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i hate fantasy stories that end w the protag deciding that they're too grown up for magic so now they have to go back to the real world and participate in capitalism and start a nuclear family and it's portrayed as a happy ending. like why wouldnt u stay with the fuckin dragons
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i never actually get over any of my previous interests. they just lie low in my brain like a sleeper agent waiting for the code word to activate and take over my entire personality for an undetermined amount of time
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tumblr posts that i will need several years to recover from
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hes the bravest man in the world for romancing his own character and having to listen to himself flirt i would die on the spot if i were him
“I THINK HE LIKES ME! 😳”
Neil… that’s literally YOU.
This is hands down one of the best things i’ve ever seen.
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this method involves knocking her out, turning her into a sheep, carrying her to moonrise towers and breaking her out of jail (while she is still a sheep). genuinely beautiful
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someone made a list of things that lose you the most companion approval in BG3, and on the list: "-30 Gale: Playing as Astarion, deny that you're a vampire to Gale, and keep insisting you're not a vampire, even though he knows you're a vampire." gdfjkhgfjkhg
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astarion paired with a kind tav is so funny because you'll choose to do good deeds and astarion will help but he will also spend the entire time whining and pointedly telling everyone that he's only there for tav and if it were up to him he would leave them all for dead
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if you manage to recruit karlach before astarion, you get this dialogue between them in astarion's introductory scene
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the narrator's phrasing at the start of the astarion origin run is so funny... "you'll be feeding for two now" hes PREGBNANT?!
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if i could have one cutscene added to the game, i would want to see the average night in camp. gale cooking dinner, handing out bowls with a cheerful "mind yourself, it's hot!", tav trying to eat it anyway and burning their mouth, karlach falling off her seat laughing about it ,
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everytime i hear this line i think of that one tweet that was like. when u ask ur cat if he ate ur chicken strips
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late-game astarion when he drops all pretence and is just wholly sincere is. absolutely devastating .
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i was testing out alternate dialogue options and i sooo wish it was possible to say the friend line and then pick up on the romance later if/when he feels ready for it. he sounds so happy and relieved and grateful when he realises tav would still care for him regardless :'I
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astarion is simultaneously one of the funniest characters in existence and also one of the most heartbreaking characters in existence. hes got the range. theres duality
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posts that probably weren't meant to make me cry but made me cry anyway
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people getting offended when u say astarion is cringe. like no u dont understand. im saying thats an inherent part of his charm. i adore the cringe. he is perfect. he is everything to me. i love his 10 charisma self exactly as he is: capable of THE most embarrassing pick-up lines
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astarion's little "ah!" as he falls over. u must listen to it.
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new contender for astarion voice acting moments that make me go insane
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my favourite bg3 bug is the one where sometimes randomly if things go wrong, particularly with mods, you will get teleported into space, surrounded by a great number of naked men, and amongst them, clothed? the original dark urge.
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strangely, you can't actually find astarion's grave in the world but you can visit the exact spot that it's located according to the cutscene... which is directly beside karlach's parents
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apparently ji li's new thing is just showing up unexpectedly in cql cast livestreams, and he only owns one shirt
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yearning this, pining that...... you can't know the agony of the unobtainable until you have witnessed yu bin staring intently at xiao zhan's bag of crisps
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zzj just deciding to do a whole jgy photoshoot of his own volition remains one of the coolest and best decisions he's ever made
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gotta be honest, the difference between the song of clarity and the song of turmoil is so obvious in cql and i know canonically it's supposed to be that jgy melded the two together so seamlessly that it was unnoticeable except to a trained ear but in cql.... nmj that's kinda on u
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i showed you my sect's secret guqin techniques please respond
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im wheezing wyll being like "i need to be looked after... if anyone.. has anything to help me........." *stares at astarion, currently holding two health potions*
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zzj sitting in the back with a sword in his chest and an arm missing lol
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lxc: *plays very soothing nice music*
nmj: ahh lovely
jgy: *just absolutely goes off on one*
nmj: oh sick a remix
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wzc: how are you feeling today?
zzj: do you think i'm pretty?
wzc: beautiful. you're absolutely gorgeous today.
zzj: (to qpx) son, come here! quick, quick!
wzc: this is our son!~
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magistrate astarion absolutely definitely judged people solely based on vibes. doesnt matter if u were provably innocent, if he decided he did not like ur vibes, off to jail. bad haircut? jail. poorly dressed? jail. gnome? believe it or not, straight to jail.
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the way he whispers "don't become his" oh i am going insane
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desperately wish to see this cql concert as planned by ji li
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damn this tweet really plopped off or whatever the kids say. stan frogs
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im in tears at this... not just a face journey, a whole face adventure
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elminster: *appears*
astarion: SANTA CLAUS
karlach: EVERYONE ! ITS GALE'S GRANDDAD!!!
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astarion: *puts arm around gale* gale, old buddy old pal, darling. these people who i'm going to see might often need a little bit of persuasion--
gale: it's money isnt it.
astarion: yes. its cash.
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also meditating deeply on astarion showing disdain for the gods because he prayed to them all during those 200 years, and not a single one answered
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rolan didnt have any family..... cal and lia adopted him......... he loves them more than anything.,... ohhh ohhurghhhhh ohhh he just wants to protect them he wants to be a powerful wizard and keep them safe and ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhrghhhh
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obsessed with how he's just got the jgy hat on display like that
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explicit romantic xiyao confirmation in my cql documentary? it's more likely than you think!
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good evening all may i interest you in some guanyin temple concept art to ruin your good mood
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they cooked astarion up in a lab. to make people go insane . they released him into the water supply
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i'm not on speaking terms with the donghua rn but i'm obsessed with the energy jgy brought to this
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going to rip cazador to shreds with my bare hands honestly
People who thinks Astarion is just evil...Cazador locked Astarion in a coffin for a year as a punishment, because Astarion cared for someone and didn't wanted to bring him to Cazador... 😞
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cql but it's a mockumentary and whenever something's going down, jgy just turns to stare at the camera like this
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wang zhuocheng helping ji li live out his huaisang fight scene fantasies
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i think the timeskip in mdzs means that people don't realise all of jgy's Crimes™ happened over a decade ago, and all he'd been doing in the time between was being a genuinely good leader. like, if those past misdeeds hadn't been discovered...... nothing would've happened
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I REALLY THINK!!!!!!!! i really think huang ziteng (lqr's actor) made some important points when he posted this pic on weibo and was like "happy new year from the lan family" like i really think he made some important statements with this. i'll let u figure out what those are.
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my favourite pastime is posting astarion videos that make people rethink their initial negative assessments of him. sooo sorry that fandom has convinced u that hes hot generic edgy vampire. hes actually just very sweet (sometimes) and very cringe (all the times)
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this is one of my favourite astarion moments purely for how insanely good the voice acting is here.......
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i'm in hysterics remembering how lhk said on livestream that reading the uncensored mdzs novel made him feel all hot and bothered like dude ohhh my god who just says that to an audience of thousands i'm going to cry. never change, lhk. never change
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jgy fans to jc fans experiencing a nonsensical major adaptational change that negatively impacts characterisation
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the mdzs donghua making jin ling shorter than jgy is a crime that cannot be forgiven. because i think the fact that jgy is canonically shorter than his nephew is unbelievably cute and funny, and we were robbed of this.
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like he's a dickhead but not such a dickhead that he wouldnt help out its just that at some point in the proceedings whoever you're rescuing probably would start to wish you'd just left them there instead
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i desperately wish to know what zzj did during his lan sizhui audition that made them call him back to audition for jin guangyao instead
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everybody look at this rly low quality green screen gif of paul in full eighth doctor costume giving his son a lil kiss, it's extremely important
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why did the yi city cast all collectively decide that "selfie with zhu zanjin" was a vital thing to include in their cql wrap thank you posts. i am absolutely not complaining, but these images. they are funny to me.
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