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@alphaXalfa
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Hi. I’m a comedian, I dance and model and shit oh yeah i also make funny videos on the Internet , almost forgot. ZinQ
Joined November 2012
Me: *does three crunches*. Me: "Once I glo on these hoes they gone need sunglasses to see me shine ".
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Like bruh you live alone, call the police. #comedy #alphaxalfa #classic #vine #relatable #explore #funny
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RT @Dearme2_: Most successful people I've met are not that smart. They just move fast, take risks and work a lot. Trust me.
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“Friendly ghost” yeah okay Casper, I don’t trust it. Stay away from my children #comedy #explore #joke #alphaxalfa #casper #ghost #ghostbusters #neverposted
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Nah cause why you in my house telling my kid you’re friendly? Like 🤨.
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That boy Ekko really is a genius IB: @paulisknown #ekko #arcane #comedy #alphaxalfa #tv #netflix #explore #loop
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That’s actually super fire.
DDG debuts his new “Rainbow 6 Siege” Theme Song at their 2025 Invitational Event 😭🔥
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RT @realestAG_: part of the development of being a nerdy nigga is separating yourself from the weirdos man. I'm just a nigga that likes ani….
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Immortal was the only one who cared about the Declaration of Independence man lol 😂 #comedy #alphaxalfa #invincible #immortal #tv #explore
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You already know they can’t let that man Ekko get a win 😭 IB: @paulisknown #arcane #ekko #comedy #alphaxalfa #explore #tv #netflix
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Cupid been walking around with no shirt on for like 500 years. 👼🏻❤️🩹 #comedy #alphaxalfa #valentinesday #valentines #cupid #explore
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This is one of my most underrated videos ever imo, concept and jokes wise.
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