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@alphajordan22

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#mikhailotwt // i like to draw and play // @t4rantulagirll is my pookie

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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
"i'm straight" "i'm gay" ok?? i am the latest colors, i sing the newest songs?? i read all the lyrics, so i can sing along??
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
what if chuuya got a low taper fade
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
THIS MADE ME SO HARD MY BONER RIPPED THROUGH MY PANTS AND IS THROBBING AND TWITCHING IN ANTICIPATION OHHHH MY GODD
@soukokucock
NOT nico ⚢ #amanicylo
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
kouyou and her daughter who was cursed into a mochi 💔💔
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
@kunizaitruther mummy and daddy 😭😭
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
@yummybeefcakee me!! but now i say it on purpose so i can go "i'm just like bram stroker cause i'm stroking my dick and i got lotion all over my dick" to annoy people 💔💔
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
grandpa and his lovely granddaughter 😭😭
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
lucy haters have to be some of the stupidest people in the world because look at her... she's such a pretty lady. the prettiest, one may argue 🩷🩷
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
#promotwt my name is jordan... 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 he/it pronouns ig... and i'm 9'11 my job? heh... 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓪 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 𝓪𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓪 like and retweet to be a part of my pack
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
i got a boner. just felt like sharing to the people ❤❤
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
quick!!!!!!! help me!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
siglai
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
where are you now? another dream... the monster's running wild inside of me... 𝓘'𝓜 𝓕𝓐𝓓𝓔𝓓.
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
15 dazai or kyouka... they are the same to me
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
my irl just sent me this. goodbye jordanville.
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
"(username) ruined my friendship with these people!!" wrong! you ruined your own friendship by being a nasty hater and involving yourself in pointless drama that was never even about you ❤❤
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
me after interacting with an older moot
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
they are a very cute, handsome, and stylish girl
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
jordan / jules ʚ♡ɞ 14 y/o (2010) no dni + semi-selective fb!! ₍ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ₎ ♡ + ↺ to be moots/to spread #anitwt #bsdtwt #promotwt #pjsktwt #alnsttwt #jjktwt #nsotwt #csmtwt #mp100twt #vocatwt
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
do u guys think they do that little thing where they interlock pinkies bcuz they're too shy to hold hands...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
"i'm such an animal for breaking my boyfriend's wrist!!" wrong!! you're actually an ABUSER. hope this helps ❤❤
@shortngrandee
sasha ☀️
3 months
hey so this is crazy
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
if you're using faye's copyapsta DNI i hope you deactivate and get blown into smithereens 😭😭
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
the arch is crazy i'm about to ram it into them 🙏🙏 that boygirl pussy is MINE
@tarieing
october (3)1st 👻
3 months
as promised!! sorry i rushed this one too...😭thanks for the votes 😜 #BSD #Dazai
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
i had the BIGGEST crushes on them as a kid omg these ladies are so... ❤❤❤❤❤
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
i am 14 i am a mizisua supporter i am wealthy i am accomplished i am an alpha male i am extremely attractive i am only attracted to lucy maud montgomery and i am only getting started.
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
lucy loving frills and ruffles is so important to me and idk why...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
they're baking buddies. maybe even cooking companions...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
they're kinda cute tho like...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
i'm looking for photos for the thread and i just saw the most messed up chihuahua. what the fuck...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
queefs on your tl nghhhhhhhh poof
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
oomfs i remember off the top of my head challenge: level impossible kc mav mikhailo jesse sage osama feli mimi milo elio ius seven lyric hannah-marie miles ares rusty pipe pokn/gawa kami faye cody mia royvette venus hridya hana rosie nessy worb yessi rin mika bree cirrus niki
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
do psych wards treat their patients good /genq
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
nuts all over your tl ohhh yeahhh nghhh
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
tarie is so iconic atp i see them everywhere 😭😭
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
me and gang
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
taking this outta priv... bsdtwt is so evil i can't take it
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
oh joyous day
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
chuuaku 😭😭😭
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
black bunny and blond cat...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
daddy finished here you go
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
me and all of my extended oomf family
@futonlover69
Malk (katais no1 husband) 🍉
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me and the gang
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
MY EVIL TWIN JUST PULLED UP??
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
oomfs didn't believe me on priv when i was crying about the filter going away. look at this... please believe me... i'm not crazy
@reddzbot
★·.·redd·.·★
3 months
MY PUSSY!!!!😭😭
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
@fyodorr34 he's honestly so sexy i can't even hide it anymore dawg he looks GOOD 🤤🤤
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
KYA!!!~ I-IT'S ALL OVER MY SCREEN... ngh~
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
hello everynyan i'm back and hopefully here to stay! i'll make a funny little post tommorow about some stuff that happened/is happening but ya.... the president of the indenpendant state known as jordanville is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
??? ADD A TRIGGER WARNING FOR GORE NEXT TIME WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS
@soukokucock
NOT nico ⚢ #amanicylo
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lunch🤤
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
selfship so good i have to get MYSELF involved in their lore
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
I HAVE RETURNED. I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD. REJOICE!!!
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
AWW ILYT!! lucy is so cute in your guys strawpage drawings... thank you for drawing her ❤❤
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
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︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ #promotwt / moot hunting ! ︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ - jordan / jules ʚ♡ɞ 14 y/o (2010) - no dni + semi-selective fb!! ₍ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ₎ ♡ + ↺ to be moots/to spread! #bsdtwt #zeldatwt #anitwt #prsktwt #jjktwt #vocatwt #ngetwt #alnsttwt #mp100twt
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
hello everypony... i was @/freakyjordan22 but then a little weasel might've come along and killed me so now i'm using my priv ❤❤ help me find my old moots pls... not all of them are on here 💔💔
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
the sisters ever... look at them omg
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
why and how did a big bsd artist just like and rt my art. is this the power of drawing lesbians.
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
oomfs are coming out with the most banger art i'm actually so happy i got twitter
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
I CAN'T FUCKING CATCH A BREAK TODAY FUKUZAWA'S TIP IS ON MY TL
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
KYOUKA HAVING A NIGHTMARE ABOUT HER PARENTS AND KENJI COMFORTING HER.... EHEHEEUEHE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
me and mika are oomfs but i had no idea she said this. i don't have notifs on for anyone and i wasn't looking too deep in bree's comment section for things on the cake thing. i did comment on bree's post later bcuz i thought the situation was funny!! i don't think what mika did
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
i wonder who sigma is smiling at... hmmm ❤❤ #BSD_FA #bsdsigma
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
would you guys care for sigma boobies... 💔💔
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
hey everybody... *leans against my super cool and sexy sports car* drop your pfps for daddy jules 🔥🔥
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
THAT'S ME???
@bsdstruggles
BSD struggles
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
it is 2024 and i still fw just monika what the fuck...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
why they so ear 😭😭
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
watching a fyoya + soukoku omgeaverse gacha heat voice acted mini movie wasn't on my 2024 bingo but here we are
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
silly little poe doodle so i could experiment with a new style of coloring (plus a little ranpo bcuz poe can't be seen without her wife) #poebsd #bsdfanart #fempoe
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
throwback to this crazy ass image
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
I JUST LOOKED IN MY STRAIGHT ASS FRIEND'S SPOTIFY AND TELL ME WHY HER PLAYLISTS ABOUT "HIM" HAVE CHAPPELL ROAN IT IN. BABE 😭😭😭
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
lungs collapsing... eyes closing... heart stopping... i can't believe that catzai said i'm pretty... goodbye everyone. i am dead.
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
i've got something to say but i can't be subtweeting people... i'm too sweet 💔💔
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
@skknationalpark ELMO YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT 😭😭😭😭😭 THEY'LL NEVER BE DOMESTIC IF THAT HAPPENS
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
busted.
@kunizaidaily
daily kunizai, off
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why are they kinda...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
i am a sfw account but i have so much nsfw to share 💔💔
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
bsd characters as 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 songs: a 🧵
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
@nolongerflan how do you use that app seriously... i haven't used it but i've seen ss of people using it on pinterest and it's so bad that it's funny 💔💔
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jordan | ia
3 months
#NewProfilePic the ranpoe didn't survive a day... sorry i just love this art sm
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
2021 jordan has just spoken to 2024 jordan and alerted it that the emoji combo in my dn is for proshippers... jordan dgaf though bcuz it's just emojis
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
i haven't been online all day but i just saw the leaks now. can someone do a wellness check on mikhailo please
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
born to actually tweet, forced to screenshot and rot in my drafts
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
have you ever heard of thing such as headcanons? or joy? whimsy? fun?
@Manyou79597360
Man, you...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
albadoc.... ❤❤❤❤
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
hello... i have awoken from my unconscious state
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO PLAYS VALORANT OR LIKES DAZAI OSAMU... HE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
4 months
what if feels like being a fyodor fan right now because everybody hates my princess
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
FUCKKKK THEY'RE UGLY
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@bungosd_anime
アニメ「文豪ストレイドッグス」公式
3 months
【八周年】八大企画 其ノ五は…… / 「博物館 明治村×文豪ストレイドッグス 迷ヰ犬見聞録」with JR東海 \ 6名の描き下ろしがオリジナル衣装で登場!#明治村 で人気の謎解きゲームや、東海道新幹線車内など本企画との連動イベント等が実施予定! 詳細は後日発表!お愉しみに🚂 #bungosd #推し旅
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jordan | ia
3 months
#NewProfilePic i love ranpoe so much.... ouu they're so silly i had to make them my layout
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jordan | ia
3 months
double oh joyous day!! rejoice!!
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jordan | ia
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oh joyous day
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jordan | ia
3 months
shirachuu kitties 😭😭
@gifsbut
gifs but slightly faster
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jordan | ia
3 months
it's like... the dating your best friend's sister trope... bcuz chuuya is kouyou's brother and is besties with albatross...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
i have a rarepair to propose... they live in my head constantly but idk if you gays are ready for it
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jordan | ia
3 months
hai...
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
kyouka headcanons bcuz i need to talk about her she/he pronouns. also bigender and intersex loves SOAD, depeche mode, maretu, AViVA, bambi baker, jack off jill, and björk spends her days off visting cat shelters ADORES the moe art style and will use it forever
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jordan | ia
2 months
everytime someone mentions dazai, lucy, or he who shall not be named, i feel utmost joy that cannnot be transcribed into words. it's the purest form of whimsy to ever exist, the height of ectasy, the peak of my happiness. flowers blossom, and so do i.
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jordan | ia
3 months
one at a time, ladies! i can't handle all of you at once...
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jordan | ia
3 months
CUT THE CAMERAS AN IRL HAS THIS ACCOUNT EVERYBODY STOP NOWWWWWWWWWW
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
2 months
i was looking through oomfs art account and saw my skibidipilled goonmaxxing dazai??? in his reposts??? i feel like i cannot go on anymore. gootbye.
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@alphajordan22
jordan | ia
3 months
OOMFS ARE IDENTICAL TWINS?? HOW DIDN'T I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
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jordan | ia
3 months
CUTEST FURSUIT EVER??? WHAT???
@Berryysoda
berrysleepy
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look down
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jordan | ia
3 months
thinking about that one drawing i have of oiled up ranpo that's been sitting in my drafts for what feels like centuries
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jordan | ia
3 months
manga so good i can't think about it without getting sick to my stomach out of disgust and anger
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