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Andrew Raeburn

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Sports journalist/commentator, sometimes heard on radio too. Magazine production editor. Podcast host. #AVFC fan. Trivia geek. Views own, mitts off.

Surrey in body/Sussex at heart
Joined August 2010
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Andrew Raeburn
7 years
@MooseAllain Worked at a local paper with different titles, so standard way of answering the phone was "hello, newsroom". A colleague was wasting time one day looking at pictures of dogs and answered a call with "good afternoon, newsdog". A nickname was born.
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@lucitelu Oh wow👏👏 Kings Cross-stitch. I'm all out of puns.
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Andrew Raeburn
1 year
Ricky Ponting, only half-joking, might have nailed Bazball. Kevin Pietersen praising Root "running the game, owning the space, leaving fielders scratching their heads". Ponting: "But he's out now - and he got 40".
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Andrew Raeburn
8 years
Is it George Osborne?
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Telegraph Football
8 years
The surprise name Barcelona players want as their new manager
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Andrew Raeburn
8 years
If Eric Bristow deletes those tweets and makes an apology, it'll be the first 180 he's made in years.
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Andrew Raeburn
4 months
Thank you, Villa. Thank you, Nassef and Wes, for reviving our club. Thank you, Deano, for getting it back on its feet. For Ezri, Ollie, Ty, Dougie, Cash, Emi and Leon. Thank you, Jack, for the memories. And the money. Thank you, Fulham, for your big part. (1/3) #avfc
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Andrew Raeburn
8 years
Can't wait for PMQs next Wednesday, the day of #Article50 . Five Corbyn questions on buy to let and an email from Beryl in Stoke Newington.
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Andrew Raeburn
6 years
Once again, @GaryLineker has shown his professionalism and class. Going to air while his club is dealing with a potentially tragic incident, possibly knowing far more than he can say, and handling it sensitively and with the right tone. Fair play, Gary.
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Andrew Raeburn
11 months
Chris Bryant looks like he's about to show Greg Davies and Alex Horne his entry for "the best thing you can buy with a voucher".
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
Tweet of the day, from @JustinWelby . #Reshuffle
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Andrew Raeburn
4 months
Newcastle 5-1 Villa Villa 0-4 Tottenham Man City 4-1 Villa Palace 5-0 Villa. We must have been pretty bloody good in those other 34 games to get 4th. Won 20, drew 8, lost 6 - scored 74, conceded 43. #AVFC
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Andrew Raeburn
5 years
So Boris is telling people not to go to pubs, restaurants, cinemas etc - but not shutting them down. Thereby, presumably, eliminating the need to financially support them. Also, this is the government who said the public had had enough of experts...
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Andrew Raeburn
8 years
Engelbert Humperdinck. Spooky.
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Sam Sykes
8 years
Close your eyes and type "Benedict Cumberbatch" in reply to this tweet. Then post it.
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Andrew Raeburn
7 years
Word of warning. This was the exit poll in 2015 Cons 316 (actual: 330) Lab 239 (actual: 232) SNP 58 (actual: 56) LDs 10 (actual: 8) #GE2017
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
Aston Villa finish with 55 points, their best Premier League return in 11 years. Here's where 55 points got you in other seasons 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬-𝟮𝟭: 𝟭𝟭𝘁𝗵 2019-20: 9th 2018-19: 8th 2017-18: 7th (Europa League) 2016-17: 8th 2015-16: 9th 2014-15: 9th 2013-14: 9th 2012-13: 8th #AVFC
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Andrew Raeburn
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With that, Aston Villa have their best Premier League points return in 11 years. 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬-𝟮𝟭: 𝟰𝟵 𝗽𝘁𝘀 (𝟯𝟱 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀) 2019-20: 35 pts (38 games) 2015-16: 17 pts 2014-15: 38 pts 2013-12: 38 pts 2012-13: 41 pts 2011-12: 38 pts 2010-11: 48 pts 2009-10: 64 pts #AVFC
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
@HarriettSG Sometimes even journalistic techniques can cause problems...
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
This disgusting article is now too old for Rod Liddle to want to read it.
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Andrew Raeburn
1 year
This is the problem with faux intellectuals and their gullible audience. Someone like JRM could go on TV and say "If there are 33 days in Sproutember, there's no reason why we can't swim to Japan on a hobby horse" and his fans would nod wisely.
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Otto English
1 year
A complete myth and @Jacob_Rees_Mogg should be embarrassed that he's spreading fake history. The actual figure (in the UK) was at least 40,000 civil servants at the turn of the 19th/20th century. But that does not include civil servants in the Empire. Total closer to 120,000
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Andrew Raeburn
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But, mostly, thank you to this man. Thank you for your dedication. Your tactical tweaks, your no-excuses culture, your ambition. Thank you for taking us further than many of us imagined was possible. Thank you, Unai. Thank you, Villa. What a ride this is. (3/3) #avfc
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Andrew Raeburn
4 years
@stighefootball @FootballManager As the old saying goes, 4-0 is the most dangerous scoreline in football.
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Andrew Raeburn
6 years
Good job for Prince William that Harry chose this weekend for his wedding and not next weekend, when his beloved Aston Villa are in the play-off final. Imagine having to miss that. Your own brother's wedding. #avfc
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Andrew Raeburn
4 years
Just heard a clip on 5 Live of a Bournemouth beachgoer saying "I still don't know anyone who's even had it, so in my eyes it don't even matter". When it comes to a deadly virus, it is no good to rely on people's "common sense" or ask people to act responsibility. They won't.
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Andrew Raeburn
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Thank you, Super John, for your leadership, determination and backside. Thank you, JJ, for living out the dreams of us all. Thank you, Ollie, for the goals; thank you, Emi, for the saves: thank you, Bouba, for the steel (and being a steal). Thank you, Austin. (2/3) #avfc
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Andrew Raeburn
5 years
Next time HMRC demand a payment off me, I'll tell them I haven't forgotten them and a full payment scheme will be announced in a couple of days. #selfemployed
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Andrew Raeburn
2 years
"So, Kurt, what have you brought in for this week's prize task?" #taskmaster
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Andrew Raeburn
10 years
Phil Neville: "Ivanovic didn't dive. He was trying to win his side a penalty." That's the level of football punditry in this country.
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Andrew Raeburn
8 years
Gary Lineker's refugees tweet was posted on Tuesday afternoon. @TheSun run it on Friday. The day their 'Fake Sheikh' is due to be sentenced
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
These are the 13 Tory rebels on the #OwenPaterson vote.
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Andrew Raeburn
6 years
@eleanorokane @MooseAllain My favourite Wikipedia image caption is this...
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Andrew Raeburn
2 years
When they mentioned "helmet cam" at the cricket, I thought they were getting analysis from Kevin Pietersen...
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
@RealTimVine Lou. Middle name: Tennant.
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
Lovely @AccidentalP moment from Sam Matterface there. Goes through the languages spoken by the Belgium squad, then as Lukaku nets: "...and he speaks the language of goals!"
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Andrew Raeburn
1 year
@AVFCOfficial Tone deaf decision, ignoring fans and partnering with a disgusting company. We can do better.
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Andrew Raeburn
1 year
Hope the @BBCOne announcer has one of those lines prepared like when a programme mentions someone who's since died. "And now on BBC One, Have I Got News For You. This programme was recorded before the death of Boris Johnson's political career." #HIGNFY
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Andrew Raeburn
4 months
Transfer window health warning - these were the players Villa were linked with last summer, per the excellent @villareport . Not saying there wasn't any interest in or discussions about the ❌️ players - but Spanish media, in particular, love using Emery/Monchi for clout. #avfc
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
This de-escalated quickly...
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Andrew Raeburn
3 months
How about a different take? 2019 - Tory + Brexit Party: 19,260 2024 - Tory + Reform: 17,182 Perhaps actually people are moving away from both...
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Robert Peston
3 months
Story of first result, that of Houghton and Sunderland South, shows dramatic Reform surge - 6,895 to 11,668 - and only modest gain for the Labour victor Bridget Phillipson (who will be new education secretary). This underwrites idea of very significant Reform vote tonight. And
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3 years
@Telegraph Looking forward to the "exclusive" on this.
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Andrew Raeburn
5 years
What year was the first FA Cup final you remember watching and how old were you? I have a theory. RT for a larger sample.
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Andrew Raeburn
8 months
@GaryLineker What you can't see is Rory Stewart laying down as the draft excluder.
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Andrew Raeburn
10 years
"He is a pound shop Enoch Powell." Make what you will of Russell Brand, that's close to quote of the year.
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Andrew Raeburn
2 years
@MooseAllain Rubber eggs. Can't beat them.
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Andrew Raeburn
4 years
Also predict that the next time India tour England, you won't be able to differentiate the pitch from the outfield.
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Andrew Raeburn
6 years
Almost 10,000 retweets. For a picture of Liverpool, not London. For a picture of football fans, not Yaxley-Lennon fanboys. For a picture from 2005, not 2018. @Twitter , and its inability to control utter bullshit, is a major contributor to our educational/democratic deficit.
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1 year
@mpole_mike No I don't mind the tempo. I think it can be maintained without charging their smartest bowler when you're the wicket the oppo prizes the most, while setting up a run chase. I don't think they're doing it because of the weather. They'd do it during a heatwave.
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Andrew Raeburn
9 years
Australia 105 points ahead of us at the moment. Another 95 and they'll ask us to follow-on.
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Andrew Raeburn
7 years
On the left, the @DailyMailUK are throwing Olly Murs under the bus for the #oxfordstreet confusion. On the right is how the Mail chose originally to "inform" people.
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Andrew Raeburn
6 years
Pogba made a big mistake that may stop United from having a chance of winning the FA Cup. But you'll notice the referee didn't scream in his face or chase him up the pitch.
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Andrew Raeburn
9 years
Jamie Vardy has scored in 10 straight Premier League games. The last time Aston Villa did that was between March 16 and May 1...2010 #avfc
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Andrew Raeburn
7 months
@JonnyGabriel It was probably the description of her as "the next Stanley Matthews" that irked her.
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Andrew Raeburn
8 months
Is that you, Callum Chambers?
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Fesshole
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I think the company that I work remotely for has forgotten that I exist. They haven't assigned me any work tasks to do in 4 months, nor have they let me go, and they're still paying me in full. Suits me, I'm not to blame for them forgetting I exist.
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Andrew Raeburn
5 years
War of the Worlds is on BBC 1 now. Only the second most far-fetched tale set in Woking this weekend...
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Andrew Raeburn
2 years
The Stig is now represented by a Lib Dem councillor. (Dunsfold is where the Top Gear test track is)
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ALDC
2 years
🚨BY ELECTION RESULT 🚨 Chiddingfold and Dunsfold, Waverley BC LDM: 66.6% (+43.5) CON: 30.3% (-11.2) LAB: 3.1% (-5.0) No GRN (-27.3) as previous Lib Dem GAIN from Conservative 🔶 Huge congratulations to Cllr David Busby!
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Andrew Raeburn
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Nottingham Forest were relegated from the Premier League on April 24th 1999, with a 2-0 defeat at Villa Park. Here's the two line-ups that day. #NFFC #AVFC
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Andrew Raeburn
3 months
@hannahchrstina The Tory press will be over this. Sir Glare Starmer is coming for you.
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Andrew Raeburn
6 months
@martinabettt Were the whips involved?
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Andrew Raeburn
2 years
The two captains in the Chelsea v Fulham match are also the two oldest centre-backs used in the Premier League this season, with a combined age of 73. #CHEFUL
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Andrew Raeburn
7 months
Some West Ham fans give praise for the football Villa played in the build up to our second goal at Fulham. #AVFC
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@FootballCliches However, I bet Andoni Iraola has never been part of the "I manage Bournemouth", "In Dorset?", "Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone" routine.
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Andrew Raeburn
10 months
@FootballCliches Two more like them and we've got ourselves an Only Connect question.
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Andrew Raeburn
9 months
@NHoultCricket @TeleCricket Maybe should take their players to India a bit earlier and play warm-up matches to avoid them falling to innings defeats.
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4 years
@GaryLineker Agreed. And for all those who are saying "not in a pandemic", that isn't what Gary is referring to. It's about the planned bill that will mean potentially 10 years in jail for "annoying" protests. Nothing to do with lockdowns.
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Andrew Raeburn
6 years
@juliamacfarlane Looks like a Blur album cover.
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Andrew Raeburn
7 years
I'm absolutely shocked by the Mrs Brown's Boys revelations in the #ParadisePapers . They get PAID for that show?!
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Andrew Raeburn
2 years
@Telegraph In 2002, Theresa May - a future Conservative Prime Minister - warned that they had become "the Nasty Party". The fact a union leader might be a tad left wing and agree with her is not the slam dunk you think it is.
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Andrew Raeburn
6 years
@stighefootball Adding the James Chester caveat there I notice.
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Andrew Raeburn
4 months
@paul_c_watson Sweden-Cote D'Ivoire final.
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Andrew Raeburn
5 years
Final election thought. Get yourself someone who looks at you the way George Osborne and Ed Balls look at Alan Johnson slagging off Momentum. Night all. #GE2019
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Andrew Raeburn
7 years
Two years ago today, Tim Sherwood made insane substitutions and inadvertently helped kickstart Leicester's title win.
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
In fact, this is the first season since *1993-94* that 55 points is a bottom-half total. And that was with 22 teams in the league. So Villa very unlucky. #AVFC
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Andrew Raeburn
6 years
BBC right to refer to Peter Stringfellow as "having cancer, which he kept private". Watch the tabloids use "secret cancer fight". It's not a secret. You don't have the right to know.
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8 years
@Anna_Soubry excellent. No place for that in our political discourse, whatever our differences. Never be cowed by the cowards.
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Andrew Raeburn
8 years
Apparently, billionaire Donald Trump and ex-banker and politician of 25 years Nigel Farage represent the voice of anti-establishment #bbcqt
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Andrew Raeburn
8 years
Craig Shakespeare's first Champions League teamsheet. Be interesting to see what sonnet... #lcfc
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Andrew Raeburn
3 years
Chris Whitty, aged four, to his mum in the playground: "Next slide, please."
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4 years
@JimmyNeesh @legsidelizzy Also, 8463 Test runs. And his date of birth? 8.4.63.
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@joelycett Turn it into a Pizza Express.
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Andrew Raeburn
10 years
Six years ago, Yannick Bolasie made his Rushden and Diamonds debut against @EastbourneBoro . Tomorrow he plays for Palace against Chelsea.
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3 years
@JohnApplebyLD @edmorrish @EmmaKennedy I think Radio 4 now have it, rebranded as Today in Parliament.
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Andrew Raeburn
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I was 9. We won it again two years later. I just assumed it would always be this way 😂 #AVFC #UTV
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Aston Villa
1 year
Success at Wembley. 😍 Aston Villa beat Manchester United 3-1 to lift the League Cup, #OnThisDay in 1994. 🏆
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4 years
When you've got a #SixNations match to watch at 5 but a #Lockdown2 press conference to host at 4̶p̶m̶ 5̶p̶m̶ 6.30.
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Piers Morgan
3 years
Real sporting champions don't celebrate coming 3rd.
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Apparently so many fans are "furious" over the England flag portrayal on the back of the shirt. The flag is "sacrosanct" and shouldn't be "defiled", apparently. Unless you want to get on TV.
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@Lord_Sugar @IanWright0 Don't flatter yourself. Yes, they did have him lined up you insufferable old bore.
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Andrew Raeburn
8 years
I reckon that split between applause and boos for Cameron at #Wimbledon was about 52%-48%...
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Andrew Raeburn
7 years
If Jeremy Corbyn was a vocal Remainer, Owen Jones would be wanting Schengen, the Euro, the lot. It's blind loyalty, not principled politics.
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Andrew Raeburn
6 years
@okayjane Outstanding. And the last line pay off is a sign of unwitting comic genius.
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Andrew Raeburn
4 years
That noise? It's the sound of an irony meter exploding into millions of tiny pieces...
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Andrew Raeburn
4 years
Dean Smith wanted Said Benhrama. Suso gave him Trezeguet.
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David Reed
4 years
Feel like I’ve been talking about Benrahma for two years since he moved. He’s some player
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Andrew Raeburn
2 years
@miller_cricket @legsidelizzy Isn't the soft signal only for a complete failure of the tech? He never referred to a lack of clear evidence to overturn either. It's guesswork. No clear evidence of a clean catch.
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Andrew Raeburn
10 years
Wouldn't it just be quicker and easier for Brendan Rodgers to become Southampton manager? #lfc #saintsfc
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Andrew Raeburn
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@richardosman I once couldn't remember the right word for two whole weeks. Then it came to me. Fortnight.
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1 year
First club to stand by its players and pull out of a fixture when the home club refused to postpone. They will be docked points by the "heartbeat of women's football", the @FAWNL , I'm sure.
@HalifaxFCWomen
Halifax FC Women
1 year
📄 OFFICIAL CLUB STATEMENT Please read below the statement released on behalf of our players ahead of the now postponed game away at Newcastle Utd. 👀👇
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Andrew Raeburn
1 year
From Marcelo Bielsa to Sam Allardyce in 14 months. Leeds United, everyone.
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Andrew Raeburn
4 years
So Simon McCoy's next move is GB News. Disappointing.
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Andrew Raeburn
1 year
Meads is a true blue Tory ward in Eastbourne. Now it has rejected the Tories in favour of a Lib Dem county councillor.
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ALDC
1 year
Congratulations to Brett Wright on a fantastic GAIN in Eastbourne Meads ward, putting East Sussex County Council into no overall control an incredible result for the party. #Winninghere Lib Dem 1649 Con 1361 Labour 157 Green 127
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Andrew Raeburn
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I'm an Aston Villa fan, a Lib Dem member and as a kid had a painting done for me by Rolf Harris. It's not been my year.
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Andrew Raeburn
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@JonnyGabriel "But that was of course before he became Sir Scott McTominay, scorer of the hat-trick that won Scotland the 2026 World Cup."
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