The demons you’re constantly fighting and don’t see or understand is probably just gas

Im so fucking cooked behenchod aaj therapy gaya and 20 min bas jokes marra tha

Fellas is it gay to deeply regret doing her wrong, thinking how you destroyed the concept of love for her, tainted her innocent soul with malice and wanting to kill yourself

I have a lot of respect for people with 20 followers and 6k tweets. Like damn bhai u really doing it js for the love of the game

6”4 guy with a 4 inch dick call that a clit

@mannsisigh Haven’t put this up my ass yet but batata hoon

Beti ne blonde baal karwaaye papa kehte jaundice hua hai

@suryveersingh04 @ke3jriwal

Was so drunk i peed and the oversized tshirt blocked my way and i didn’t notice

Mummy kehti hai patle baccho ki maa accha khaana ni banati

@notrurush My life story

@supkraken I like to call myself

Greatest movie of all time

@iatemywifee #goonstar

@iatemywifee You are a real #Gooner i respect you

@danadaalray

@billaenthusiast the only way they getting me to take my meds is if they make them lebron shaped

@defnotkshiti Depend karta hai agar maths wagera hai toh chalta but english hai toh nahi hatt saale