colleges should have mid term vivas throughout the students life, like so what if you’re 30 come to manipal and give a presentation about your wife and cat
bro, on my office trip this intern got piss drunk and puked all over the cottage which he was sharing with two managers and they had to clean it 😭, man really turned the tables
on the first day of a class in junior school we had to introduce ourselves with an adjective starting with the first letter of our name and i had just learnt the word anxious and i wanted to show off so i said hey i am anxious ankush without even knowing what it means
3 months in and today we found out that our cook has a twin and some days it’s the twin that comes to work, we couldn’t tell, their food also tastes the same
going from your down bad era to your bitchless era is so weird, like what do i do with all this extra time i’d spent obsessing over a person, do i read a book or sth?
Ticketmaster was forced to halt Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour sale in France due to technical issues as the queue had over 1 million fans trying to buy tickets.
you guys know that stage of a relationship where it’s too risky to book tickets together for a concert 4months later cause you have no idea where this is going, that’s me for lolla 24
was super proud of this slay floral shirt i bought online until today when i saw one of my mom’s 55yr old friend wear the same shirt on her whatsapp story
nobody will tell you how tough it is to do the most basic household work until you start living alone
forget to take out three day old laundry and it smells like vomit now 🧺💩
kept four eggs on the kitchen counter and one rolled down 😭🐣
dropped milk while pouring 😔💔
literally as a kid, being a dhoni fan was my whole personality. i had dhoni wallpaper, dhoni dp, dhoni phone cover, dhoni tshirts, the csk anthem was my alarm and i still can’t process that it’s the end of an era in cricket and my life
gotta write some python code tonight but all i can think about is system pe system bitha ra chora jaat ka and mahesh dalle bete dalle pe ni baap tera dalla a
this mfcker from a junior school bus said my shoes were nice and when i smiled back he was like even though they are fake, kids these days need to be belted properly