@MooseAllain
Worked at a local paper with different titles, so standard way of answering the phone was "hello, newsroom". A colleague was wasting time one day looking at pictures of dogs and answered a call with "good afternoon, newsdog".
A nickname was born.
Ricky Ponting, only half-joking, might have nailed Bazball.
Kevin Pietersen praising Root "running the game, owning the space, leaving fielders scratching their heads".
Ponting: "But he's out now - and he got 40".
Thank you, Villa.
Thank you, Nassef and Wes, for reviving our club.
Thank you, Deano, for getting it back on its feet. For Ezri, Ollie, Ty, Dougie, Cash, Emi and Leon.
Thank you, Jack, for the memories. And the money.
Thank you, Fulham, for your big part.
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#avfc
Once again,
@GaryLineker
has shown his professionalism and class. Going to air while his club is dealing with a potentially tragic incident, possibly knowing far more than he can say, and handling it sensitively and with the right tone.
Fair play, Gary.
Newcastle 5-1 Villa
Villa 0-4 Tottenham
Man City 4-1 Villa
Palace 5-0 Villa.
We must have been pretty bloody good in those other 34 games to get 4th.
Won 20, drew 8, lost 6 - scored 74, conceded 43.
#AVFC
So Boris is telling people not to go to pubs, restaurants, cinemas etc - but not shutting them down. Thereby, presumably, eliminating the need to financially support them.
Also, this is the government who said the public had had enough of experts...
Aston Villa finish with 55 points, their best Premier League return in 11 years. Here's where 55 points got you in other seasons
𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬-𝟮𝟭: 𝟭𝟭𝘁𝗵
2019-20: 9th
2018-19: 8th
2017-18: 7th (Europa League)
2016-17: 8th
2015-16: 9th
2014-15: 9th
2013-14: 9th
2012-13: 8th
#AVFC
With that, Aston Villa have their best Premier League points return in 11 years.
𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬-𝟮𝟭: 𝟰𝟵 𝗽𝘁𝘀 (𝟯𝟱 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀)
2019-20: 35 pts (38 games)
2015-16: 17 pts
2014-15: 38 pts
2013-12: 38 pts
2012-13: 41 pts
2011-12: 38 pts
2010-11: 48 pts
2009-10: 64 pts
#AVFC
This is the problem with faux intellectuals and their gullible audience.
Someone like JRM could go on TV and say "If there are 33 days in Sproutember, there's no reason why we can't swim to Japan on a hobby horse" and his fans would nod wisely.
A complete myth and
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
should be embarrassed that he's spreading fake history.
The actual figure (in the UK) was at least 40,000 civil servants at the turn of the 19th/20th century. But that does not include civil servants in the Empire. Total closer to 120,000
But, mostly, thank you to this man.
Thank you for your dedication. Your tactical tweaks, your no-excuses culture, your ambition.
Thank you for taking us further than many of us imagined was possible.
Thank you, Unai.
Thank you, Villa. What a ride this is.
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#avfc
Good job for Prince William that Harry chose this weekend for his wedding and not next weekend, when his beloved Aston Villa are in the play-off final.
Imagine having to miss that. Your own brother's wedding.
#avfc
Just heard a clip on 5 Live of a Bournemouth beachgoer saying "I still don't know anyone who's even had it, so in my eyes it don't even matter".
When it comes to a deadly virus, it is no good to rely on people's "common sense" or ask people to act responsibility. They won't.
Thank you, Super John, for your leadership, determination and backside.
Thank you, JJ, for living out the dreams of us all.
Thank you, Ollie, for the goals; thank you, Emi, for the saves: thank you, Bouba, for the steel (and being a steal).
Thank you, Austin.
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#avfc
Next time HMRC demand a payment off me, I'll tell them I haven't forgotten them and a full payment scheme will be announced in a couple of days.
#selfemployed
Lovely
@AccidentalP
moment from Sam Matterface there.
Goes through the languages spoken by the Belgium squad, then as Lukaku nets: "...and he speaks the language of goals!"
Hope the
@BBCOne
announcer has one of those lines prepared like when a programme mentions someone who's since died.
"And now on BBC One, Have I Got News For You. This programme was recorded before the death of Boris Johnson's political career."
#HIGNFY
Transfer window health warning - these were the players Villa were linked with last summer, per the excellent
@villareport
.
Not saying there wasn't any interest in or discussions about the ❌️ players - but Spanish media, in particular, love using Emery/Monchi for clout.
#avfc
Story of first result, that of Houghton and Sunderland South, shows dramatic Reform surge - 6,895 to 11,668 - and only modest gain for the Labour victor Bridget Phillipson (who will be new education secretary). This underwrites idea of very significant Reform vote tonight. And
Almost 10,000 retweets.
For a picture of Liverpool, not London.
For a picture of football fans, not Yaxley-Lennon fanboys.
For a picture from 2005, not 2018.
@Twitter
, and its inability to control utter bullshit, is a major contributor to our educational/democratic deficit.
@mpole_mike
No I don't mind the tempo. I think it can be maintained without charging their smartest bowler when you're the wicket the oppo prizes the most, while setting up a run chase. I don't think they're doing it because of the weather. They'd do it during a heatwave.
On the left, the
@DailyMailUK
are throwing Olly Murs under the bus for the
#oxfordstreet
confusion.
On the right is how the Mail chose originally to "inform" people.
Pogba made a big mistake that may stop United from having a chance of winning the FA Cup.
But you'll notice the referee didn't scream in his face or chase him up the pitch.
I think the company that I work remotely for has forgotten that I exist. They haven't assigned me any work tasks to do in 4 months, nor have they let me go, and they're still paying me in full. Suits me, I'm not to blame for them forgetting I exist.
🚨BY ELECTION RESULT 🚨
Chiddingfold and Dunsfold, Waverley BC
LDM: 66.6% (+43.5)
CON: 30.3% (-11.2)
LAB: 3.1% (-5.0)
No GRN (-27.3) as previous
Lib Dem GAIN from Conservative 🔶
Huge congratulations to Cllr David Busby!
Nottingham Forest were relegated from the Premier League on April 24th 1999, with a 2-0 defeat at Villa Park.
Here's the two line-ups that day.
#NFFC
#AVFC
The two captains in the Chelsea v Fulham match are also the two oldest centre-backs used in the Premier League this season, with a combined age of 73.
#CHEFUL
@FootballCliches
However, I bet Andoni Iraola has never been part of the "I manage Bournemouth", "In Dorset?", "Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone" routine.
@GaryLineker
Agreed. And for all those who are saying "not in a pandemic", that isn't what Gary is referring to.
It's about the planned bill that will mean potentially 10 years in jail for "annoying" protests. Nothing to do with lockdowns.
@Telegraph
In 2002, Theresa May - a future Conservative Prime Minister - warned that they had become "the Nasty Party".
The fact a union leader might be a tad left wing and agree with her is not the slam dunk you think it is.
Final election thought.
Get yourself someone who looks at you the way George Osborne and Ed Balls look at Alan Johnson slagging off Momentum.
Night all.
#GE2019
In fact, this is the first season since *1993-94* that 55 points is a bottom-half total. And that was with 22 teams in the league.
So Villa very unlucky.
#AVFC
BBC right to refer to Peter Stringfellow as "having cancer, which he kept private".
Watch the tabloids use "secret cancer fight".
It's not a secret. You don't have the right to know.
Apparently so many fans are "furious" over the England flag portrayal on the back of the shirt.
The flag is "sacrosanct" and shouldn't be "defiled", apparently.
Unless you want to get on TV.
@miller_cricket
@legsidelizzy
Isn't the soft signal only for a complete failure of the tech? He never referred to a lack of clear evidence to overturn either. It's guesswork. No clear evidence of a clean catch.
First club to stand by its players and pull out of a fixture when the home club refused to postpone.
They will be docked points by the "heartbeat of women's football", the
@FAWNL
, I'm sure.
Congratulations to Brett Wright on a fantastic GAIN in Eastbourne Meads ward, putting East Sussex County Council into no overall control an incredible result for the party.
#Winninghere
Lib Dem 1649
Con 1361
Labour 157
Green 127