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Pro-bullying politicians and a union stan. A ’90s and 2000s historian. Hurricanes, Dolphins, Panthers, Marlins and HEAT OF MIAMI connoisseur. 🇭🇹
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Joined July 2010
It’s not funny but a woman from San Diego saw this tweet and booked a flight to DC for this and now she’s roommates with Ronald Reagan.
JANUARY SIXTH, SEE YOU IN DC!.
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The Pistons beat Kobe and Shaq in their primes and I’ve never heard those dudes talk at the level the ‘08 Celtics do.
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Black peoples gonna be in that theater rooting for Kang, I’ll be one of them 🫡.
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Yung Miami: So da people be saying that you and Lebron go together on da side. Beyoncé: huh .Yung Miami: You don’t fuck with Lebron no mo?.
I wanna see Yung Miami interview Beyoncé 😂😂😂.
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@TheKalenAllen Outlining pictures with a marker and coloring it in with a color pencil had me feeling like Vincent van Gogh.
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I thought this was Jose Canseco.
New look at Dwayne Johnson from his next project 'The Smashing Machine'
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oh btw Tom Holland is the best Peter Parker we’ve had. That one damn scene. Listen.
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What are y'all top 5 HBO shows of all time?.
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I gotta find the one where he called birdman broke and said “You broke now and you want to fuck that old lady credit up knowing her shit bad too.” .The “old lady” he was referring to was Toni Braxton.
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“You sound smart to somebody dumb.” -Damon Dash.
Dr. Umar tells Nick Cannon that at least 20% of black on black crime is an after effect of ADHD medication. (🎥 @counselculture_ )
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Someone in Philly caught him eating ribs.
Dr Umar explains why he left Islam 😳. “Why do i need to learn the Arab language to worship God”
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one of the greatest tweets in history.
She in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!.
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Find someone who loves you the way Stephen A Smith loves Melo.
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“Is that nigga reading” - Thomas Jefferson.
Our Founding Fathers wouldn't recognize the America we live in today. They would be horrified, and rightfully so.
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@big_business_ This is the same man that asked Pete Davidson, “Is your dad still around.” After Pete just said his dad passed away in 9/11. He’s a terrible interviewer.
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Lebron heard Make It Rain by Travis Porter at the Office with Chalmers and Mike Miller in 2010 and has believed for 12 years that was Migos. Check on y’all uncles, man.
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When I was in elementary school, the year Shaq joined the Heat they told us we'd have a new Heat player come and talk to our class. Boy we was excited as hell thinking Shaq was gonna come through. It was Kenyon Dooling.
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Let’s not forget this sickening group .Annie Lennox is that bitch, period.
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@PBSImpulse9 The woman who did my braids in high school had a booth at a barber shop and one of the dudes found out I was in high school and proceeded to ask me a bunch of questions about our football team because he gambled on high school football games and bruh.dsfdsalkfskal.
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No, cause why were so many of them taking selfies, pics and videos of them committing treason 💀.
they don't talk enough about how Jan 6 was also very funny.
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I truly believe Jay-Z heard this and got inspired to do DOA 💀.
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Sisqo was singing his ass off on Wild Wild West.
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Holding this interview while he's in Idaho for something called the, "Billionaires Summer Camp" doesn't make him look better.
Disney CEO Bob Iger—who makes $27M/year—complains that writers & actors aren't realistic in their demands, refuses to answer what’s unrealistic, & admits a strike will be devastating. Yes—that’s how strikes work. That’s why they’re effective. Pay Workers.
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@wholesomefoxx Him spelling the name wrong so the tweet couldn’t be muted by those who wanted to avoid spoilers and tweeting this opening day is still so.
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They were carrying Bran’s ass like Bolto the dog the first 5 seasons I hope he tells Jaime the business.
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Angela how many statues of The Prophet Mohammad have you seen in your lifetime in the state of Georgia?.
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@LordDexHinton I’ve talked to him before and it’s so funny because he really yells like that when he has a normal conversation with people. Super nice guy tho.
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Like I know you think this might be funny at first but if I was an adjunct professor who had to grade this, I might resort to violence.
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It’s kind of insane how talented each member in Toto is .
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Someone on here once said something like, “Yes the movie played into racist troupes but at the end of the day they came together to defeat the real evil. Rich and powerful yt men.” 💀💀.
Aye Rush Hour was a racist movie…. LMFAOOO.
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It’s really not funny .This woman should not be an elected official. Her whole identity is getting sound bites to appeal to people who are equally bat shit crazy.
Greene: Mr. Fauci. You’re not a doctor. You’re Mr. Fauci. Fauci:. Greene: I don’t need your answer. He doesn’t deserve to have a license. He belongs in prison!
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that night DJ Khaled got lost at sea is still hilarious.
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Because of his constant conspiracy theories, his supporters would go to the gravesites of the deceased children who were massacred at Sandy Hook and urinate on their graves. So fuck this dude forever.
Alex Jones BREAKS INTO TEARS after being forced to sell his ranch to pay legal bills
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Lil Yachty dressed like Nancy Pelosi in 2020.
Lil Yachty shows Dr. Umar a unique painting that's disguised as a white Jesus, but when opened, it unveils a Black Jesus.
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When Bretman Rock said that his dad named him after Bret Hart and The Rock, I was in tears for about 5 minutes.
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Don’t ever forget .1. This song is one of the greatest things to comes out of the University of Miami football program .2. Greg Olsen had the best verse.
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@DepressedDETN @Artie_Thinks Pizza on the way. Mom said you can spindanight.A fight about mario kart on the 64 will happen in 2 hours.
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Man just walking around the theme park with his lil towel saying, "GOT DAMN ITS HOT.".At least buy Jr a snack.
You will not get my ass on a roller coaster lmao nope. Nah.
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I legit listened to Joe Budden and Slaughterhouse to get a man .so let me just avoid this convo.
Top 5 rappers that scared the hoes?? GO.
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In no order.Silicon Valley.The Sopranos.VEEP.GOT.Barry.
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Big Latto Bogut?.
the Aces are so much better without ___ ______. 🌚🌚🌚.
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Alabama players are somewhere laughing in their chargers.
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I knew y'all had a problem when the pandemic first hit yall was staying up late to gamble on Korean Baseball, Belarusian Soccer and Marbles.
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Trying to fight some Detroit union workers on strike seems like an extremely poor decision.
A brawl erupted after a man driving by allegedly hurled racial slurs and insults at striking United Auto Workers members .
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He’s in sweet embrace of C-C-C-Christ the Lord.
Black Noir deserved better. I’m so tired.
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lmfaooo every time I see a picture of him at a sports event the team he is rooting for loses.
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Remember that time you compared abortion to slavery and when black people told you that was a horrible thing to say, you got your ass on tv and said you’re feelings were hurt? .If you don’t delete this bullshit.
Please read this thread. And then read the speech. And then read Dr. King’s Letter from Birmingham Jail. And then seek out someone who is a different race than you and listen to their life experience. And then find a way to serve them.
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Everyone is pro-american sports unless the people representing us are women or black. What a corny loser.
Don’t kill the messenger. This #USWNT is polarizing. Politics, causes, stances, & behavior have made this team unlikeable to a portion of America. This team has built its brand and has derived its power from being the best/winning. If that goes away they risk becoming irrelevant.
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@Natural_OneDurr Is he the one that created an international incident, by stealing stuff in China?.
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Yung Miami’s face got me in tears .she know he lying 💀.
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Someone told me to go back to California because I clapped .sksksksksksksks.Dude I’m from Florida I root for this team because I hate myself fuck outta here.
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My soulmate might be a married coworker?.I’ll go into the office Friday.
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@TheOlsgaard @AirTarig I remember reading somewhere that this whole thing was just an inside joke or something like that because Nickelodeon logo is orange.
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He said Salt Lake City is boring. None of these pictures you took are in Salt Lake City. Also, I’m not sure you’re the best ambassador to Salt Lake City.
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