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she came over last night and saw my personal finance tracker
I'm seeing her again this weekend 🥰👉🏽👈🏽
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Virat Kohli's announcement post proves ki it doesn't matter how big or small you are, Canva sabhi ke kaam aata hai
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I’m very good at research and going down rabbit holes. Wondering if that’s a skill I can monetize. Would you pay someone to immerse themselves knee deep into a subject that you’re working on?
You get organised docs, slides and whimsical boards at the end of the exercise 👀 wdyt?
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The holy grail of bengaluru tech bros
1. Fancy setup
2. Mattress on floor
3. Kindle
@lifeofadvait
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Use this personal finance tracker to impress your date like I did 🤭 (link below)
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A camera 🥺💝
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LOST AND FOUND in Bangalore !!!
Found a pair of pixel buds pro on bus number KIA 15 leaving the airport at around 630am
The device’s bluetooth name is Sandeep. Please RT for good karma and help me find them 🙏🏽
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The saddest thing about my last day at work is that they’re taking my MacBook away :’(
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Dad walks upto me and my brother, goes "I don't have a problem with you both staying out late at night. I know you probably have female friends with you, no issues. I'm only concerned about your safety. This isn't a very good time for the youth of our community....
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Bro made the right call by being a video editor 😭😭
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I'm blown away by my friends' privilege because they get to travel the world and see pretty places and aren't tied down by a job and expectations as much
My maid is blown away by my privilege because I got a complete education and am paid to sit in my AC room all day
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I'm 5'7", not ugly, always funny, into music, cooking, cats, and free on 14th Feb, just saying.
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WTF I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE POLICE APPARENTLY THERE'S A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD???
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Here’s the template 👇🏽👇🏽
she came over last night and saw my personal finance tracker
I'm seeing her again this weekend 🥰👉🏽👈🏽
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"oMg My InStA/tWiTtEr/mYsPaCe iS sO tOxIc"
Yeah that's your fault. Unfollow the toxic ones. Follow a healthy social media diet. Monitor what you consume ffs
"bUt ThEy'Re My FrIeNdS"
Then I have bad news for you sir 🥰
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My bank account is grateful that none of the quick commerce apps deliver books in 10 minutes 🥹🙏🏽
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Really hoping for my Ramzan to go very very well. I have a feeling it's gonna be a little tough mentally this time around. Inshallah I'll still do well
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I think I'm doing the flatmate search wrong
🔈🔈Flatmate Alert!
Hey folks! I'm looking for a female flatmate for my 2BHK in 8th Block, Koramangala, at a 5-minute walk from DYU Art Cafe.
Rent - 13,750 pp
Deposit - 50k
Move-in date - 1st April
Please repost for visibility & DM for deets!
@BangaloreRoomi
@peakbengaluru
🌞
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Bouncer: you're not looking for problems, are you?
Me, an entrepreneur: As a matter of fact...
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I have no sadness about graduating, the only thing I'm going to miss is seeing my friends so often
For me, this college just adds to the list of mediocre educational institutions that I've been to all my life where most of the people around me were dumb as fcuk
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Made a personal finance excelsheet so good, Fold Money had to take notice 👀
(Dropping template at 7PM btw) 😎
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And now for no reason at all, a list of my favorite startups today:
1. Yulu
2. Fold Money
3. Third Wave Coffee
4. Burgerama
5. Grapevine India
6. Cult Fit
7. Headout
8. More that I'm definitely forgetting, will keep appending
Which are yours?
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Been following
@smallcaseHQ
for a month and recently became a customer as soon as my KYC got done, and I'm so not disappointed.
Amazing product you guys! 🔥
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Wait WHAT?? Twitter you wanna give this a shot? 😳🙏
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My mom is subbed to my YT and she got my premiere notif and now she's watching it on her new phone 🤦 oof thank god ye clean hai.
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Intrusive thought - I realized that CRED doesn't care about your bills
It's not even a finance app, it's a virtual game zone for grown-ups💀
Literally competing for your screen time with Instagram and even, hear me out, Zynga!
Just look at the screengrabs👇🏽 (1/n)
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Guess who's tweeting like a tweleb for the next 48 hours?
That's right, you're MOM
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This is what peak productivity looks like
If you don’t have this, abandon your dreams and aspirations
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How do you know if a guy has started dating?
He'll suddenly have an extraordinary number of pictures of himself taken from a third person's perspective
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Lodha be like "2BHK at INR 20L walking distance from Titwala station" han bhai lekin Titwala station isn't walking distance from anywhere...
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(still) LOOKING FOR FLATMATE IN WHITEFIELD ‼️
Emptying my beautiful room in a 3BHK coz the hike is going beyond my budget
Moving here is the BEST decision I made. Looking for someone who it will serve as well as it did me.
Deets below👇🏽
Coffee on me if you make it happen 🫶
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Office wants me to do this course on time management but I don't have time to do it 😐
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This balisong I got from Goa is SO well balanced and better than the training knife I have, it's insane. Paid only 300 more than I did for the training, and it's so worth it!
Just hoping it lasts long enough 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
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I had to pay Elon Musk a lot of money to get this tweet on your feed, but I need ittusa favor from you, fellow Twitterati 👉👈
Fi has promised me a camera if I get their tweet enough likes, so please take a few seconds out and LIKE THE TWEET LINKED BELOW 🥰❤️
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THIS TEACHER LEGIT WANTS 10K LIVE VIEWERS ON OUR YOUTUBE LIVESTREAM matlab Tanmay Bhat toh chutiya hai 1M subs leke betha hai
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Need a gf just so I can make a fucking gorgeous "golden hour" edit for them <3
I can't stop thinking about all the visuals that'll go w the song as I listen to it
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Tumhare board me log 100% laare and you expect us to take CBSE seriously? 😂
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Bored of hanging out w my friends on the weekend, koi date pe chalega kya? We'll rent electric cycles and have gola on mini seashore /srs
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I’ve watched advait code a literal custom media player for a movie we made together
His entire life so far is beautifully culminating into a banger product solving a big problem and it’s been fkn amazing to see it come together
I’ll see y’all on Mars ;)
What is Mars?
It’s a question I’ve been getting almost everywhere I go. To best answer that, let me take you on a journey on how it came to be:
Ever since I started working as a developer & previously as a video editor, I’ve always needed a fast computer. So, I had to buy them:
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Edited this in 10 minutes LIVE for an audience at today’s
@Peerlist
Tech Talk on a 3 year old i5 machine with integrated graphics.
The catch? I was connected to a
@marscomputer
👀
4K footage, 100MB file, export took ~15 seconds 🚀
DM if you want to join our closed beta 📩
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If you ever think that everyone in your friends group is smarter/earns more/creative-r/cuter than you, you also gotta account for the fact that you're in the same group
They think you're better than them at something too, which you can't see 🤷
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I have 99 problems and all of them will be solved if I have my own room and a good internet connection
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Here you see my mom well on her way to making her 4th kid also addicted to screens
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Agar aapko Canva nahi aata, lekin you wanna establish an online presence for your brand or business and also drive sales, toh DM me 🥰
My friends and I create social media content and kickass websites for businesses 🔥
USP: We use Canva Pro 😎
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Today is my first day as an SEO & creative content intern and I'm LITERALLY doing an Instagram live for these guys and the guests are VERY cool 😳😍 Hagg na doo mai hazaar log ke saamne 😳
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Typical of Mumbai to have THE BEST WEATHER I've ever seen it have my entire life when we're all forced to be inside 🥲🥲
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Tomorrow is my last final year exam paper and my peers are getting sentimental over college getting over
Can't relate lmao 🤪🤪
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I can't even imagine the amount of freedom they've given both their children, considering their own insanely strict upbringing, my dad's prolonged absences due to work and the current times we live in.
There's no fucking way I could've gotten better parents. No fucking way
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It is with utter sadness I announce that after almost 25 years of having 2020 vision, I have been diagnosed with myopia (left eye mein number aagaya hai chhota sa) 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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Zendaya is taller than Tom Holland so if any tall, single, liberal cuties wanna be treated like the queen that is Zendaya, I can be your Tom 😎😋✨
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Got myself something materialistically expensive after 1.5 years of earning money and I wouldn't have had it any other way.
Thanks for the clicks
@AdvaitNawathe
Thanks for the encouragement - literal and financial
@_adxth_
Read more about them here:
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People need to understand that "Intern" indicates limited perks and employment period
NOT overwork and underpay
You should pay people fairly for the work they do no matter what position they're at
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My BIGGEST ick EVER is people who have iPhones but barely take any pictures w it 🙃
That’s like buying a Boeing 737 just to use its bathroom
Stop being pretentious, just get a Nothing phone and invest the money elsewhere 🤦♀️
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At this point my entire personality should be cycles and getting ghosted, coz ab toh weekly hone laga hai dono
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The sudden urge to disappear from the internet and come back as a master guitarist, vocalist, videographer and successful entrepreneur with 6 pack abs
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I hate everything my brain hurts nothing works anymore questioning all my life choices
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Aaj gym gaya toh ekdum college wala feel aya
Aisa laga belong hi nai kartay idhar lol
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My biggest flex is that the one time I went out with my crush on a date by the sea, this sweet old lady gave us blessings to get married in the future 🥺🥺💙
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At this point, 2020 feels like a very very long Bigg Boss season.
We're all stuck indoors, losing our minds, doing tasks we never done before and yelling at our housemates.
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How am i supposed to have a good day if the day starts with online lectures
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Imagine dating a super attractive person who is really low on self confidence and esteem and you build them up so much they realise they can do better than you? XDDD big bruh moment
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Am I an MBA aspirant coz I find the prospect exciting or do I just need a bahana to get 2 more years to figure my life out without people eating my head all the time?
Stay tuned to find out
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Agar susu rokne se kidney stone hotay toh semen rokne se naphthalene balls hotay kya? 🤔
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And I wish I could tell him he's wrong, but he's so fucking not.
My mom knows I can't always greet her in arabic over the phone when I'm outside. She was always scared of letting us out anywhere when we were younger. I realised only later it wasn't because she was strict
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My mom saw this and went "You spent that much money for something THAT small?!" 😂
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just realised that Im turning 25 this year, not 24. day ruined.
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Woke up, looked dapper, had a v exciting day. Did NOT expect it to be this insane.
Also I'm in desperate need for some formal clothes shopping
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Ex: We'll be together forever
Nestle: Maggi 2 min me banti hai
Parents: 12th ke baad aish hi aish hai
Uber: We're almost done finding your ride
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I love telling stories.
I love editing stories.
I love writing stories.
I love hearing stories.
I love making stories.
I love producing stories.
I love recording stories.
I love stories.
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If y’all ever feel useless, remember that all Bengaluru rickshaws have a meter
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I'm sure the Munawar incident has prompted my father to speak up this time, but this isn't the first time he has.
So many days has he called and asked us to stay home from college because he heard of riots and violence, no matter what remote part of Maharashtra it broke out in.
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Bc everytime I open twitter somebody is starting a “mixer meetup for bangalore folks, product managers, music makers, creative peoples, startup bros” bhai dost vost nahi hai kya tumko?
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The only reason me BJP ko gaali nahi deraha unlike everyone else in my house is because I'm blown away by their tactics.
You hate em or love em, not respecting the amazing game that they played is just being in denial.
Itna chalaki meko miljaye toh life asan bey 😂
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Bumble pe sab "looking for friends" hain aur Twitter pe sab horny hai 🙃
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Atp i think my biggest motivation to get a girlfriend is so that I won't have to pay stag entry fees on Friday nights
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I try to choose carefully who I make friends with so I believe that most of my close company is VERY emotionally intelligent, the kinda people I should be around at this age
But also means they're in some VERY FUCKING SWEET AND MATURE relationships and I've to watch that also bc
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You know when you think you've met "The One"?
And then you find out that they repost birthday wishes on their story?
😭💔
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