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@anthraxdad
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Is your pussy indica or sativa
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Forgot candy
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I can save the world give me 3 adderall and a kitchen knife
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Asking my dealer if it’s girl weed or boy weed
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Unemployed women are my weakness
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Taking acid with someone you don’t know is kind of like being in Saw
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@anthraxdad
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6 months
This lap dance could use a fart or two
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2 years
If I were a girl I’d immediately take a bong rip with my vagina
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Tell the chef I said yummers
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@anthraxdad
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9 months
DJ got us falling in poop again
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2 months
You need a spanking bro
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@anthraxdad
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23 days
Wife says I don’t have to wear my helmet to Applebees tonight
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2 years
It would be so funny if someone qt this and said hybrid bruh😂😂
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2 years
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2 months
If I gave Joe Biden a sour skittle he would probably die
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Look in your drafts. That’s the real you.
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@anthraxdad
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7 months
Poop poop pooping on heavens door
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@anthraxdad
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4 months
Throw it back for a real cracker.
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@anthraxdad
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2 years
@CO_mcbucknasty Tell them you own 2 pillows
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@anthraxdad
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3 months
I want to dap up SpongeBob for my birthday
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2 years
@SerStonehart @AngryPossum69 More bang for my buck
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2 months
Showing my ID at McDonald’s
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2 years
Omg hi we were just talking shit about you
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2 years
Adderall is like meth for girls
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2 years
Can’t tell if it’s gunshots or fireworks
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1 year
Dude it’s my dream to play outside with you
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@AngryPossum69 Shoots you
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2 years
Getting kicked out of group chats
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1 year
Barnes & Noble should fuck
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2 years
My psychiatrist writes so much because I have many cool and interesting ideas
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3 months
Using poop as legos
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1 month
Me and my bro
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Asking McDonald’s to change my toy
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1 month
You came to the wrong produce section bruh
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2 years
Feeding my grandma a McRib through her tube
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@anthraxdad
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2 years
*hides in your house for 3 days then gets stuck and dies*
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Entering divorce court in an iron lung
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Doctor said no karate chops for a week
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2 years
Filming my cum videos like the Blair witch project
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Fuck McDonald’s just kidding
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2 years
Would u go in a airplane if they were real
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2 years
My reply girls
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HR is concerned about my goth jeans
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Acting goth off kush
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2 years
I am so against women’s suffrage I hate when women suffer
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So what we eat poop so what we drink pee
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Asking my wife if I can be goth at Applebees tonight
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3 months
I’m worried about your swag cracker
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2 years
Would u talk to a bug if it was sad
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2 years
All my ex did was eat bagels and freak the fuck out
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My brother hasn’t texted me in a year
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That one time I got really fucking high and made hot dog sushi
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We’re looking at the same moon bro
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What if JFKs head just did that
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2 years
Marvin’s Room is my wwe walkout song
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2 years
Wyd after smoking this
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@anthraxdad
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1 year
I'm gonna fuck you in the ass
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let me show you a fraction of an inch lol
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2 years
How do I make this wedding about me
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Using McDonald’s wifi to buy stocks
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Just dap me and keep walking cracker
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Roe and Wade should fuck
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Why girl
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Do not remove card bruh
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Killing myself with a bong
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I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
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Saying what’s the damage after buying one McDouble
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I’ve been selling poop since like the 5th grade
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My nana saw you puff tree you have to leave bruh
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Bro did you drink my electrolyte beverage
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I am not spiraling I am going full circle
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