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@an3vs
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3 years
hotel sex hits different.
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@an3vs
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2 years
I’m gunna have a menty b.
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@an3vs
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2 years
My budget for Sept is $20. Don’t invite me out.
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@an3vs
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9 years
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@an3vs
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3 years
normalize 10pm sandwiches.
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@an3vs
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1 month
hey hi hello
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@an3vs
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3 months
WHY IS IT SO WINDY EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
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@an3vs
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13 years
I'm no bank but I can tell you that I have 0% interest in what you're saying right now.
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@an3vs
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4 months
Me if you ever care.
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@an3vs
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1 year
today’s weather is for sundresses with nothing on under.
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@an3vs
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1 year
pov: me trauma dumping on you after having two drinks.
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@an3vs
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2 months
Taquitos for supper.
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@an3vs
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3 months
Who wants to leave work early and enjoy the weather with patio drinks
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@an3vs
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1 month
It’s a good day…to head to VEGAS!
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@an3vs
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2 months
the mantra of the day is.. he can’t look at other women if you’re sitting on his face.
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@an3vs
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1 year
shower sex sucks.
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@an3vs
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4 months
I think we can all agree Tiger played his best when he was railing waitresses and escorts ⛳️
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@an3vs
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2 years
my neighbor just smiled and waved like he didn’t just wake me up with his fucking snowblower.
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@an3vs
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1 year
POV: my impulsive thoughts telling me to do something reckless because I haven’t been self destructive in a while 😌
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@an3vs
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9 months
I’m not looking for an argument, I’m looking for an understanding.. why are you not obsessed with me?
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@an3vs
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3 months
EVEN care.
@an3vs
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4 months
Me if you ever care.
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@an3vs
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5 years
Attention is one hell of a drug.
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@an3vs
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2 years
6pm is the new 11pm cause I’m ready for bed.
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@an3vs
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4 months
god I love closing the door on ppl in the elevator.
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@an3vs
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9 months
normalize having no Christmas list because I buy myself everything I want the second I want it.
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@an3vs
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4 months
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@an3vs
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3 months
TO THE RUM HUT.
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@an3vs
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5 years
Please don’t buy store bought perogies. I will make you some ok.
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@an3vs
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6 months
I don’t care if you festival du voyageur.. just don’t do it around me.
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@an3vs
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27 days
Fine. I’ll watch Dexter again.
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@an3vs
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2 years
intrusive thoughts about the finger/tongue combo.
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@an3vs
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10 months
respectfully, I don’t go above and beyond for anyone anymore. I’ll meet you as far as you meet me. I’ll speak to you as much as you speak to me and I’ll include you as much as you include me.
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@an3vs
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3 months
@mellie7 ⁩ 🍻
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@an3vs
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1 month
cigs don’t count when you’re drunk or in Vegas btw.
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@an3vs
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5 years
morning sex and some good ass breakfast.
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@an3vs
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2 years
I deserve this.
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@an3vs
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8 months
Are any of us ok? lol
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@an3vs
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7 months
Dry January but with drinking.
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@an3vs
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2 months
poolside margaritas? yes, please 😎
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@an3vs
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7 months
Apple juice (wine)
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@an3vs
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1 year
summer uniform.
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@an3vs
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9 months
I’m officially in “we’ll circle back in January” mode.
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@an3vs
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1 year
let’s get wine drunk and see how long we can go without touching eachother.
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@an3vs
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3 months
having a bad day? Just have a sandwich.
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@an3vs
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9 months
Good communication won't help when someone is committed to misunderstanding you.
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@an3vs
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14 years
Where are all of these guys that adults used to tell me would be lined up around the corner to date me? Fucking liars.
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@an3vs
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3 months
Summers @ the can are back!
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@an3vs
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9 years
Is anyone else kinda looking forward to Kim's #Kimoji App. #Guilty
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@an3vs
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3 months
having a remote job makes the Sunday scaries a little less scary.
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@an3vs
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8 months
let’s normalize not talking to toxic family members.
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@an3vs
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2 months
I just got the hang of hydration and now I gotta be worried about protein? I can't catch a single break.
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@an3vs
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9 months
Normalize telling your friends how much they mean to you.
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@an3vs
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2 years
mystery bruises.
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@an3vs
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1 year
getting out of bed is so dumb.
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@an3vs
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4 months
seeing nipples thru a shirt is a beautiful experience that makes me glad to be alive.
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@an3vs
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8 months
you are allowed to do what is best for you, even if it upsets other people.
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@an3vs
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13 years
Should lesbians be allowed to use dildos?.. They've made their choice.
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@an3vs
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13 years
Dear men everywhere... We like sex more than you do.
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@an3vs
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9 months
I fuckin love Canadian tire.
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@an3vs
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1 year
you know you’re getting old when after a night of sex your hips are sore.
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@an3vs
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2 years
when you tell him to update the shared grocery list 🙃
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@an3vs
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9 years
Hope on my election ballot I see a box for Jose ☑️ #BlueJays #JoseForPrimeMinister
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@an3vs
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1 year
do ya’ll ever just go outside and charge up in the sun?
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@an3vs
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2 months
I love summer.
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@an3vs
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4 years
I need some fucking hot weather, my mood stinks these days.
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@an3vs
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7 months
why is Canada possibly the worst on earth for flight prices.
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@an3vs
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1 year
how do I explain to my husband that I want him to be more dominant but also, don’t tell me what to do.
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@an3vs
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2 years
booking off every Friday for the rest of summer was the best thing I did ☀️
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@an3vs
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11 months
should I flirt or send memes?
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11 months
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@an3vs
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1 year
You know what would make my day better? sun chips.
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@an3vs
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13 years
True friendship means telling your girlfriend she needs to knock that duckface shit off already.
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@an3vs
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1 month
They should not let girls drink wine on Monday nights.
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@an3vs
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3 months
Shady’s back, tell a friend!
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@an3vs
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6 years
Eat my pussy under the mistletoe.
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@an3vs
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3 years
Yesterday was beautiful. 30 days💍
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@an3vs
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2 months
as a millennial, watching the blair witch project was enough to deter me from ever camping in the woods.
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@an3vs
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5 days
i noticed the sun setting earlier yesterday and i almost cried
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@an3vs
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4 years
you know you’re a lazy bitch when you turn down free tickets to the jets game... because you don’t want to wash your hair.
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@an3vs
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14 years
if letting him bang me while I'm wearing reindeer antlers & a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I don't know what is
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1 month
i hate running into ppl at the airport.
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@an3vs
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2 years
if ur man isn’t obsessed with ur ass, get a new man.
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1 month
me🤝poolside marg
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@an3vs
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5 years
Brunch and day parties all summer 19, don’t invite me out for anything past 9pm.
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@an3vs
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6 years
Gets 5 hours of sleep can function fine. Gets 9. Dies.
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@an3vs
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5 years
A man will literally do anything for you if he loves/cares about you.
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@an3vs
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5 years
I got a promotion today at work and also my ring is so beautiful.
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@an3vs
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8 years
I like sweatpants & staying home.
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@an3vs
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1 year
Over titties? My god the world has gone soft.
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Daniella Hemsley barred from boxing final after viral breast-flashing moment 😳
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@an3vs
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2 months
if sour cream isn’t your favourite condiment we can’t be friends.
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@an3vs
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3 years
the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes... WHO ???? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE??????
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@an3vs
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5 years
It’s called self care. Google it.
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1 year
anyone else avoid emotion by making jokes?
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1 year
Am I sad or do I just need some D.
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@an3vs
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6 years
I woke up today. I have clothes to wear. I have running water. I have food to eat. I am thankful.
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@an3vs
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1 year
there is no better feeling than a warm pizza box on your lap.
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@an3vs
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1 year
holy fuck I want to jump off a large building.
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@an3vs
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14 years
I just put a french fry in my mouth that was too hot so I spit it out right as a hot guy walked by, now he totally thinks I’m a spitter
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3 months
Normalise following up to an ignored text with “helllooooooo?”
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