✮ almondmilkhunni ✮
@almondmilkhunni
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ENJOY THE RIDE: ✮ Club Cyberspace ✮ tix on sale this friday, 7/14 at 10am local time
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. @instagram you have until i count to 10 and when i open my eyes that grid format better be fixed and im not fucking playing with you.
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“horny” is such an ugly word come over i’m feeling impure of heart.
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i just reversed into a parking spot i am so talented funny and sexy.
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u bitches never wanna just go to the park and that’s exactly ur problem.
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fuck this world someone help her 😭.
Heartbreaking @NBCLA footage shows a deer running through Altadena as a wildfire burns over 10,000 acres.
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tiktok be like “someone you may know” and it’s someone i’ve vowed to destroy in this lifetime.
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being a girl.
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me wearing 6 pairs of underwear on new years.
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i’m fucking obsessed with getting cozy. i’m sick in the head about getting cozy.
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this is why best friends are sooo important. they’ll always let me text them something completely meaningless like this. it’ll never change.
breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???.
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is somebody gonna match my sleep? let’s go to bed honey.
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heated something up in a pot instead of a microwave
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boyfriends are supposed to nap at the same time as girlfriends and it’s actually extremely disrespectful when bfs are awake when their gf is napping and then asleep when their gf is awake (gf gets bored).
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did he fumble you or did he release you from your suffering.
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every girl deserves to have a public execution of the guy they dated at 19.
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a boy could never be cooler than u hope u know that princess.
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girlhood is losing yourself and finding yourself and losing yourself and finding yourself and losing yourself and finding yourself and.
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mean girl and nerd freak will always be top tier.
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btw u will find happiness again and u will feel so beautiful in ur skin and u will be loved again in u case were wondering.
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if ur dad was your first enemy you are the baddest bitch alive and no one can defeat you.
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wear whatever the fuck u want we’re all going to die.
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u deserve someone who will go look at the moon with u 🌕.
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nothing matters except getting into bed at the end of the day and being really cozy. that’s the closest earthly access to nirvana that we achieve.
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how do i get my adhd best friend to complete her tasks?? i’m about to start spraying her with a water bottle.
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this is what i feel like when i have to take out the trash
i should not have the take the trash out i’m Just a GIRL.
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I’M CRYINGGGGG.
Owners couldn't figure out why the cat wasn't sleeping in its bed. then they saw this. 🐈🐾😊
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we need to fix the economy. girls should NOT have to pay for clothes ever especially really cute ones.
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if a man ever said your body my choice i’m taking out my diva cup and throwing it into his eyes and then tasing him shortly after.
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i wanna lose all my inhibitions at chili’s with a bad bitch (my best friend) by my side.
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i feel like all the bad bitches are celibate rn.
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every girl has that one bestie who is filled with an ancient rage and if she possessed physical powers- would eviscerate her every enemy (mostly men).
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me in the freezer aisle picking my little treat
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telling men to die is so fun when u don’t have a bitch in ur ear calling u a misandrist.
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goddesses and fairies are real they are taurus women.
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i saw this lamp post and it looked like a minion wearing a thong idk
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@AlicevanHerpen this tweet will be the reason you are denied entrance to the pearly gates.
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i hope she beat her ass good.
Shakira’s mother-in-law reportedly helped her son Pique hide his relationship with home wrecker Clara Chia. Shakira allegedly got into a physical altercation with Piqué's mother after discovering she also lent her house for her son and his mistress to use.
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is this not so disgusting… if i went on a date with someone and they talked about me like this i would put their head on a pike on my front lawn.
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i’m so fucking tired of seeing brands sell 100% polyester clothing items for $100+. be sooo fucking fr.
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being reduced to someones gf for the past 4 years and having every part of my life dissected and adulterated has unfortunately made me a little bit annoyed.
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every social media manager is sliding down the wall crying rn this is insane.
CapCut is also shutting down in the US as it is also owned by ByteDance, TikTok’s parent company.
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beautiful joint before a shower im gonna live forever
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@MichaelaOkla the person i dated at 19 was the closest i’ve ever come to knowing a potential future serial killer.
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it’s okay to be wrong sometimes. i wouldn’t know what that’s like but i’m sure it’s okay ♡.
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i personally feel like if a man actually likes u he would remove his eyeballs so he can’t look at other girls.
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i apologize to everyone who can’t stand me- cuz it’s about to get worse. i’m not letting up at all this year.
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THATS MY TINY ASS NAME ON THIS LINEUP!! My first festival ever this is gonna be so special 🥳❣️
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the best part of a relationship is when you see something on their phone that shatters your perception of them forever ♥️.
I want a boyfriend so I can go through his phone and find something that forever changes how I view him.
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does anyone know if we can still be bisexual tomorrow.
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being an aries is naturally having one eyebrow way higher than the other.
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what happened this weekend situationshiply can never happen again.
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do not underestimate the power of little slippers that you can wear around the house and they’re comfy and cute.
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well
i’m going to put all of my failed situationships into a groupchat and see what happens.
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i WILL be eating this.
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I JUST FOUND A BABY PRAYING MANTIS SOOOOO CUTEEE
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pov im ur gf on the way to give you flowers and yell at u
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i would personally set the house on fire.
Forgiving your husband for cheating is one of the most powerful, brave, and womanly things to do - especially if there are kids in the picture. Choosing to put your own hurt aside, to forgive, and to move forward and heal. that's strength.
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girls: are u actually crazy or do you just have standards and self respect.
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u have no idea how much trauma someone is walking around with in their body weighing down their mind so just be compassionate.
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too many people equate being soft with being kind, and having boundaries with being a bitch.
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is it easier to slay is it easier to serve? i don’t wanna know ohh.
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it pisses me off when i see a beautiful girl letting a man get away with stuff they should be executed for.
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not to overshare but i’m going to overshare now: today marks one whole year of recovery from disordered eating. i’m just feeling really proud of myself and i know how many of us struggle with the same issues so i hope sharing this lil milestone gives some hope. love u 💞
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