 for a glass bottle?.
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approaching. Once my exams were over I opened the file and saw this and asked him about it. Obviously, I got rejected and was mad at him for some time. we later laughed about it because the hobbies were so accurate. I still feel embarrassed .
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I love how smitten he is by her and how he is changing as a person. I hope his heart doesn't break. Men exploring emotion and intimacy is definitely my favorite genre.
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Mom told me she will start finding a boy in a year or two because it will take 3-4 years to find one. She said if there is anyone I have in mind, to let her know. I will start finding a boy from tomorrow onwards as I need to date a guy for at least a year before any.
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Now, I very randomly see this girl's pictures on Insta and Snapchat. He wears her scrunchie on his wrist, even when he is irritated by it. He has even changed his reading list from motivational and self-help books to CoHo for her.
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Matched with a guy who works at netflix and avoided the netflix part and guess what?.In the 4th sentence at 9.30 am where he could have said going for a few meetings. He said going for a few meetings at netflix. Bhai yeh itna bada red flag lagra hai na.
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The guy I’m talking to teaches me so much about law every day like how PF is filed, how arbitration orders are challenged, even how to view challans on portals. But honestly, how much more should I let him explain before reminding him I went to law school too?.
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According to research (reels) men think about being batman at least once a day. Guys please confirm.
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One of my ex-college friends told everyone she got placed at Amazon, but guess what? I received her internship application today.
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This diwali i recycled my 12th farewell saree and converted it into a suit.(nahi hai mere pass nayi media) ❤
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Photo editors of twitter iss photo mai ankho ka kuch ho sakta hai?
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As a non vegetarian consumer i have a doubt if I order non veg and get veg food will i get compensation?.
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Koi thing to do and cafes to try in Goa ki recommendation dedo sahi sahi.daaru casino beach ho gaya kafi.
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16-year-old Anushka moved to Mumbai without a second thought, but 22-year-old Anushka is questioning her life because she needs to travel 45 minutes to work. Adulting much?
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sort of ceremony or introduction to the parents. I didn't say no, but this statement in itself was a no. Somehow, it hit me today that all my friends are in happy relationships and know they will get married in a year or two, but here I am, not thinking about all this.
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Saw a girl sitting on her boyfriend's lap in the metro. Day ruined but finally saw all this with my own eyes.
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My version of guns and gulaabs. (Although i think i am gulaab only)
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Told a company's HR, I applied for the position when it was last open 5 months back. To which she asked, "Why do you want to switch so soon?" I asked her, "Why do you keep posting or hiring for the same position again and again?" So she scheduled an interview. 😂.
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My brother said aap na punjabi movie ki actress lagri ho my mission is accomplished. 🌹
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Kya apko difference dikh raha hai?
i changed my hair a bit.
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Also, lately, I have realized all my friends are in their late 20s and early 30s. They are settled and i can't relate to their problems. Bhai, budhapa aa hi gaya hai kya?.
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Ab Maan lo guys
Pakistani suit mai office ayi thi suit is so loose I look like jaadu.
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I pointed out a small mistake to my colleague before any senior could notice it. I told him very politely,"Bro, I was reading this, and this isn't spelled right." He took the feedback nicely but then started bad-mouthing me behind my back, thinking I would never find out.Cutie 🙄.
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Turning 23 in less than a month, and planning to gift myself something. Suggestions are welcomed. A few things I thought about are:.- Nokia 2660, as I really wanna separate my SIM cards, and that's the only cutie I can afford. - A watch, but I have a lot of watches.
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Chobran de kalje machaundi vaar vaar.Mundeyan da vairi tikha nakk hathyaar
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Isse boring or basic kya hoga?
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Went to the rose garden and noticed a single type of flower is sown in a rosebed. But in Gemini, it has many kinds of roses, and I think that's an accurate description of my zodiac.
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I was shopping at Vishal with my sister when I noticed a guy staring at me a few times, but chose to ignore him. After paying the bill, we went home. When I reached home, my mom's phone rang and it was that guy from Vishal. Luckily, I picked up the call(1/n).
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Thrifted this leather skorts yesterday for 399 and i loveeeee it. ❤
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Aisa lag raha hai aaj sher picnic pe gaya hai office ki jagah🤭
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Tumhara Bhai (me) fir se employed ho gaya hai jaldi se first day ke liye all the best bolo.🫠.
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My 2AM and 2PM personality coexisting in my spotify wrapped.
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Mujhe gaana nahi mila mere wala so ab aap log hi gaana suggest Karo
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A legal startup approached me on LinkedIn to make eight videos, each 30 minutes long, on pro bono basis for a course they will sell. Why are we still exploiting people in this industry?.
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls wear shoes with every piece of clothing.
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Time to vasool your shaadi fits 👍🏻 . QT the most stunning wedding looks you slayed this season and win ethnic wear voucher worth ₹10K from brands like Soch, Reliance Trends, Lifestyle & Aurelia 👈🔥 . #ShaadiSeason #EthnicWear #magicpin
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s*x is a very intimate act please stop talking about it on my tl and keep it intimate.
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I am not in my 30's this was on a very light note pls waise hi lelo. 😭.
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my dad is leaving tomorrow for 6 months and I was helping him pack and we had an argument. I never thought that we will argue over this. We argued about. .
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Urge thi bas media post karne ki 😌
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Ek din mai " my outfits for my 9-6" ki reel daalungi tum sab wow bol kar viral kar dena taki mujhe fir na jaana padhe. Thanks
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What if Hardik and Natasa are not getting a divorce? Maybe it's just a rumour?.
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stopped my car in front of this embassy for maximum 2 minutes and the guards felt so threatened. bro started screaming. guess the embassy?.hint:👩🦰.
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@gharkakabutar Hey are you okay now? If u are ever stuck in such a situation and need someone pls reach out and give details. I might not live in Pune but I can definitely pretend on a call that I live there. Stay safe :).
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@dhruvtripathi97 Ok his first pic is with anil kapoor.His bio is his netflix projects.And then he mentioned this. So yeah this flex means uski puri personality yehi hai ki he works at flix.
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I am used to giving my mom's number everywhere it's sort of a reflex action now. After getting this information, I blocked him. I was reading about GDPR/DPDP and thought of sharing this. Bye. Maybe this is your sign to give wrong numbers at the billing counter. (N/N).
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Mujhe yeh itna acha nahi lag raha 👉👈
I am planning to color my hair without bleach just a slight color change. Any color suggestions?.
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Mard ko dard nahi hota toh mard waxing kyun nahi karwata?.
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Hi i am looking to make a gang full wasseypur types to get back saari pushteni zameen.
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a senior of mine who pursued LLB and LLM with zero experience/internships is asking me how to draft an affidavit for transferor and transferee. what are its ingredients?.also how to make case briefs. and he was hired/getting paid for this. mujhe mera future ab theek sa dikhra ha.
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