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Hi. I’m a comedian, I dance and model and shit oh yeah i also make funny videos on the Internet , almost forgot. ZinQ

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@alphaXalfa
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9 years
Me: *does three crunches* Me: "Once I glo on these hoes they gone need sunglasses to see me shine "
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@alphaXalfa
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I THOUGHT HE HAD A MAN BUN LMFAOOOO
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@alphaXalfa
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9 years
Cook for him then use way more seasoning than necessary #WasteHisThyme2016
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@alphaXalfa
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6 years
This is impressively stupid
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@alphaXalfa
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7 years
Now he converted to Islam? That’s why he did it? So what now you’ll be comfortable calling him a terrorist? This country makes me sick. Omfg
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BREAKING: Without providing evidence, Islamic State claims Las Vegas attack, says shooter converted to Islam months ago.
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@alphaXalfa
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8 years
Childish Gambino been talented, where y'all been?
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@alphaXalfa
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9 years
Terrorist acts are done by terrorist, not Muslims, targeting one group of people is also Terrorism.
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@alphaXalfa
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5 years
@CalebCity God of Highschool! It’s happening! Let’s goooo!
@Crunchyroll
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I can't WAIT to share these Crunchyroll Originals with you! ✨ What are you most excited to see?? 🔮 Tower of God 💥 The God of High School 🦇 Noblesse 💜 FreakAngels 🔎 Meiji Gekken: Sword & Gun 💀 Onyx Equinox 👻 In/Spectre 🍰 High Guardian Spice
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@alphaXalfa
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10 years
If Migos did this song 😂😂😂😂
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@alphaXalfa
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8 years
Y'all be posting pictures of Beyoncé and Jay Z doing some normal shit and say "goals"
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@alphaXalfa
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9 years
Ayyye that's the First and Second Pew right there!
@NathanZed
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happy 20 year anniversary to my parents 😊 http://t.co/qwMXHKTZGW
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@alphaXalfa
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7 years
This was 100% recorded by another shirtless nigga. Guaranteed.
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@alphaXalfa
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5 years
America is so stupid, why is a president that’s in the process of getting impeached even allowed to drop a bomb on a country before he leaves.
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@alphaXalfa
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8 years
This election is the most I've ever seen actors, rappers, or any type of famous people straight up tell you to vote. People are scared.
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@alphaXalfa
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7 years
It’s Justin Timberlake idk what y’all were expecting. For him to pull his own titty out?
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@alphaXalfa
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8 years
I never got that either, why people assume gay people wanna BE girls?, they'd get a sex change if that were the case.
Not every guys who like guys wanna be called "girl" and "Queen". It's so weird when people call me that
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@alphaXalfa
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6 years
Bro Lil Wayne got so many metaphors that it don’t seem possible
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@alphaXalfa
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8 years
Let a black kid randomly pull out three bowling pins from his back seat bruh. It's over.
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ABC News
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After being pulled over by the police, a college student wows officers with his incredible juggling skills.
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@alphaXalfa
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5 years
These niggas complain about the “You Matter” hoodie prices everytime the nigga drop. Just shut up, 60$ is mad normal price from any brand. What because Meech just a dude he supposed to not make profit? Stop talkin about “it’s only two words on a hoodie”, like Supreme not one word
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@alphaXalfa
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7 years
Someone gone break into ya house you gone wake up and they gone be right in ya doorway lookin at yo ass, now you gotta die cause you saw them.
How y’all sleep with the door closed? No ma’am. Keep it open.
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@alphaXalfa
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Wow XXXTentacion just died at 20 years old. What a ridiculously small lifespan for someone who was supposed to be so big.
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@alphaXalfa
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vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry
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@alphaXalfa
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9 years
The fact that Rudolph was straight bullied and glo'd up to become the only reindeer we care about is a real ass underdog story
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@alphaXalfa
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5 years
They got my nigga shirtless in a yellow puffer. Okaaaaaaay flex on em then 🔥‼️
@kingvader
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Sheeshh!! Ya boy a model now!
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@alphaXalfa
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9 years
I see a lot of people upset Zac Efron ain't show up to the #hsm10 thing, but to be real if my highschool had a reunion, that'd be me too
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@alphaXalfa
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4 years
aye shoutout to the homies
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Alicia ✭
4 years
King Bach wasn’t that funny the funniest ppl on vine was these niggas
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@alphaXalfa
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9 years
Your resemblance to the devil was only a coincidence to me until now
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@alphaXalfa
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8 years
This #MuslimBan shit got my mouth on the floor just amazed that this is happening in the 21st fucking century
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@alphaXalfa
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5 years
My nigga done did it again
@kingvader
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“Pokémon Legacy” ash vs mewtwo
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@alphaXalfa
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#MakeMeMadIn5Words The Fitness Gram Pacer Test...
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