maya 🪩
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did you ever hear about the girl who lives in delusion? she/her🌻
New York, NY
Joined March 2014
Fun fact he came into my work a few weeks ago and I didn’t know it was him and he bought a shirt and the one he brought to the front didn’t have a tag and so I made him go back and get one with a tag.
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I said I had a crush on him and Katelyn goes “literally maya walk into any Best Buy”.
Olympic Gymnast Stephen Nedoroscik has joined the cast of Dancing with the Stars for Season 33!. #DWTS #DWTSonGMA
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NYT interviewing 100 people on how they show love in small ways. I’m going to sob
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this is quite literally the most cunty situation to be in . Like you won a Grammy for AOTY, played a few sold out shows in Japan, flew back to watch your bf win the fucking Super Bowl and then your song is playing in the club after like that’s crazyyy
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New lifetime popcorn bucket. My children will throw up in this one day
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I just heard a canon go off like in the hunger games and Joe Alywn’s picture should be in the sky shortly.
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Either boys liked you in high school or you got a Taylor swift verified fan presale code there is no crossover.
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The way she had a dedicated guest room in Taylor’s nyc apartment and now she’s in the 300s Fjdjdkdkdkd does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes.
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This is literally the “I got bored in class” hair style I’m crying
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My body It being .Image issues Cold . 🤝. Oversized sweaters.
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Me waiting for a problematic tweet from killatrav to resurface but they are all just like this
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NO BUT THE HOTTEST THING IS WHEN YOU ENTER A NEW CHAPTER OF YOUR LIFE THAT ALIGNS WITH A NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM . BITCH!!!!!!!!!!.
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“He said if the sex was half as good as the conversations then we’d be pushing strollers”
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Nickelodeon needs to do a presidential debate like they did for the Super Bowl. Presidential debate live from bikini bottom…. This would be so much more hopeful if I was watching doodlebob draw a mustache on Joe Biden.
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Kamala needs to make a TikTok in the white house with the audio that’s like “this isn’t Ken’s dream house this is Barbie’s dream house”.
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Just thought about how Princess Diana would’ve been at the eras tour and now I’m crying on the subway.
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“Once I fix me, he’s gonna miss me” is an absolutely insane fucking lyric…. .
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I HATE ACCIDENTS EXCEPT WHEN WE WENT FROM FRIENDS TO THIS ???????????????.
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She saw the ballad of songbird and snakes on her day off and is having her resurfaced hunger games phase.
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Taylor dating someone with a weekly podcast is terrifying like why did I just get a debrief of their entire weekend directly from the source.
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KISS ME ONCE CAUSE YOU KNOW I HAD A LONG NIGHT!!!! KISS ME TWICE CAUSE ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT!!! THREE TIMES BECAUSE I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!!!!!.
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She’s kinda always serving Thanksgiving 2016 energy so her being vocal about supporting Trump is actually so on brand. Like tell me this isn’t giving girl who walked into the hometown bar saying she thinks trump is a smart business person who will help the economy
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These new swifties don’t know what 2015 was like. We literally went on vacation to the Bahamas with Taylor and Calvin Harris.
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This is what listening to Trump answer a question feels like
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I cannot imagine being the parent to a swiftie. Like there’s absolutely no reason my 56-year-old Indian dad needs to be refreshing his work email for a Taylor swift presale code 😭😭😭😩.
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“Taylor repeats all her jokes every night” . “It’s almost like we aren’t supposed to see the same show 10 times”.
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No taylor is going to need to do a 5 day music festival for lover, folklore, evermore, fearless and red . .
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Taylor’s like “where that man who'd throw blankets over my barbed wire?.I made you my temple, my mural, my sky.Now I'm begging for footnotes in the story of your life. Drawing hearts in the byline”. And Travis is like damn that’s crazy
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Taylor on songs like ‘Lavender Haze’ and ‘Sweet Nothing’ . “This is a list of songs about getting so caught up in the idea of something.That you have a hard time seeing the red flags. Possibly resulting in moments of denial and maybe a little bit of delusion”
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This state did not deserve to hear The Bolter x Cornelia Street smh …….
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Thinking about how when I was in high school, my friend would say the pledge over the intercom everyday, and on the day Midnight Memories leaked she said “one direction under god” and then she had lunch detention for a week.
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Reputation re-record this rep TV that…. As soon as I hear the fuck ass fiddle on Our Song (Taylor’s Version) I’ll need to be life flighted to the nearest hospital.
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My mom sent me a draft of our Christmas card and it’s collage of my siblings with their significant others and then me at the eras tour …. classic
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I’m sobbing Brittany Mahomes being a proud Trump supporter might be the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life like guys guess what i found a fork in the kitchen.
Brittany Mahomes going full on Trumper is not something I thought I’d see but here we are lol
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If I’m at the eras tour and hear the words “friends break up friends get married” through the speakers…. I will be seen on a national news network the following evening.
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Someone get Emily Henry on the phone now.
My new Olympics obsession is Kateřina Siniaková and Tomáš Macháč of Czechia, who were together for four years and recently broke up… but committed to playing mixed doubles and won the gold medal.
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This is fuckimg sending me to another dimension like she is going to romanticize driving down 435 south like it’s sunset boulevard or Broadway.
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The way some people are THIS rich is literally so scary djdjdjd
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You guys will never fucking believe what happened to me on my way to work. I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car. He had a one hand feel on the steering wheel and the other on my heart.
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HONESTLY RED WAS LIKE THE FIRST ALBUM RELEASE WHERE I WAS LIKE. IN THE FANDOM AND THIS SHIT IS FUCKINGME UP SO MUCH. IM SO OLD??????????????? WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT SHE HAS LITERALLY BEEN PART OF MY LIFE FOR SO LONG IT'S SICK.
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“I just don’t understand how you don’t miss me” is literally one of Taylor’s most heartbreaking lyrics of all time oh my god.
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Being Jack Antonoff must be fucking crazy he was probably like what the hell, sure.
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The getaway car being a Toyota Highlander will never not be funny.
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I was NOT expecting to see this hunger games tribute in the sky tonight but here we are….
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THE BRIDGE IN THANK YOU AIMEE IS FUCKING NUTS …. AND SO I CHANGED YOUR NAME AND ANY REAL DEFYING CLUES . AND ONE DAY YOUR KID COMES HOME SINGING A SOMG THAT ONLY us TWO KNOW IS ABOUT YOU.
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Anyone else think it’s super fucked up that friends break up friends get married strangers get bored and strangers get buried trends change rumors fly through new skies but I’m right where you left me.
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Being a girl is so hard I want to read a book but every time I sit down to read I’m like I could be spending this time at the tortured poets department.
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So many locals talking about the 10 minute All too well. REMIND ME OF YOUR GENDER AGAIN??? RIGHT THIS IS FOR SWIFTIES ONLY.
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I like how WAG Taylor swoops her bangs to the side like Hannah Montana. Pop Icon Taylor Swift has straight bangs but WAG Taylor is activated once those bangs swoop
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If you’re an American fan who’s gone to 10 eras shows and are tweeting about going to a LATAM show you deserve to get dragged !!!! idc they literally have NEVER had a Taylor tour be so serious for 1 second
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The funniest part is that this definitely a fake signed guitar like it has the wrong Era’s Tour logo and font I’m crying republicans are sooo stupid.
Man smashes signed Taylor Swift guitar after buying it for $4,000 at auction.
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The way she lists out her flaws and Laurie just keeps saying I love you…… YEA IM IN PAIN
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This is how you know Jake is the only influencer not trying to be a swiftie for views like his friends trying to get them to meet and he’s genuinely about to vomit IDKDKDKDK LIKE HES SO REAL FOR THAT.
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Midnights was announced at an award show while I was on a flight to Kansas City. TTPD was also announced at an award show while I was on a flight to Kansas City. And guess who will be on a flight to Kansas City tonight during an award show.
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How Im sleeping tonight knowing I’m not Jake Gyllenhaal’s publicist
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This aged like milk because those 13 year old girls in 2018 can vote in this election. We smile and smile.
So @taylorswift13 has every right to be political but it won’t impact election unless we allow 13 yr old girls to vote. Still with #MarshaBlackburn.
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Did people forget that LATAM fans literally camp out for weeks fjdkdkdkd it would send an American fan into cardiac arrest. Y’all are not cut out for concert culture outside the U.S. & Europe.
‼️ | @TaylorSwift13's “The Eras Tour” in Latin America will be a PIT concert, no seating entire floor section.
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THE NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR ASKING TAYLOR TO PLAY RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME IS SENDING ME TO ANOTHER DIMENSION FIDKDKDKDKDKDKDO THANK YOU FOR YOUR CIVIC DUTY SIR.
We’re in our Taylor (Swift) Ham era. The king of our heart @govmurphy has declared the Taylor Swift Ham, Egg, and Cheese the official state sandwich.
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Any normal artist: releasing a bonus track thurday 12AM! . Taylor: everyone gather in a parking lot at dawn in East Rutherford, New Jersey on a workday to get a limited edition physical CD that has 1 song from the vault. only a few copies will be available so make sure to fight.
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I don’t remember much, but I do remember every single negative thing any person has ever said about Taylor Swift. Girl from my accounting class posting a pic on Cornelia street today. I remember when you said all of Taylor’s music sounded the same 6 years ago.
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From “front lines don’t you ignore me. Im the best thing at this party” to your man’s being behind the DJ trying to make everyone hype for a remix of your song oh I’m going to SOB. I love when good things happen to good people.
travis making sure everyone gets loud for your belong with me OHHHHH this is a man
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I hate that Taylor’s merch team acts like they’re a small local business fjdjd literally my 1989 CDs still haven’t shipped and they are like “we are a small team working to fulfill your order” well tell your billionaire boss to make the team larger or give me my money back.
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Nobody is going to give a fuck about the eras tour by next November trust we will all be there with $80 resale tickets
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If I get into the ticket master next Tuesday and my only option is platinum tickets for 800$ I’m going to do something so drastic
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Whether it’s a Timberwolves game or a Taylor Swift concert, you deserve transparency around pricing when buying tickets online. I just signed HF 1989 into law – strengthening consumer protections for fans by banning hidden fees and cracking down on fraudulent ticket sales.
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IM IN TEARS OVER THE GIRL IN THE BACK DOING THE CHOREOGRAPHY
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“She makes a fortune off their breakup” AND YOU HAVE A GRAMMY SITTING ON YOUR IKEA CONVERTIBLE BILLY BOOKSHELF WE REALLY DGAF
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Just wore this outfit to run errands and the Whole Foods employee just goes “congrats on getting 31 new songs girl”.
OH IM SO OBSESSED WITH THESE !!!!!!!! THEY DEADASS LET THE REP MERCH DESIGNER OFF FURLOUGH OR SOMETHING WE ARE BACK
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Help it’s giving “well I’ll just make a better album”.
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Okay killatrav Bowery.
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I can’t believe there are some people who are living in an Emily Henry novel
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I literally turn into an animal when it comes to tour. Like non swifties in my life, this isn’t for you. Someone who isn’t a stan texted me and was like “I think I want to go to this show” and I’m like well keep thinking !!!!.
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This was 850 years ago btw.
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I don’t know if I’m mature enough to handle ppl who hated Taylor in 2017 posting about rep tv. Like you don’t GET IT.
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HOW THE FORWARD IN RED LITERALLY SAYS “maybe I’ll write an entire album about that kind of love one day” ITS SICK.
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I loveee being a swiftie bc I was running to my train and was like wait …. I’m wearing a long skirt and nude ballet flats…. I’m not running to my train. IM LIVING FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL CANCELLING PLANS JUST INCASE YOUD CALL!!!!!!
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It’s giving Harry Styles with more water and nutrients.
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My mom just sent me these pics of shirts they are selling at the GROCERY STORE in Kansas 😭😭😭😭😭absolutely not a single reason for a Kroger to be selling merch with Taylor references
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This is deadass what it feels like being a swiftie right now trying to figure out a way for this to not be true even tho it’s def true
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What it feels like being in a room of swifties during surprise song o clock
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Taylor x Ed just makes me miss being a chronically online teenage girl… like the 2012/2013 lore of Taylor, Ed and One Direction…. You just had to be there.
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So did I he’s not special.
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There’s going to be a rich American swiftie thinking they are going to be quirky and silly for going to a Brazil show and we will never hear from them again.
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