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@gimmiethelootmf
Lol. Like I’m shocked, a lot of white women marry broke white niggas. A lot.
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@SiyaKhanyile92
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Hai Siya ignore these people. I just don’t get how people wake up everyday just to be negetive. Sounds like too much work to me, or maybe I’m just lazy but hai fok man.
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@Lulama_Annie
@gimmiethelootmf
Any person who butchers anyone who wants to marry rich is just stupid. I mean it’s logic to wanna marry rich.
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😭😭😭😭 she said:
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We don’t thank the people who sacrifice themselves for the TL so we can get our daily LOLs enough.
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Y'all complaining about how you only knew about vbs mutual bank today, forgetting just how ignorant y'all are!
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@Ultra_Suristic
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I hate that I actually enjoyed this commentary, even though I couldn’t understand a thing.
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There’s something therapeutic about buying a girl hair!, I miss it! 😭😭😭
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Don't forget y'all have to build him too! Building is important!
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“Madjozi wanyangatsa hey!” 🙌🏿
Like any other South African, I grew up watching the SAMAs and it all felt so far away. ✨ This weekend I’m going to my first SAMAs and with 4 nominations. It’s a dream 💓
#SAMA25
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In solidarity with all women, I think I’ll wear a dress just to show my support.
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I hate it when black people make me agree with yt people. Fuck Bheki Cele man.
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Lol, why would I wanna date a piece of shit.
Would you date yourself if you were the opposite sex ? 🤔
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So due to the lockdown, I spent my 1st w/end in ages by myself
As a result, I spent it sleeping, getting high, binging on spongebob which I’d recorded, nd going back to sleep.
By the end of the w/end I discovered one thing.
Spongebob is a broke ass nigga.
In this essay I will
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@Rea_Modiga
Lol, honestly it’s never about what you say, it’s about who you are, coming from the right person this would’ve been a winner.
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Her boyfriend should do that.
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First of all, how do you take a nap without knowing whether your friends child has eaten or not.
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@__keabetsoe
@Issy_McCrea23
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@GaytonMcK
Heban. What an efficient government facility. Complaint laid and disciplinary taken place, all this within a couple of hours. That’s great work, well done.
Anyway, how many Zim nurses were there? And why did you delete your tweet vele?
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😩 never thought it would ever get to this, I have a fucken mini bar in my house. Please send help...and by help I mean send dash.
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There was never this much mess when liquor stores were still operating.
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Lol. Do you know how bad the sex has to be for someone to immediately go tweet about it 😩
Those rounds were so bad I really just want to be celibate for the rest of my life
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I know it might have sounded differently in your head, but now that you’ve put it into writing, please try reading it again and see if you still feel the same, also try reading it out loud.
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Doesn’t make sense why Jali isn’t part of the national team really.
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He’s not from SA, we don’t even have a president thina.
It was a pleasure to welcome President Ramaphosa of South Africa to my home. South Africa remains a strong partner to the United States as well as a leading voice in Africa and around the world.
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@Sporty__Issues
Fadlu needs to come apologize to us for apologizing to Pitso, TF you Apologizing for?
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No we don’t 😒
Men get tired of dating broke,needy uneducated females too 😒
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A player is a teams asset hence they insure him and pay the premium themselves and are generous enough to give 50% 2 his fam
#senzomeyiwa
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@wabonkhakha
@VincentJurist
Lol, just because this made me laugh, I know some highly experienced people in HR, if you’re keen I can forward your CVs to them and they can have a look at where it might have gone wrong.
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By the way, what Ramaphosa did with the appointment of Zondo is the same thing they do to you in corporate everyday.
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What for?
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Come to Arsenal my brother.
Sadio Mané has accepted to negotiate terms of his move to Saudi league — Al Nassr, working to get it done 🟡🔵🇸🇦
Mané wanted to stay but Bayern are pushing to find a solution & part ways.
Sadio now seriously considering Saudi, he will negotiate contract terms with Al Nassr.
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How will we test the men for virginity big boss?
We need a lobola legislation… It’s too important to not have a constitution & virginity testing!
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…and why is it Batman?
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Qualified for the champions league
Mabasa golden boot
Chiefs out of the top 8
Sundowns are visible
Oh! what a beautiful way to end the season.
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So don’t date students nor unemployed girls. There! Problem solved. Lol like nigga what were you expecting?
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not the brightest crayon in the box 😭😭😭😭
“Not the sharpest knife in the draw” 😂
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If my best friend’s dead, then who would I be marrying 🤷🏿♂️
Would you cancel your wedding for your bestfriend's funeral ?
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Rich of you to assume we don’t have alcohol.
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@PrinceSobayeni
Lol. But Mahlambi is a special case Prince. I think we can all agree on that.
Talent aside, do you think you would’ve made it overseas?
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Good thing I don’t pray.
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Considering that only a small percentage of the population is vaccinated, I need someone to do the math here on the effectiveness of the vaccine.
Seven out of 10 people being admitted to hospital during the fourth wave of Covid-19 are unvaccinated, health minister Joe Phaahla said on Friday.
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💀💀💀
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Just add another one on the left, and you’ve started your own challenge.
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😭😭😭 not saying I’d do better, but I think I’d get it past 6 months.
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💀 nigga said “with respect”
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I lied, bought it myself, my girlfriend said if I tell people she bought it for me she’ll get on top, she didn’t, so I’m coming clean.
Look what ma baby got me 😩😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥😍😘❤️🙌🏿🥰😻🤖🤡✊🏿👌🏿👀👷🏿♂️🧞♀️🧜🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️🧚🏿♀️🧚🏿♂️💅🏿🤳🏿👯♀️👯♂️💃🏿🕺🏿🧶🙈☃️🧘🏾♀️🧘🏿♂️💀
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A king 🙌🏿✊🏿
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You do not air out your "dirty laundry" on the basis of trying to defend yourself. All you've done is actually prove her right by not even understanding her grief and crippling anxiety. Just walk away if you can't deal with a depressed person man.
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👈🏿.
My problem is one little argument and i already don’t see a future with us anymore😭
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You mean call them an Uber!?
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One man masturbates in public then all of us are called trash.
Few weeks ago a man bought 4 Mercedes for his 4 wives and no one said sh•t about us.
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Is this why you want us to be sober?
There have been a number of suggestions in social media that Instead of fireworks, let us each light a candle.
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