The worst thing you can hear whilst enjoying a post coital cigarette? Is it in yet?

@barbell_chick I thought you'd cry yourself to sleep 🤣

@leeleedutchaski Phew that's cold. I don't think I'd survive that

@rmgrumpy It's just common sense, should never have got to arbitration

@goofysouthpaw Aye go on you earned a nap

@julienisbet Congratulations Julie well done

I had to read the story to confirm this was a woman and not a bloke. We now apparently say Chelsea star or Chelsea striker without even qualifying it as women's football anymore. Sigh.

RT @StreetStephen: 40 years ago?!! I remember making it so well!

RT @JasonGolaup: The most beautiful thing happened at @glasgowfilm yesterday 😌 Folk, including myself, stayed behind n sang Like A Rolling…

@BeckieJayneeee First world problems 🤣

Reading Blood Runs Deep, the first in a crime series set around the Pentland Hills, by @DougASinclair very well written and enjoyable thus far. A new author to me.

RT @BobGolen:

RT @NoContextBrits:

See that sneaky thing Google do in the Gmail app, shuffling ads and emails to get you to click on an ad. Cunts.

Trump is signing executive orders like they are going out of fashion

RT @ATRightMovies: BOB HOSKINS telling a great story about almost being cast as Al Capone in THE UNTOUCHABLES.

RT @NoContextBrits: British journalism. Best in the world.

RT @upminster13: I had a bet on three horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times. Not one of them won. I blame it on the book…

@Lily_McSnarly Aye I like Life is Sweet too. Yup his films are certainly unique.

@Lily_McSnarly Aye it was good. I love all his films, particularly Naked.