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this girl doesn’t know she’s the only one on my close friends and all my stories are for her to slide into my dms
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girlf is on twitter so i can’t like topless women here anymore, i will be missed
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that 7th sem in manipal really raised some unrealistic expectations, i don’t think i’ll ever be that happy in life again
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bro istg if i don’t get stipend by tomorrow morning i’ll sell this company’s automation code for 250 rupees
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manipal really went from
hari patti aankhe laal to
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hey(with the intention of cab share,23rd july 11:20am, airport to manipal)
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if i ever have a twt gf i will defo gift her a book with her best tweets
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yes babe you’re so anna deetee puff puff pass brocode chugging sunset at malpe sikkim nahi manipal andha paisa 3 subject back/dt bits goa reject socially burnt out academic peak,
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3months in tech and i'm convinced no one here really knows how things work, people just yoloing code and somehow these products work
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colleges should have mid term vivas throughout the students life, like so what if you’re 30 come to manipal and give a presentation about your wife and cat
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thinking of making an alt account where i sell feet pics to pay blr rent
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my friend actually asked my south indian friend if they moan like ayooooo ayooooo
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my office is having women’s day celebration for the 3 women that work here
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bro, on my office trip this intern got piss drunk and puked all over the cottage which he was sharing with two managers and they had to clean it 😭, man really turned the tables
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asked this girl in a club if she has tattoos and she showed me all 8 of them
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on the first day of a class in junior school we had to introduce ourselves with an adjective starting with the first letter of our name and i had just learnt the word anxious and i wanted to show off so i said hey i am anxious ankush without even knowing what it means
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every time before i leave for uni, dad will have to buy an unhealthy amount of treats for my dog because of how sad he gets
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3 months in and today we found out that our cook has a twin and some days it’s the twin that comes to work, we couldn’t tell, their food also tastes the same
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my pink hair lmaoo
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so down bad i’m watching gilmore girls and reading kafka on the shore
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yesterday i realised i have no one to drunk text in my life and that’s so sad
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who called it Calcutta bumble and not Bhawanipur educational society college
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going from your down bad era to your bitchless era is so weird, like what do i do with all this extra time i’d spent obsessing over a person, do i read a book or sth?
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i go to the gym after 11pm so that i’m alone and i can blast my taylor swift x sza x doja cat playlist while working out
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my friends office has a cat meanwhile the cutest thing in my office is still me 😞
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i have gone for so many concerts but i dont think anything will beat kk with college friends in campus ever
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was down bad for this girl for over a year and today she soft launched her boyf on ig i’m not okay
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nothing will ever be this big in the history of humankind and some of yall just too delusional to accept that
Ticketmaster was forced to halt Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour sale in France due to technical issues as the queue had over 1 million fans trying to buy tickets.
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learnt more about scrum agile model in one meeting with our product manager than in the 32hrs software engineering course in manipal
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you guys know that stage of a relationship where it’s too risky to book tickets together for a concert 4months later cause you have no idea where this is going, that’s me for lolla 24
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we’re both flirting like we are in love but she knows i’m not going to Indiranagar and i know she’s not coming to Sarjapur
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date a fashion student and see how none of your outfits slay anymore
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told my brother i was staying over at a friends and that i needed him to swiggy genie my contact lens solution, mfker sent a kamasutra with it
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when you’re reading your old conversations and the phone buzzes with a new text from them>>>>>
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finished my internship and i’m way worse at coding than i was 6 months ago but for some reason i know what an emc isilon is
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manager is typing for 2mins, that’s it guys it was nice having a job
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someone said i look like ranveer allhabadia and i’ve never felt more insulted
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when my boards were going on i used to watch oggy and the cockroaches(hindi) in my study breaks
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going on a pottery painting date not because i’m van gogh or sth but because she’s cute asfff
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was super proud of this slay floral shirt i bought online until today when i saw one of my mom’s 55yr old friend wear the same shirt on her whatsapp story
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sharing a grab rail with someone on a crowded metro is so intimate, i may just kiss this uncle
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too many irls on twt otherwise i would’ve shared a thread on how to suck dick
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Spirit of cricket, this is how i wanna play this is what i wanna watch
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august has been full bt, everyone going for higher studies while i’m just getting high without any studies
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2024 dating wrapped so far
-dating the love of my life who i will marry
2024 dating wrapped so far
-ghosted every guy who showed any interest.
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your childhood years definitely shape your personality, jaane tu ya jaane na got me simping for every girl named aditi.
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i’m just here looking for all the accounts who said they gonna post titis if arg won
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barbie is just an excuse for men to dress fruity and slay so why not
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replying to their story with a lmaooo after you have ghosted them for 2 weeks
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nobody will tell you how tough it is to do the most basic household work until you start living alone
forget to take out three day old laundry and it smells like vomit now 🧺💩
kept four eggs on the kitchen counter and one rolled down 😭🐣
dropped milk while pouring 😔💔
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there’s a s3 of indian matchmaking already bencho kitna shaadi kr rhe hai yeh log
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bsdiwale sab ladkioke pics pe hazar likes krenge mere chotu seh hamster ko bus 30 likes diye
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literally the highlight of my day these days is shark tank india and that too these 19yr old entrepreneurs make me wanna kms
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when your card declines in therapy and they start playing your class 5 elocution where you fumbled on stage
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literally as a kid, being a dhoni fan was my whole personality. i had dhoni wallpaper, dhoni dp, dhoni phone cover, dhoni tshirts, the csk anthem was my alarm and i still can’t process that it’s the end of an era in cricket and my life
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saw a middle aged lady driving a red thar today morning and invariably said mommy
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should you say hi to your boss when he comes and starts peeing in the urinal next to you
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my 22yr old 5’11 male friend still isn’t allowed to go on sleepovers
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i am one heartbreak away from becoming the best fast bowler in the world
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gotta write some python code tonight but all i can think about is system pe system bitha ra chora jaat ka and mahesh dalle bete dalle pe ni baap tera dalla a
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this mfcker from a junior school bus said my shoes were nice and when i smiled back he was like even though they are fake, kids these days need to be belted properly
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bsdike alec benjamin canceled, does anyone wanna buy my lollapalooza ticket!???
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why is no one from manipal institute saying anything about me on slick, fomo fr
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today i asked my manager if i can take bereavement leave after a breakup and he said no
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had a very bad situationship breakup, i’m officially entering my sad boy era who want me?
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doing an aws course and this lady with the most indian accent keeps saying asS3 bucket
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