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Stop spending unnecessarily on women. Most of them easily forget kindness.
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Abeg who get this photo?๐....the person don dey see shege from birth.
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@BNXN
@rugerofficial
"Obi will win Asiwaju"
Na that line sweet me.
Nothing concern me with una kwanta.
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You told me I didn't lie.
You're a I'm
Mechanic.๐ญ Emeka Nick.
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*When short people see someone shorter than them.*
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Ronaldo don chop bench pass termites this season.๐
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It's been 3months since the release of "Bandana" Video and FireBoy, Asake and TG OMORI hasn't told us how they coordinated those goats.
Goat wey I know?๐
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In Nigeria, stew on top rice is for children, stew beside the rice is for uncles, then stew in another plate is for fathers.
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I had a crush on this lady back then in secondary school. I would submit my notebook on top of her own.
Even though we couldn't cuddle Physically, at least we cuddled educationally.๐
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When you convert your towel of 5 years to a shoe rag.
The towel:
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No matter how stubborn i am, I will never disobey this order - "Send your account number."
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If ur kids gets the same attitude as yours, are you safe or finished?
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When everyone thinks you're wrong and a google search proves you right.
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How your friends look at you when your crush walks in:
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Only Nigeria, we get Burna boy, Fireboy and Lyta.
Wetin remain na Petrol make everywhere catch fire.๐๐คฒ
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When I inbox you, just reply. Don't check my profile, I've already checked yours. You are my type, don't waste my time.๐ค
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If your parents were allowed to have three kids, will you have existed?
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What's the first TV channel that comes to your mind when you hold a remote?
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Continue overthinking about the wrong things. You go soon mad.
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I no dey see "My view, his view" for Twitter again. Abi nobody lo-view?๐
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"Since Football is not my call, I should try Step Dance" โ Cristiano Ronaldo ๐ญ
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"you're not my type"...did I come to donate blood?๐
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"I don't need any toxic energy around me." -- Person wey devil dey learn from.
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If you were arrested, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
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Last night, I dreamt was eating noodles. Now I can't find my earpiece.
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*A large magnet appears in the sky*
Ladies with septum piercings:
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When you're playing dead and the Russian soldiers say "shoot everyone again"
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What could you talk about for 30 minutes with absolutely no preparation?๐ค
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Try dey cut your babe waist bead by mistake sometimes. Your eyes fit clear.
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iPhones and Snapchat made us crush on weapons formed again us.
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Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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I don't have time to google the lyrics of any song. I sing what I hear.
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If I text you and you text later, if I'm online when your message drops, I'll reply immediately regardless.
Also, calling first doesn't make me desperate. I like you & I have you on my mind that's why I call.
But trust me,
If it keeps going on for a while and the gesture...
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We all had that scar from bike exhaust burn right?๐
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Mbappe:- after this match messi will not staying 4-1 more season at barรงa
Pique:- Don't leave me๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ
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In 4 words, what advice would you give to the person dating your Ex?
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Lipsticks are for ladies with small lips. Ladies with big lips should use roll on.
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When you greet people and they don't respond, what do you say in silence?
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@Whotfismick
Me keeping my eyes closed while I pee in the middle of the night so I don't lose the sleep.
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AS and AS love relationship is usually very sweet and strong until it is time for genotype test.
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Those of you that use to clean the board in secondary school while I'm still copying note, hope you are now Board of Director?
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*My friend on a High speed* :- do you sometimes get tired of life and just wanna end it all?"๐ฉ
Me:
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Just a rare picture of two guys refusing to claim chairmanship.
"Boss"--"no na you be boss"๐
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Na person wey them dey flog for PES or FIFA dey keep serious face.๐
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Restaurants should create a room where we can chew bones in peace.
I'm tired of pretending.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: Heavy traffic.
Teacher: is that my fault?
Me: Did I blame you?
The whole class:
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The reason shot girls argue a lot is because they can't see the point.
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As soon as she sneezes, those buttons are turning into bullets.
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In every girl's DM, there's someone son doing karate.
"Hie, Hey, Hae, hy"๐๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
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If you didnโt know your age, how old would you think youโd be?
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Did you know when you're drinking beer, the beer is also getting drunk too?๐
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Electrical engineering students after graduating online.
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A house is burning and you are allowed to save just one. Which one are you saving?
A. iPhone 14.
B. Mum.
C. 10Billion
D. Girlfriend
E. Dad.
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That moment when you tell your parents a good joke, which suddenly turns into a lecture.
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What if you're carrying a baby in that forehead?๐
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The way things be now ehh, if I see "food for thought," I go chop am.
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I have so many chemistry jokes, but I'm afraid I won't get a good reaction.๐
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.๐
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*Doctors*
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*Take this to the Pharmacy, they'll understand*๐
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A Thread Onโ
๐๐ข๐ช ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ก ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ ๐๐ข๐ก๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ฌ.
In 1959, 32-year old popular radio personality Peter Tripp decided to stay awake for 8 days and nights as part of a publicity stunt aimed at raising money for charity.
THREAD: ๐งต
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*When she says she can trim your hair just like the Barber and you trust her.*
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Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
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If you don't like someone's content or account, use the block button.
People's businesses and brands are on this app.
You don't go about reporting people's accounts because....
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Ever since "d!ck riding" came in to TwitterNG, the whole meaning just changed.
Any small thing "stop d!ck riding", "remain preeq small make other people ride."
Tf?!
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I have a joke about Tinubu. You might start shaking if I tell you.
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If you could make any app, what will you make an app for?
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"Baby let's exchange phones"...says the person who came prepared.๐
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As you dey pray for son, dey pray for male son.
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Don't keep malice with an introvert, you're doing yourself.
Those creatures don't even talk to themselves.
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If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.
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Joeboy :- "Your way e no too straight, Contour."
LGBTQ people:
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