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Nigga is handsome and a doctor and yet at almost 40 is unmarried and on YouTube doing smash or pass videos you know he’s a terrible person omg.
The doctor really cooked 👀. He’s 38 and she’s 21. I won’t lie, this is how most young women behave and then they end up losing a good man. Your thoughts guys?
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My mom had me at 32, and my baby sister at 35. She earned her masters degree, got married, they bought a home, spent years as a young married couple working, saving, investing, traveling, partying, etc. before having us. now my mom is 55.
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I just read something that said “Cheesecake Factory is Applebee’s in lace front.” and not only do I 100% agree I would like to go further and add that you can see the lace.
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Yall gotta realize, “city girls” culture works well in major cities where most niggas sc*m full time. They’ll happily blow a bag on a bad bitch bc when you get it fast, you spend it fast. Yall be in Kentucky asking regular men that work 80 hard hours a week to fund your lifestyle.
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I was at a function last night and a nigga’s toast was “anything worth doing, is worth overdoing—- moderation is for cowards; so let’s drink to that.”.
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I’ve always loved how realistic the timeline is. Issa nem are 33 and JUST beginning to get it all together. You don’t have to have life figured out by 25. #InsecureHBO.
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Southwest so weird for emailing me constantly about $50 flights only for me to click the link and there be not a single $50 flight.
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I’m 23, get my masters in 2 weeks, I’m grown and independent as is my baby sister who turns 21 in a few months and is away at school. My mom travels one weekend a month to run marathons internationally. Like she’s very much living a full life Lmao 32 wasn’t old and neither is 55.
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Idk I don’t wanna be super inner city but literally when we would fuck up in school, ALL my black teachers would speak in this EXACT same tone and cadence to amplify the seriousness of the moment and express their disappointment. Like this is Black teacher to black student 101.
see i was with him until i looked at his acc… he literally proceeds to berate the students to their faces and uploads it online to the general public KNOWING it’s gonna create discourse…literally allowing grown ass adults on tiktok to make fun of them
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I want y’all to look at your biweekly pay check, multiply it by 2, then by 12, and understand that a tax increase on people that make more than $400k a year DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU.
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@TheBaddestMitch If so, please have him lmk who her lash tech and/or drug dealer is cause that’s a good deal!.
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Then start marching Luther we don’t care.
I will go on a WALK for a first date. I’m on a date to get to know the man not the wallet.
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girls get one synthetic wig, dye it green, and now all of a sudden I’M not slime enough.
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y'all shame women for making chicken Alfredo for y'all hungry asses whole time you grew up on rotisserie chicken and canned peas but you call ya moms a "queen".
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I can’t wait to have my own apartment and pick decor and shit. Real adult life.
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I’m sorry Idk why Kentucky caught this stray it was completely unprovoked.
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hmm? . since you got your degree, and you know every-fucking-thing
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My nail tech like 18 & the girl that do my lashes like 19. young, Black women out here EATING. I stan.
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and honestly that can be an intimate student-teacher moment that brings gravity to a student about where they are academically, and pushes them to do more. The issue is that y’all don’t put the fucking phones down. Recording / posting it makes it seem disingenuous & performative.
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You’re in MIAMI but missing TALLY bc of the food?!?? I—.
I mainly miss Tallahassee because of the food. If Miami had Burrito Boarder, Mr. Robotos (and the little Boba place), California Chicken Grill, and Chubbys I’d be perfectly fine 🤗.
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It was in reference to this tweet babes, hope y’all go outside and touch some grass today❤️
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I’m 22. I’m not dating to marry I’m dating for experiences. you niggas can die today, idc.
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@HaveAmbition_ Fr I minored in French and we would watch cultural movies and read books all the time.
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“I know it’s been a while, I’m drinking mimosas thinking about what we used to do after I left brunches with the girls and— anyway, I just really want you to be happy even if it’s not with me. Tell baby sis text me, I found the link to where I got them lashes. Merry Christmas♥️”
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“Crazy I was too wrapped up in them hoes to see the true gift I had in you. Christmas ain’t really the same without you but I hope you have a great day. Tell ya people I said hey.”
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This insinuates that the people using EBT are making poor choices intentionally and voluntarily which in most cases isn’t true. Food deserts and food insecurity often make unhealthy food options the only realistic choice based on affordability and access. Check your privilege.
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@Whitleysdaughtr I just don’t think he’s berating them. He didn’t curse, yell, or single anyone out. He’s letting them know there’s a significant gap between where they are and grade level. They’re 13, it should be important to them that they know fundamentals like basic shapes.
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If I ever say “it’s cool, don’t worry about it.” it is not in any way, shape, or form cool and you should be very worried about it.
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Play Youngboy in yo restaurant imma throw my silverware on the floor and eat with my hands.
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Niggas will “can we still be friends?” you to death because they want your energy in any form that they can get it.
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HBCU students, as it’s becoming popular amongst corporate and government entities to “support”y’all, please use this performative white guilt to y’all advantage. There are so many internship, fellowship and grant opportunities. Eat off them. If y’all need links/info DM me.
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lmao when you first start talking to a nigga and ask him what he doing and he says “in the studio”
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It just occurred to me that some of yall was the niggas that couldn’t read at grade-level and was getting subbed in the ‘come to Jesus’ speeches, and that’s why y’all so offended. I excelled in school so that shit went in one ear and out the other. Yikes.
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I also taught for two years in Detroit Public Schools. lmao some of y’all haven’t even been around children for extended periods of time. please stfu.
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Y’all be criminally horny?? Bringing the nigga is ludicrous anyway, but to bring him against everyone’s wishes and then say he can’t do any of the activities or excursions is nuts lmaaaooo nigga literally just a dildo waiting in the room that’s wicked.
Sorry, I’ll be that girl. Yup I gotta man & ion know how to act now. He’s coming, he won’t participate in the activities/excursions but when y’all drunk & looking for random dick. My good good up man will be right in my room waiting for me.
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A lot of HBCUs were founded by yt people, but FAMU wasn’t, y’all be great though.
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Grandma, don’t you cry, I’ll be a Delta til’ I die. Spr 58’ Beta Chapter, 14 X Spr 18’ Beta Alpha Chapter, 15.#noteveryonecanbeinthenumber #60yearslaterherlegacycontinues #grannysoror #soulsteppingsororsofdst #peeptheshoes
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It’s so funny because I’m not a stan of either artist, I have no dog in the fight, but I figured that random TikTok in a sprinter wasn’t THAT intentional. Ice Spice basically let a bunch of messy ass teenagers (her fans) spin that shit and believed it lmfao.
Mulatto says she didn’t purposely have Ice Spice’s video playing in the background of her preview for “Sunday Service”
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the VP elect of the United States of America is an HBCU-educated Black woman. we are powerful. we are resilient. we are magic. we can do anything.
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Doing husband and wife activities with a man who was only meant to be in your life for a season can only lead to unnecessary emotional strife and turmoil.
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after my morning runs I be wanting to go to the store and steal so the people can chase me. I be feeling FAST.
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This IG post just said when white people see a opp they be like ‘we’ve got company’ 😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😂😭😭.
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you niggas are MAD WEIRD. buddy asked for my number YESTERDAY. we exchanged a few texts and I just—. the “bout damn time” was in reference to me taking “too long” to respond. lmao I hate it here.
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After my 22nd time cutting a nigga off, I be done fr. you hoes be doormats.
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Meg called that tiny nigga a bitch in 10,000 different ways for 120 seconds straight. I love it here.
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I stayed at this nigga house one night and he handed me a pillow with a satin pillow case and said “for your hair”. 1. thanks king, but I am bald. 2. this not your first rodeo HUH?!??.
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men are traditionalists when it comes to wanting to be the head of the household, and expect submissiveness, but jump to being ultra progressive when it comes to paying bills. You split rent ass niggas will never be treated the same as your granddad who paid for everything, sorry.
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Why Greek people be like “free my neos” and they the ones holding them hostage???.
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if a nigga get a notification and be dramatic like “ugh what this nigga want??” . it’s a bitch.
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my issue with yts crossing D9 orgs isn’t even usually with them, it’s how the Black internet gets on here and worships them. like them pledging brings some new legitimacy or relevancy to OUR organizations?!??.
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It’s always the niggas you should’ve never even given the time of day that end up showing their ass the most.
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the Kardashians been in the race to be the darkest Armenians to ever live. them hoes BEEN appropriating culture and tap dancing along the line of offensive and inappropriate for YEARS AND profiting from it. y’all get fake up in arms every time and then go watch season 45 of KUWTK.
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I would rather chew through concrete than have a nigga that puts me in a position to argue with another woman🤢.
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Yt people BEEN having “darties” and drinking hard liquor and doing coke off each other before noon. Y’all be filled with so much self-hate. Who tf told y’all how brunch HAD to be!? Like what is this standard you’re afraid to deviate from???.
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@bongbogwitch @Raeahnna !! My mom literally goes out, does triathlons, travels constantly? And buys herself whatever she wants like my girl is LIVING.
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they be OUTRAGED.
No nigga suck they teeth harder than a dude being reminded he has a girlfriend.
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I’m too grown to be analyzing a grown ass man’s thought processes. I go by your actions and then I act accordingly.
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pro tip: it’s always nothing unless explicitly stated otherwise.
Be clear in your intentions ion wanna think it’s something it’s not.
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I don’t think we realize how important it is to pray when entering into new relationships, romantic, platonic, or otherwise. Every new person you let into your life is another energy you’re coming into contact with.
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nine years from today my IG bio will read: millionaire. mogul. mommy.
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Just got a job that I’m essentially completely unqualified for off personality alone. Ugh I’m a 10.
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I’ve mastered being able to admit when I’m wrong and apologize. I now can’t and won’t tolerate anything less from anyone that I deal with in any capacity. It’s 2019. We’re taking accountability these days. Grow up.
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I LOVE my HBCU😭 my dean just called my cell phone to personally congratulate me on graduating and then proceeded to ask me my jacket size because apparently all School of the Environment grads get personalized FAMU windbreakers for free. love it here🥰.
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*24 hours pass*.“Wyd?”.
apologize like a nigga . GO 😂.
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I never pictured myself live tweeting through a worldwide pandemic and nationwide race war all in the same 90 day period but here we are.
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Coming home is hard because I’ve realized that I really do have an entirely different perspective on life since coming to college and I have a really clear and focused vision about my future and how I want to live.
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flights so cheap I’ll be personally offended if a nigga don’t fly me out in the next few months.
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women still offended by men calling them “hoes” are beyond me. that man is probably mad that he can’t have you, and when did we even start valuing these niggas opinions? .“hoe” in a negative connotation is a social construct created by men and for men to maintain the patriarchy.
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we’re at brunch and someone was talking about overextending themselves and being exhausted and giving to people and pouring out way more than they’re receiving and my auntie said “niggas will make it without you, don’t fool yourself, better tell they ass no.” . message for 2020.
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It is absolutely ok to outgrow people without it resulting in a big, dramatic falling out. we are grown, learn to just leave mfs alone.
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First of all, FAMU Set Friday was originally created as a marketplace for the many student-entrepreneurs on campus, and that is still one of its many purposes. It is not and never has been “just a fashion show or party”.
Visual representation of since been. At a PWI like UF Black spaces like “the set” are extremely important. When it’s 40,000 people who don’t look like you “the set” becomes a place of peace. It’s not just a fashion show or party for us. So learn your history and please graduate
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Cousins.
What’s something that ISN’T Black but FEELS Black to you?.
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you ever said “wrong bitch” and your feelings was hurt bc you know you really was the wrong bitch.
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niggas make it so easy not to like them anymore,.like why would you start rapping??.
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just think, if you let that nigga go today you could find your husband this homecoming.
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It’s certain people that can’t ever speak to me again and it’s not because of the argument or whatever situation has us at odds, it’s because in the midst of it you showed me who you really were.
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Pretending FAMU isn’t in the top 5 most well known HBCU’s is delusion.
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