Anon 🍉 Profile Banner
Anon 🍉 Profile
Anon 🍉

@anony_messs

Followers
1,427
Following
387
Media
4,233
Statuses
35,097

මම බොහොම Bio උනා. මගේ Pun එපා උනා. 🌌🧕🏼 #FreePalestine 🇵🇸🍉

Joined January 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
4 years
I am anon, I tweet anon-sense
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
4 years
I’m not a nun, I’m anon
1
1
12
3
1
103
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
10 months
“I’ve lost a page” Bro you lost the whole plot. #InternationalCourtofJustice
54
6K
27K
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
I saw this and just had to share it because I got proper goosebumps. අරගලයට ජය! #GotaGoHome
Tweet media one
7
176
896
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Made Biryani for lunch.
Tweet media one
36
25
502
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
1 month
I will not shame anyone for the person they choose to vote for. That is their right. And I truly dislike it when people insult another’s intelligence for having political ideas that don’t align with their own. …Unless you vote for Namal. Then you deserve to be insulted.
9
68
379
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I see Sri Lanka in pain. Palestine burning. India spewing hatred. And my heart struggles to keep up with everything. Tears and rage are all I feel. The end is close. We will see justice. Our oppressors will get exactly what they deserve. Until then keep raising your voices.
4
55
325
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Is it even Sri Lanka if they didn’t pull the win in the last second? 😂🇱🇰
10
16
213
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Gota : hey (with the intention of seeking asylum in your country)
2
32
197
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
My students had named a baby squirrel Elena. As in a-ලේනා. 🤣 I’ve never been so proud of them. :,)
5
6
169
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
The Rambutan flavored Motha jelly is the absolute BOMB! This parrot knows what he’s doing.
Tweet media one
11
3
164
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
The highlight of my day. ♥️ It’s not Messi but it’s still a Goat 🐐
Tweet media one
26
1
148
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
How do the Rajapakshes put their grandchildren to sleep? බයි බයි බයි බයිය බබා
7
13
151
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
11 months
Am I the only one who peeped that these students (and teacher) are likely Sri Lankan? I even saw an උවිදු written in Sinhala.
@TheFigen_
Figen
11 months
A great Teacher who uses humor well. 😂
3K
27K
152K
11
16
152
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Ironic how these Pakistani Mobs used blasphemy against the prophet (SAW) as an excuse to burn a man alive when we are explicitly forbidden by the prophet himself to burn any human or animal. This is one of the reasons we don’t even cremate dead bodies.
Tweet media one
2
39
142
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I saw this on a friends status and it warmed my heart. Feels like something we can all do in addition to BDS and social media reach. Something physical and tangible. Please consider giving a child a few of your words. #FreePalestine
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
107
135
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Do you guys think that “right person, wrong time” is a thing?
32
3
130
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
මේව බලන්නෙ කොහොමද?
11
18
126
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
11 months
Please. I’ve had aunts who get into the ocean with their abayas and niqabs. If anyone makes it difficult for these women to do anything, it’s you people. You ban their niqabs, burkinis and abayas and then shout about religion restricting women. Spare us your fake sympathy.
5
21
117
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Walked almost 2km for 50 minutes, trying to find a tuk after school. Passed two empty petrol sheds and a gas queue. Finally found a tuk and came home around 3.30 to a powercut. Had an online class to do at 4 with the powercut in effect. This country is exhausting.
9
8
119
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Tweet media one
1
24
112
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
When someone tells me I look like my mother I consider it a top tier compliment because I really don’t know anyone more beautiful than my mother. ♥️
3
13
112
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
🙂👍🏻
Tweet media one
6
17
109
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
මං ලස්සනයි ද?
Tweet media one
8
9
109
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I’m gonna “Go Little Rockstar” the heck outta myself this year.
3
12
105
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Had a conversation with a Palestinian girl on my way to Uni today in the bus. She was studying mass communications and film making so she could make a documentary about Palestine. Even showed me a sneak peak of her documentary where she had interviewed her grandfather who lived
2
13
108
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
What is Ranil Wickramasinghe’s favorite color? Ra-නිල්
12
8
101
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I have a vein on my forehead that pops out whenever I laugh. I’ve named it Bruce Vein. My cousin threw a water bottle at me, that struck my forehead and it turned blue. I named it Bruised Vein.
12
0
100
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
1 year
I love this so much 😂😂
3
19
99
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Some colors are kinda cool. But some colors are kinda dumb. Like purple. Purple is a දම් color.
10
14
97
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Met this guy on the beach. He’s so my type.
Tweet media one
2
1
97
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
4 years
I laughed at this for too long 😂
Tweet media one
2
11
97
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Making my shoes kiss cause I’m bored : “You are the ‘right’ shoe for me.” “But you ‘left’ me!”
Tweet media one
13
1
94
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Mans should change his name to ගෝටාබය-ගුල්ලා
6
8
96
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I was diagnosed with high functioning depression and this is so true. I always put up appearances, and no one knew I was falling off the deep end. I was over working myself to the bone so I didn’t have to feel. People on the outside had no clue. They saw me losing weight. (1/3)
Tweet media one
9
8
94
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Thank the Lord for split screen 😭
Tweet media one
8
0
90
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
My emotions are running at a 100 miles per second.
6
1
93
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
You know what these people need? A hobby.
12
4
90
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Mentally, I’m in Hobbiton, New Zealand.
Tweet media one
3
3
87
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Coconuts shouldn’t have been brown, they should’ve been Pur-පොල්.
7
2
86
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
7 months
This was for them Alhamdulillah 🥹❤️Allahumma Barik
Tweet media one
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
1 year
I have two more submissions to go In shaa Allah. One of them being my final dissertation. I missed my first convocation for my undergrad so if I do get through this, it’s going to be very special to me. In shaa Allah, I get to see the joy on my parent’s faces. ♥️🥹
4
0
27
0
1
86
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I wake up in the morning, look at myself in the mirror and go, DAYUM! Who’d ever want to marry you?
16
1
86
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Sometimes Twitter is like a playground full of kindergartners and I don’t know how else to explain it.
5
8
81
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
4 years
Where can I find a starlit sky like this in Sri Lanka? 🌌
Tweet media one
16
1
81
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Why go to the gym when I already got all these mussels on my arms? 😌💪🏼
Tweet media one
9
4
78
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
POV : You live alone and gotta wake yourself up for Suhoor
Tweet media one
8
3
80
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Made a Bollywood scene with gummy bears. Need a better cameraman though. If you think you’ve got what it takes, send in your CVS to dontsendinyourcvs @gmail .com
19
8
79
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Money Pittu 🫢
Tweet media one
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Freud Rice 🫢
Tweet media one
4
5
46
8
5
81
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Accept that sometimes two things can be true at the same time.
Tweet media one
2
28
77
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Looks like Jujubes. I want to eat them. 🥺
4
3
75
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
How is it possible that I have lots to say and nothing to say about the situation in our country both at the same time? Experiencing a mountain of thoughts and an empty hollowness simultaneously.
4
12
76
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
My chooti spice drawer. With room to grow
Tweet media one
13
1
75
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Cooking only for yourself is kinda sad
Tweet media one
7
0
75
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
What are your best tips for Salah? Could be anything along the lines of being focused in prayer, offering them on time etc.
26
1
74
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Rain 🫴🏼🌧🍃
Tweet media one
6
0
73
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Please give me your father's number & I would like to send a marriage proposal — My father is already happily married 🥲
11
9
73
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Meet Elena. Aka a-ලේනා. Right before she peed on my hand.
Tweet media one
6
3
74
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
If there’s a video that you watch today, let it be this
4
11
74
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I’m baaackkk! Legit me these past few days. 🥲
Tweet media one
14
1
71
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Got the first vaccine today Alhamdulillah. 💉🩸 Only side effect so far is me feeling drowsy, but that’s not really a side effect cause that’s me everyday… heheh.
12
0
73
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Quick! Someone tell me that I don’t need this coat and that I don’t need to look like Altair out of an Assassin’s Creed game and stop me from buying this coat.
Tweet media one
27
3
69
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Existing is exhausting
0
10
70
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Robert Brownie and Robert Brownie Jr makes a comeback
Tweet media one
4
2
71
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Do you guys know what vaccine they will be giving to our former minister of sports? “Pfizer” Mustafa
5
2
71
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I got ninety-nine problems and Gota is all of them. #GoHomeRajapaksas #GoHomeGota2022 #GoHomeMahinda
3
10
69
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Arranged marriage is scary what if this Arranged marriage is scary what if that I respectfully disagree. Marriage is scary. Periodt. Ain’t nothing to do with it being arranged or not.
3
3
71
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Would anyone like to try a poetry prompt challenge with me? We can start today from number 24 or tomorrow from 25.. 🥲
Tweet media one
35
1
68
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Facebook changes their name to Meta : Me who doesn’t have Facebook : ඉතින් meta පාන් ද ඕයි
Tweet media one
4
12
69
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Brown girls romanticize everything. We be like : Can’t wait to get married so that my husband and I can trim our mustaches together 🥰
5
1
69
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Oh to live in medieval times, be a warrior princess, fight in battles, be badass, ride on horseback, wield swords and perfect archery. Sigh. And then attend balls and visit elven kingdoms in beautiful flowy dresses.
Tweet media one
7
4
65
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
How is my brother turning thirty years old this year, married, with a son and still switching the lights off when I’m in the bathroom? 😭😂
7
0
70
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
10 months
Today I realized the true extent of Qadr. Your Rizq will find you, it will actively seek you out when it’s meant for you. SubhanAllah
3
6
66
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
My father would sometimes use this specific tone when he speaks to me, and I basically go back to being a 5 year old child again..
5
1
61
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I think a lot about how I will have to share my space with a significant other when I get married. As someone who values personal space, needs my own room, a lot of alone time and a whole bed for myself to sleep in the formation of a starfish, this is all very concerning to me.
5
1
66
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 months
It’s Pinocchio’s face
Tweet media one
3
1
65
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
My friend and I put our hands out to stop a tuk so many times, that the hand movements started looking weird and so we jokingly ended up doing a mild version of the macarena at the side of the road. A tuk driver driving on the opposite side also started vibing with us. 😭😂
4
0
64
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
I want bread. Honest to God, warm, fluffy and soft, melts in your mouth type of bread.
10
0
65
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Okay the accuracy tho
Tweet media one
4
0
64
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Also breakfast in බාලි
Tweet media one
8
5
62
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Have y’all fallen in love with a character? Like from a book or a cartoon or a show. 🤔 A character that really touched your heart. If so, who was it? And why? PS : I’m NOT talking about celebrity crushes.
30
0
61
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
April Dump
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
8
1
57
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Therapy is a combination of three liquids. තේ - as in the tea you gotta spill about yourself රා - as in the alcohol you shouldn’t be drinking instead of getting therapy and pee - as in the relief you get once you release tension in your heart like you would your bladder
9
11
61
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I accepted the friend request of a colleague during AL classes recently cause he was mutuals with a few people I trust, but now he keeps asking me when I’m going to get married. I will, for real, punch you dead in the face dude.
11
0
58
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
She comes down our lane too. 🥺And when we give her money she makes a little prayer for our parents and it’s so heartwarming. I have so much respect for this woman for trying to make an honest living. ♥️
1
0
60
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Eid Mubarak y’all! ♥️
9
0
59
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Nephews and nieces. Highly recommend 💯🥹 Allahumma Barik Lahum
1
1
60
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
May Allah SWT ease their affairs and increase their ranks in Jannah. May their difficulties be replaced with goodness, health and safety. Aameen.
4
8
61
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
I was able to eat සියඹලා toffees after ages today and now it’s Inna Lillahi Wa Inna ilayhi raajioon to the upper palate roof of my mouth.
3
1
56
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
To all pornography and NSFW content creators. I hope you never find happiness for as long as you live to contribute to peoples addictions, destroy their lives, and then profit off them as well. Absolutely sick.
1
10
60
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Does your heart ever just go 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 Lub Dub 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋
6
6
58
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
I fricking hate that this is the reality of our county. These are children for God’s sake. They should be given the right to live a life of safety and security. It shouldn’t be a privilege, it should be a right!
@tmdsbekanayaka
Sajith Bandara
2 years
Tweet media one
0
83
350
2
13
59
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
How my brother shows me gratitude for helping him out with something related to his job - *Kisses me on the head* “Thanks Thalaiva.” 😂😂😂♥️
6
1
57
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
October Dump Fall Edition. 🍂🍁
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
1
3
57
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
June dump.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
5
2
55
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Kadhaippoma playing on the radio My cousin : Kadhaippoma කියන්නේ කඩේට යං කියන එකනේ. 😭🤣
8
0
58
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Eid skies today. SubhanAllah 💙🤍
Tweet media one
7
1
56
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
How are Muslim girls named Na-බීලා but are actually sober?
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
4 years
How are Muslim people named “Roomy” but have no space for me in their hearts?
0
1
9
8
4
57
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
The two (rak`ats) of Sunnah prayed before the Fajr prayer are better than the whole world and whatever it contains. [Muslim]
1
7
56
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
3 years
Reasons why my future husband won’t tolerate me Reason number one : If his name is Omer, I’ll probably call him ඔමරි ලතා
7
2
55
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
If Kandy and Colombo were people Kandy : Introvert. Nerdy. Likes the peace and quiet. Dresses vintage. Turns lights off and goes to sleep by 8.00 pm. Colombo : Social butterfly. Likes to party. Has anything and everything in their purse. Horribly dehydrated. Needs therapy.
12
0
59
@anony_messs
Anon 🍉
2 years
Lost weight for Ramadan. I am now Eid ul fitter. #EidMubarakPun ♥️🌙✨
7
4
55