They say personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. Unfortunately, I have neither of those things and cant get out of my apartment, plz send help
Sometimes I wear clothes. But only so you can watch me fumble like a fool while I strive against all odds to give you the strip tease of your goddamn life.
Dearest lovers,
Ive been away from twitter and email over the past couple of months while taking some time to recharge, focus on work, and recover from a concussion (which definitely occured while i was doing something brave and heroic like saving a basket of puppies (1)
I AM FLOORED: Thanks for tuning in for this first episode of my podcast ‘less is floor’, coming to you from a floor in downtown Toronto.
@AllegraEscorts