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I have opinions. truth matters. Political Satirist, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦ally 💙

Fort Worth, TX
Joined July 2009
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@RealAlexJones Read “Trump Tells the Creation Story“ by AmyOwl on Medium:
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@KyleKulinski I don’t understand the right’s obsession with gay sex.
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@highbrow_nobrow @RockyMtnGma In a festival like setting?? Does he think the uninsured are cattle? Or is that just women?.
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@highbrow_nobrow @RockyMtnGma “Ok, peasant, we looked at you out of the goodness of our hearts. You’re dying, but fuck off because you’re poor. ”.
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@Angry_Staffer No matter how bad it gets under Trump, they will just say “it woulda been worse under Kamala”. No, I don’t think so.
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@pappybest The moment when MAGA voters realize what they’ve done.
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@RandyRainbow And think, next week we’ll be saying “Bye, Fellatio!”.
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@Marmel The Pointless Sisters.
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@BeingJWood I have a moral compass, and it’s pointing directly away from him.
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@HeartlandSignal That’s a lot of words for “I am a moron and might eventually regret my decisions, but will never connect the dots. ”.
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@notcapnamerica Well I live in Texas and have never seen a tornado. That must mean they don’t exist. /s.
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@DerrickEvans4WV So God is good because a convicted felon, accused rapist, and known adulterer signed a piece of paper saying you could walk free after participating in violence against your federal government. Well, congratulations I guess. 🤡.
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@TurnTexas_Blue Didn’t the real Melania vote early? Like, last week?.
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@vazserox @TristanSnell I’ll keep saying this till I am blue in the face:. HEALTHCARE SHOULD NOT BE CREATING BILLIONAIRES WHILE BANKRUPTING THE PEOPLE WHO NEED IT.
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@patriottakes The beatings will continue until morale improves. Of course people are going to experience racism. That doesn’t mean we sit back and d just let it run rampant because everyone has become “resilient” to it. That minimizes and invalidates the real trauma that racism inflicts on the.
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@HalfwayPost I love it. SWASTICARS!.
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@Acyn Make him visit the exact location. I’ll even say he can use floaties.
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@ask_aubry Oh dear. Someone check his hard drive.
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@atrupar Omg 😳 I can’t. Did he not listen to the professional firefighters who have said it’s not a supply problem? No magical “valve” is going to release enough water to put those fires out.
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@SpeakerJohnson @JimMart68737540 The teachings of Jesus are too liberal for you?
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@notcapnamerica Main character syndrome, enhanced by Christian nationalism.
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@JasmineForUS At this point, he could ☠️ someone onstage and people would cheer. This is beyond ridiculous.
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@C_3C_3 He needs to retire. Thank you sen McConnell for voting NO on hegseth, but it is time to retire.
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@JerasIkehorn Control. Give us no other choice but to turn to the oligarchy for our basic needs. And thank them for it.
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@DougWahl1 LOL these people are delusional.
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@BadMedicalTakes Stretch marks (striations) can happen even if someone is skinny the most common cause is rapid weight gain, like what occurs in pregnancy, but other medical conditions (such as HEDS and PCOS) can increase the likelihood of developing them. All ages and genders can develop them.
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@NotHoodlum @SherrillM79722 Those damn MAGA seals are so annoying with their sycophantic clapping and noise making.
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@DougWahl1 I absolutely 💯 believe it was cocaine.
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@LakotaMan1 @YourAnonNews Do not. I repeat, DO NOT look it up.
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@DougWahl1 Yeah I wouldn’t want to be in the same room with him either.
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@TheOnlyEsta Everyone should watch a documentary on MLK that day. Then go touch some grass. It’s good for you.
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@ThatEricAlper When the “new grocery store” gets remodeled because it’s 35 years old.
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@notcapnamerica He can put all those people to work investigating people who don’t like him. That’s what the fascist playbook says.
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@AtheistPoet @David_Leavitt “We don’t want you playing with PRETEND guns… Here, have an AR-15”.
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@maddenifico She triggered narcissistic rage.
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@RyanKennedy_22 He probably asked his mom or sister what he should give her.
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@Crazymoments01 @PicturesFoIder He just needs to get some galvanized square steel and borrow some expansion screws from his aunt.
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@quadcarl_carl @JimClarey Well, that outfit certainly isn’t helping his argument.
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@Damaan4u33 “I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.” — Clarence Darrow, famous lawyer and contemporary of Mark Twain.
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@RossKneeDeep Hell, just give her a spread on . It would be right in line with the moral compass of the incoming administration. But then, Texas and other red states would require you to submit ID to visit the site.
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@lavie154 @Mtn_Gma This is truly Orwellian.
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@PrincessBravato Lord, I apologize for what I was about to tweet….
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@queenie4rmnola @ChildPleez007 I’m quite embarrassed by some of my fellow white people. 🫣.
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@BrianKarem Projection it’s always projection with him.
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@Phil_Lewis_ @notcapnamerica I HAVE QUESTIONS . Will they allow leniency for nocturnal emissions? . Is there some sort of device a man can wear to prevent his billions of children from escaping the epididymus?
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@TrueFactsStated How is someone accused of fraud able to access $18 million to send to someone else accused (I’m sorry, convicted) of fraud? . And why do we keep pretending that these people are ever going to be held accountable under the same laws as the rest of us?.
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@isabellasg3 Read the fine print. Trump and “certain of his family” own 60% of this money laundering scheme.
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@patriottakes Where’s the kkkross?.
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@notcapnamerica “BuT muH fReE sPeEcH” 🤡.
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@TheFungi669 I would rather spend the time cleaning up a lake of dog diarrhea while barefoot.
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@CheriJacobus It only took 53 days for the Nazi party to take over Germany.
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@dexter_doggie Why aren’t people like HIM homeless?.
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@cturnbull1968 DC is gonna run out of mayonnaise and sour cream very soon.
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@ArtCandee Let me guess, she has a plant on her desk, so she’s qualified.
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@JoJoFromJerz @RickAmericus I’ve been in a lot of bathrooms. Not once have I seen a penis OR a vagina. Saw a penis in a laundromat once….
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@guelphgirlchris How beautiful it is for BUTTker to maybe just STFU….
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@atrupar Tell Donnie to go turn the faucet himself if it’s really that simple.
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@AnitaBeerToday @BadMedicalTakes @DoomScroling I really hope OOP’s tiny dick shrivels up and falls off.
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@TheLastDon222 @margie_waite @krassenstein Trump “literally” took a bullet in the same way I “literally” got mauled by a cat.
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@IAmPoliticsGirl That pesky constitution, always getting in the way of fascism.
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@JoJoFromJerz Let me tell you how well that works. It doesn’t. It causes complex PTSD, depression, anxiety, suicidal ideation, and other mental health issues. It does nothing to “fix” a developmental disorder.
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@AesPolitics1 Uh, that’s like comparing Michael Jackson to that one guy who auditioned for X Factor and then threw a fit when the judges didn’t like his audition.
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@jackiekcalmes @SafeH2o4Schools Trump not only skipped Biden’s inauguration, he timed the departure of Air Force One to coincide with the swearing in ceremony.
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@Mollyploofkins And Kamala has more grace in her little finger than that man ever will.
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@UnrealBluegrass He should be arrested.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Oh STFU and stop making everything about yourselves.
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@Ronxyz00 Well, grab a hose, @realDonaldTrump and go show em how it’s done!.
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@YourAnonCentral Texas, and I already voted. 💙.
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@Nuclear_FellaCZ @YourAnonCentral And half of them refusing to wear a diaper to catch it as it spews uncontrollably from their backside because “my body my choice”.
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@MacFarlaneNews Fuck Greg Abbott.
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@thetrueshelby Did she just glue placemats to herself?.
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@Ronxyz00 Wow. A broken clock is right twice a day.
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@ImSpeaking13 @BlackKnight10k Same. I’m very disappointed.
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@Damaan4u33 A roll of paper towels. The cheap ones.
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@JoJoFromJerz Next he’ll be saying he rode out a category 6 hurricane as a child, outdoors, barefoot.
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@joncoopertweets I’m more concerned about narcissism. It seems they all have that.
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@KevinTheFatKid @JoJoFromJerz Nah this time y’all paid a billionaire to do it.
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@RossKneeDeep I am just numb right now, all I want to do is dissociate and sleep.
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@laurenboebert He just re-marginalized a shitload of people and made sure 20 or so trans women couldn’t compete in women’s professional sports (that was an existential threat to our entire existence, right?) . Oh, and brought back $1200 insulin. America is SO GREAT!.
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@RealAlexJones You all know he’s not going to declassify shit. Just watch.
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@tedcruz The Panama Canal wasn’t *built* entirely by America. France had a go at it first, starting in 1881. The period from 1881-1894 saw around 22,000 mostly Caribbean workers die. The US took over in 1904 due to engineering problems and financial corruption. The US lost 5609 workers.
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@redwooddesigns @RpsAgainstTrump No. Read the planet, man.
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@RichardAngwin Not taking action on that thought… I’ll just hope for spontaneous combustion or a random blood clot.
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@patriottakes Maybe…. A little…. Skeptical?. Uh, buddy we’re way beyond that. We’ve crossed into wariness.
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@redamor_ Her skin suit had a tear where her back scales wore through and she had to get it patched.
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@patriottakes What a despicable person @charliekirk11 is. I hope EVERY pilot is qualified. Anecdotally, the worst landing - actually an aborted landing and then a 3 point bounce landing - I’ve ever experienced was done by a white guy. I didn’t know who was in the cockpit at the time, but I.
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@RpsAgainstTrump That is scary. He wants lackeys, yes men. Trump can NOT be the smartest guy in the room or we are doomed.
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@ZeddFred I’m gonna say between $50 and $60.
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@Mollyploofkins Nothing to see here. MAGA doesn’t groom children… 🤔🤨.
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@BubbatheOG White man with money and political power. It’s maddening.
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@summergirl9754 @JDCocchiarella He’s already been impeached TWICE. and yet here we are.
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@realTuckFrumper $100k is pre-paid for medical care after attendees are struck by lightning.
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@CalltoActivism Guilty.
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@ding3rs My amateur diagnosis: Megalomania.
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@Acyn How many of the “best and brightest” from Trump’s first term were left at the end of it? . His “standards” have nothing to do with competence, and everything to do with praise and admiration.
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