Angela Merkel (Offiziell Parodie)
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Achte Bundeskanzlerin der Bundesrepublik Deutschland (2005-2021). Dies ist ein Parodie Kommentar-Konto.
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In
#2018
:
The US become the Unimportant States.
The UK is the Uninvited Kingdom (2019: the irrelevant kingdom).
The EU remains the European Union.
Deutschland bleibt Deutschland.
Now we have good work to do.
Let's do it.
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@IvankaTrump
The G6 was nice. Greetings to your husband. In English or Russian, whatever language he prefers.
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@GretaThunberg
You're an inspiration to politicians with old ideas.
Please continue. Thank you.
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Die Ereignisse von heute sollten nie in einer Demokratie geschehen. Die Leute in Katalonien haben meine Unterstützung.
#CatalanReferedendum
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☀️Frohe Weihnachten!
Merry Christmas! 🎄
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@dwnews
Maybe we should postpone the G7 this year... We might need a G6, without a certain country.
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@EmmanuelMacron
You entertain him, we'll talk with the others what we'd agreed before. Thank you Emmanuel.
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@kelticflair
We don’t wish none of that to happen to you. We feel sorry.
We will not take any lessons about democracy nor morals from the USA in the foreseeable decades.
Please do strengthen your democracy (the principles of a representative democracy are widely known), and be better. Love.
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Good.
Let’s make the world great again.
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@MichelBarnier
We need a fair deal.
Obviously we'll not harm generations of Europeans because of internal political problems in the UK.
There's no stigma if the UK rejects a fair deal. We'll survive the sort pain, and will wish them the best.
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"We have not accepted all the previously unthinkable restrictions on our lives — including temporary restrictions on our rights — only to risk a relapse now."
Angela
#Merkel
German Chancellor
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Joe, Kamala, team, and supporters,
Make America Great Again. 😉
The world desperately needs good people making good decisions, everywhere.
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Ich denke darüber nach, morgen grün zu tragen.
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"If we lose the
#Amazon
#rainforest
we lose everything" 🌍🌎🌏
@GeorgeMonbiot
warns the entire planet, you and me.
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I’ll now have more free time to read good books.
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What does the German police instead of killing innocent people for no reason?
USA and others, you too can improve.
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My condolences to Britain.
Will Harry and Meghan be allowed to be present?
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@GretaThunberg
If those in war zones fight for the climate, we in the peaceful west should be ashamed for not changing our habits just a bit, and save the future of the planet.
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Make people in a certain country love everybody again!
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German Chancellor Angela
#Merkel
is visiting
#Auschwitz
for the first time, and feels deep shame for the barbaric crimes that were commited here by Germans.
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Being greedy during a pandemic makes the pandemic lasts longer.
We do not want this, right?
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"I really am sorry, from the bottom of my heart. But if the price we pay is 590 deaths a day then this in unacceptable."
#StayAtHome
#StayAtHomeSaveLives
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❤️🌍❤️
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Biden recognised that he will do mistakes (like every human being), and counts on his team to correct them.
Good start.
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Vaccination is good, for you, and those around you.
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@GretaThunberg
We will boycott Australia altogether economically until they behave properly regarding climate change.
Their PM was right about climate threatening the economy. Just the other way around.
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We are Europeans.
We are inhabitants of the same planet. 🌍 ❤️
We may be opponents — but we are not enemies.
We are Americans.
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Who is Trump going to blame next?
The Mayans?
The dodo?
Who?
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Who thinks that “Make America Great Again” is the message from Trump to the next president of the USA?
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Maybe we should write the title entirely in German: Die Königin.
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Is
@GretaThunberg
running to be the next German Chancellor?
If not, remember that nur Merkel ist besser als Merkel. 😉
We need to save the planet, to save ourselves. There’s no economy without an habitable planet to live in.
God created our planet. Let’s respect that. Today.
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Putin likes to arrive late for meetings, others (accidentally) allow their phones to ring when meeting with Putin. Diplomacy.
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#Multilateralism
is the new reality, and the way forward.
The
#EU
cannot afford more of
#Trump
.
We need to reinforce our identity, while cooperating with others. Cooperating not as USA followers, but as Europeans.
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A sign of Hope
We need to help them 🇺🇦
Kherson region. Despite the Russian occupiers, Ukrainian farmers are starting to sow under blue and yellow flags 🇺🇦
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We need to take action, dealing with the root cause of
#ClimateChance
. We have to take
#ClimateCrisis
as a crisis.
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Are they brothers? 🙂🙂
I’m glad we could meet with German counterparts to re-affirm our strong & enduring relationship. I especially enjoyed re-engaging with German Vice Chancellor Olaf Scholz to discuss our partnership in defeating the pandemic, fighting climate change, & advancing our shared values.
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We need a better world.
We need to act in several different ways to make it happen. Now.
Politicians and political partys are lying us straight in the face. There's no party that is doing nearly enough. They're failing us.
Only voting won't be enough. We need to be active democratic citizens to safeguard basic living conditions. See you in the streets September 24th.
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"Ellenbogenfreundschaftsablehnung"
Elbow-friendship refusal
OK, it doesn't exist, but if it did, this would be peak it 😀
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“Enough of killing ourselves!”
“We are digging our own graves.”
@antonioguterres
How much suffering is needed for us to change?
#COP26
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Floods, fires, heatwaves… Suffering.
We need to reverse
#climatechange
.
We all need to improve our individual and collective habits.
While we’re all different (that is good), our specific habits that must be changed also differ. Let’s work on them. Let’s be better. For all.❤️
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This hasn’t aged well.
Do you remember when
#BorisJohnson
said
#Trump
should get the Nobel Peace Prize.
Maybe people have forgotten.
I think you know what to do...
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A friendly reminder to get vaccinated whenever possible
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We need to help Ukraine and fix our own mistakes.
We need to continuously protect and preserve our own democracies, locally, regionally, worldwide.
We need to reduce greed, everywhere.
We need to live and love more.
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Global warming…
Act!
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Good news.
Kamala Harris, the new
@VP
of the USA, wrote on her bio that she’s the “wife of the first
@SecondGentleman
”.
The world is improving.
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Vaccines work.
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This must stop.
We need to help Ukraine 🇺🇦
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What world do you wish to wake up tomorrow? Start building it today.
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Have you thought about who are the people, who don’t like democracy in your country?
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German humor.
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Is America great again?
I’ve requested my geography advisers to check this for me. They informed that climate change is making America smaller, while the oceans are rising.
#ClimateChange
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We need to teach people in the USA, and a bit all over the world, to distinguish truth from lies online. Otherwise we will have manipulated protesters, and protests that can easily escalate into conflict. Democracy doesn’t need that.
Misinformed through social media, Trump supporters take to the streets to challenge election result
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The grownups are back in charge.
Great to meet
@POTUS
just a week before our pivotal
#NATOSummit
. I thanked him for his leadership & steadfast commitment to our Alliance. In an age of global competition, we will take ambitious decisions to strengthen
#NATO
for the next decade.
#NATO2030
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Doing this horrible actions to German reporters, is a good way to make us skip the
#G7
this year, and consider a G6 in the near future.
A DW reporter and his camera operator have been shot at with projectiles by Minneapolis police and threatened with arrest while covering the protests sparked by the death of George Floyd.
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Nature is healing
The US officially reentered the Paris climate accord today.
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The EU is helping Belarus reducing the CO2 emitted by their airplanes.
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👇
Vladimir Putin, knowing that Angela Merkel fears dogs, deliberately summoned his black Lab into the room where they were meeting. She offered a biting explanation: “I understand why he has to do this — to prove he’s a man. He’s afraid of his own weakness.”
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What are we going to do about this?
It’s now or never: Scientists warn time of reckoning has come for the planet
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Eure Mutti ist gesund!
#Merkel
💪
BREAKING: Merkel's second coronavirus test result is negative
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