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Angie Harlowe

@angie_harlowe

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BSc in physio and psych | Toronto based companion. Probably not the best, but definitely not the worst. | angieharlowe @protonmail .com

Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2019
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Angie Harlowe
3 years
Porno idea: algebra professor teaches students about ASSociative, CUMmutative, and distriBUTTive properties
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5 years
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
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5 years
Men are like a box of chocolates in that I want to devour them all. @AllegraEscorts
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5 years
come plant one on me 💋 ...if you didn't like that pun, I hope it grows on you.
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Need an escort to chair your meeting? I'm your gal
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Angie Harlowe
3 years
who can I contact about starring in a reboot of Blue's Clues where the puzzle to solve is how to make me cum
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5 years
yeah risking it for the biscuit is cool but have you ever been naughty for the biscotti?
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5 years
It is thursday and I am thirsty 💦
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3 years
They say personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. Unfortunately, I have neither of those things and cant get out of my apartment, plz send help
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5 years
Top o' the mornin' to ya
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3 years
my tan(x) has a vertical asymptote at x = scapula
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
'Life isn't about what you know, it's about who you fuck along the way.' -my grandmother
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5 years
I live large in the sense that I eat large portions of food to maintain this 🍑
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Angie Harlowe
3 years
not a player, I just f*ck a lot
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
3 years
If you have a camel toe fetish, then you've come to the right place
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5 years
Trying to pose seductively but I have no idea wtf I'm doing so here is the result. Happy friday 💖 @AllegraEscorts
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
Nipples playing peekaboo in this demi cup bra
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
3 years
hour 3 of building a dresser. this is not the type of screwing I was hoping to do on a Sunday night
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5 years
Cheesin cause I'm up to no gouda
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@angie_harlowe
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3 years
I wish all my problems were as small as my boobs
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
What do my legs and jam have in common?
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
3 years
Tried a new drug called Moderna today, all the cool kids are doing it
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
Put a fitted sheet on right on my first try so it's been a really successful day.
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
Just a boob and her boobs @AllegraEscorts
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
Who let this jabroni loose
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5 years
Naughty and nice and something about spice @AllegraEscorts
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
3 years
I blur my eyes because they're allegedly the window to the soul, and there's some messed up shit going on in there that yall should not have to see
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5 years
Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10.
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@angie_harlowe
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5 years
Le rouge et le noir
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5 years
Perched, perky & feelin' peachy
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
3 years
Hope you all have a fucktastic Friday
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
Sometimes I wear clothes. But only so you can watch me fumble like a fool while I strive against all odds to give you the strip tease of your goddamn life.
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Angie Harlowe
3 years
👼: ffs it's 3am go to sleep 😈:
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
Tyre tyre, my libido's on fyre
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
Fake it till you make it unless we're talking about orgasms
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
3 years
S'not easy being green
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3 years
Good people of Twitter, It only took 2 years + 1 pandemic for me to get my sh!t together.
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Angie Harlowe
4 years
Dearest lovers, Ive been away from twitter and email over the past couple of months while taking some time to recharge, focus on work, and recover from a concussion (which definitely occured while i was doing something brave and heroic like saving a basket of puppies (1)
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3 years
door's always open except in the event of a fire, in which case imma slam that motherf**ker shut and run
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
Welcome to my lair
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
4 years
You could say it's been a rocky year
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
5 years
"I hope she'll be a pervert-thats the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little pervert."
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
Working on a reboot of 'lemon stealing wh*re'
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
Joie de vivre or something
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
Baby got brow
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
I have range, @ Martin Scorsese hmu for you next flick
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Angie Harlowe
4 years
easter bunting reporting for duty 🐰
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@angie_harlowe
Angie Harlowe
3 years
Hear me out: a Halloween party where everyone wears cargo pants, and we call it a Boo! Khaki
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
Happy Friday friends, lovers, bots, and ghost followers! (Flamin)Go have an amazing weekend xxxx
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
I AM FLOORED: Thanks for tuning in for this first episode of my podcast ‘less is floor’, coming to you from a floor in downtown Toronto. @AllegraEscorts
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
(Ce)note to self: explore more cenotes in 2020
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Angie Harlowe
5 years
Toasted and golden, like a croissant 🥐
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