Mike Wazowski
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one year ago versus now...ahhh to feel some sort of semblance of control in my life again...
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gay people on dating apps top spotify artists be like 𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗮 • 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 • 𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗹𝗮 • 𝘆𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿 • 𝗳𝗸𝗮 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗴𝘀 • 𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗺𝗮 • 𝗸𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲𝘆 𝗹𝘂 • 𝘀𝗵𝘆𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 • 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗮𝘂 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀
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i wanna be perceived as boy with long hair not girl with short hair 🤔
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every day i wake up and put on my silly little emo outfit and do my silly little emo tasks
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boys who think the approproate way to flirt is by telling u their whole life sob story and expecting u to mother them afterwards instead of just getting a therapist have the worst pussy
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tired of having a body, just gonna become an orb...a watermelon orb...
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japanese industrial companies (eg mitsubishi) were able to accumulate wealth bc they used slave labor from the countries they colonized at the beginning of the 20th century...next question
How come Japan gets cool shit like suspension monorail trains, and we don't? 😠😖
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white people commenting on those koreaboo/weeaboo tik toks like "im scared of being confused for a weeb/ koreaboo i just genuinely love japanese/korean culture!" here's some news for u...the venn diagram of similarities between u and weeb/koreaboo in the video is a circle
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its my birthday today 🥰 time to go bully some straggots 🙈🙉
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tbt my abg era 🤩
i find it impressive when trans people were hot as both genders. like that has to be cheating no? like you can't just be good at everything.
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brb committing identity theft 🙈🙉 for legal purposes keeanu reeves if u see this its a joke 😳😳😳
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my brain cells gathering together to unionize against me
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seems like no one wants to get their pussy up and be butch4butch these days 🤔🤔🤔
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fuck it thirst trap bc i just got hit by a car and realized the precarity of life !
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aha...spit in
my mouth bro
lollllllll jk.... unless?.....
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ooooh you wanna sublet my roomie’s room sooo bad 🌀 for only $1065 a month in bed stuy plus in unit washer dryer 🌀 1 min away from the train 🌀 ooohhh 🤩🤩🤩
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my sister got paired up with an econ bro for a group presentation and she was like "why are u doing most of the work" and this is what he responded with:
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maybe she’s born with it...maybe it’s the makeup industry profitting from aritificially manufactured insecurity...
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a random korean man helped me bring this mirror up this big ass hill in itaewon...not all men i guess 😭
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femininity is a performance and i deserve an oscar baybeeee
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first try attempting stick n poke djdbdbd here's my baby rattoo (rat tattoo)
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dressed up just to get flaked on again so here are some pics documenting That One Time I Put Effort Into My Appearance
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femininity is a performance and i deserve an oscar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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bisexuals will have a photoset like this on tinder and say some corny shit like “get you a person who can do both” 🤮🤮🤮
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rolled out of bed late but my hair looks exactly the way i want it...god said 🚬 rights today 🥰🥰🥰
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i wanna be cute boi...BUT i also wanna be cute girl...😳😳😳
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Trader Joes starts a new line inspired by Korean Cuisine. It's called Trader Joon and includes mozarella bulgogi corndogs
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had an interview for a job and idk what possessed me to say that i recently got out of a major depressive episode but ummmmm
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do i really have a tight pussy or is it just endometriosis. late night thoughts at 3:47 pm on a monday
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i post a picture of me girlmoding vs me boymoding like every fiscal quarter but i will never not find this funny
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i go around looking like this and yet…cant put together a bed frame. we used to be a country 😔
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not beating the allegations…
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only the gays and girls are allowed to say bitch...if ur a cis man keep bitch out of ur dirty ass mouth
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this white dude i had class w in korea is tik tok famous all of a sudden for saying a few korean words with the //thickest//american accent im losing my goddamn MIND...and the comments too! from other koreans ! my head is spinning. i want to exit this simulation. im nauseous. 🤮
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asia is where white people go to nurse their wounded pride over possessing nothing but mediocrity in every regard aspect etc. and i need them to know that 🥰
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dev sweetie im so sorry im so sorry that a ugly ass bitch like this would even say that oh my god
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RINA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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spent a lot of time on this makeup...can my libra ass get some validation
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me: sex? thats no no 🤢🤢🤢
also me: if i dont hook up with someone right now and receive the sweet sweet validation that only comes from being an object of desire, as meaningless and violent as it is, i will wither away and die
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thinking about getting on T 😳😳😳 but what if i end up just looking like a mini version of my dad 😔😔😔
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cleaned my room and the sun is shining ooooh yeah today is gonna be so swaggy
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when the homie gives u a haircut while drunk…actually not bad !
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asian style evolution tik toks are just girls wearing yesstyle in high school to being 23 and owning junya watanabe
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koreans when they named bats, possums, squirrels, etc
If u think about it almost every mammal is just a different sized rat
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just wanna be able to come home to my lover of 6.9 years and take showers together like two gently boiling lobster in our shower with A+ water pressure and fall asleep in each other’s arms hbu
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every day i take my silly little mirror pics in the bathroom at work <3 teehee <3
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is he--is he really trying to pass this off as himself? random asian baby in cow suit, sweetie, im so sorry, im so sorry that an ugly ass bitch like this would even say that--
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why do asian american men who go to raves text like this: "LOL fuck HAHA you're so funny! uh damn, this generation sucks man, nobody dates to marry 💀 LMAO u cool tho girl, thanks for keeping it real 😋"
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no its true, because my cousin’s friend ate korean food & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding
been seeing a huge influx of people at the er with severe GI problems after eating korean food. i would advise staying away
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imma say it...white people with really light blue eyes and really light blond hair freak me out...y'all look close to death's door....
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every day i have a silly little debate with myself about whether or not i should get on t keke
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mentioned to my coworkers that i have a date tmmrw and they immediately said "omg who is he"...he? HE??...look at me...think about what u just said...now ask urself if it makes sense 😬😬😬
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i dont know how to describe it but how does every white person in korea look like the same exact genre of white person
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ive never seen an asian butch baddie look good with piercings. even worse is any type of tattoo at all. and if they got a shaggy little haircut or a buzzed head that makes people wonder if theyre a boy or a girl? the worst, idk why yall say that looks good 🫣
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whenever straight gorls go wild over a white man i lose a braincell...girl u dont have to show me a pic of him i already know he looks like a fermenting cheese block
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its official babes im moving to seoul <\3 brb gotta learn how to say I Have Genital Herpes in korean 😭🤪💅
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whoever is responsible for this shot knew exactly what they were doing 😭😭😭
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bitches be like yeah my favorite model is choi sora how did you know 😍😍😍
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wtf @ ig infographics recommending next shark/amplifying asian men right now...as if asian men are not co-conspirators in begetting gender-based white supremacist violence against women?? honestly a slap in the face when nextshark has a history of being deeply misogynistic
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the fact that there are korean men who blame korean women for mandatory military service and //not// us imperialism is so crazy to me...like u all are so eager to hate women...
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i see she's gaining internet clout again so reminder that eli erlick is a perp and has a history of targeting queer/trans people who are new to the community, pls stop giving her a platform!
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POV: it's the beginning of the revolution. "all cops are bad," i say. "no they're n--" you begin to respond. i shoot you before you can finish your sentence.
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not ftm…not mtf….but a secret third thing….tjb (trans to jolly baby)
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one year ago vs today... (same boxer briefs) (not peeing blood bc of work related stress anymore)
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stop thirst following me y'all i have genital herpes damn 😭😭😭
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