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The boy said to the girl he had just successfully conquered: "I don't drink alcohol, don't smoke, don't gamble, and don't flirt with girls. Drugs are something he stays away from. However, I still have a small flaw, honey!”
The girl blinked:
- What is it, tell me! I'm ready to
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L'Afrique est mon beau continent très riche mais mal reparti trop de chômage
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Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen.
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After teaching the student a lesson about filial piety, the teacher asked Bi:
- If you have two houses and your father doesn't have one, what will you do?
- I will give dad a house.
- Very good. If you have two cars and your three don't have any cars, what will you do?
- I'll
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1. What is this?
The teacher used her index finger to point to a point on the map and asked:
- What is this?
- Student: Teacher, that's your index finger...
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Husband whispers to wife:
- If you compare me with Dieu Thuyen, I have many more features than her!
The wife blushed and said:
- How dare you compete with a beauty, I can't be like that! Let me give you an example!
- My mouth is wider, my feet are bigger, my nose is bigger,
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The Ugly Duckling
The Ugly Duckling is a fairy tale about a young swan who is rejected by his family and friends because he is ugly. The swan eventually grows up to be beautiful, and he is accepted by his family and friends. The story is often used to teach children the
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The
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