@asemota
Imagine him and Sópé O.T. Law together in court...
"My Lord, these evidence show that the election was rigged and you self know, except you don collect shut-up money"
You just called it "sharia crisis" cos that's what it was. Kaduna state government announced the introduction of sharia to the state even though kaduna wasn't a Muslim state. Christians in the state protested against the announcement. Muslim extremists saw the protest as an...
I should hate Christianity with my full chest then because sharia crisis of 2000 wasn't ignited by Muslims but Christians in Kachia, Zonkwa & Kafanchan. Yes my Grandfather was burnt alive for being a Muslim.
Your hate for Islam is inborn, it has absolutely nothing to do with
attack on their religion and went on rampage killing people and destroying properties. I have family members that survived the carnage by running to military barracks in kaduna.
Make una stop to dey support evil because na your religion person do am.
I act like I'm okay, but deep down I really want to give
@EtuboLion
aka baby white lion a knock right his forehead, just to hear the "gaun" sound it'll make.
And people were kidnapped in kaduna just days ago.
See bah, it's amazing how this country manages to survive in the midst of all the chaos. I used to "not care" until saturday the 16th of September 2017, when I chop two slaps from one particular man among some men mounting a...
@Nwunyeegombute3
Bigger auditorium = increased membership, because more people go come
Increase in membership = increase in tithe,and offering. Meaning more money for the church
More money for church mean say pastor fit buy more jets and build more schools wey 90% of member no fit afford
@Ugochukwu_96
The day is bright
It's bright and fair
Oh happy day
The day of joy
The day is bright
It's bright and fair
Oh haaappy day of joy (mama jollof rice)
How to avoid Nigerian billing. A very short guide.
I got to the new wing of MMIA yesterday and thought that the new building would bring new attitudes. It did at first until I tried to pass through the “nothing to declare” customs exit. I was guided to “something to declare” 😩
@jostezz_
E be like even those ones get their own group chat cos I nor understand.
Na them carry coffin protest during GEJ administration, today na state governors, Buhari, and spiritual problem dem say make we blame.
@africatechie
@asemota
It's very possible because a bank account that has your name but isn't yours, is a super highway for pure heroine/cocaine to be converted to a roasted corn.
In 2014 we (my brother and myself) applied for enlistment into the
@NigerianNavy
and the screening was to take place at NNS Delta. We went to warri with 20 abi 25k which was all we had to cover our accommodation, feeding, transportation and other expenses for the duration of the
That day, I came to the realization that Nigeria could happen to me at any time, and I go out everyday knowing that it could be my last. I call my twin and we talk everyday since then, no matter how brief.
Me to join some other guys that were already in the bus with a driver and two other men that we're part of the group, but for the intervention of one Iye wey God go bless. Iye say them no dey carry me go anywhere, say I be her pikin oh. Na iye be the "god" wey save me that day...
I'm seeing all the tweets about people missing their dads and I really can't relate cos I never really had one. Man was never present and we have no relationship whatsoever. He's probably still out there somewhere.
How much did you spend on yourself from your salary??
Them no born you, born sufferhead. Enjoy like 50k from the salary, you worked for it. So, run to Quickshop and splurge on yourself🫵
As an Ngwa babe, one thing we don’t buy from the market in my father’s house is Garri. Frying Garri is definitely not one of my favorite chores looool. But onye ga iri garrị ga ịghe ya, ọbughị lezi? If you must eat, then you should work, no?
#notashamedofmyroots
#riabani
I studied the routine at the main gate and various other gates with new and particular attention. On occasions, I deliberately kept late nights or utilised my late return from our discussions to recce at night. I studied the HQ armoury and magazine of the 149 Mechanised Infantry
roadblock. They stopped our bus and we're searching every guy in the vehicle and their phones. They said they were policemen but weren't wearing their uniforms and weren't using a marked police vehicle. I was slapped because that particular guy was offended because I...