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✨ Writer of soft threadfics with some knife to them ✨ | Minors DNI | sub and bottom LWJ enthusiast 🍑🐰 I'm on 🟦 sky as @/anaphoricae and on tumblr @/fapamir
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Hello 💜
Here's a thread of all my things ~
✨Threadfics
✨AO3 fics
✨Other thoughts
AO3:
Ko-fi:
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You're leaving fandom twitter because of El*n m*sk. I am sticking around and making him read about these men fucking each other in every possible scenario until eventually one of us is expelled. We are not the same.
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babygirlify him. do it. just do it. life's too short to wonder if you should or not. just babygirlify him. it is always morally correct
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people who make ao3 comments with little snippets of the writing and their reactions to it >>> you are all perfect and deserve everything good in the world
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bring back old fanmade translations where they would say a term and you had to pause to read the text at the top of the screen explaining what it meant!!!!!! Knowledge!! Culture!! Language sharing!!! BRING IT BACK
I don’t care what the Bilibili or Crunchyroll subtitles say. Hua Cheng calling Xie Lian “Lian” when he’s saying “gege” is a crime. And now I have to see clock app comments calling Xie Lian the same thing.
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The way A-Yuan just. Extends his little hand and waits for him way before he gets there because this is just muscle memory okay if Wei-gege is close then we're holding hands!!!! I'm -
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I'm gonna say this again. Fanfic authors are not published authors. You, the commenter, are not an editor. Don't give fanfic authors unsolicited writing criticism. "Even if it's constructive criticism?" Yes. Either say something nice or don't say anything at all. And I mean that.
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For WWX's 17th birthday, his bff LWJ gives him a jar full of origami stars to decorate his room. LWJ buys the colorful paper himself, cuts them in little stripes, and folds each tiny star carefully.
What WWX doesn't know, is that LWJ wrote a confession inside each of the stars.
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji having a meet cute at the FIFA world cup like
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Wei Wuxian: pretends to be dramatic but isn't actually that dramatic
Lan Wangji: pretends that he isn't that dramatic but is actually VERY dramatic
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Established relationship WangXian where WWX does the T!kT0k prank of playing the Gr!ndr notification sound on his phone to see LWJ's reaction and goes viral because LWJ starts crying on the spot.
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I like oblivious Wei Wuxian as much as the next person but please consider:
Wei Wuxian who catches onto Lan Wangji's love and devotion super quick and highkey thinks they're already boyfriends. LWJ is the only one who doesn't know it yet.
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MDZS but every time WWX uses demonic cultivation he gets a magic girl transformation into his YLLZ form
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Vampire!WWX AU where LWJ sells his blood to the vampire blood bank to get extra money.
It's simple, almost painless, and quick. It doesn't cover all of his expenses, but its worth it.
That is, until he gets the attention of a vampire whose name is known to everyone: Yiling Laozu.
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ok but LWJ following WWX on sp0t1fy and locking himself into his bedroom for an entire week to cry because WWX made a playlist named "Him ♥️"
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Teenage WWX would absolutely start dating LWJ at a young and impressionable age and immediately get a tattoo of LWJ's name
When they eventually break up because of life reasons everyone tells WWX to cover it up, but he never does. He looks at the tattoo fondly even years later.
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Teen A-Yuan pretends he's sick in school all the time. At first its bc he likes being picked up early, but after a while he starts noticing how much his dad laughs around Teacher Lan.
He starts doing it on purpose.
A-Yuan, fake coughing: I'm sick again
LWJ: *suspicious Mn sound*
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Modern Wei Ying would be a very tactile person. He kisses his friends on the cheeks and isn't shy about lip smacking, sometimes. "It's just a peck! They're my friends!" So whenever he arrives somewhere or leaves he just.. Gives everyone a kiss.
But not Lan Zhan. Never Lan Zhan.
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Wei "Lan Zhan is too good and too beautiful and too unreachable to ever fall for someone like me" Wuxian and Lan "Wei Ying is too free spirited too incredible too gorgeous to ever seriously consider me as a partner" Wangji
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Now I'm thinking of modern Lan Zhan being so bothered by WWX's aimless flirting that he actually has to go to Wei Ying and say
"Please stop flirting with me."
Because he knows WWX doesn't feel the same for him but being flirted with is killing him inside.
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Every now and then I think about those two Professors who were the biggest enemies in their fields of research and wrote several papers on each other and then turned out to be married the whole time........ And I think there's nothing more WangXian than that
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WWX at a party saying "Normalize saying I love you platonically to your friends!!"
LWJ hears it and thinks this is his opportunity to finally say the words without immediately making things awkward, so he turns to WWX and says "I love you."
WWX nearly spits his drinks.
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Filthy rich LWJ meeting WWX at a charity event. He immediately falls in love with warm smiles and a bright personality. He realizes mid-event that he can't let this man go.
So he asks WWX on date.
WWX, also in love, not knowing LWJ is super rich, accepts.
LWJ flies WWX to Paris.
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WWX who says he doesn't have a crush on LWJ because, in his words, "he's VERY hot, cute, talented, charming, smart... Everything. But I just can't see him in a sexual way, you know? I need SEXY."
LWJ overhears him saying this to a friend and goes. Mn. Time to Up The Sexy by 100%
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LWJ in a New Year's Eve Party bc he was ✨forced there by LXC✨ but now LXC has vanished and this ugly guy keeps trying to get in LWJs pants
Ugly guy: Kiss me at midnight!
LWJ: No
Guy: WHY
LWJ: I have a boyfriend
Guy: Oh? Where?
LWJ points at the first man he sees: Him.
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LWJ's enemies capturing him and giving him the truth serum to find out top secrets, but once LWJ takes the truth serum he just starts talking about WWX nonstop, no matter the question
Captors: Where is the gold?
LWJ: No gold compares to the golden shade of Wei Ying's skin
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LWJ and WWX getting together after LWJ has had a crush on WWX for years. He tries to downplay his feelings because he knows WWX just recently started liking him and he doesn't want to scare him off.
But LWJ's attempt to "be chill" just results on him being cold 😔
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Sure, you "love" Wei Wuxian, you'd "die" for him, but would you LIVE for him? Would you reconsider your morals? Would you raise a child in his memory? Would you go wherever the trouble is and help the people because it's what he would've done? Would you be forever changed by him?
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friendly reminder that LWJ likes Bad Boys™ and has strong "I can fix him" energy, thanks for listening
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LWJ, getting cozy in the couch with a warm blanket, sitting by WWXs side: Wei Ying, do you have any current hyperfixations?
WWX: *immediately starts vibrating and goes into a 3hour long speech about what he's obsessed with*
LWJ, sipping tea and listening: Mn. True happiness. 😊
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Pre-relationship WWX and LWJ, sharing a bed because there are no more beds left. They lie down facing each other and talk until LWJ is dozing off.
WWX, always warm, feels something icy cold pressing on his legs and yelps. In his sleep, LWJ shoved his cold feet on him.
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AU where 35-year-old WWX is reminiscing, telling a story to his son. It's about his youth, and how a single decision can change your entire life.
It's the story of why he decided to break up with his first boyfriend, Lan Wangji.
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Bioluminescent Merman LWJ who can't blush because blood in his body doesnt work like that. But whenever WWX calls him pretty he gets very flustered and starts ✨glowing✨ in a blue/greenish shade.
It starts on his ears and spreads to his entire body when WWX teases him about it.
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I have a kink and that's Wei Wuxian playing with Lan Wangji's forehead ribbon in front of people who look at him too much, just to mark his territory
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AU where LWJ gets a call on his landline one day from an unknown number. When he picks up, a nice woman tells him it's from the jewelry store.
"Jewelry store? he asks, ready to tell them it's the wrong number.
"Yes, we just wanted to let you know Wei Wuxian's order is ready."
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, fighting gender norms and wearing pretty dresses together to Pride, matching because they are just That Couple ™
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WWX doing like 10 t!kt0ks in a row, each one to tell a different story on "What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of your crush?", not knowing that Lan Zhan, the crush in question, actually follows him and is seeing everything
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Prince LWJ barges into the tent, nearly ripping the fabric, his angry steps shaking the ground. There are guards inside, standing in a circle around the person who might now be considered a criminal.
From the center of the circle, General Wei lifts his eyes at him and smiles.
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LWJ and WWX planning their wedding but every possible thing that can go wrong, goes wrong.
Everyone thinks WWX is gonna be the one who's hectic and going insane and ripping his hair out but WWX is surprisingly chill about everything.
LWJ, on the other hand, is STRESSED™
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AU where WWX is in his College Ho days, going on hookup after hookup and like. He knows apps aren't always safe. Sometimes you're going to a stranger's house at 2am and you haven't even seen a picture of his face yet. So usually he sends his location to Huaisang, just to be safe.
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an AU where LWJ and WWX's relationship is just... easy. Nothing dramatic really happens. They meet as teens, become friends, hover around each other. They know they're in love, and in their heads, they're gonna end up together, no matter how long it takes.
So they take it slow.
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WangXian competing to see who gets the best grades all throughout school 😔✊ LWJ gets angry bc he never sees WWX studying and yet he's always up there with him 😔 WWX always teases him about it when he gets better grades, but when LWJ does, WWX just laughs like he doesn't care
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LWJ makes an !Instagram account to document his body after he starts working out and innocently doesn't realize he's posting daily thirst traps.
The pictures are so sexy for no reason. LWJ has closeups of his abs, his thighs, his arms, even his calf muscles. WWX is STRUGGLING
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LWJ falling in love with barista WWX because every time he gets coffee WWX tries giving him a pickup line and MESSES IT ALL UP.
"Is your dad a boxer?" WWX asks.
"No," LWJ says. "Why?"
"Because you're a strike," WWX smiles, then his eyes go wide. "A knock-out! I meant knock-out."
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LWJ putting on his blue robes: I'm going to visit Yiling Daddy.
LXC: Who?
LWJ: Yiling Daddy.
LXC: You mean the Yiling Patriarch?
LWJ, making aggressive eye contact: I said what I said.
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modern archer WWX would go viral on tktk because of a video of himself using a bow and arrow where he shows all of his back muscles flexing
LWJ would save the video only to find out the guy is actually a history teacher in the same uni and then have 100 freak outs about it
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WWX, holding a very embarrassed LWJ by the hand and dragging him back to the counter: Hi, this isn't what my boyfriend ordered
LWJ, tugging lightly on his hand: Wei Ying, it's fine-
WWX *ignoring him*: Actually he said NO PEPPERS so can you PLEASE make the right sandwich? Thanks.
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Ok but MXY would've fucked WWX. I know we're always like "MXY must be so happy his body gets to fuck HGJ on the regular" but he was an YLLZ FANBOY. He wasn't all "possess me Yiling Laozu" so we could get here and say LWJ was his type. But WWX was! MXY wanted WWX to rail him BAD
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the personification of the 🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽♂️ emoji
he’s just standing there like the gusu fairy that he is 🧚♂️🫠
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Modern LWJ has a box in his closet where he keeps the things he stole - AHEM sorry KEPT** - from important days with his bestie WWX
He has the shirt WWX was wearing the first time he slept in LWJs house and forgot to wear it again.
The scrunchies WWX keeps losing? LWJ has them.
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I really hate to be this person but......
Wei Wuxian..... And Lan Wangji............
This is one of my favorite internet short stories and it wrecks me every time.
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My dad just asked to borrow my keyboard. He disappeared with it for two minutes and then immediately came back complaining about "how the hell do you even write with this it's awful". I didn't know what he meant until I REALLY took a look at it
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The reason why Lan Wangji is so jealous of Wen Ning is because he wants Wei Ying to baby him too, damn it
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my hot take is that MDZS Q is the best adaptation of MDZS
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Bffs LWJ and WWX except one day WWX accidentally bumps into LWJ and automatically slips out "Sorry baby"
He notices what he said and is about to laugh it off when he looks at LWJ and sees him frozen in place, completely red.
LWJ:😳
WWX:💡😈
From then on it becomes a challenge.
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Single Parent LWJ going through his first Mother's Day since adopting A-Yuan and being very confused about what he should do when it comes to the school celebration. Should A-Yuan just not go?
And then handsome teacher WWX tells him LWJ should be there for mother's day too.
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the way WWX immediately opens his eyes because he wants to see every second of LWJ he can
and the way LWJ keeps his eyes closed because he's not sure if this is really happening or if it's another one of his dreams
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WWX who thinks there's a huge line of men waiting to get with LWJ and begging for it in his DMs vs. LWJ who actually gets zero propositions because he has very heavy Unapproachable™ energy
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giving modern Wei Wuxian a motorcycle is really such a powerful move, Lan Wangji is shaking
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doctor WWX thinking LWJ has a heart problem because every time LWJ has an appointment with him and WWX listens to his heart it's racing MADLY
LWJ silently agreeing to do all the tests because actually telling WWX why his heart is racing is too embarrassing
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Married WangXian get into a lot of lighthearted married people arguments, but the one that's the most reoccurring is when they fight about who's the worst of them at naming things
LWJ: You named your sword Suibian.
WWX: It's creative! Unlike someone's guqin being named Wangji...
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Best friends WWX and LWJ, fresh into college. They're not sharing a dorm like they've always dreamed, but they still see each other often. They're sitting on LWJ's bed watching a movie when the character starts kissing an apple for practice.
WWX asks, "Have you ever done that?"
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LWJ ( in his head): wow I love Wei Ying so much. I can't help but state at him with all my feelings pouring out. I'm sure he sees it in my eyes. I'm sure my face is so obviously in love right now.
Meanwhile LWJ's face: 😐
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Lan Wangji sneezing, wrinkling his nose. Lan Wangji rubbing his sleepy eyes. Lan Wangji yawning and making a little squeaky noise at the end of it. Lan Wangji squinting his eyes because there's too much sun. LWJ scrunching up his face after WWX makes him try to eat sour candy.
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LWJ wears a mood ring that turns bright red every time WWX is around. WWX thinks it's because LWJ is always angry with him and LWJ casually doesn't correct him.
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WWX is the type of person to introduce LWJ as his "ex-boyfriend" to people after they've gotten married just to see the glare on LWJ's face and force him to jump in and say "because now Wei Ying and I are husbands"
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WWX /also/ had a ring on his pocket, so he spends the night sulking a bit that he didn't get to ask first. He was waiting until midnight. LWJ couldn't wait and did it at 11:57.
"You cheated," WWX says.
LWJ kisses the pout out of his face.
- END -
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WWX and LWJ saying goodbye at the airport because LWJ has to spend like, two days away, except WWX is screaming like they're gonna spend five years apart. "You are the love of my life!! I'M NEVER GONNA FORGET YOU! PLEASE COME BACK TO ME..."
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LWJ, who doesn't own bunnies because his uncle won't let him, goes to his school rival WWX's house for a project, only to realize he has 3(!) pet bunnies(!!)
Him knocking on WWX's door the next day: We are now friends. I will visit daily.
WWX, who thought they were bffs: okay??
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LWJ, thinking WWX started dating his friend Huaisang, goes to WWX's !nst4gram and likes Every. Single. Picture in it except for the ones that have Huaisang in them, OUT OF SPITE
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BFFs LWJ and WWX having sleep overs and ending up spending all day in bed together, because LWJ wakes up, sees that WWX is still asleep, and goes back to sleep. Then WWX wakes up, sees that LWJ is still asleep, and goes back to sleep. Then LWJ wakes up, sees that WWX is still-
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au LWJ would totally use WWX as an excuse to get out of social events he doesn't want to go to after they get married.
Coworker: Hey, a bunch of us are going to the karaoke! Are you coming?
LWJ: No, thank you. My husband is home early so I'm going home too.
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Married WangXian who speak like 5 different languages and every time they fight they keep switching between them because
1- it helps convey their feelings better
2- little A-Yuan is very curious and will ALWAYS try to eavesdrop on their fights
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WWX walking to work and going slowly because he's stopping every few seconds to step on a dry leaf and hear the "cruunch"
LWJ, walking behind him, also going slowly because he saw this man going out of his way just to step on a particularly crunchy leaf and fell in love instantly
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I'm gonna say something that's gonna blow everyone's minds, but listen::::::::: Lan Wangji laughing
laughing, giggling, snorting, having to put his hand in front of his face, belly hurting, red faced, laughing
can you BELIEVE IT
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omg wait what if
it's April Fools day, but LWJ doesn't know or care about it
He decides to confess his love for his friend WWX, and it just so happens to be April 1st
It also just so happens to be the worst possible day to confess.
LWJ isn't aware, so he plans a whole thing
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Enemies WWX and LWJ getting into a real fist fight where they're grabbing each other and wrestling until WWX does the low trick of grabbing LWJ's hair and PULLING and LWJ makes a sound that makes them both stop like 😳😳😳
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LWJ always wakes up first and smothers WWX with kisses before he leaves the bed. It's the best part of his morning routine.
But sometimes, when he feels WWX fidgeting early, he pretends to still be asleep. He feels WWX waking up, stretching, rubbing the sleep away from his eyes.
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Lan Wangji wearing only his lacy robes... transparent... long sleeves... opening the doors to the outside in the early morning... and Wei Wuxian laying in bed... messy hair... watching from behind as the sun falls on Lan Wangji's figure and enhances his curves and silhouette...
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I keep imagining modern LWJ being very overwhelmed about things, but he doesn't really know how to let the stress out. He already works out, sleeps well, what else is there?
Still, he's constantly worrying about things and clenching his jaw and he doesn't know what would help.
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WWX who makes a kissy face all across the room and LWJ who always drops what he's doing to go over and kiss him
WWX doesn't even say anything. He just goes 😗 and suddenly LWJ is getting up, walking over and kissing him. It's mandatory. When his husband wants kisses, he gets it
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Wei Wuxian: I really like cats! I want to have 10 of them. I wish I could adopt every cat I see and take them home 😭
Lan Wangji the next day:
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They end up spending the entire weekend together, and by the end of it, they pretty much KNOW "hey, I might want to marry that man."
On WWX's time to take LWJ on a date, however, he takes him to a hotdog stand. Just to keep him humble. He NEEDS it.
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So... LWJ is healthy, right? He exercises, sleeps well, probably does lowcarb, and doesn't eat meat at all. I think it's even safe to assume that he eats a lot of fruit. Do you know what this means?
HANGUANG JUN RESPECTERS, I offer you a theory: Lan Wangji's come tastes sweet.
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Early teen A-Yuan would be so embarrased for his parents. WX are getting old now, they're not supposed to still be SO in love.
They go to the mall, just eating, peaceful. WWX gets a piece of carboard, folds it into a heart, slides it over to LWJ. LWJ tears up. A-Yuan is SUFFERING
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Oblivious LWJ where every time he posts a picture online his bestie WWX is always thirsting in the comments. LWJ posts a picture wearing the new 3-piece suit he bought and WWX comments
WWX: haha funny how my clothes are on the floor all the sudden
LWJ: you should pick them up..?
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It's so vital to me that modern LWJ gets a crush on every goth/bad boy he meets. MXY? His first crush. Wen Xu? Reluctant and purely physical crush. He has the weirdest crush on Xue Yang before he goes "nah that's not a bad boy, that's a whole criminal"
And then, of course, WWX.
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Modern LWJ who keeps trying to ask WWX on dates, but every time he does WWX thinks it's a group hang™ and brings like 5 of his friends
"Wow, Lan Zhan is asking me out so much lately, he must really want to make new friends."
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I want LWJ to actually have the worst humor ever and find the silliest jokes funny. This is made clear when they get A-Yuan and LWJ suddenly falls into the perfect humor for him: dad jokes.
A-Yuan: I'm hungry
LWJ: Hi hungry, I'm baba
WWX in the corner slowly facepalming
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No one sleeps at that sleepover.
Later in the week, LWJ makes the secret playlist he has titled "Wei Ying ♥️" public. WWX looks at the creation date and his jaw falls. "Lan Zhan!! It's been FIVE years????"
WWX proceeds to give him 5 years of lost kisses to make up for it.
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AU where WWX and LWJ meet for the first time because they both want to adopt the same child from the orphanage.
In true WangXian fashion, they start a silent competition for 6 year old A-Yuan's heart.
#dadxianweek
(day 4)
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Ok but LWJ and WWX meeting at a "baby and me" yoga class, WWX with Jingyi on a sling he wrapped, and LWJ with Sizhui on a carrier he bought. They judge each other silently for their choices.
WWX: that's awful on the back
LWJ: how can he trust that his own knot will hold
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my dad just walked in here with a new painting he made and my immediate reaction was "that's a nice painting of mom!" He said it wasn't supposed to be mom, just a random woman. Me and my brothers reacted the same, "that's mom". Find a man who paints you without even realizing it
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The less submissive and breedable a man looks the more fun he is to submit and breed those are just the facts
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"This is my boyfriend," LWJ says with his best😑face. "Now will you leave?"
Su She: You don't look happy about him being your boyfriend
LWJ: I am not happy bc I am being stalked.
WWX, IMMEDIATELY understand whats happening and realizing he has the acting opportunity of his life:
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