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@allyreckless_
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5 months
i’m gonna make a thread of books i’ve read this year so i can keep track. + my unexplained rating the first one i finished was Holly by Stephen King. 4/5 would’ve been better if i read the prequel series (i didn’t know this was connected with another series of his books)
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this alone makes me want to play helldivers
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“ew you let your dog sleep in bed with you?” my dog is the only thing that’s kept me alive for the past year and a half but okay
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i just found out they bury you in a bra. if someone chooses to put me in a stupid box WITH a bra on, i’m haunting bitches. that simply will not fly
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“i don’t trust the covid vaccine, it’s not FDA approved” - gym bros who snort pre workout and religiously consume supplements that arent FDA approved
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i’m watching perfect match and nick and francesca were just this meme on the first night
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my dog is cleaner than most of the men yall sleep with but stay mad i guess
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@anactualwalnut porn has severely warped peoples expectations
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i’m telling my kids this was jojo siwa
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this is the drug people need to start worrying about. i can eat and entire bag of these and not blink an eye
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@allyreckless_
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3 years
landlords have the audacity charge pet rent while children are out here doing this
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@allyreckless_
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i don’t do the promo thing so pls enjoy this photo of my dog
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3 years
"it's against HIPAA for businesses to ask if you're vaccinated!!!" - someone who knows nothing about HIPAA
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3 years
when i say eat the rich i do NOT mean dolly parton
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i’m begging y’all to understand that wearing a military uniform does not automatically make someone a good person
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3 years
pls keep replying w your pets i love them
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@allyreckless_
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8 months
the trend of outing your husband as as pedo on the internet voluntarily is insane
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2 years
“stop fear mongering about abortion and birth control. nothing is gonna happen” louisiana trying to criminalize IUDs and miscarriages less than a week later:
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2 years
surprise we eloped 🥰
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“why are your standards so high?” my dad would leave for work at 5:30a, and move my car into the garage so it wouldn’t be covered in snow or cold. my dad ALWAYS woke me up with coffee on the weekends. i told him i liked something, and he’d buy me a months worth of it.
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my unblock fee is $50. unless you’re my ex, then it’s 2k per social media platform
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3 years
petition to ban this color of kitchen cabinet
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“name one of your hobbies”
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i talk lots of shit
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@ThisIsKyleR
Kyle Rittenhouse
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Today is a miscarriage of justice. Donald Trump should NOT of been found guilty.
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1 year
in light of the jonah hill situation, please remember that boundaries are like fences. you can only put them in YOUR yard.
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11 months
my guilty pleasure is those reddit stories of husbands crying after they beg their wife to open up the marriage and then realize their wife can do so much better than them
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7 months
i wish yall had loving dads so we wouldn’t have to be subjected to this
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5 years
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ
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@erasmuse @IUBloomington please come get your professor
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@allyreckless_
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1 year
a lot of you shouldn’t be parents
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Unpopular opinions about parenting that would get you in this position?
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higher quality camera means higher quality pics
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3 years
“if a woman false accuses a man for sexual assault, she should get the sentence the man would’ve gotten if he committed the crime” okay so a slap on the wrist and MAYBE probation? that’s not hot take you think it is chad
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1 year
yes i want adequately funded libraries
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This is the future the atheists want!
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i will commit several felonies for this home
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@allyreckless_
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5 months
it was just revealed that private equity firm bought 44% of single family homes in 2023 and this is what our government is concerned about
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The U.S. House has officially passed the bill to ban TikTok if its owner, Chinese company ByteDance, refuses to sell the platform.
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if you have a gf, think twice about dming me bc i’m a snitch
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happy birthday to me
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@allyreckless_
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3 years
boomers get a lot of hate for putting carpet over hardwood, but i think we need to have a discussion about something worse. popcorn ceilings
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1 year
i’m not going if the only plans are consuming alcohol at various locations
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Carry On.
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What’s a travel opinion that will have you in a position like this?
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@ChaoticGoodest
Myah Master🥀⸆⸉
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Drop a flick out your "favorites" folder
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4 years
“men don’t like women with large muscles” okay but i do. not everything is meant for men.
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3 years
let’s not claim to care about mental health until it’s something you deem as gross.
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military people threatening to leave bc of the vaccine is so funny to me bc you feel THAT is more unsafe than whatever is in MREs?
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@SandorPike no, i’d rather leave it on your pillow like one of those fancy chocolates you get at a hotel
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idk who needs this advice:
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i’m sorry but this is so embarrassing i can’t
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@bitchbi45 then they get mad when we are mean to them from the beginning. like which do you want
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trump supporters have literally never been quiet actually lol
@stickermule
Sticker Mule
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Donald Trump was shot. I don’t care what your political views are but the hate for Trump and his supporters has gone too far. People are terrified to admit they support Trump. I’ve been scared myself. Americans shouldn’t live in fear. I support Trump. Many at Sticker Mule
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3 years
seeing nurses from my hometown unemployed bc they are anti vaxxers really makes my day
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4 years
i miss when men went off to war and died
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2 years
happy saturday, i get to work
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if you don’t support trans people get off my page. idc how many interactions we’ve had or how close you think we are. i do not want to be your friend.
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*countless studies showing that spanking your children does nothing but harm them” a borderline alcoholic red neck from my hometown: i GoT sPaNkEd AnD tUrNeD oUt FiNe
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1 year
guys my hair is gone
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i’m trying to look like that front muffin
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tiramisu toni (formerly swoley cannoli)
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Idk what happened with that front muffin but hopefully these berry cheesecake muffins are good 😭
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2 years
thick thighs save lives but they don’t save my mf jeans 🥲
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4 years
red flags really look green when they have tattoos and piercings
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@allyreckless_
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some parents actually love their children. hope this helps
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Hannah Berrelli
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There is something seriously wrong with this generation. Infantilised and proud of it.
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3 years
i look like the bitch from recess
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4 years
i haven’t been very active this week, i was a little busy 🥰
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@allyreckless_
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@JeffreeStar Who's career we ruining now
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y’all mind if i just
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surprise
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i like this game. men if you’re so smart, what is this?
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anyways
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my generation can match hair extensions.
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the tl can thank me later
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being married is fucking sick. i’ve never been so happy in my life. i get to spend every day and night with my best friend like that’s the best thing ever ??????
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so you agree, cops shouldn’t be killing people?
@FiveRights
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If you think Ashley Babbitt deserved to be shot, you're deluded. She was unarmed and small. All they had to do was arrest Babbitt. They didn't have to kill her. They NEEDED to kill someone, and chose her.
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letting people who wouldn’t even be considered for the typical workforce due to age run the federal government
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What's the weirdest thing society accepts as normal? 🤔
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@ItsMarieMcCurdy it’s always the ones with no gold to dig that are the most worried about it
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@buffys
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reply with an image you can hear
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bro i’m so tired of white people and i am a white people
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shoutout to the ppl that took up 3d printing as a hobby and made it into a business
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50 shades of black
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surprise i look hot
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idk which bi woman needs to hear this but stick it is now on hulu
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bodyodyodyody
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do i need men’s money? no. would it look better in my bank account? yes absolutely.
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dear employers: not posting a salary on your job listing drives away good talent.
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it took 6 people to roast pennywise enough to kill him and @DrewAfualo could’ve done it by herself
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im begging yall to stop mixing every dog breed with poodles.
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love is not enough for a marriage.
@MrBlackOG
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What opinion on Marriage will have you like this
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i used to have a sugar daddy that paid me just to have COFFEE with him. i’m not answering dms for free goodbye
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audree takes better photos of me than i can take of myself
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army ball
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guys i made my first meme. julian was proud of me
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i feel like anxiety and depression should just cancel each other out. come on brain simple math
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i’ve been trying really hard to love my body more but damn is it difficult
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fan expo ready
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hi pals i got a job working from home I DONT HAVE TO COMMUTE AN HOUR ANYMORE 😭🎉
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i will pass away before going through my partners phone. that is WEIRD
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big ouchies today, maybe some more ouchies tomorrow
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i’m quick to hate on myself but can we take a moment to look at my side profile
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why do girls without onlyfans care SO much about girls that do? babe no one asked you to start one. chill
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