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— ෆ ° Threads ° ෆ —
° hpdm centric
° angst, nsfw, fluff, and sometimes crack
° fine with drarry too
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The great hall is unusually noisy, but is it really unusual when a grown-up Harry Potter is sitting in the Slytherin table with his eyes solely focused on a certain blond student?
“What’s he even doing there?” Harry watches as other-Harry smoothed out Malfoy’s hair.
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Draco thunks his head on the table and heaves a deep sigh.
"What's the matter?" Harry asks as he sits down on their booth in the pub.
"He's a size queen." Pansy says
"Draco's a size queen." Blaise and Theo say in unison.
"I," Draco groans, "am a size queen."
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Harry Potter was 11 years old when he heard a prophecy from a frail old woman in Knockturn Alley.
“The person you’ll marry would have a uniquely colored hair, a wonderful smile, and a womb for four children.”
He’d told Ginny this at 6th year, and both were delighted.
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"Leave him alone!"
Harry watched as Draco put himself between him and what seemed like a group of sirens.
"But darling, he looks delicious~" A blue-haired siren licked her lips when she met Harry's eyes.
"Leave him be sister, he's mine alright?"
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"Happy father's day Harry!"
Harry looked at Luna, completely confused, "What? I'm not married yet though?"
Luna tilted her head, "Hm? But the energy in Draco's body matches yours though?"
He hears Malfoy splutter and cough as he looks at them both, equally confused.
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Harry accidentally commits tax fraud
He reluctantly married Draco so it would be easier to file taxes (dlm’s an accountant)
Hermoine banging through his door: I TOLD YOU TO HIRE HIM NOT WIFE HIM
Harry: WHAT DID YOU SAY? OH KNOCK HIM UP? ALRIGHT MIONE ON IT!
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Draco doesn’t know what happened the past 3 years he wasn’t in England but Harry Potter suddenly was a very fit git.
No one really should blame him for gawking when Harry would often wear those Auror robes that are visibly tight on him, the buttons are about to pop off.
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Harry picks up this really sad looking cat on the side of the road. He coos at it and the cat just cuddles into his arm.
In the morning, he read the tag on the cat’s collar:
“Madame Lemon Cake — please contact xxx-xxx-xxx if found”
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"—and here we have your potions professor Mr. Malfoy to demonstrate dueling with me for you lot."
Draco rolled his sleeves and sighed as he stepped onto the platform, the sound of the students clapping filtered through his ears as he faced DADA professor Harry Potter.
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It should've been a rare occurrence, something that happens one in every hundredth of thousands, something that is virtually impossible
But Draco sighs, his belly round with a Potter offspring because of course— Harry Potter knocked him up without any magical intervention
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Harry watched as Draco walked straight towards his vanity in their shared 8th year room.
"What're you looking at Harry?"
"Nothing, do you always need so much?"
Draco turned around to look at him, shocked, "My skin should be hailed as Wizarding World's treasure yk."
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“why are they always holding his waist?”
Harry glares at the Slytherin table as he watches Malfoy walk to his usual seat, Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott on his side as they talked with smiles on their face
“And it’s not just Zabini too, every fucking Slytherin does it!”
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Scorpius ran through Diagon Alley excitedly, looking through shops and peiple as it's his first time in britain. The poor boy tripped over his own foot but thankfully Harry was there to catch him in time.
"You alright buddy?"
Scorpius gasped, eyes wide with disbelief.
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Harry had found himself in the hospital wing with Madame Pomfrey looking at him disapprovingly.
“Ah, be thankful Mr. Malfoy brought you here.”
And he remembers why he ended up here in the first place.
He saw Malfoy’s spine tattoo.
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“What’s this for?” Pansy asked while she ran her fingers on the delicate cashmere scarf.
“For setting me up with Potter.” Draco said, “We hit it off unexpectedly well.”
“But I—“ her eyes trailed onto the window of her office, where Potter was standing, “you’re welcome..”
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“Draco?”
Draco watched in horror when he saw Harry sleepily walking towards him in the kitchen. The man was rubbing his eyes and looked at the window where he could still see the dark sky.
“It’s so early, what’re you doing?”
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Since Harry saw the mole on the side of Draco's neck, he couldn't take his mind off of the idea of finding out where else the blond has moles.
It starts when he stares at Draco during meal times at the Great Hall, the 8th year table allowing him close proximity now.
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roommates au
"Look Harry I love you but you really gotta stop leaving your damn socks on the floor!"
There was a long pause of silence and Harry watched as Draco just continued picking up socks.
"What?" Harry finally asked.
"What?" Draco's eyes widened, "Oh fuck."
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“Come on Potter, move it.”
Harry felt Malfoy’s voice slip through his ear, joining the muddled thoughts in his brain as he watched the blond slowly slip black stockings on his long lithe legs.
“Potter?”
He snapped his head up, “Yeah?”
“Eyes up, perv.”
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Draco’s annoyed whenever he sees Harry manspreading, because really what does he need all that space for?
He eventually eats his words as he bounces on Harry’s lap, the Gryffindor buried deep inside him and Draco thinks, he really needed all that space when Harry’s so big
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“Hear me out.” Draco said, pausing the movie as he stretched his legs.
“What?” Pansy quirked an eyebrow.
“Milo James Thatch is hot.”
That evoked a huge cheer and a loud argument over preferences, while Harry just stared at the TV screen, a little dumbfounded.
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Draco sat on the cold cement floor with his legs crossed and a stick of cigarette cradled between his fingers. He closed his eyes, and felt himself doze off.
"Hey Ferret, there's a cat on your lap."
Hearing Weasel's voice tugged him back to consciousness.
"What?"
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After a big argument, Draco left for France for good and Harry didn't hold him back. Draco just disappeared from his flat one day and Harry never saw him again. Never.
He never looked for him, and Draco never came back either.
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sugardaddy au
‘If you don’t mind me asking sweetheart, how much do you earn for your content each month?’
Draco stared at the message, giving it some thought.
“Why? Are you going to pay me for a month’s worth?”
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…
…
‘Yes’
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It’s been years since he’d seen Malfoy.
“He’s a curse breaker, from what I learned.” He hears Hermoine say, but all her words died down when he sees the familiar blond hair.
Only that it was longer, and Malfoy’s hips were swaying as he entered the gala in this dress.
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“Great article today Potter,” Draco drawled, “ ‘suppose you like the attention given you hadn’t shut Skeeter up yet huh?”
Just as when Draco was about to say another word, Harry stood up and kissed him hard.
“Shutting up looks pretty on you, stay that way.”
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“Why’re you sifting the orange juice dad?” James asks as he sat on the kitchen counter.
“Bought the wrong one for you dad, this one has pulps.” Harry said as he poured the juice.
Scorpius appeared behind him, “Just vanish the pulps?”
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“Ugh, I don’t wanna do these menial office files.” Draco groaned as he slumped his head on the table of the Ministry cafeteria.
“What’s wrong?” Pansy asked as she stirred her coffee.
“Nothing, can’t I just sit pretty and do nothing and still bathe in money?”
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WHAT DO WE THINK SO FAR??!!?!!! IS THIS HOW WE SHOULD TREAT BOYPSSY!DRACO IN THIS HOUSE???!!!
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Slytherin had just won the Quidditch Cup and Harry has no idea why he’s striding across the field, grabbing Draco Malfoy by his collar and kissing the shocked blond on his lips
All Harry knows is that he just had to seal that beautiful smile on Malfoy’s lips with a kiss.
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Harry thought his purpose in life was just to eliminate Voldemort.
But as he watched Draco Malfoy close his eyes, spreading his arms wide as he pushed himself off the bookcase into the raging fiendfyre, Harry Potter felt undeniable helplessness with an ache in his heart.
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It’s no surprise that Pansy loved it when Draco accidentally drank a potion that turned his body into a female’s. She liked dressing him up, putting makeup on his pretty face.
What is a surprise though is Harry Potter salivating on his knees for the blond Slytherin.
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Draco grimaced as he tried to hop down the hospital bed with his broken leg.
“Auror Malfoy please stay put.” Harry sternly said.
“You can’t make me.” Draco frowned.
“Draco Malfoy i’m a 100 pounds heavier than you are, sit down.”
Draco immediately shut up and sat down.
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Draco would sleep on one side of the bed and oftentimes woke up on the other. So he sets up a camera to record them during the night
He reviews the footage and sees his boyfriend, Harry, cuddling him so tight he carries Draco with him when he turns
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“Look, the cat is very cute! Do you guys like him?”
Pansy watched as the cat blinking happily at Draco with its striking green eyes.
“Please return it Draco.” Blaise said.
Draco glared at them, “Why would I do that?”
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Draco looked at the man in front of him, his body trembling slightly in fear as the man held him by his arms so tight Draco was sure it was going to bruise.
“When you died, a piece of me died too.” He hears the man utter.
He looked like Harry Potter, that’s if he was 32
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Draco who's really good at flirting without meaning it, but really really shit at trying to flirt seriously.
and Harry who flirts without even realizing he's flirting.
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Draco stares at himself in the mirror, eyes carefully looking at the makeup on his face.
He doesn't feel like himself anymore, and all he's done these years was to give, give, give, and give.
And all Harry knew to do was take, take, and take.
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"Fuck.." Draco groaned, his voice still raspy with sleep as he flips away his blanket, begrudgingly walking from his bed to the window where he heard scratching all damn night.
He opened the curtains and what welcomed him was a sight of a black cat soaking from the rain.
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“I wish for you to shut the fuck up for once Malfoy.”
Harry groaned. His eyes are heavy with the lack of sleep and he’s sure he has worry lines on his forehead now.
He shouldn’t have uttered those words ever, and now Draco Malfoy had become mute because of a curse.
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“Harry can you move a little, i’m up against the window.”
Harry blinks himself open before untangling himself from Draco and moves to the floor.
“Wait—“ Draco laughs and gets up, “Hey come on.”
He opened his arms and Harry immediately snuggled tight against Draco.
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“Why won’t you give me a shot?! Just one night is enough you prick!”
Draco sulked and slumped on the bar counter.
“I won’t fit inside you, Draco.”
Draco looked up, “i’ll make it fit.”
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“Alright you won.”
Draco slumped on his seat as Ron celebrated his chess win.
“Let me give the dare, Ronald.” Pansy said from behind Ron.
Ron glanced at her, “What? No!”
“You and I, as well as this whole common room know that I have the best dares.”
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Harry didn't even think twice to use the time-turner he managed to get his hands on.
"It will erase the present completely. There's no way back, Mr. Potter."
The witch had told him, but he shook his head and just paid her the galleons it was worth.
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Everyone thinks Draco’s mean and grumpy, so everyone avoids him.
Draco thanks them internally for avoiding him because now he won’t have to be wary of bumping into someone else accidentally.
He’s rather drop dead than to wear glasses like saint Potter.
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Draco knows he won't ever have a chance at having Harry to love him back so instead he studied muggle computers and ended up with an AI boyfriend named Harry.
*
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Harry is so pent-up and he can't exacly go to a wizarding bar because of his fame. So he goes to a muggle one.
He grimaces at the amount of people in the club when his eyes saw familiar blond hair behind the counter.
Draco, who's been missing for years, is the bartender
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It’s “dress up like your type” night at the 8th year common rooms.
Everyone almost audibly gasped when Draco came in wearing round spectacles, a band shirt, and gray joggers.
“What? It’s what the guy from the book i’m reading wears.”
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Harry would avoid Draco like the plague because after his breakup with Ginny he realized he liked pale blond blokes with grey eyes and the only one he could think of was Draco Malfoy.
And Draco who's ?? "Literally why?" At Harry who's hiding but his body is 100% showing
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Harry can’t remember how Malfoy looked like. He means he can, but it’s so hard to put a face on someone you can’t recognize now.
Malfoy had started to wear disillusionment charms after the war, all his public portraits are gone and it’s been years.
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Harry blinked himself awake when he sees pale lithe legs approaching him on his beach chair. His eyes trailed up and up until he met blond hair and striking grey eyes.
His gaze darted back down, and thoughts jumbled in his mind when he sees Draco Malfoy wearing a thong.
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part 2 🔞
"Enough."
Harry pulled his hand away and held onto Draco's waist, dragging him towards a desk and bending face-down the blond onto it.
"Like what you see, Potter?"
Harry licks his lips, "Yes."
His tongue peeked out as he swiped it over the digit before wrapping his lips to languidly suck on it. Pride swelled in Draco's throat when he heard Harry's desperate groan and held onto Harry's wrist to lap against his pointer finger too
"You're going to make me crazy, Malfoy."
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Draco loves to touch Harry’s hair, because whenever he would run his fingers over the black strands Harry would immediately relax into his touch and tilt his head into Draco’s hands.
Harry would even sometimes fall asleep to this, and Draco would smile as he combed him.
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Harry wanted their night to ended on a good note. He'd planned for them to eat at a lavish italian restaurant, had a small walk in the park, and then he'd walk Draco home and kiss him on the porch.
But life had other plans.
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Those japanese and korean phones where the camera shutter can’t be disabled.
Auror!Draco wore a skirt to work one day and all that can be heard throughout the room is just the never ending shutter sounds and the shit-eating grin of his auror partner, Harry James Potter
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Draco, craving for fries, would always order an xtra large one.
He could only ever eat a quarter of it before he shoves it to his boyfriend who eats it without complaint.
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It was just an accident.
At first it really was.
But when Harry couldn’t resist but wrap his hand around Draco’s neck to kiss him hungrily, it wasn’t an accident anymore.
Nor was it when he had Malfoy kneeling for him, hands fisted on his golden hair as he thrusted.
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Harry James Potter when he found out he can't impregnate Draco even with magic:
no mpreg in hpverse is so stupid like ur telling me there's a spell to split ur soul in seven knickknacks but there hasn't been a fag horny enough to figure out a way to get his boyfriend pregnant
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“I think i should stop drinking coffee whenever Malfoy’s around.”
Hermoine turns to him, “Why?”
“Because I think I would always drink it so fast and then my tummy would hurt and my heart would race like crazy.”
“Mate..” Ron looked at him sympathetically.
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Draco's been dared to wear a mini skirt for their friends' weekly club outing.
Harry watched as Draco bent down to grab something he dropped on the floor and immediately had to readjust himself on the chair because Draco Malfoy wasn't wearing anything underneath.
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“Seems like we both have daddy issues then?” Draco laughed and twirled pasta on his fork.
“I don’t.” Harry said as he sipped on his wine.
Draco raised an eyebrow, “But you think I do?”
“God I hope you do.” Harry answered, smirking as he winked at Draco.
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Harry is a notorious wide manspreader
Draco usually sits crossed-legged
That's it that's the tweet
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Not a fic but a brain rot (pls brainrot w me)
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but they're in a cliche manhwa where Harry is the emperor who gets wed to prince draco of the opposing kingdom. He hates dlm but eventually falls in love with him
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Harry didn’t expect anything odd when he finally assumed his animagus form: a black mamba.
What he certainly didn’t expect though was to gain another shaft after he transformed back.
And for his former-rival and auror partner, Draco Malfoy, to like it so much.
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He reached down between his legs and winces when he felt his sore hole while a trickle of liquid slowly slipped out to his thighs.
"Circe, he really was big." Draco sighs dreamily .
Harry peeked through the door, "And you really are a size queen, come on get some breakfast."
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Harry was pissed though. His ex-girlfriend had just told him she was dating his friend.
He’s aware he’s more frustrated than angry, that something that was supposed to be a constant in his life was now marked as a closed door.
[ tweet limit, view qrt of this tweet for the next part ]
Back to start >
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Harry thinks, prophecies are still bullshit, because now he’s having a 5th baby which wasn’t foretold in the prophecy.
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Draco just nods and closes his eyes, his mind already drifting into an easy sleep at the comfortable feeling he has right now. He buries himself closer into Harry as he drifts off, arms hugging the other tight back.
— fin.
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"I've got to hide mine better."
Draco said to himself as he got up, opened the chest momentarily and smiled when he saw the photos that he kept.
"Harry looked so cute back in 1st year."
He grinned and hid the chest up in the ceiling.
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Their whole table echoed with numerous, "Happy Father's day"s and he could feel Malfoy sigh in defeat beside him.
"Fuck." Harry muttered under his breath.
"Fuck indeed." He heard Malfoy say too
Ron patted him on the shoulder, "Happy Father's day mate!"
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Who’s at idol!Draco’s every fansign, every concert, every music show performance, every live, every public shoots?
It’s die-hard fan!Harry who never misses every single event and has each and every merch that idol!Draco has, down to the underwear he promotes.
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Harry laughed loudly when Draco raised his finger before swimming away.
Maybe the ship crashing and him ending up in a siren's territory isn't so bad after all, Harry thinks.
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I've been brewing this tsundere Draco and straightforward Harry in my brain.
"I-it's not like I like you or anything!!!"
"But I do?"
"..."
"What? Hey, Draco?"
Then Draco would run away blushing
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*pansy spraying water on Harry like how other cat owners do to their cats*: STAY AWAY
Harry, on the floor and trying to take a peek under Draco’s skirt: NO
Draco: i’m wearing safety shorts underneath you can shut up and leave
Harry: NOOOOO
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Harry snores so loudly like a fucking fire alarm while Draco sleeps so pristinely he doesn't even move the whole time
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Draco: i like my men insane
Harry, almost a decade and a half older in another timeline: me me me me me pick me
#hpdm
Draco looked at the man in front of him, his body trembling slightly in fear as the man held him by his arms so tight Draco was sure it was going to bruise.
“When you died, a piece of me died too.” He hears the man utter.
He looked like Harry Potter, that’s if he was 32
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My new fave
#hpdm
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#drarry
trope is Hermoine reintroducing Draco to Harry for reasons (my first thread was taxes, this one was physical therapy) and Harry would end up knocking Draco up and Hermoine would be left with a huge question mark on top of her head
Harry shook his head, “No? What? Guys are you insane? I didn’t knock up anyone!”
Hermoine stood from her chair, “Harry I told you to approach him for physical therapy!”
Ron snickered, “Well they did do physical therapy alright.”
“Ronald.”
“Yes sorry.”
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He laughed when he heard his children sigh in defeat collectively as he poured the juice into a cup and drop several ice cubes into it.
“Well excuse me as I go woo your solemn father.” He says as he carries the tray to wherever Draco is.
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Harry shook his head, “No? What? Guys are you insane? I didn’t knock up anyone!”
Hermoine stood from her chair, “Harry I told you to approach him for physical therapy!”
Ron snickered, “Well they did do physical therapy alright.”
“Ronald.”
“Yes sorry.”
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