Jagan Mohan
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Periyarism's, a neo-religion's central tenet is hatred for the brahmin (derogatory 'paapan') absolving the larger and feudal middle classes.
It is a negative ideology. No societal progress, morality or advancement in any way can come out of such negative neo-religions.
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@RaysTweetsss
We do not feel safe in a world where 'Jihad' is the greatest goal of a billion people too.
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@meenakandasamy
Nazis targeted Jews
Dravidians stockists target Brahmins
Periyarism is Fascism, Nazism and Jihadism - a cocktail of hate, topped by casteism.
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@acharjee_roy
Dear Commie.
You are not one of us.
Please stay away from our religion, stop calling yourself Hindu and don't try to impose your Pol Pot and Maoist culture on us.
The unsullied rest of us.
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@sanjayuvacha
She is an industrialist.
But, how do your MPs earn?
Left: Congress veteran Sushilkumar Shinde's daughter Praniti Shinde
Right: Her watch: Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Tourbillon - Cost: Minimum one crore
Congress Model of Wealth Redistribution.
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@ZafarHeretic
The whole Halal slaughter (esp. during Id) is an effective practical training to desensitise every follower into a potential beheader.
Children who grow up watching animals die with blood ebbing out of severed jugular veins grow up to be different in many ways than one.
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@mrjethwani_
The only job these time wasters have is to hunt for some list where India is either at the bottom or missing and proudly post it as if it is their own personal achievement.
Losers living worthless lives always celebrate failures.
They are attracted to other losers like Rahul.
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@titu_dipankar
@AITCofficial
@DidiForPM
@TMCNaboJowar
@BanglarGorboMB
Yes!
The gods from the white man's land have spoken!
With a dance and a tune too.
How can we, the common coolies of India, refuse to heed!
Yes, we will obey!
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@RanaAyyub
Using your exemplary propaganda techniques, you can now remove "on roads" and just say, "Over 1,700 muslims booked for offering Eid namaz"
And voila, a WaPo article of the highest journalistic standards is ready!
Communal divisions have always worked in India.
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@meenakandasamy
Yes. We are still in awe of the british white man and his opinions, of us, his faithful coolies.
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@ZafarHeretic
Humbug. Nothing can beat the Pakistani scientific publications on how to produce electricity using Jinns.
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@aratrika_g08
> A regime telling you what to eat...
Surely you mean a religion that dictates what is Halal and what is Haram, right?
And what to wear too, correct?
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@Acts17David
Imagine a religion that bans music, women in public, art, paintings, sculptures, dancing... anythings thats joie de vivre.
What else is left in life?
No wonder why Islamic Terrorists are so motivated by Jihad.
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@Sunil_Deodhar
@supriya_sule
@GopichandP_MLC
@AmitShah
@JPNadda
@Dev_Fadnavis
@cbawankule
@ChitraKWagh
@MeghnaBordikar
@Pankajamunde
@poonam_mahajan
@VijayaRahatkar
@Jaysing_mohan
The fear in that girl's eyes says it all.
Helpless and conditioned to expect assault from every visitor.
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@DefiantDevii
Yes. How dare this professional and successful woman come out in public and have fun campaigning in her own expressive way!
Shouldn't she be shackled at home and covered up in a burkha?!
Sheesh.
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@sagarikaghose
The
#SengolOfIndia
is Rajadhanda, a Mace.
Below: The Mace of the Parliament of Western Australia.
Where is the Mace of the Parliament of India,
@sagarikaghose
?
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@TrulyMonica
There is a competition between leftists and Islamists on who is more anti-Indian.
While the leftists are veterans, the islamists are getting even more creative.
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@SpiritOfCongres
I am a south Indian hindu and we don't sacrifice animals for festivals.
Congressis, on the other hand, followers of some half-white princeling are a different breed altogether.
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@dhanyarajendran
In a decade or so, these journalists will have us believe that the Nov 2008 Mumbai Attacks were a figment of imagination.
Just as they want us to forget the moplah jihad, the razakar atrocities, the jammu files, the direct action day, the list goes on.
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@rahulroushan
I would gladly buy from this Chacha.
This is what Diwali is about.
May all prosper.
Just don't hate us, convert us or harm us or our temples, culture and traditions. We will reciprocate in kindness and we can all coexist in peace.
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@SShabbarZaidi
Look at this guy and his grandfather.
And thank our fortune for the partition, however incomplete it was.
and how right Ambedkar was.
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@Nidhi
@jyotsnamohan
This is the problem with the liberals.
They use one area of progress as a weapon to criticise another.
"Does India need satellites when a lot of people lack toilets?" "Does India need toilets when a lot of people lack drinking water" "Does India need drinking water..."
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@chiterumbu
The rule of the thumb is, when the politicians protest too much against anything the present government does, there must be some monetary benefit they are set to lose.
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@DefiantDevii
This is why hate must not be allowed to overpower common sense.
That lighting is for security.
His team needs to see him at all times.
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@anushakunmittal
Yes. Now you want to remove federalism and shift blame. Nice.
On all other days, Law and Order is state subject.
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@ReallySwara
Yes. One incident defines it all.
But the same rule doesn't apply to Islamic Terrorism.
We must not ask normal muslims to shove their condemnation of Islamic terrorism, we must reserve this honour only for Hindus.
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@AfaqMasroor3
@majorgauravarya
We could have purchased you as well, but sorry, we don’t want rotten eggs.
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@anandmahindra
@dpradhanbjp
Wrong data sir.
The UGC reports 1078 recognised Universities in India.
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@yippeekiyay_dk
Yes. Hafiz Saeed and Pragya Thakur are exactly the same.
No matter if Pragya Thakur was acquitted, we must keep using 'terror accused' for the next 100 years as propaganda.
Thank Omble for single-handedly crushing the Congress's plan to create the Hindu terror bogey!
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@deeptantalizing
Called 'Entitlement'.
The white universe, somewhere post WWII, admitted Irish, Italians, Jews & Japanese into the definition of Whiteness.
This whitewashing made the Japanese acceptable to the westerners.
They are entitled to both failure & success.
Unlike coolies, Indians.
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@sagarikaghose
The
#SengolOfIndia
is Rajadhanda, a Mace.
The Parliament Mace of the Scottish Parliament.
Maybe Scotland of the UK did not get your memo,
@sagarikaghose
.
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@MDUmairKh
My indian brothers and sisters are beautiful.
But they won't need it for their success.
They have brains.
and leaders.
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@JayantBhandari5
Look at this Pakistani. Doesn't understand the 'Vishwa' part of Vishwaguru.
Indian nationalists settle down in every nation on earth and contribute to their new adopted homes.
But they don't forget their roots and identity, unlike some who don't know who their fathers are.
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@sagarikaghose
The
#SengolOfIndia
is Rajadhanda, a Mace.
Below: The Mace of the Parliament of Canada.
Where is the Mace of the Parliament of India,
@sagarikaghose
?
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@Politics_2022_
He looks so young, able-bodied and well-groomed. He is articulate too.
And he wants a farmer loan waiver?
Shame on him.
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@ranjanigayatri
Yep. One single and simple step.
All it takes are two words, 'I resign'.
Let the Music Academy elect a more representative executive committee with 33% reservation including the vice president and join secretary posts reserved for women.
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@mrs_roh08
Yes. True. The Congress had perfected the art of booth capture and bogus voting for 60 years.
Alas, with EVMs, all that art went useless and the Princelings are at home, counting beads.
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@jagishaarora
@UrbanShrink
A
@thewire_in
writer? Expected standard of cultural understanding, empathy, and wokism.
Congratulations.
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@techstarsrk
Dude, when we worship God, we worship him alone.
Unlike you, we don't worship a prophet.
In our prayers, there are no humans.
Your Kalma is incomplete without associating Mo with Allah, equally as partners.
Your allah needs his daddy, mohammad.
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@poonamkachanddd
Yes. Meanwhile, you are overflowing with so much love for the world and humanity that you produced the greatest gift to humanity:
Islamic terrorism.
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@khanthefatima
> doesn’t mention Muslims even once
Every heard of dog whistles?
We know whom Congress means when it says 'minorities'.
Not Jains, Zoroastrians and not even Christians.
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@mehdirhasan
Yes. A movie that shows how the ISIS recruits is automatically anti Muslim because…
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@TamilRatsaschi
Yes. If you are capable of creating wealth for the nation, attract FDI and develop our Industrial output, you will also enjoy such privileges.
Till then, sit down.
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@TeestaSetalvad
Seriously, yes.
You and your kind have communalised Indian politics to the max that today, identity politics trumps development politics.
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@ARanganathan72
@CNNnews18
At every such opportunity, we must remember the great Hero of India of the 2000s, Shri Tukaram Omble and his supreme sacrifice in defeating the Congressi and Leftist ecosystem's attempt to create the 'Hindu terror'.
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@minicnair
Like the cross used to chase away vampires, the PM has repelled away the Congress and other private limited parties with the
#Sengol
.
Dude's a genius.
#MyParliamentMyPride
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@sagarikaghose
The
#SengolOfIndia
is Rajadhanda, a Mace.
The National Assembly Mace of the Parliament of South Africa
Maybe South Africa did not get your memo,
@sagarikaghose
.
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@MaktoobMedia
Stooges of special interest groups bent on dividing India along its many fault lines.
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@sagarikaghose
The
#SengolOfIndia
is Rajadhanda, a Mace.
The Mace of the House of Representatives of the United States of America.
Maybe the USA did not get your memo,
@sagarikaghose
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@admirim
Quote: Even Russia & China have respected🇽🇰's right to participate in sports events.
India fiercely pursues an independent foreign policy. She is not influenced by what big powers do.
We are sorry, but Donjeta Sadiku is free to participate under a neutral flag.
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@Tamal0401
Yes. The vultures have descended. What an opportunity to bring in the rhetorical 15 Lakhs when reporting, that is the kind of politics in the guise of journalism we do.
With a touch of the dramatic.
Kudos!
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@Haqiqatjou
@ARanganathan72
@jsaideepak
Dude. He is a scientist. You have no credentials.
Go seek your debates elsewhere.
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@MaktoobMedia
Dude's DNA test will show that he is no different from any other average Indian.
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@sarayupani
Dear Pigeon hater, here is a ELI5.
Adanis and Ambanis don't own currency notes that can be distributed.
They own stocks whose value is determined by the market.
If you distribute those stocks, the value of the stocks will plummet to zero.
You can't redistribute wealth.
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@TheHarrisSultan
The solution for Hijab is Castration.
Can't keep it in your pants?
Lets cut if off and women need not wear a Hijab.
Simple!
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@zahacktanvir
Yes. The movie is not at all influenced by what happened in Syria.
The story is eerily the same around the world.
I wonder why it is so.
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@Chinmayi
@nvignesh93
The last resort of the scoundrels is to define their own arbitrary scales and pass judgements
"unemotional" "sterile" "polite" "impassive"
This is how dishonesty looks like
Proves that
@Chinmayi
is just another power-seeking political hack masquerading as a crusading feminist.
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@sagarikaghose
The
#SengolOfIndia
is Rajadhanda, a Mace.
The Parliament Mace of Malaysia.
Maybe Malaysia did not get your memo,
@sagarikaghose
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@rakhitripathi
Yes. We need to create even more victimhood.
This can then be used to justify terrorism.
And sure, redistribution of wealth too.
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@TheBluePen25
@Purugu867237
@AhnafTamil
Yes. He is not the head of the most powerful and rich state and definitely was not associated with the Nazis and the holocaust of 6 million Jews.
The Tamil Aadheenams on the other hand are anti semitic.
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@Iyervval
The Pakistan Rule of Returns: The more we treat Pakistan with friendship, the more terrorism we get in return.
Once upon a time India had bestowed the Most Favoured Nation (MFN) status on Pakistan without reciprocation.
All we got in return was more terrorist attacks.
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@AITCofficial
@BJP4India
@narendramodi
Bengal is dying a long death.
Once the proud birth land of patriots, poets, scientists, industrialists, mathematicians, physicists, inventors, artists, dramatists, doctors, army heads, etc
it is today an de-industrialised, agriculture dependant, morass laden land of desperation.
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@MahuaMoitraFans
Peanuts 'donated'.
Not snatched.
Rahul Gandhi wants to snatch your jewelry, gold and wealth.
There is a difference.
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@Gabbar0099
Yes. This is exactly what the family parties want you to believe.
That the temples and infrastructure are the problem.
Not corruption. Not crony politics of power controlled by families.
It is always 'Garibi Hatao' forever. Always the pictures of the poor to keep them in power
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@sandeep_PT
I am from Tamil Nadu.
We are happy to share the wealth.
We need common prosperity.
Sharing is the ultimate act of fairness.
You can shove that RED LINE, Mr. Thinker.
You very well know where.
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@manujosephsan
Sure. Only if Tamil suzerainty is accepted by all other linguistic states and tribute is paid.
And within Tamil Nadu, all others must bow down to the DMK family.
Deal?
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@DaveAtherton20
A Pediatrician no less.
Thank Varuna he was outed before he would have exploited his access to thousands of helpless and sick children.
Chemical castration must be explored as a viable deterrence option.
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@HartoshSinghBal
Dude, the new age wealth is all intellectual property & equity.
My friend says he can move his wealth worth 100s of crores in a single day to a South Dakota trust and his company to a Wyoming LLC holding company.
Inheritance tax will only affect the middle class.
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@parthpunter
Ignoramus dude, this is purposeful and we want it that way.
We don't give visa free entry to even the citizens of US, EU, UK, etc.
Why? Because India faces a perennial Islamic Jihad Terrorism since 712, when Muhammad Bin Qasim invaded Sindh, colonialism since the East India
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@devduttmyth
Devdutt's obsession with Vegetarians can only be explained by psychoanalysis
He has a micropenis that reminds him of limp broad beans when he voids
Immediately he copes with a post on social media, a form of internal language enhancement therapy (ILET)
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@JhaSanjay
Here is a better message:
Don't come to power promising to fight corruption and indulge in the worst form of corruption, enriching yourselves by destroying young lives through liquor.
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@danbrettig
Dear White Man or His Coconut Slaves: Leave my nation alone. We had enough of your colonisation and Islamic Hegemony for centuries.
We understand your prejudices and biases. You have nothing important, new to say, preach or teach us.
We have enough of our own journalist naxals.
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@LavanyaBallal
Yes. Poor Jain couldn't complain to her Islamist masters in Yemen about
@UnSubtleDesi
, she had to block her instead.
Imagine these petty little napoleons getting power at the centre!
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@vinod_sharma
The entire Gujarat diamond industry is based on trust.
Utter trust.
A clerk earning 30 to 50k per month transports tens of crores worth of diamonds from various parts of Gujarat to Mumbai.
All trust.
This trust needs to be earned and importantly, maintained as a culture.
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@HMBrough_
The intolerance now extends to how animals in India must look.
How dare these coolies depict their lions as anything more than scrawny and haggard?
Romila Thapar and her ilk went to the extent of saying Lions are as foreign to India as the Aryans!
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@AFP
Always focus on the defence. Blame the victim for standing up and defending themselves.
Never talk about why Kashmir needs soldiers. Even with so many, how many civilians shot per capita?
Ask if Kashmir is even remotely as deadly or dangerous as ordinary cities in the Americas?
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@vajrayudha11
Understand your sentiment, but don't insult us by confusing us with the Dravidian stockists.
For us, Bharata is one Mother. Can't divide her by saying her one eye is better than the other.
#தமிழன்டா
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@MonaADhar
This pose of Shakti birthed us all.
Every one of us.
We bow down to the primordial Mother.
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@sardesairajdeep
Why do leftists get their information exclusively from their drivers?
A: Drivers are the ONLY commoners they meet, and that too, is out of necessity.
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@FriedrichPieter
@elonmusk
Wow. Isn't this worthy of a Pulitzer?
Maybe even two of the thirteen.
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@StarbucksIndia
Only wannabe, pretentious show-offs need Starbucks when there is a friendly chai and coffee shop nearby.
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@minicnair
Language, Boomer Aunty. Language.
Anybody irrespective of caste can become priests in any religion if they undergo the training and practice the austerities.
Let go of your medieval mindset where only brahmins can become priests.
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@cogitoiam
The chaplain of the United States House of Representatives is chosen to "perform ceremonial, symbolic, and pastoral duties".[3] These responsibilities include opening House sessions with a prayer or coordinating the delivery of the prayer by guest chaplains recommended by members
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@UnSubtleDesi
The festival of Bakrid / Id is designed to train its adherents in the art of slaughter of hapless victims.
How and where to cut is ingrained through annual practice.
Natural empathy and humane emotions are suppressed.
The animal within is unleashed.
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@Ashwinsampathk
@smritiirani
@BJP4India
Development is always a cherry on the top.
India is still a hugely fragmented nation and people vote on caste basis alone.
Communal consolidation of minorities into a vote bank is till very powerful. That is why the Congress and SP are anti-hindu: it gets them votes and power.
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@t_d_h_nair
Yes. Teleprompter is a device and a tool.
Like a powerpoint slides.
But Modi must not use it.
Only Thatcher, Obama and every other white leader must.
Sheesh, these Indian coolies must know their place.
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@ReallySwara
The war killed her.
And if you don't know, that is what a war does.
Lesson: Don't start wars and expect peace.
Give up the Quranic concepts of Jihad, Ritual slaughter, the concept of Kafirs or unbelievers, and doctrinal antisemitism, and embrace Ahimsa, or non-violence.
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