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Star Trek: Voyager characters as Barbie quotes (a thread in progress):
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People from NJ: I hate it here
Also people from NJ when non-residents talk badly about us: YO WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT JERSEY?!
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Stolen from Star Trek Wholesomeposting
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A rainbow shirt in Target won't turn your kids gay, but Captain Janeway in a perfectly tailored white suit will.
A rainbow shirt in Target won't turn your kids gay, but Jason Isaacs as Captain Gabriel Lorca will.
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#StarTrekPicard
#spoilers
Picard: Computer, initiate shutdown sequence.
Enterprise-D computer: Shutdown sequence initiated.
Riker: I miss that voice.
Me:
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I'm gonna tell my kids this is WandaVision
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Captain Kirk isn’t available, greatest Captain of all time?
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Customer just told me to "hurry the fuck up" so I hurried the fuck up and kicked him out of my store. Be nice to retail employees because we are SO DONE with your shit.
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Tuvok is the best Vulcan. You can't change my mind.
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Customer and I got into a Star Trek conversation today.
Customer: Kirk or Picard?
Me: Janeway.
Customer: Who?
Me: GET OUT
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The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth. 🖖
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Set a new course. There's cleavage in that nebula.
(The
#candelabros
are gonna need a new hashtag lol)
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I think I found the easiest Lwaxana Troi cosplay idea ever
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Me as your girlfriend: if you aren't a Trekkie when we start dating, you sure as hell will be. I dont make the rules
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I just love Star Trek so much you guys
Like, seriously
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I'm vaxxed and boosted. I won't date anyone that isn't.
I don't owe anyone an explanation, and I won't entertain your "what if" scenarios.
That's my boundary. Respect it or keep moving.
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Came up with this thirty seconds ago and I am Not Ashamed
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It's 2021 and Majel Barrett's voice STILL isn't the voice of my digital assistant on my phone. Forever mad about it
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Who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you?
Lwaxana Troi. She's an acquired taste. If you don't like her... acquire some taste.
Who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you
People who hate Captain Janeway. Often a sign of a misogynist
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I cosplay Voyager because I love the plot.
The plot:
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Just finished
#StarTrekPicard
and my heart is full. What an ending!! Thank you
@StarTrek
💜💜💜💜💜
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Hot take that shouldn't even be hot but that's where we are, I guess:
All Trek is Star Trek.
Yes, even the shows you aren't a fan of.
You don't have to like ALL of it. Seriously. No one expects you to. It's okay.
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So uh, this happened and I'm deceased now
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I picked up a lot of new followers, largely in part to my *ahem* out-of-uniform selfie.
Hello, welcome and thank you! A few things of note:
I love Star Trek
I occasionally post thirst traps
Said thirst traps are not an invitation to DM me
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Found in my FB memories. No lies detected.
I stan Lwaxana always but Deanna is also a recipient of all my love 💜
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Every day I stray further from God's light and into Lwaxana Troi's
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I'm a Trekkie. I am a woman. I have costumes and post selfies.
The camera on my phone will often flip/mirror my selfies, which I do intentionally to showcase my better side.
If you are a man, stop yourself before you make the "YoUr BaDgE iS wRoNg" comment.
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Lieutenant-Commander Ally Catraz, reporting for duty! 🖖
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The Voyager theme song might be the most majestic of all the Trek themes.
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Facebook tells me I attended my very first Star Trek con eleven years ago today!
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People coming for Janeway in my mentions are cordially invited
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I've been getting a bunch of new followers recently! Hi everyone, I'm Ally 😁 come for the Star Trek content, stay for... everything else!
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I had planned to do laundry today, but I took a nap and had an upsetting dream so fuck it, UberEats and Star Trek instead
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Reading a synopsis of The Battle of Betazed and apparently the Betazoids just... emoted really hard at the Jem'Hadar and killed them?! That's pretty fucking metal
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"Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him."
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Today, at 34 years young, I have FINALLY cooked the perfect batch of rice. Everybody clap for me plz
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Hi I love Star Trek and I'm not sorry
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"She thinks I'm a fascist?! I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!" - Barbie/Seven of Nine
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Lieutenant-Commander Ally Catraz reporting for duty 🖖
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Me at 15: I wanna be like Utena
Me at 35:
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Today's cosplay has faith of the heart
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A take: Reginald Barclay appeared in more VOY episodes than TNG episodes. Therefore I declare Reg to be a primary Voyager character
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I am not sorry for doing my victory lap today. I won.
I FINALLY found my voice, used it, and I fucking WON.
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Taking a chance but screw it I WANT IT
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Found on FB and this is SUCH Lwaxana energy. I'm here for it
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"To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest anyways." - Ken/Tom Paris
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"Later haterrrrr" - Janeway to Tuvix, probably
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✨️TIMELINE CLEANSE✨️
Post a photo where you just KNOW you're hot af and feel great about yourself!
Old, new, anything goes. I wanna see everyone lookin' cute and living their best lives
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So many people in uniform. I felt left out.
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"Thanks to Barbie/Janeway, all problems of feminism have been solved."
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Went to the bar and got treated to numerous birthday drinks!
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Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday! 35 never looked so good 😎
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When diplomacy fails, there is only one alternative - violence. Force must be applied without apology. It's the Starfleet way 😈
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GRRM needs to stop calling it the Targaryen family "tree" when it's really more like a wreath
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It's not quite Hot Girl Summer, but the rain and general humidity makes it feel like Swamp Hag Spring
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"I can do the splits. I have a funky haircut and I smell like basement." - Neelix/Weird Barbie
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Unlocked and it feels SO GOOD.
It's all out in the open now, and the Trek Twitter community has shown me that I have literally hundreds of people at my side.
I have nothing to fear. And I'm not deleting shit.
Deal with it, asshole.
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Reuploaded to include the necessary sticker 🤭 a relevant Lwaxana meme indeed
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"I am trained to stand confidently here." - Tuvok/Ken
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Me: *bored at home*
BFF who has been out of town: Hey didn't you go to a Star Trek con last week? Tell me all about it
Me: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Best part is - he isn't even a Trekkie, but he will patiently listen to me go on about Trek 🥺🥰
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Lwaxana Troi is a highly nuanced character.
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I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this one.
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"I'm a man with no power, does that make me a woman?" - Aaron Dinkins/Harry Kim
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Today at work:
Extremely Rude Customer: I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER
Me: Sure! *spins around* Hi, how can I help you?
Extremely Rude Customer: THAT ISN'T FUNNY
Me: Neither is your attitude 🙃
She left 🤷♀️
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There are two types of people on this planet: those who love Lwaxana Troi, and those who bring dishonor upon their house.
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A few days ago at work, a male customer asked - then demanded - four separate times that I remove my mask so he could "see my pretty face" and that I should "make an old man happy."
BITCH, I do not exist to make anyone happy but me.
Shit this still makes me mad
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"I'm a liberated man, I know crying's not weak." - Ken/The EMH
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Being a Trekkie makes you sexy. I don't make the rules
I think one of the biggest lies I was told was a kid was that everyone who likes Star Trek is ugly and fat.
There are SO MANY hot as fuck Trekkies. So.... so many.
I mean, I'm not, I fall into the ugly/fat category but man, have you SEEN trekkies?
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The new manager likes Star Trek.
Everything's cool.
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I had an abortion when I was twenty years old. I do not regret my choice. I wasn't ready for parenthood and took every feasible precaution beforehand. I got pregnant anyway.
When Roe v. Wade is overturned, people in many other states will not have access to the care I had.
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I won't pretend I'm a fan of nuTrek - with the exception of Lower Decks, it just doesn't speak to me the way classic Trek does.
However, I'm not going to police anyone else's interests and shit all over people who are fans of nuTrek. Not very Starfleet of me to do so.
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As much as I love Voyager, I find myself re-watching DS9 more and more frequently these days. I think the serialization makes it easier to absorb, somehow.
Also Jadzia Dax is my favorite person on the station so... there's that too
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