that cat person story is so good bc it captures something never put into words, and i don’t wanna hear anyone’s hot takes on it. i don’t wanna hear anyone’s hot takes on anything
This is a San Francisco coffee shop at 11am in the morning.
Packed wall to wall with ambitious founders working on startups.
There is no other city in the world like it
been seeing a lot of tweets along the lines of “men don’t need to wear crop tops they need to go to therapy” and i wholeheartedly disagree. i don’t care about men’s mental health and i never will. what i Do care about is men looking slutty
everyone’s like “i’m such an adult now that i have a favorite stove burner!” oh you mean the one that is closest to you and most comfortable for your dominant hand? yeah you’re a real fucking adult for figuring that out you stupid dipshits
your mcm makes avocado toast without putting in some lemon/lime and salt. he didn’t think of using acid to emphasize the creaminess of the avocado lmfaooooo
i’m sick of my stupid white friends making fun of the watering can in my bathroom like don’t you have to go listen to journey and think about your cousin while you masturbate
1) this dress makes me look like liz lemon on a date 2) yes i snuck into my parent’s bedroom for the mirror pic 3) the water bottle and napkin are my friends