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Seen this news report from Sheffield today and I can't stop watching it. Trust me stick with it 😂
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@NoContextBrits Dulux. For a bloke who used to wear two coats when it was cold
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If we go a couple down today at least start volleying them and put a couple out for the season 🇾🇪
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6 months
Free scarf? Weren't they trying to grief us for that at Wembley last year? 🤔
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Nice touch from the club. Free scarf for every supporter, bottle of water and cereal bar before boarding ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
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3 months
Diogo Dalot is comfortably the worst full back I've ever seen in a United shirt
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1 year
We call North Korea brainwashed for shite like this
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🚨 | NEW: Taxpayers will pay £8m for schools, police stations and councils to receive a FREE portrait of King Charles to hang up
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Reminder that Manchester city called on Barry bennell as a witness to help them avoid paying compensation to victims of their nonce club
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Watching that Wembley doc on netflix. The real scumbags were those giving out sly digs to jibbers who'd got through. Bad bad grasses
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7 years
@SteveDawson0972 Sniffing bike seats
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7 months
Galatasaray (a) 🇾🇪
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5 years
@barneyrednews 14 year old me before the game.
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2 years
Those worrying about our chances of making the top 4 obviously don't know next seasons Europa League final is in Budapest
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3 years
John moss having a breather and he's only on VAR
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3 years
Not seen a single red who's arsed Martial wants to leave
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4 years
@BBCMOTD Barcelona 26 May 1999. 14 years old had the week off school to go via coach and saw United complete the Treble having also seen us win the league and cup. Simple, uncomplicated times
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@OfficialDinsey This is the kind of pettiness that I've got a lot of time for
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@Cptnrwrpnts More questions than answers
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4 years
@talkSPORT Solskjaer obviously
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@SkyNews Only good thing about Margaret Thatcher is that she's dead
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4 years
A Sean promise means more
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3 years
@Lord_Sugar You'd think they'd be able to take a joke given their 'famous sense of humour'
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1 year
Ticket stub from a cup final was always something worth keeping. Shite this digital bollocks
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1 year
Wonderful news
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John Terry still has nightmares about his penalty miss in the Champions League final, 15 years ago ⏮️
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Tyldesley and Mccoist on comms levels above everyone else
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7 years
@Lord_Sugar May won? Wind it in big Al.
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5 years
@E4Tweets Photo finish between this and Mrs Brown's boys for worst TV show of all time
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3 years
Here we are now. All the lads
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8 months
Got to take my boys to the game today 🇾🇪
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6 months
@RichHarris1875 How do you know they're not millionaires? Bit judgemental based on how people look
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2 years
John Aldridge is a cunt #FACupDraw
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5 years
@WeahsCousin Ed Sheeran and Seasick Steve as his bodyguards
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@CantonaManc Sign this man
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@yehblitzed @swp29 @stebevan He's not really though is he
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6 months
Lol when Phil Taylor used to absolutely batter players then get them to wait around and sign the board
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10 months
Might go Galatasaray away and come back with a full head of hair
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6 years
My 2 year old has just been putting on an 11 fold for the weekend and said 'Daddy, why is it called Ladbrokes? Is there a Lassbrokes as well where feminists can bet on Strictly come dancing?' I said 'That 11 folds got no chance you've backed us to win at Stamford bridge'
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1 year
After Brentford away I couldn't see any way back for over half this team. Next day Big Erik ten Hag has had them running their bollocks off and laid down the law. I'm the gaffer end of chat. He's somehow turned them round and got them playing with passion and pride. Up the Reds
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5 months
Really struggling with the depression again. Convinced it will beat me one day. Just hope it's not this time.
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4 years
Mental that arsenal finished 8th yet tonight they could be double winners. You see they won the football league centenary trophy in 1988 and as current holders that's how winning the double works now apparently.
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@jack90MCFC @TMCTanks @D16S1972 @robbro7 There's a difference between A treble and THE Treble
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3 years
@JoshuaN96277723 Their away end was better last season
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@thecasualultra Young shirt wearer getting belted isn't on tbh
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2 years
Never forget
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2 years
Just seen a mouthy west ham fan who was picking on an old bloke getting his head bounced off a minibus window. Tremendous
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3 years
If Burnley don't give Cornet number 99 then the games gone
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2 years
Shocking away end yesterday tbt. You could tell there were loads in there who'd never been to a game before.
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2 years
Thirty years today since Leeds United sold us their greatest ever player.
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Barcelona (a)
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2 years
This time last year I was in the worst place I'd ever been. I'd genuinely considered doing the unthinkable it had gotten that bad. A year later I'm in a far better place. No matter how bad things get there's always hope things will improve. Have a great end to the year everyone.
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7 years
@YahooWilton @BBCSport Hello there @YahooWilton . Quick question for you What's the closest distance you're legally allowed near a school?
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3 years
@ManCity 'We see things they'll never see'
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3 years
Boy did we ruin some lives 🇾🇪
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'Ole's at the wheel' now being sung at Anfield. By both sets of fans. Brutal.
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6 years
Fair play to Victor Lindelof for bravely carrying on after going down with a knock to his shoulder in the first half. Especially as we all know shoulder injuries can be near fatal and can cause people to not shut the fuck up about them for months.
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@Danny_McMoomins Colin Jackson must get on his wife's nerves with the constant athletics chat
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@ncustisTheSun Reckon the lads from @TheAthleticUK will cover it if you're not arsed
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@90sfootball Denis Irwin
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@BBCNews I hope it's not me so I can carry on working nights
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@SkyNews Doesn't look the sort
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@SkySportsPL @LFC Jurgen klopp accusing somebody of wanting to make himself the centre of attention 👀
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We're all going to Wembley 🇾🇪
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4 years
One week since I was officially made redundant. Induction at my new job today
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1 year
Hopefully this is the start of something. We aspire to win bigger prizes but if this is a start then millions of lives are about to get ruined 🇾🇪
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@alwrufc @petercossins I think in the interest of fairness it would be correct for Barcelona to be stripped of their 2009 and 2011 European titles.
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@ericbristow this is some session you're on Eric.
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Michael Jackson fans are a precious bunch 😂
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@BBCSport Should fill 5 minutes
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4 years
It's such a shame what's happening to Bolton Wanderers. And by such a shame I mean fucking tremendous
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2 years
The only thing better than a late winner is an undeserved late winner 🇾🇪
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@ericbristow Pissed at twenty to two. Impressive
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3 years
Said it when mourinho left. Nothing changes until those above the manager change. Same conversation again in two to three years
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8pm on a Saturday is the absolute king of kick offs for an away game and I won't be told any different 🇾🇪
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Nani used to frustrate the hell out of me but he blinds the current lot by a mile
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Nani & Rooney vs Arsenal 09/10.
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@ManUtd My favourite story about him.
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4 years
Absolutely zero excitement about the football starting again. It's not 'back' until the grounds are full.
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5 years
Put Cristiano Ronaldo under intense pressure and you get the absolute best of Cristiano Ronaldo. Put Lionel Messi under intense pressure and he turns into fucking Warwick Davis in a Barcelona kit. Built a career on HGH and scoring hat tricks every week at home to Levante. Fraud
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This is weird even by their standards
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Virgil van Dijk 🫡 ❤️
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@MensPharm @jakerowl1 that smile on his face as she's taking the bait😂
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So excited for tomorrow to take my son to his first game.
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@AwayDaySleepers Seen better teeth on a cortina gearbox
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@Danny_McMoomins My old neighbours that. Never showed an interest in football. Next thing the cunts got a gazebo in his garden and playing vindaloo on repeat
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2 years
All rivalries aside this is fucking hilarious
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Hundreds of supporters were due to be picked up on Friday evening
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@90sUtd Him and Nicky Butt went toe to toe with a midfield of Zidane, Conte and Davids and played them off the park
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@YesterdaysStars @UtdBeforeFergie The bloke applauding up the tree after the second goal is my old man
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'Who are ya' FUCK OFF WITH THAT
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@robbro7 If they win the league AND European cup in the same season then they're up there with the best. Until then keep a lid on it
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Up the Reds 🇾🇪
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Sir Bobby 🇾🇪
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5 years
VAR weren't even checking that Jon Moss just wanted a breather
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8 years
When Zlatan Ibrahimovic left home at 16 he turned to his dad and said 'you are the man of the house now'
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Manchester United ruined Piers Morgans life
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6 years
Became a dad for the second time this morning to the beautiful baby boy Eric.
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Jose Moyesinho more like
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