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@andreafaery
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my gf send me flowers and my roomate said “what’s the occasion” let’s have a moment of silence for straight girls
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@andreafaery
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self care is officially over ladies, we doing drugs again
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@andreafaery
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girls on onlyfans are profiting off of horny men without leaving their room.. if u got anything bad to say about these women clearly you are jealous
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@andreafaery
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just checked my horoscope and it says i need some head
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@andreafaery
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4 years
it ain’t lying
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@andreafaery
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2 years
Imagine clubbing in the early 2000s no phones just vibes and good ecstasy
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@andreafaery
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4 years
good morning bitches
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@andreafaery
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5 years
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th and a full moon so if you see me in the woods sacrificing someone mind ur own business
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@andreafaery
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scorpios to libras tomorrow
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@andreafaery
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5 years
it’s bi awareness month so bisexuals just know you are valid and don’t have to prove your sexuality to anyone :*
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@andreafaery
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single me is a fucking whore but relationship me is a committed hoe. im either a whore or ur whore
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@andreafaery
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4 years
would you look at the time
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@andreafaery
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6 years
suck my titties under the mistletoe
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@andreafaery
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3 years
Pretty privilege is a real thing. And I’m going to milk tf out of it. Y’all be safe
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@andreafaery
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5 years
hispanic families will still invite that pedophile, rapist uncle over for family parties but will disowned their gay child bc it’s a sin.. some1 help me understand
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@andreafaery
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How scorpios woke up today
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@andreafaery
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me on twitter: its a city girl summer 🤪 me texting my crush: can we hangout and cuddle 🥺
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@andreafaery
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y’all crying over dudes who never even made y’all cum..
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@andreafaery
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@andreafaery
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kissing a girl on a drunk night does not make you gay. eating pussy from the back does however make you gay. see the difference amanda
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@andreafaery
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4 years
tomorrow is august but mentally i’m still in like march
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@andreafaery
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6 years
finger me in a place where it’s inappropriate and i have to be quiet and watch me cum all over your hand
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@andreafaery
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4 years
Scorpios are so misunderstood. To be loved by a Scorpio is one of the most amazing life experiences yet they are never loved properly. I hope all my Scorpios find true love
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@andreafaery
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5 years
Waited a whole year to post this again
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@andreafaery
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6 years
Gillette’s response to the backlash
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@andreafaery
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Dam I wanna be cursed
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@andreafaery
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Odesza didn’t have to go this hard
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@andreafaery
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5 years
lesbians be like sorry i ghosted u for two months lol i was trying to work things out with my ex. wyd tn tho.
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@andreafaery
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6 years
hello it’s 🍂🎃🍂   🍂🎃🍂 🎃   🎃 🎃  🎃 🍂         🍂  🎃 OCTOBER 1  🎃   🍂       🍂     🎃 ⠀ 🎃     🍂
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@andreafaery
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6 years
Me once the tequila shots hit me
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@andreafaery
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10 year old me on youtube looking up girls kissing girls
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@andreafaery
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it’s spooky season so
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@andreafaery
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I’m here for this!
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@andreafaery
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How scorpios woke up today
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@andreafaery
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6 years
fuck sex, the real question is can you make me feel good when I’m doubting myself and think I’m not good enough? nah, alright pass that tequila bottle
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@andreafaery
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5 years
my body. that’s the tweet.
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@andreafaery
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6 years
virgos, geminis, and scorpios are the fucking supreme signs
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@andreafaery
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5 years
i am a dumb bitch but at least i ain’t the dumb bitch i was a few months ago. this dumb bitch is growing
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@andreafaery
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6 years
Suck my titty but with passion
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@andreafaery
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6 years
tbh I suck at cuddling, 5mins in and I have you doing lines of coke off my ass
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@andreafaery
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6 years
locals post pics with their partners with captions like “we’ve had our ups and downs but it’s worth it bc i love you” that’s code for “this is an awful and toxic relationship but he buys me flowers and calls me beautiful so it must be love”
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@andreafaery
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6 years
If you had Christmas sex, I hope you nutted in her bc we need more Virgos.
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@andreafaery
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my toxic trait is having a bomb pussy
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@andreafaery
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6 years
Masturbating releases endorphins which makes you happy, also releases dopamine which reduces stress. So masturbate daily and watch yourself become a happier, nicer person. You’re welcome 🌸
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@andreafaery
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6 years
i hate texting.. just come eat this pussy already
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@andreafaery
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5 years
To those having sex to this full moon tonight... throw in a round for me
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@andreafaery
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6 years
Since y’all wanna report sex workers for tax fraud. Y’all should report babysitters, nannies, dog walkers, pet sitters, freelance makeup artist, tutors, and that fucking lemonade stand girl too while you at it
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@andreafaery
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6 years
me: I’m gay straight girls: omg yea I love making out with girls me: uhh, weird flex but ok
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@andreafaery
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5 years
I’m a very sexual being but my sexual energy is too pure to be wasted on people only lusting over me
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@andreafaery
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5 years
i hate when guys think im fake gay bc im too fem.. like bitch i will strap ur gf and eat her pussy with my legs swinging in the air stfu rob
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6 years
kinda rude how nobody is obsessed w me
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@andreafaery
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5 years
what it do babbbbyyyyyyyy
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@andreafaery
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⠀ 💕💕💕   💕💕 💕   💕 💕  💕 💕 I WANT 💕  💕 BESITOS 💕   💕 💕     💕 ⠀ 💕     💕
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@andreafaery
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3 years
Was the sex really that good in your toxic relationship or was that the only form of positive intimacy and the only time you felt validated by them that u romantized it
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pretty bitches don’t litter
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My love language? All of them, I have childhood trauma
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@andreafaery
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I’m that girl that likes being choked and slapped during sex, but ready to cry when i notice a change of tone during our texts :/
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@andreafaery
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Girls that suck your fingers after you fingered them go to heaven... aka me, I’m going to heaven :)
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@andreafaery
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5 years
tomorrow is scorpio szn
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@andreafaery
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I don’t have ex’s, just previous entanglements
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@andreafaery
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September is next week meaning seasonal depression is around the corner and we are still in a pandemic. A prayer for us mentally ill bitches
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today i told my coworker her gf is gaslighting her and she had no idea what that meant so here’s a reminder. Gaslighting • a form of abuse by psychological manipulating to the point where you question your own sanity
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locals only go to lollapalooza bc they wanna act a fool in public, they don’t give a shit about the live music and the production. All they care for is getting fucked up in basketball jerseys & bucket hats and posting mosh pit videos on sc saying “we out here”
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do u ever think about past lovers, not in the sense that u miss them but thanks to them u gained enormous self-knowledge. thanks to them u know what not to look for in ur next partner and you know your limits. this one is to past lovers. thank you for teaching me to love myself
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if you want to cuddle while watching spooky halloween movies this october hmu
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if you date me i will wake you up at 3am for some sex
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Girls that enjoyed watching Courage the Cowardly Dog growing up are into bdsm now
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@FatherJesze @AshlynBigham yet you still watch porn every night in your moms basement
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next person to hurt my feelings is getting sacrificed
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Reminder: High vibrating woman attract low vibrating ppl but it isn’t our job to fix them
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I'm obsessed with physical touch and affection. Nothing can mimic the sensation of skin on skin
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Cheating is one thing... but you showed her the music I put you on???
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ladies repeat after me.. you DON’T miss them, you miss how they made you feel, the idea of them. you miss the routine but not them
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sex is better with a woman
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virgos scorpios and geminis yall have my whole heart and i hope you all have a lovely day today <3
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@andreafaery
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if u are single and reading this, you are my gf now
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@andreafaery
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i miss saying “I don’t know why these bitches cant say excuse me” at the club
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@andreafaery
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I’m too clingy for the talking stage, you moving in or what
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@andreafaery
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here is a slut tip: masturbate in heels it will make u feel more empowered
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would you look at the time 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 9 ⊙----> fuck you kavanaugh 8 4 7 5 6
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@andreafaery
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we no longer taking fat lines of coke in 2019 we taking fat lines of self love, ya heard
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@andreafaery
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kinda rude that my parents don’t want to pay for my rhinoplasty when it’s their fault i have this ugly nose
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I hope all Gemini’s, Leo’s, and Scorpio’s are having a wonderful day. Remember they only hate you bc you are powerful af.
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fuck a turkey, we eating ass for thanksgiving
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@andreafaery
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Where all the Hispanics saying the n word at? Y’all been awfully quiet
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@andreafaery
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A concept: a relationship where both of you are equally obsessed with each other and can be goofy w no judgement.. oh and great sex.
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@andreafaery
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sometimes i just be holding my own titty
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how much for a gram of serotonin
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STRAIGHT WOMEN FAKING BISEXUALITY FOR AESTHETICS IS NOT CUTE
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@onlinejseII they ain’t heros, i agree. but you don’t know the personal reasons why some of these soldiers volunteer to serve.. including my brother. so how about we pray for every innocent individual that is going to get involve is this
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Sailor moon didnt have to go this hard
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@andreafaery
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Girls that support other girls radiate big dick energy
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why do men think they are superior than women. bitch I have a dildo bigger than ur dick with different vibrating settings AND I can create life. And MEN still think they’re superior hahahaha
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@andreafaery
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i wish i had a dick.. i feel like I’m missing out on a big part of life not being able to cum in under 5 minutes
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im a lesbian and i be getting pregnancy scares thinking the holy ghost got me.. i honestly don’t know how straight women live like this
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trying to get a Scorpio, Taurus, and Capricorn to open up to you
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