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Eurotrash but in a chateau
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@antwou
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Amazing but can the media stop following her around this time
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4 years
My boyfriend got a four foot framed poster of the chromatica oreos
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@antwou
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4 years
Don’t ask why people are qualified to get vaccinated
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@antwou
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3 years
New York or nowhere
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@antwou
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3 years
This is going to floor a lot of you
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@antwou
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4 years
Meteorologist: 18 inches Me:
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@antwou
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3 years
In my brokeback bushwick era
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@antwou
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4 years
Thinking about air fryer recipes
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@antwou
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4 years
Just saw my friend getting head on close friends happy V day
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@antwou
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3 years
Just a boy and his city
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@antwou
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3 years
Kinda looks like fire island
I’m at a little gathering. Here are 250 chickens cooking over charcoal.
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@antwou
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3 years
Hi humidity
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@antwou
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2 years
Whole clique snapped
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@antwou
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3 years
Beard twitter how am I doing
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@antwou
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4 years
If your name starts with J you have a heavy d*ck
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@antwou
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4 years
If I follow you, you’re gay
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@antwou
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4 years
Made it home in time to read on the roof
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@antwou
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3 years
Got a haircut, feeling gay
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@antwou
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3 years
New song Feat. Nicki Minaj
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@antwou
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4 years
Everyone can stop sending me this
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@antwou
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4 years
Wait I wanna do a boyfriend reveal
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@antwou
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4 years
Currently defrosting please don’t disturb
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@antwou
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4 years
The laser safety glasses stay ON during experiments
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@antwou
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4 years
Ask yourself how many times you’ve sent the same dick pic before you get mad about dua’s album
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@antwou
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4 years
Posting so I get to 15 million before @weekend3warrior
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@antwou
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3 years
New York City baby!!!
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@antwou
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4 years
No vibes just thoughts
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@antwou
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3 years
No one died at jojo siwa’s pride party
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@antwou
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4 years
Speaker of the haus
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@antwou
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3 years
Don’t worry the hurricane won’t find me at the Times Square Olive Garden
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@antwou
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3 years
I’m straight but that’s amazing
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@antwou
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3 years
When I take my brain worms to the library they turn into book worms
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@antwou
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4 years
Hat hair
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@antwou
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3 years
Don’t invite me to your wedding because I will not wear a tie
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@antwou
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3 years
Business in the front party in the back ;)
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@antwou
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4 years
Why should you have a resolution...when you can BE someone’s resolution
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@antwou
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4 years
Sure, online you’re popular, but how is that working out for you in real life?
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@antwou
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4 years
Happy hump day babes
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@antwou
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3 years
Quitting grad school to babysit for Rihanna
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@antwou
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4 years
Where’s my leash
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@antwou
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4 years
Ok I just saw a guy taking a full shit in a subway station and his mask was still over his nose
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@antwou
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3 years
Will be wearing these with my bf in Tuscany this weekend
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How much money do you think could I make if I manufactured the Gay & Away baseball hats from Under The Tuscan Sun
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@antwou
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3 years
Everyone put on a hoodie right now
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Putting on a harness doesn’t make you interesting 😕
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@antwou
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3 years
First he was at the Williamsburg equinox then he posts this
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@antwou
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3 years
Who TF did y’all think I was talking about????
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4 years
I need an onlyfans to cover the cost of the onlyfans I subscribe to Jesus
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@antwou
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3 years
We used to be a country. A real country.
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@antwou
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4 years
Can you imagine brokering your exit from the closet into a netflix deal
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@antwou
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4 years
Would absolutely smash male Anne Hathaway
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My video on My voice on zoom zoom
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When people mistake me for this legend
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4 years
Naur it’s true
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forgoing all Pride activities this weekend so I have time to rob all my oomfs who posted their full party schedules
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3 years
Put me in your rotation
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@antwou
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4 years
Bundle up girls
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3 years
12 person dinner tonight
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I’m gonna put my WHOLE pussy into this summer I will see you bitches on the other side
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Follow me to the beach
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I hope everyone worrying about a cruise ship or kissing your friends had a productive day changing the world
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Iceland :)
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@wackkay Why would I chose spreadsheets over being present ❤️
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@antwou
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3 years
this bitch was surged up, 7 years on mones, waist on fuck blue lives. if i was giving non binary telfar baddie like her i wouldn't know how to act.
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“Revulsion and attraction exist side by side”—Hannah Levy
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The brain worms are in sync today
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Only the gays will understand
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Definitely NOT posting my pride schedule......if you see me this weekend no you didn’t
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Not having kids just having dutch babies
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Quick deli run captured by @cullullen
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Retrofitting my sneaker game for a certain 80s themed birthday this weekend
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@antwou
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Since I’m on BARB TOK today
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I do be on my camp director shit
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The bareback contessa
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but change your venmo transactions to private
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Can the gay intern working on the house of gucci set stop posting pictures of everything before I don’t even need to see the movie anymore
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Everyone get vaccinated and let’s all hang out
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Trust me, it’s for science
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3 years
Nothing makes me smile like riding the subway on a Friday night and seeing New Yorkers carrying alcohol to the pre or dressed up for a date, laughing with friends, taking a cute selfie...everyone getting ready to find joy.
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Boss saw my outfit and said “it must be summer” I said “yes sir!”
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Can we as a community move on from calling it “pole”
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Need them on season 3
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@antwou
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4 years
Me topping:
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Yeah you like that gorge?
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Went to thirst follow someone from Instagram on twitter and they already had me blocked 😌
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Paul revere but keeping an eye out for selener
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Mentally here for the rest of July @SamBanksss
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@antwou
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4 years
My parents and their friends have dogs from the same litter so they threw them a group birthday party :’)
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If Beyoncé and Lady Gaga weren’t forced into a two song deal by their record labels I would be unhappily married to a woman serving in the marines
@PopCrave
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13 years ago today, @LadyGaga & @Beyonce released the “Telephone” music video. The video shook pop culture and went on to receive three VMA nominations, winning for ‘Best Collaboration.’ It was featured on numerous decade-end lists and has amassed 520 million YouTube views.
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What the subway turnstile sees when I jump over that mf
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Keep dreaming
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Wait until y’all hear about what else the FDA doesn’t recommend
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Club fit
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